PLEASE IF YOU LIVE 100 MILES NEAR THE RED DOTS GET OUT NOW SCREEN

>>138378296
Nobody should look at the sun, ever.

CRYPTIC BULLSHIT THAT MEANS NOTHING

- X 2 4 * * BOOBZ -

>>138378980
xXxX-N00B-KiLleR-XxXx

i get a 75-80% eclipse here in central FL. Will watch with my dog

>>138379239
its pretty boring if you don't get into the path of totality. A partial eclipse is still very bright outside and pretty much a non-event.

>>138378296
thats no sun eclipse path, its Kim's rocket trajectory you foolish people

>>138379566
RIP Kansas

Somebody post that creepy warning webm. It's pretty fun.

>>138378296
everyone at work will be at a company party for this shit - i'm going to masturbate and go home early.

LOOK HARDER AT THE IMAGE

A PROPHET WILL APPEAR

>>138378296
01001111 01010000 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100111 01100111 01101111 01110100

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>>138378296
Here we go!
https://youtu.be/mw_HKzo9Ync

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>>138379901

>>138379239
erm, keep doggo inside because animals can inadvertently look up into the eclipse and burn out their retinas

>>138380231
LOOK HARDER

>>138378296
Only time living in this shithole of a state will pat off apparently

>>138380554
Dude, what

>>138379239
He will go blind and it will be your fault, numb nuts.

>when whites replace children with animals and still fuck up

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>>138378296
nothing is going to happened

>>138378296
>looks like we got rick rolled XD

>>138381272
i could swear that is terminator

>>138381272
look closer at the image

>>138380972
Nice grammar.

>Portland
>Vegas
>Yellowstone
>???
>That looks like where the guide stones are

>>138379566
Interesting point desu

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>>138378296
how can you look at the sun if its being blocked by the moon???

also why would the suns rays be more damaging to your eyes when being blocked by a large celestial body???

>>138378296
>- -/ L J T Q 6 A 1 O /- -
Is that you German Schizo?

If so you have to get to Budapest. You are being ordered to stop the party from taking over in the wake of WW3. Tuesday on the Pier.

1 4 t d 5 9

>>138381452
Arnold? Prophet? wtf

>>138378296
Is that fucking arnold in the north east? kek

OP is a cb205edee16b24366c871cf55e781346

>>138381680
Wondered that also

>>138379143
>::'..xxXxSh@d0\/\/DD0xx312xXxx..'::

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>>138381452
are you saying the US is getting nuked?

>>138378296
MY POWERS WILL FUCKING ACTIVATE

>>138378296
SEPTEMBER

SEPTEMBER

SEPTEMBER

THE SCHMITA IS COMING

>Be nigger.
>Smarter nigger than the average nigger.
>Live in eclipse zone.
>Wait until eclipse comes
>All dumb whitey looking up
>Me's got thirteen wallets
>Why be whitey so dumb?

I welcome death

>>138378296
MASS ARREST OF CONGRESS UNDER COVER OF ECLIPSE.

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>>138378296
The eclipse will trigger Yellowstone, pic related, the sun and moon will both be pulling the pressure underneath in the same direction, towards the surface.

>>138382536
Are you gay? The earth is flat you cunt

>>138378296
OOOOOoooOOO spooky cryptic warning on 4chan

Bullshit. Everyone knows you don't look at the sun.

Here's an interesting bearenstain for you:
>Why does the date of the eclipse keep changing?
It has already "happened" like 5 times.

>>138382626
Then why is the moon and sun round?

>>138378977
It's actually good to gaze at the sunset or sunrise for a few seconds each day. Enjoy this pro-tip and don't look at the sun mid-day.

>>138382375
This made me kekle

>>138382773
Things can be both round AND flat.

>>138382536
That's not how anything works.

>>138382848
Then why does the earth cast a round shadow on the moon?

>>138382848
Except they aren't. You don't really believe in flat earth. You are literally only memeing. No body actually believes in that. And if you say you do, you aren't even being honest with yourself.

