WHanon here drumpf just had 3 SCOOPS 3 SCOOPS it's

GRUEUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMPH!!!!!!!!

/pol/ CAN NOT recover from this

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>3 scoops

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Commence impeachment

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>>138437672
SCOOOOOPS

>>138437614
Alex Jones getting closer to 14, 88 coming soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkix4Inin9k

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>>138437724
FIEVE SCOPPS IS THAT ALL YOU GOT LIGHT WEIGHT?!

>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
the audience collectively prepares themselves >with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the >vacuum of space
colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva >immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump.
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's >foundations to sway
dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling >continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and >leaving some with gaping wounds
a large glass of water on a stand drops to the >floor near a broken light, extending the current
one of the stage crew accidentally slips and >lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
the audience laughs as the dead crewman's >body catches on fire in the background

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>>138437614
AUS shitpost champions worldwide

>>138437614
Two scoops, Dahnald? While the rest of us only get one?