Have you ever stepped back in life and realized just how white

>>138320980
>Today I realized that I own a fishtank.
>I also drink tea
So you're Asian?

>>138320980
goldfish and tea were invented by Japanese

>>138320980
Had a conversation today with my white coworker about proto indo Europeans as well as European genetics. Nigger coworkers looked dumbfounded when i said the word halogroup.

>>138321202
>Nigger coworkers looked dumbfounded when i said the word halogroup.
Probably because it's called haplogroup.

>>138321074
>Goldfish we're invented by the Japanese
No they weren't

>>138321804
were

Today I realized I owned a computer.
...a TRS-80
I also collect stamps.

>>138320980
When I'm in the grocery store, I turn the items on the shelf so that the label is facing forward.

I also usually take items from the back, since that way I don't have to shuffle them so that the front of the shelf is full, and these are usually newer and fresher items.

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>>138320980
I have pet tortoises

>>138322436
I bet they're more physically active than you are

>>138322509
They're more sexually active than I am.

>>138322546
How long does it take a tortoise to climax?

>>138321074
gay sex was invented by japan

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>>138322631
Mine never seem to be able to make genital contact, so they just spend 20 minutes humping each other's back and call it a day.

If I'm walking through a nice neighborhood and I see garbage on the ground I'll pick it up

I feel guilty for using unnecessary electricity/water/gas, not because it's a waste of money, energy is chump change for me, but because I can't help but covert watts to pounds of burning coal

>>138322921
Well do you keep count of them? If the number increases substantially then surely they must be making genital contact.

>>138320980

I can count without using my fingers. I have an awareness of time and cause & effect. Holy fuck I love being white.

Most other races have no invented the wheel or discovered basic agriculture.

>>138322509
Well they spend most of their day swimming. Most people don't do that much exercise

Where's that video of the tortoise busting a nut on the patio, with a bunch of old cougar ladies watching?

>>138323307

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSfLKTTxtc

>>138320980
I have stable job and no criminal record

>>138323517
>just white people things

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>>138323099
Based on my observation, there has been no more than two (2) tortoises in my yard for the last 19 years.

The search for a third tortoise, or merely an egg, haven't found anything yet.

>>138320980
I plan important life decisions under the aspect how it will affect my career

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>>138320980

>>138321400
I watch disgusting niche fetish porn with people peeing on each other

>>138324006
You got gay tortoises bro

>>138320980
>I own a Depeche Mode t-shirt
>I listen to podcasts while I go jogging (lately Jordan Peterson)
>I eat croissants and cucumber sandwiches
>I drink a lot of milk
>I'm currently reading a biography of Robert Lowell

>>138320980
I have a job