I'm okay right?

>>138378296
I'm in portland, I'm staying

STOP

LARP

THREADS

>>138381680
>>138381997
You can do the same damage to your eyes staring at the naked sun, but you look away because it becomes unbearable. During an eclipse, lots of the light that would ordinarily make it uncomfortable isn't there, but your eyes will still receive damaging doses of solar radiation. The difference is you won't realize it's happening.

>>138380921

>All animals that have witnessed a solar eclipse are blind

That'd be fuckin' hilarious 'cos that'd be most animals...

>>138383059
Wow your so smart i bet you are so much fun to listen to

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>>138378296

>>138382773
dude god is proving our faith lmao

either that or it's a disinfo campaign by the US government to discredit legitimate criticism on the lockdown on Antarctic exploration.

>>138383196
>admits I'm right
get raped flat earth nigger.

>>138379901
>>138379901
>>138379901
Wtf was that always there???

>>138383627

Shit son I didn't notice it

>>138383025
>earth cast a shadow on moon
Can't, because of the firmament.

>>138380231
Kek

>>138380871
Solar eclipses can cause permanent blindness if you look at them unobstructed
It literally fries your retinas

What will happen?
Nuke
False Flag
Alien?

Or just Oonga Boongas looting?

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>>138378296

>>138383304
>disinfo campaign by the US government to discredit legitimate criticism on the lockdown on Antarctic exploration
Now you're thinking. Ever wonder why Antarctica is closed to tourists?

Blows your mind that something 93,000 miles away can still make you blind if you stare at it

>>138383840
What the fuck is there to loot in Yellowstone?

>>138383829
How is it any different than looking at the sun on any other day?

>>138384091
Picnic baskets.

>>138383536
Not the flat earther retard

>>138383700
>>138383627
Who is it? Don't recognize him.

>>138384270
underrated

>>138382823
Why?

>>138382375
kek

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>>138378296
I live right in the middle of its path.
I'll will watch it without (((special))) glasses, because I am not about to listen to a Europoor.

>>138384091
Ashes
They mistake it for gunpowder

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>>138379696
This?

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my face when nothing will happen
as always

>>138383950
Because it's blighted inhospitable and there's nothing actually to do there
At least space has the attraction of zero-g

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>>138378296
>tfw to intelligent to live in these shitty states

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>>138378296

THERE IS NO ECLIPSE. AMERICA IS TESTING ITS NEW WEAPON CALLED "NIGHT ETERNAL"

IT WILL BE ABLE TO TURN AN ENTIRE CONTINENT DARK PERMANENTLY WHEN IT BECOMES FULLY OPERATIONAL.

>>138384458
fake and gay

>>138379692
Fuck. I live in Kansas? Can i come to Mexico?

That wall was just a joke man...

>>138381520
Fuck back off to reddit

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>>138378296
>115miles from Portland
Is that far enough OP?!?!

I've got direct sun observation rated optics
- -/ U R F G T /- -

>>138384091
Ma Niggas an i gonna seel dat sulfur shieeet to them white peopo cus thei liikem dat shieeet.

Dum Krakaas.

Smacks lips

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>>138383950
>Ever wonder why Antarctica is closed to tourists?
The worst thing is misinformed fags will come with the bullshit that this isn't true because they will allow you to visit a few very limited designated areas while the rest of the continent (a continent with the size of fukken Australia) is totally closed.

Nobody can fly over neither 78ºN or inland Antarctica, and nobody except a very few people in the military and heads of government know why and what's over there.

>>138384439
If that is so, why do the government spends hundreds of millions of the military bugdet in locking down an entire continent? Why every time there is going to be an expedition to inland Antarctica the leader of such expedition ends up dead the week before?

>>138384439
>t.brainwashed manlet

>>138384458
Now this is.....something..autistic

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>>138384400
H A B B E N I N G
I B E L I E V E

IT'S GOING UP HAPPEN.

>>138384576
is optics really the new meme?

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>>138383708
So this is...?

