Just ran across this on local craigslist This is a satire

>>138406308
Probably not; it's 2017, after all.

>>138406308
>30yr old roastie

She likes to skateboard lol!

>>138406308

Made by a jealous ex, or her new man's ex. People are terrible.

All the chicks with herpes troll craigslist.

>>138406308
At least the whore is honest, I'll give her that. Lacking in any sort of class and a used up slut, but honest nonetheless.

>>138406308
>I'm a very classy lady
>hook up ad on craigslist
>stds
It's cherry picked alright.

>>138406308
TELL HER TO FUCK OFF SHES A SHILL

>>138406912
likely this

>herpes
>Craigslist
>blonde
Checksout

/pol/ is always right

roasties, the cock carousel, stds, a classy Ho'

that's a big nose baby

>>138406308

She got those diseases from fucking entire teams of niggers.

SAGE (all fields)

>>138406308
>i can just let my natural hair grow back out and wear some nice conservative clothes and no one will know that i was a roastie

>>138407094
This.

Nothing wrong with her being upfront about that stuff and looking for a gentleman who'll put with her bullshit mainly because of loneliness. It's sad but so is life, at least she doesn't have a mongrel kid somewhere... that we know of.

>>138406308
The sad part is some thirsty white knight will probably bite.
Women aren't the problem. Betas are.

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>>138407834
This.
Women act like this because they can.
And they can because they know no matter how disgusting they are there's always some thirsty Beta who will gladly pick up the check.

>>138406308
Beta providers will defend this, then marry it.

>>138406308
This human trash deserves to be miserably single the rest of her days.

>>138406806

>How do you do fellow kids

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>>138406912
You're gonna die alone roastie.

>>138406308

S T E P U P T O T H E P L A T E GOYIM

>>138407834
Betas just want to procreate. Is that too much to ask?

>>138406308
this is a pretty old meme, I recognize the text but I think the poster changed/added a different woman to it

>>138406912
This is the correct answer

still fuck her in the pussy , then tell her shes a shill, and peace out bro

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>>138406308
would 2bh

>>138409977
Yes, get some fucking self respect and standards and maybe betas wouldn't be so pathetic and could probably get a real women instead of a diseased whore off craigslist.

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>Leilani
That's a Brazilian name anons.

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some dudes are desperate

>>138411711
You know they couldn't just by the virtue of them being betas.

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>>138411880
aiii meu deus

>>138406308
Poor kid

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>>138407834
Imagine their surprise when it's Jamal lookin for some cash

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>>138412554
good idea, ill get my black face

>>138406308
>Fort Worth
She had the sass of a proud Texan woman without the conservative values, partied too much and ended up having to scrape craigslist for a partner who wouldn't go dark the second she mentioned her various afflictions.
I feel bad for her desu, she's aged well and posts like someone who is really insecure. Unironically hope she gets her shit together and finds someone who will work with her.

link?

>>138406308

No mention of her anal warts or the one summer she was strung out at a traphouse ..

>>138407834
We need to Purge all Betas.

>>138406308
HSV is completely a non-issue with Valtrex. HPV is in like 80% of people so, go for it. She's hot.

>>138406308
These contract marriage ads are really common near large military bases. soldiers get out of barracks and these slags get free healthcare and housing on the taxpayer dime. It's basically gibsmedats for white trash.

>>138406308
Not satire, Ft. Worth. Unless you want a similar disease get off fucking Craigslist. lol

I'm laughing right now due to being in the metroplex myself.

>HPV

I am so spooked of getting that shit and apparently it's super common

Why do people with it just act like "pffff everybody has it by now who cares"

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>>138411880

my sides

>>138413717
Have you had sex? Are you over 25? You have it.

>>138412091

F E M A N O N D E T E C T E D

>>138413817
>t - roastie

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>>138406308
As a guy who has frequented Craigslist since the age of 17 for MILF'a and cougars, that is your average Craigslist woman. That isn't even the worst, I've seen thousands of fatter, uglier and pastier women demanding a lot more and offering a whole lot less. Majority of the posts are just pathetic and depressing like pic related.

