Why haven't you started lifting yet? You have no right

>>138363550
I like to keep my body functional. Heavy lifting is too damaging in the long term

>>138363550
I'm actually going in an hour. 3-4 times a week for now. Eventually I'll graduate to daily workouts.

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>>138363550
Lifting is a meme and is for closed homos. Nu male-ness has nothing to do with fitness. Pic related, not a nu male.

>>138365205
Could get his manhood completely destroyed by someone who lifts. What's your point? Do bodybuilders make you insecure?

>>138365339
No, nor do they make this guy insecure. Nu males on the other hand are insecure, whether they lift or not.

>>138365339
>Could get his manhood completely destroyed
Besides, where do you live, in fucking somalia? The only reason to lift in a civilized country is to get more pussy and if you're in a relationship there's literally no point.

>>138365511
A bodybuilder could completely rip that guy to shreds. There is no greater proof of manhood than that.

>>138365661
Flag.

>>138365805
And then go to jail for the rest of his life? Even if you're in a 3rd world country like brazil shouldn't you be more worried about just being gunned down?

>>138363550
I have a 16 bmi and no body hair at all. I am fine with becoming an alpha male's personal slave once the race war begins. We need to maximize our usefulness.

>>138366224
I live in a very safe city with less than 3 murders a year. That will not happen.

>>138365339
I did boxe and Krav Maga, lift as much as you want, unless you are as big as the Hound from GOT you are likely going down

>>138366495
Neither will getting into a fight then. Lifting for this purpose is about as stupid as stocking up food for the zombie apocalypse. Put your time into more productive endeavors.

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>>138365205
you wish you were swole

>>138366633
This guy gets it. Black belt in karate myself, and nothing more satisfying then beating the shit out of some body builder who thinks lifting will make him alpha.

>>138365736
this guy is more alpha than anyone in this gay ass thread.

>>138366994
>tfw you don't have to turn sideways to enter a building.

>>138363681
This, I do bodyweight exercises, cardio and martial arts. Sure, I don't look like the people from /fit/ pretend to look, but I feel good and am able to easily kill the average person

>>138367181
>>138366633
Cute fanfics.