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>>138378296

A WOMB IN THE SKY, FORBIDDEN TO MY KIND

>>138383101
To be fair this is more of a joke than a larp

>>138384702
*To happen

>>138384708
They're 70 dollar binoculars. They're memes that work, but I wouldn't recommend staring at the sun for too long and they're only good for 3 years. It's spooky shit watching the surface of the sun oh so slightly move.

>>138379239
speaking of this: do watch your animals and look for any signs that they are acting abnormal/differently

>>138384458
this is true, sort of. The moon is not a natural structure. They are going to lock the moon in sync with the sun to keep the earth in darkness for 3 days, while HAARP will be used to upset the new madrid fault line.

self fulfilling prophecies coming your way

>>138384308
>Defending a poster that isn't you

ULTIMATE cuck

>>138378296
go larp somewhere else bro

>>>/x/

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>>138384583
We Antarctica toastin now?

>>138384948
fake and gay

>>138384583
You get it. There is something going on, and (((they))) don't want us to know
>>138384769
Fake. Obviously. Ever hear of a little thing called the "moon landing?"

>>138384235
On a regular day you squint and look away because it's too bright. Solar eclipses cause damage, but you don't even realize it until it's too late.

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>>138384868

My dogs have already been acting up strangely for a week. They are barking and are on guard constantly, they know something is coming.

>>138384948
>The moon is not a natural structure

Now this is retarded,it's called a natural satellite for a reason

>>138380554
Why would his doggo look all of a sudden to the sun if it never did it.
I never seen cats or dogs looking at the sky(no for birds)

>>138384091
Hidden gold. That's why it's called Yellowstone.

>>138384583

If you only knew how bad things really were...

>>138384800
YOU CANNOT HIDE IT FOREVER. OUR PATH IS CLEAR.
>>138384583
Picrelated is a fucking opposite of Antarctica, you dumb-dumb.

t. local celestial prophet

>>138382773
They're hollow

>>138378296
Not a good idea to look at the sun on any day mate.

>>138378296
>eclipse in Europe
>everyone learn more about science and enjoy it
>eclipse in america
>tons of retarded apocalypse shits

>>138384364
technically is safe to look at the sunrise during the sunrise and sunset because sunlight has to pass through more of our atmosphere that during the day, reflecting a lot of light decreasing its intensity. i dont know about it being good for you, but a watching a sunrise and sunset every once in awhile wont blind you.

>>138378296
Would have been funnier if you told us to look at the eclipse's beauty for as long as possible, you're too innocent to be on this board OP.

>>138385227
gold is gold though. not yellow

>>138378296
>las vegas

what the fuck are you trying to do to me? i gotta stay home, getting some free roof repairs done.

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>>138385371
Fuck off faggot

>>138385371
>>refugees in europe
>>everyone learn more about culture, islam, and enjoys it
>>refugees in america
>>tons of complaining and riot shits
Enjoy the cultural enrichment, Hans

Why have the mods allowed this retarded LARP /x/ bullshit to go on for so long? Fuck, this OP isn't even trying.
>>>/x/ is that way for your mental illness.

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>>138378296
what happen if i look at sun? should I look at it????

>>138381680
Because it's more focused or some shit. Kek

Fuck no I'm not looking at the sun tomorrow. I don't want to be blinded.

I have a clarivident aunt. She said that in one of her visions some days ago, she saw an image of the eclipse and then the U.S.A flag burning and people screaming.

Be safe anons.

>>138384458
They got that idea from Nightmare Moon?

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Nuclear Weapons do NOT exist.
The Nuke is an americab wet dream psy-op created during WW2 to sustain a sense of control and to obtain a role of absolute power.
Tomorrow a happening will occur. KEK has revealed it ubto me. Hust ad he had dhowb me the truth about nuclear weapons.

>prove me wrong

>>138385695
>democrat flag
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if your aunt was a hippy too.

