You have 72 hours to instigate a full blown war between India

>>138337847
Ask nicely, always works.

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>>138337847
Send an Indian assassin to shit in the face of the Chinese leader, and also deploy a squad of street shitters in every major Chinese city to shit in the water supply. War is secured

Get Trump to certify the (dubious, unfounded) historical cultural ties and therefore territorial claim of India on Xinjiang, and say it is rightfully within the Indic cultural sphere and must be ceded back to Hindustan

>>138337847
Drop made in China toilets all over India.

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>>138337847
Spread a false narrative that India has guaranteeing Taiwanese independence and setting up a military base there in response to the Chinese base building at Gwadar, Pakistan and Sri Lanka.

>>138337847
Shoot a missile from within China's borders at Nepal's dam to flood Indian lands.

>>138337847
poo in Beijing

>>138337847
Man I loved that movie

>>138337847

Uhh, I'm not doin that CIA.

I like pajeets

You can't save yourself from what's about to occur my friend.

Poo in the Wu.

>>138339047
name please?

>>138337847
poo on howling boiling dog

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>>138340862
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Do your own homework CIA-kun

>>138337847
Install a chinese toilet in india