>>138411880
fake hawaiian. easy mistake to make, so many mongrel third world shitholes they all blue together in the end.

>>138413817
no
yes
just because im 25 means I have it?

>>138413717
I had it but my ultra strong constitution purged it from my system naturally.

>>138413817
I've never had sex without a condom. While I maybe missing out on that I'm surely don't mind missing out on a plethora of STD's

She probably has a fatherless child she accidentally forgot to mention, which she expects you will pay for.

>>138414098
They gave vaxxes out for that in the early 2000s. Hope they still do.

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>>138413717

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus_infection

>most people are infected at some point in time

Jesus Christ.

But if it doesn't manifest into any noticeable symptoms, can it really be that bad?

>>138414098
>no
>just because im 25 means I have it?
No. But I didn't figure a virgin over 25 was a thing so.

>>138414098
If you are weak you have it. If you are strong it's like a cold. Gone in it's own in a week or two.

>>138414510
It creates cancer in the uterus.

>>138414246
You haven't lived until your dick falls off.

>>138406308
>florida
its not satire

>>138406308
>herpes simples
can be passed to baby

>HPV
#1 cause of ovarian/cervical cancer

great prospect there.

>>138413717
Normalization
Nobody wants someone with a disease, but if everyone has it.....
"Everyones a fag"
"Everyones got aids"
"Everyones a pedo"
Slippery fucking slope

>>138414510
Higher chances of genital cancer, pretty sure.

>>138409191
everyone is going to die alone

>>138414510
HPV is genital warts

you tell me

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>>138414667

Glad I have a dick and not a uterus.

>>138414803

I have a plan for that. If they haven't cured cancer by the time I get it, I'll be sure to cure some cancer of my own before I end up a bedridden mess.

>>138407224
CONTROLLED OPPOSITION

>>138406308
Sauce?
I'm gonna take her up on this and save the white race.

>>138414510
If you've ever had a wart on your finger it means you're permanently affected.

I'm a medic and do multiple cryo treatments on people's dicks weekly

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>>138414992

HPV isn't genital warts, there's like a million kinds of HPV. Only some of them cause herpes.

From what I understand, if you've ever had a wart you've been infected with one form of HPV or another. I don't have any genital warts, but I also don't fuck dirty skanks. That's my main incentive not to - that, and HIV/AIDS.

>>138413717
hpv stands for genital warts

>>138413717
get the gardisol vaccine you fucking mongloid. It protects against roughly 9 serotypes 4 of which are very virulent.

>>138414510
Causes throat cancer in people.(see Michael douglas and Val Kilmer) and testicular cancer. In a woman her reproductive system can become cancerous.
Fun fact, Herpes doesn't do anything and it far more feared.

>>138415201
google genital warts idiot

>canicuck education

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>>138415102

Everyone has had a wart on their hand at some point in their lifetime, most people get one when they're a little kid and they're putting their hands all over dirty shit.

Again, I don't have any genital warts and the last wart I had was on my finger when I was 7, 21 years ago.

>>138415243

Herpes is just gross.

>>138415201
and you're confusing HPV with herpes. Herpes is a completely different virus from another family altogether.

jesus christ, /pol/ doesn't know shit about virology or science in general. stick with your maths

>>138415432
that's a different serotype. You're confusing high and low virulent serotypes.

>>138415201
>HPV isn't genital warts, there's like a million kinds of HPV. Only some of them cause herpes.
HSV2 is genital herpes. HSV1 is mouth cold sores. Chicken Pox is in the same virus family.

Anyone in here take a biology class, fuck me.

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>>138415332

According to Wikipedia:

>About 1% of sexually active adults have genital warts.

Don't worry though Anon, you actually need to have sex to be at risk. You're safe, sweetie.