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>1955
>Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter
>1966
>The Happenings - See You In September
>1977
>Earth, Wind, and Fire - September
>1988
>Internet and World Wide Web come into fruition
>1999
>Y2K
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

>>138385706
>prove me wrong

Multiple video evidence from not just america's military.

>>138379566
its both. kims rocket will be in the shadow of the moon

>>138385621
YOU WILL GET TERMINATED

>>138385856
Just like the video of the moon landing? Good one, Russia Jr.

>>138380068
74 68 69 73

>>138385828
We're doomed

>>138383216
>>138383974
Beautiful. Seems they haven't noticed.

>>138385021
>defending
I wasnt retard, i was makng fun of the nerd

>>138385782
>democrat flag
youtube.com/watch?v=2pOMCmVc3wY

>>138383162
But I've looked at the sun for ten years almost everyday for a minute or two and my eyesight is fine. Where is your proof

>>138385940
>what is TSAR bomba

>>138385371
>eclipse in Europe
there are no more happenings in europe and the east

america is the new levant and will be the epicenter of all large scale happenings for the foreseeable future. if jesus comes back he will appear in the united fucking states

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Enjoy it while you can brothers.

Tomorrow and September 23 is gonna one hell of a ride

Kek confirms.

>>138383101
Fuck off you fucking LARP thread Nazi

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>>138382452

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>>138383216
Took me a while

>>138386021
You tell me.
>citing "russian evidence" as fact
>kgb notorious for disinformation

>inb4 muh earthquake felt around the world
>what is shifting of plates?

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>>138384364
Lunar eclipse, unless you want to burn out your retinas.

Good for me I don't wakeup until 2pm everyday.

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>>138385329
Fag, it is the same at the other pole. No satellites orbit above neither of the two poles.
>>138385275
Deleted picture? Or post? Why does your picture don't load? Thumbnail related.
>>138385097
>>138385150
Antarctica stuff always really gets me the chills, brehs.

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>>138385856
Video evidence doesnt prove it was a nuclear weapon. The same mushroom cloud and devestating effect can be made with other explosives. Not to mention that CGI and hollywood animation are things.
Abswer this. Why are rwdiation levels normal in the 2 Japabese cities that were "nuked" when uranium and plutobium both have a half-life of over 1K years. Way over.

>>138379239
I too am in central Florida. But I like my pets so they will be inside.

>>138386170
You can go to the russian testing island and get a dose of radiation friend.

I'm in the path of totality totality cola sc what do. Planning on being at work

>>138379239
Get a good pair of binoculars as the view of the eclipse is 1,000's better than just looking at through those shitty 3D movie theater type binoculars.

>>138385695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu1Zztfiuiw

Why is there a red dot over las vegas? Wtf is gonna happen?

>>138385706
fake and gay

>>138386049
Confirming. Kek has enlightened me with his wisdom. Womb in the sky will be seen, even if they tried to hide it, leaving only destruction on its path.

>>138385695
>my autistic aunt
>had a vision some days ago
>of the eclipse
>that was known months if not years in advance

>>138386439
>telling me to go to site of supposed nuclear test
>knowing full well that the area is guarded and I will be killed on sight
Why not go to Area 51? Antarctica? North Korea? Nice try, Russia Jr. You won't trick me.

>>138386512
KEK

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>>138386563
>cant prove me wrong
Gay and retarded

Welding mask any good?

>>138384389
That one's pretty spooky, I like it. Don't fucking look at the moon.

>>138381452
Are you saying that Skynet will achieve self-consciousness tomorrow?

>>138386698
fake and gay

Why is it always yanks who go all paranoid when there is a solar eclipse.

>>138386638
The important thig is the american flag burning because you know ... is a simbolic language but meh, i dont care if you dont care.

>>138386683
You know even the testing sites in america are sometimes visited by tourists,they also have warning signs there of radiation.

>>138385203
Its not as bright, doggo is curious.

>>138387012
>primitive
Psssh. Says the country that had a park full of DINOSAURS

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>>138378296
>implying i ever go outside

>>138387078
Enough of your tricks, you squirmy dog!

