You walk into your local neighborhood diner and see this.

>>138334859

What?

>>138334859
Ask them to fuck my wife

>>138334859
Ask what's on the new menu.

>>138334859
I see the new menu

>>138334859
Stick my aryan dick into the guy on the right, and colonize his prostate with my semen.

>>138334918

Oh shit they're all black.

Sorry i assumed I was looking at four Americans after a honest days work

"White Flight"

>>138334859
Wonder where I went to fucking sleep.

Grab a booth

Nothing out of the ordinary, since that looks like a Waffle House

>>138334859
Ask the old timer about life. Thank him for his service.

>>138334859
Hot cocoa in a sandwich restaurant?
I'm kinda jelly of Am*ricans tbḧ

>>138334859
We dont have blacks here

>>138334859
Tip the waitress extra, because you know they didn't tip at all.

>>138334859
do a 360 and walk out of there

>>138334859
Do a 360° and walk away

ask if they are in need of some white boipussy, then beg them to fuck me. After scoring ansgetting their dicks inside my tight tight boi hole post it in instagram to show everyone how not racist I am.

>>138334859
Leave and go somewhere else because this place looks like shit

>>138334859
Working blacks cause no troubles. Unemployed niggers are the problem.

So ill just pick a seat and have a bowl of yummy soulfood(i assume)

>>138334859
Go to mcdonalds, or to a real restaurant. What's the point of these shitty in-between joints that aren't that cheap and aren't good quality?

>>138334859

Sit down and consume delicious belgian waffles, suddenly overhear the guys next to me work on/at [something I know about] or [with someone I know] conversation ensues and race is avoided entirely because we don't give a shit.

>take a huge shit afterwards and leave

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>>138334859
>What do you do?
Ask them about their fathers.

Order a mushroom hoagie and a green tea...
to go.

> your local neighborhood
> oppic
never ever

>shout "freeze suckers"
>see if one gets up and runs
>if so proceed to sit next to the lovely gentlemen
>if not say to the gentlemen if they got any weed.

>>138334859
My neighborhood and county is 98% white so not in my hood.

>>138335027
*muffled chimping noises*

>>138334859
I ask them what the fuck a plain omelette is. Is it just eggs?

>>138334859
Just another day in the ATL

>>138334859
Look for a booth, I guess.

>>138334859
Just a normal day around here desu

>>138334859
Fucking hell they must need to build US bar stools out of titanium

>>138334859
Damn American food is cheap

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lock doors
burn the entire restaurant to the ground

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>>138334859
wait patiently for an open seat like a civilized, rational adult

life isn't difficult, OP

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wonder how i was teleported to melbourne

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>>138334859
Hello sirs, there's a woman outside looking for her baby momma's child support. Would that be any of you?

>>138335597
Nearly $10 for an omelette is cheap? The fuck you live, mate?

>>138334859
Move neighbourhoods, its obviously turning into Detroit.

>>138335597
nigger you can buy 12 dozen eggs for $10.00.

>>138334859

Probably good food.
Blacks don't sit down somewhere if the food is shit... unles its Applebee's.

>>138334859
nothing. judging by how they are dressed they probably arent hood rats

I sit down and get ready for some bomb ass chicken and waffles.

proceed to order my food?

>>138334859

damn the food here is cheap

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>>138334859
typical burgers

>>138335836
look at his flag, it's like $15 for a big mac or something there lol

although i found out that $22 AUD of a cheap af $26 bottle of vodka here was just the tax lol, i should get a still

>>138335836
It's like 4-7 and you get fries or grits and toast with it.

whatever grits is(sounds pretty nasty senpai) still seems pretty cheap to me. eating out is expensive as shit in Sweden
>>138335927
i'm sure i was comparing the diner prices with supermarket prices

>>138334859
"Who got some weed niggas?"

>>138334859

>Dress in my best Muslim garb
>Run in the door
>toss in an empty black backpack
>yell ALLABAHUU SNACK-BAR PRAISE BE ALLAHH HOOBADABOOBADAAA
>run back to car
>remove Muslim garb
>wait 10 minutes
>walk in
>eat breakfast

>>138334859
why is food so cheap in USA? In London 50g of fries costs £3.5

>>138335221
You mean a 180°?

>>138334859
I'll have a numbah 9, a numbah 9 large, a numbah 9 large with extra dip, and a numbah 9 large with cheese and fries.

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say hello. ask what's good to eat.

redpill them about how jews ran the american slave trade.

>>138335950
>Iced Tea
>ICED Tea
Yanks don't know shit about good food except pizza and sandwiches

>>138334859
Bring them some prime whyte pussy to fuck. We need more purebreed genetics to wipe out the pathetic race called whytey.

Do a 360 and walk away

Ask to borrow 10

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>>138334859
>What do you do?

Order a cheese steak and some lemonade.

>>138334859
Ask them what US state they're from.

>>138334859
Four black bulls to destroy my wifes pussy.

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>>138334859
>Ask why they arn't collecting rubber
>crack my chicotte whip
>tell them to get up and work if they want to keep their hands
>Congo nigs got to know their place

> black men over 35

Only the young ones are dangerous. The older ones obviously know how to stay out of jail.

>>138336242
Meh, they'd probably think Tyrone was out of lock up again

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>>138334859

i wonder what their feet smell like i would love to be hidden under that counter in a little cutout part where i can be naked and jack off my big dick but there is holes where they stick their feet in and i smell their big african soles from their dirty sneakers and stinky vinegar socks

>>138334859
Give the waitress a knowing glance and tip her extra because they won't.

>>138334977
>>138334979
Chicken

>>138334859
did you seriously take a pic of them? jesus christ, you are autistic

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>>138336269
spot the antifa

>>138336269
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>>138336781
More of her.

>>138334859
Drive into my local neighborhood diner.

I live in a town that is 40% black. Preppy girls date black. Always see them with guy in the passenger seat.

>>138335586
I've seen one collapse bong.

Start firing,
then sprinkle some crack

Where the fuck is the new menu?

>>138334859
ask them what their waifu is and if they dont know I'll show them and then we'll all have a great time laughing at cartoon women while we eat waffles

>>138334859
pinch my nose

>>138334859
"so. The usual"

>>138337711
>40% black
>preppy girls
lmao

>>138336393

Is just fucking tea, dude. Have it how you want it.
I prefer an Arnie Palmy myself.

>>138334859
>holes in the walls
>mismatched tile everywhere
>most uncomfortable bar stools on the market
i'm thinking they must have pretty amazing fried chicken

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>>138335187
This pleases me.

>>138334859
Ask about the new menu.

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Ayo what's good my niggas

>>138334859
Find an empty chair and ask for the new menu.

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>>138334859
>love what you eat
>fat

wew lads

Eat lunch

>>138338446
Kek

>>138334859
>socks with sandals
Fucking germans are everywhere.

>>138334859
Wonder when my local neighborhood became part of Sweden.

>>138334859
Get a booth as counter looks full

>>138334859
obviously call 911 because im clearly overdosing on something and im definitely lost

>>138337711
Where do you live to have preppy cheerleader types hooked on young black boys I'm genuinely curious

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>>138334859
REEE NIGGERS GET OUT OF MY DINER KFC IS DOWN THE STREET REEE

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>>138334859
Order something to eat and enjoy my meal.

>>138334859
order some colered greens

Must be a special on chicken and waffles

>>138334859
turn 360 degrees and walk right back out

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>>138334859
Gramps taught me well.

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