What's gonna happen tomorrow, /pol/?

>>138421980
Solar eclipse
Finna be lit nigga

>>138421980
Stock market crash. Screencap this.

Oh yeah... I read something about this. But I was drunk, so I don't remember... WTF is going on again?

>>138421980
ITS
>captcha centre stock

>>138421980
Chaos

dunno but there's a lot of weird posts on /pol/ tonight. probably LARPing but who knows

>>138419671
>>138414943
>>138419663

>>138421980
Same thing as always: IT

>>138421980
Something magical

>>138423062
totes mcgotes

if you are reading this make sure you get drunk and stoned tomorrow and dont fucking forget it

>>138421980
A Solar Eclipse. It's a warning to the gentile nations from God. Something may happen but it may just be a warning. Repent, Jesus loves you!

>>138423169
NEVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9sHxOeYwew

jerk off to anime, watch eclipse, eat hotpockets, shitpost, go to bed

>>138423333
Waste of quads.

>>138421980
solar eclipse
stock market crash
hillary in jail
trump resigns

>>138421980
Hopefully the Earth won't explode or something. I hope I don't die in my sleep or anyone or anything (animals and objects included) I even vaguely care about dies, either. I suppose that'd include all the non-shills, non-retards on this website.

>>138423333
>gentile
>Jesus loves you
wat

Someone is going to give out fake eclipse glasses.

yellowstone erupts

>>138424184
>not even jewish
What?

>>138421980
pro tip- nothing id going to happen

t. I've seen 2 full solar eclipses in my lifetime so far, today will make the 3rd.

>>138421980
Eclipse. I have a reason to get up before noon.

The government and NASA will project an image of a round object in front of the moon to give the illusion that the Earth is round, because they have to come up with more and more miraculous lies to try and keep the globecucks believing their garbage

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>>138421980
It's going to be sunny then shady then sunny again. Kinda like clouds. Mellow out man!

China vs India

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-huujIHffvc

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He will reveal himself. I thought you knew this already faggot.

>>138423333
Fucking retard. We already knew the eclipse would happen 38 years ago. Dumb ass christ cuck useless eater faggot. Go drink bleach

>>138424465
I remember one in the fourth grade. It was spooky. It reminded me of night with orange glow from the street lamps illuminated.

>>138421980
The beginning of something magical.

>>138421980
Cooper dies

>>138421980
Nigger orgy with your sister. Screen cap this.

>>138421980
fucking nothing just the same bullshit different god damned day. Work shit sleep.

>>138421980
Nope.You'll still be a virgin.

>>138424674
deadline for military action by china was 19th aug..literally nothing

>>138424700
niceposting.

>>138421980
Trump will act like a cuck, and the neocons will further their agenda more.

Bunch of people are gonna go blind staring at the eclipse without proper eye protection

>>138421980
An eclipse. Happens every year but now that it's in Murica people suddenly come up with shit theories.

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>>138421980
Magnum PI will get a reboot, riots in cali, ohio, kentucky and Delaware. Major bankruptcies, 7 dead people, vindicated celebrities turned politians and a massive tidal wave. Stay tuned for our on the ground reporter Fiona as she covers the hardhitting topics: floods, disembodiment, men attempting to push their penis through the hole of a vinyl record and silverware fallen behind the stove, never to be heard or seen from again.

>>138424807
chinese calendar is 2 days behind us moron

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Israel is going to nuke every country surrounding them and America is going to take the blame

>>138424947
12:15 pm
Monday, 21 August 2017 (GMT+8)
Time in China

nice troll bro

>>138421980
A solar eclipse that may actually unite the nation. Maybe, because we'll be so mesmerized by the phenomenon, that politics won't be an issue for the day. But only for Monday, the rest of the week, we will return to the total chaos and fighting.

>>138425037
fuck back to hong kong mr. ching chong

>>138421980
My relationship ended just minutes after midnight. Is that a sign?

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>>138423333
A lot of faggots got pissed at this post
Keep doing the Lord's work anon

The memes will merge with reality.

>>138424807
Hmm we will see

>>138423333
dijees

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Tomorrow its begins
everything goes into motion
tomorrow
everything starts
in the shadows of the sun

>>138424776
Don't be so negative anon :(

>>138423333
You did come hard with the 3s tho. Checked Amen. Peace be with you

>>138425304
>tomorrow
>21st is today
what did he mean by this?

>>138423333
>>138425144
Looks like those quads and doubles are the answer

It marks the beginning of the Tribulation. Death, war, destruction, pestilence and all that fun stuff.

>>138421980
I'll probably have some random guy in my favourite public toilet spray my beard with warm cum again.

>>138425514
The synchronization is near

Jews are about to win

>>138424151
In that order.

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>>138422865
>im too poor to own any stock

yay?

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>>138425304

More importantly, did everyone pack their bags?

Save all your sperm and fluids from today

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Oprahs Va-jay-jay is going to engulf the sun.

I have a huge 160 question test tomorrow gonna determine wether I pass second year of med school or fail. Very worried /pol// ... other than that not shit desu

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>>138421980
The space Jews will finally reveal themselves.

>>138425409
not in America its still the 20th Aussie breww

>>138421980
Nothing

>>138426019
Good luck.

>>138421980
end of times...

>>138425138
you mean the relationship with your partner?

>>138422865
A sand person with no valid driver's license will forgo pressing the brakes in a commercial vehicle just as he approaches a group of indigenous citizens of that land.

Screencap this.

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>>138425749
>thinking the stock market doesn't affect them because they don't own stocks

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>>138425409
The morning star

>>138425734
Nope.

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>>138426408
Now you see
which puppets will be played

>>138426170
Yes!

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>>138426527

>>138422873

Solar eclipse

>>138426356
I know. My family members own large amounts of stocks. The devastation to families across the world will be immense.

>>138426121
Thanks Senpai

>>138421980
WAR.

>>138426185
That's a common occurence nowadays lad

>>138421980
Bums will bang your mom inside the dumpster

>>138421980
Face eaters will reveal themselves.