>>138383101
t b h LARP threads are much better than the commie raiders shitshow that's been going on since that gay charlottesville falseflag

hell, even usual slide threads are better than those self entitled faggots

don't look at the sky

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>>138386233

>>138383915
RARE
A
R
E

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>>138387078
Nuclwar weapons dont exist. This is why Nakashima had stable normal radiation levels and chernobyl will continue to be a polluted dump for the next thousand years. Admit it. Youve been tricked.

>>138387178
my dad who works at Nintendo assembles nukes for the reptilians

>>138387333
Triple digits. Confirmed to be truth.
Can your dad give some pics of the new Zelda DLC?

>>138387308
>>138387333

>>138387178
Fine,you win.
I'm actually a jewish american shill working alongside the CIA.
They atleast pay me large ammounts unlike soros shills

>>138387308
>next thousand years
fuck off leaf, there's already lots of rare (red book tier) animals living and reproducing.

>>138387465
no, he only assembles nukes

>>138384458
Pure autism

>>138378296
Can some one draw 100 mi radius circles around the dots?

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>don't look at the sky
LMFAO

http://d1jqu7g1y74ds1.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Solar-filters-King-Sun1024x777.jpg

>>138387535
What is
>halflife
Hurr durr

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>>138387125
You are so alone, everyone else goes outside, but you don't. It must suck not knowing the warmth of the star that literally forged your entire being, you are the Meg of the universe, do us a favor, and shut up.

>>138381680
Light blocked, rad heat still there, don't stare at it.

>>138387547
damn. oh well

>August 21st, 1914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_21,_1914
WW1
>August 21, 1933
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_21,_1933
Hitler
>August 21, 2017

g-guys

>>138387503
I knew it! You can't trick me. I'm too smart.
Go back to Israel, you jewish parasite.

Anyone else feel a jolt through their hand when they read OP's post?

>>138383974
Kek.

>>138378296
80081355

>>138386125
so did richard spencer make these aerobic dance videos before or after becoming a fag?

>>138383216
>>138383974
WTF are these?

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>>138387862

>>138384270
Thinks fake Yellowstone exists.
http://www.campjellystone.com/

>>138386250
Great english, leaf.

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>>138387862
this is relevant, unlike faggot OP

I truly hope this means we'll have a new Hitler and a proper war.

>>138386527
Nothing.

so even with the special glasses on its still not safe to look at the eclipse (during totality)?

>>138388215
I like it.

>>138378296
Denver fag here. Quick rundown?

>>138378296
Oh neat I'm near one of the dots

You're crazy if you think I'm missing the eclipse

>>138378296
terminator on great lakes

>>138378296
--- .--. / .. ... / .- / ..-. .- --. --. --- -

>>138383101
>STOP LARP THREADS
>has nazi flag
nuff said

>>138378977
Fpbp

>>138378296
Why Las Vegas, OP?

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>>138378296
I'm gonna be smack in the middle of the Kentucky dot with my whole family. Newsflash, nothing will happen.

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>>138378296
>live directly inside red dot
heh nuttin personnell kidd

>>138388215
saved, you never know what could happen

>>138379239
Dogs can't look up tho

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>>138387222
Them digits....

>>138378296
I'M CAMPING RIGHT OUTSIDE OF YELLOWSTONE IN THE PATH OF TOTALITY.

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN

>>138378296
Fault lines?

>>138388734
bears will eat your boner.
do not erect

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>>138388734
You're toast, run while you can lol

>>138380068
01001001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01101111 01101110 00100000

>>138381680
I tested my eclipse glasses today. Stared at the sun for 30 seconds.. still can see.

SC anon here near a red dot. Keep you posted.

>>138388429
It's ogre tomorrow, get to the dispensery asap.

>>138386049
september 23 total economic collapse has nothing to do with solar events. kek

>>138388902
WILL TRY, BUT THERE ARE ASIAN TOURISTS EVERYWHERE

>>138378296
Today I learned that the City of Washington is not the same as the state of Washington and they are in fact on opposite sides of the US.