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>>138413367
No, we need to put women into their proper role so that betas don't need to virtue signal to get married

>>138414544
why would you think that?

>>138415590
>this projection

no wonder canadian medical school is such a joke. If you're the typical example of a leaf's education on science I'm sad for the next generation. What's the MCAT average these days a 22-23?

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>>138415552

Don't lie, you're reading that from the pamphlet your doctor gave you.

Sorry I'm not an expert on the different kinds of dick warts that are available. I don't fuck nasty skanks or twinks like you two.

>suddenly /pol/ is a medical authority on dick infections and everyone else should be too

>>138415680
>why would you think that?
People like to have sex.

>>138415877

>more projection

I go to a medical school in the U.S.

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>>138415828

>the absolute state of this americunt's rectum

BTFO and resulting to weak greentexting

>>138415877
>That face when Canadian man gave me aids.

>>138406912
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>138415989

you forgot to mention having sex and muh dik in your rebuttal

>>138409977
Yes, yes it is.

>>138406308
>Im a filthy roastie whore looking for a sugar daddy ;)
>I'm a single mom why can't I find a man lol
>I'll give u a bj for weed lmao

Literally all cl women

>>138416074

Good, that's what you get for being gay.

So what's with the Craigslist personals that are a paragraph of a normal woman looking for a normal relationship, then like a page of blank space, then a paragraph of HI IM A GAY 50 YEAR OLD BEARDADDY LOOKING FOR A GUY TO COME TO MY HOTEL AND RUB UP ON ME AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF MY CRAB MEAT AND STOMP ON MY TRAINS SOME

>>138411163
You do realize that in this fantasy of yours you still get herpes and HPV yea?

Not exactly a win there anon.

>>138415014
>glad I got a cock
Hpv leads to an 80% increased risk in men developing throat and oral cancer if you've ever eaten a girl out. It's just never talked about because men are expendable and fuck facts. Oral sex for men is literally more dangerous than smoking

>>138416241
I'm a girl though.

>>138415931
oh ok. well I dont go outside

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>>138416328
>i'm a girl
>deus vult flag
just show your leaf dude, we know you're a toronto nigger

>>138416239
literally all women

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>>138416328

I don't care what you personally identify as.

>>138416283

What if I douche her with Jack Daniels first? I slept with a girl in uni who asked me to squirt vodka up there, apparently it gets you drunk super fucking fast. She was already drunk so I didn't bother, but I've always wondered what might have been...

>>138413717
hella common. some strains can cause pre cancerous cells wherever you end up including vag, anus, throat.

>>138406308
I don't know who this chick is, but she probably deserves this.

>>138415201
>if you've ever had a wart you've been infected with one form of HPV or another
>had a finger wart about a month ago
>Never had sex

>>138417449

Not all HPV is sexually transmitted.

Lots of diseases can be contracted in ways other than sexually. One of my profs had a police officer friend who got stabbed by a junkie during a fight, ended up with HIV.

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>>138415983
I have HPV. I don't show signs. Might come and fuck me over when I'm older tho, thats what I heard.

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>>138406912
I'ma gonna go with this to save my sanity.

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>>138417916
HAHA, YOURE AN ANIME GIRL WITH NOT VERY GOOD LOOKING EYES

>>138417916
The virus hides in your nerves where it remains undetected by your immune system. They should invent some type of vector that changes the rna structure of the virus so that it becomes fucked up and can't function properly.

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>>138418617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoV_gsbYcxI

Really couldn't care less unless she likes golden and brown men

>>138406308
Tell her you are willing to pump her and dump her, and that she must raise the child.Drastic times call for drastic measures.

>>138406308
Cmon leave the poor woman alone. She lives with her mother for god sake so that actually makes her equal with about 80% of /pol/. Have some sympathy for your social equivalent, /pol/. Plus she has herpes. Better to stay away

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>>138420275
This

>>138420753
This cup isn't accurate for all cases by the way