>>138378296
What happens at these red dots?

>>138389293
Our District of Columbia is sort of like your City of London

>>138383950
Well Antarctica is not closed to tourist. So no, I have never wondered that.

>>138386049
But if were going to be dead tomorrow how will September 23rd be important? Sentient roaches will survive tomorrows habbnings?

>>138389293
inbred britcuck education folks

>>138378296

where you getting these dots from?

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>>138384583
THE BURIED MAN SHALL RISE

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just wanted to say I'm mandela affected. this southern part of california didn't exist in my past. also the gulf of california didn't exist.

I could be wrong but this looks awfully like a flying dragon to me. just saying.

I'm at the Oregon coast near Newport. We will experience total darkness and turn dragons into white walkers. Oops. Spoiler alert.

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>>138378296
I can totally see it now. This pic will help you less intelligent people.

>>138385999
Ya no shit. Metoo I meAnmyV1ision is perfecthfyuyyy(464557)$8$)6665;)7990)(tdhghuuhghyuhhhgihyuhhjru$(7:8456(7)&;&$$

Sea?$&!53

>>138379143

NiGGerKiLLa1488 checking in.

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>>138389601
What kind of SCI-FI shit do you think is actually gonna go down?

>>138389567
Straight from his prolapsed asshole.

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>>138389702
you are just an idiot clueless about north american geography

>>138389779
I hear ice dragons can take out ice walls and that it was really the Night King (Bran) who resurrected Jon and so when he dies, Jon dies with him. Which is too bad, since he and Danaerys are in love after spending a night together on their boat ride next week.

>>138384583
Thats the north pole you nigger. Not Antartica.

GRIFFIIIIIIITH

>>138389702
I've lived in commiefornia all my life, Baja California has always been there. I visited the area when I went to get some cheap elective surgeries done.

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>>138384448
fag.

>>138384571
>IF YOU LIVE 100 MILES....

>lives 115 miles away.
you tell me.

>>138387862
>WWI had already started.

>>138381680
Light != UV rays

>>138389932
FIRE AND FURY. ENTRANCES TO THE UNDERWORLD WILL OPEN AND MILLIONS WILL SEEK SHELTER THERE.

this a prophecy. the end of the US.

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>>138387979
Just a heart attack mate. Let nature do her work.

Pic related: When captcha shows street signs from your hometown.

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>>138389951
Oops. more spoilers.

Also I recommend looking into the sun every day with binoculars. It really helps getting those disability checks.

BIG BALL IN SKY DO SCARY THING, MUST MEAN END OF WORLD

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>>138389932

This is going to definitely happen tomorrow. Something more may happen. Something bad. Just have your families ready. for the next 60 days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jy0_2EOfS4

>>138388304
You got something against plutobium?

>>138390213
the eclipse does not indicate the beginning of the event, but points out the importance of that period/year

this will be the end of flat earthers... that's for sure.

Jesus fucming christ, all.pf this over the fucking moon

Who fucking cares? Its a non event to distract people from the announcement that trump is going to deploy troops to afghanistan

>>138389293
You are one step ahead of a lot of Americans

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>>138389567
It's OP, where the fuck else do you think he's getting those dots from?

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>>138390357
Are they going to start project Blue Beam tomorrow?

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>>138390696
actually we're lucky to still witness solar eclipses. As the moon travels further away future humans won't be able to experience a solar eclipse since the moon will have drifted too far into space.

So in the future solar eclipses will only be myths. Like dragons.

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>tfw you have a doctor's appointment tomorrow

>>138390877

The thing is, I don't know. The problem is Trump. He may not act according to their plans, so who knows when they will launch it now.

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>>138391150
It's just 4D chess, just wait and see.

>>138391150
apparently he is going to have a speech tomorrow, don't know about what

>>138379921

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>>138391055
Digits suggest you needing a prostate exam.

Get it. You know you'll like it.

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>tfw live directly in this shit's path

I can only hope it kills me.

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>>138380921
>Every animal on the planet struck down with blindness
>RIP in piece animal eyesight 0/0/0000-21/8/2017

>>138390932
what were dragons then?

>>138380554
dogs cant look up

>>138378296
PSA:
Do not look up.
Do not look at the sun.
Remain indoors with the curtains drawn.
Do not attempt to investigate the knocks.
If a member of your family goes missing, do not attempt to investigate.

>>138392856
nice try reptile man

>>138392775
how do they see people's faces then?

>>138378296
It passes through Charlotte.... on the 33rd parallel of longitude. Baghdad Iraq is also on it.

(Sips tea)

>>138385544
>5544
Nicee

Larping plebbit wants attention

>>138389821
fugggg :DDDD

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>>138393255

>>138392775
hahahahhahaahahahahahaha

>>138378296
You moron... Those are the data reception points for different layers of the transmission.
Don't fuck this up please. And you're a dead man for doing this anyway. No where to hide. KYS.

>>138386250
>laugh react most used

poetry

>>138380554
everyone knows dogs can't look up you retard

>>138387862
>>138388305
Trump is making an announcement on the 21st at 9pm....spooky

>>138382536
I hope you are right

>>138384948
The moon isn't big enough to keep the entire Earth in the dark. Look how wide that path is, and the whole path isn't going to be dark the whole time.

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%827195B%

>>138389702
WTF is the Gulf of California?! Never heard of it.

>>138394131
>>138391482
and yet fort myer in virginia isn't one of the places in the OP. you blew it OP

>>138384458
The Matrix called. The Wachowski sisters want their stupid idea back.

>>138384795
That fucking meme is great.

>>138389779
If the Hound dies, I'm rioting. I LOVE him. If only there were more in the world like him. Big hairy(But not Robin Williams hairy) strong MAN with a heart of gold

I LOVE HIM

>>138384270
Goddamnit Yogi.

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>>138394596
Why are they both trannies?

>>138389951
They are Aunt & Nephew. They have Brother Sister fucking is enough for one show.

>>138385227
it was named after the river.
"roche jaune" or
rock yellow river.

>>138378296
What do the red dots represent?

>>138378296
Nigger, you literally just made a map of the most populated eclipse viewing locations....except not sure why you included the south nevada location

>>138394885
where the meteors are going to fall

>>138394704
I can't spoil anything more. He may or may not die. That's all I can say.

>>138390696
no, if that was the case, he would of made the announcement during the day like all his other announcements. Not at 9pm. When was the last time he did something at 9pm

>>138378980
>>138379143
Yeah, I'm getting pretty sick of all the LARP going on here in the couple years.

>>138394979
I hope he will declare antifa a terrorist organization and ban all the NGOs funded by Soros

>>138392775
Thats Hippos Or Dodge Challenger challengers

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>Look at the solar eclipse in totality.
>Think it looks like the sun's asshole.
>Start masterbating so furiously the glasses fall off.
>Sun peaks out before you finish.
>Fuck!!, you really can go blind masterbating.

>>138394978
Why did you read the leaked scripts?? Wouldn't you rather see it play out on scene then read a script?! I mean, I get wanting to know whats going to happen, hell, I almost read them...I saw a little bit, I knew ahead of time about the dragon and god damn it ruined the momentum of the show for me. I was mad at myself.

>>138389821
Good, Denver voted for Hillary while the entire rest of the fucking state (besides literal hell Boulder) was red.

Get rid of that stain and Colorado would literally be perfect. It would be Montana with more people.

Holy shit. Joss Whedon JUST got BTFO by his ex-wife! Just saw it, had to tell someone. He deserves any & all shit he gets from this. Fucking HACK director fuck

>>138392856
I would upload it but maximum file size is 3 MB for faggot reasons.

>>138378296
>Yes goyim don't look at the sun there definitely won't be anything up there

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>>138395566
holy shit. anon. You fuckin bastard.

>>138392856
Here linked it: get spooped before we all die tomorrow fags.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503271341331.webm