What was all this about? https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/s

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Mao

>>138308443
im asian american bear with me my chinese rusty

more or less

>something about factories
>exclamatory descriptions very good yes
>a list of places restaurants? listing chinese chains americans wouldmt know
>last few seem to,refer to poultry drops? stock market maybe? dropping off chicken?
>literal last few symbol mean u like da fried rice???

>>138308443
>Julian, you should really try something new to look like a cryptic hacker
>ok xD
>proceeds to google translate texts
>THAT'LL LOOK SO COOL!

Translated:

Who want a piece of my General Tso?
You want a piece of my General Tso? I will give it to you now.
Who want my chop stick, hit you in the shit with my little ass dick, yellow.
People want to see me eat jello.

Mao "Are the people fed?"
Us "They had too much, and are all on diet even."
Mao "Are the capitalists still here?"
Us "We are doing so much (capitalist) business now, and are doing it in foreign nations even."
Mao "Have our steel production past the British and Americans?"
Us "The city of Tangshan alone has more production of steel than entire America."
Mao "Have we won the debate with the Soviets?"
Us "They crumpled on their own!"
Mao "Have we defeated imperialism?"
Us "We are the imperialism!"
Mao "What about my Cultural Revolution?"
Us "It's now happening in America!"

Basically, Assange is saying China is now America, and America is now China. Traded positions economically and politically.

2 camel bumps

Chairman Mao: Have people being properly fed?
We, the mainland Chinese masses: too much, trying to lose some weight actually.
Mao: Do the capitalists still exist?
Mass: We (the Chinese capitalists) have our businesses all over the world now.
Mao: How about the the number of steel production? Does it overtake the US?
Mass: a district/city in China have the production of steel more than the whole US already.
Mao:Do you win over the battle against USSR about the direction of Communism?
Mass: they dissolved and disintegrated by themselves.
Mao: Have you crushed the imperialism?
Mass: we are the imperialist now.
Mao: and finally, where is my cultural revolution?
Mass: In America now.

>>138309305
I never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you, higher than you kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree

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>>138309305
nice

>>138309626
>>138309505
>>138308827
Thanks translator bros even the guy who thinks the last line says "u like da fried rice"

>>138308443
Dragon Quest 11 spoilers

>>138309505
lol assange is dead wrong, comparing america to china is comparing a retard to a genius. Chinas smog and other factories will give you lung cancer and possible disabilities. Another thing is the people dont care for eachother people can die around other people and noone will give a shit. There economony is also unberable because the chinese love to back stab people order chinese steel, you will get mixed in with nickel and other shitty metals that wont work with your product, because the cheap china men got lazy and didnt do anything correctly. Another thing is chinas tech industry they may make our shit, but there own brands are fucking exploding and catching on fire, shitty tech support wont help ya its a sham. China is a joke of this earth that may or may not suprass us but in retarded ways.

>>138309505
that's not what he was implying
He is taking the jabs at both US and China, saying the left liberalism in US is in full culture revolution mode and that China has been booming economically while being a absolute hypocrite accusing the west of capitalism and imperialism.

>>138308443
moonrunes. be careful.

>>138310369
its a coded message

>>138308443
Why did Chinese ruin their own alphabet like this?
I can still read half the words though.

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>>138310079
THIS IS NOW CHINA HATE THREAD

>>138308443
The opposite happened to everything Mao wanted.

>>138310079
>Chinas smog and other factories will give you lung cancer and possible disabilities

So will Americas flouride birth control water, GM foods, vaccines and if they don't physically fuck you up with chemicals they'll get to your head with the MSM mkultra programming

That's Julian's sweet and sour pork recipe

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>>138310893

>mkultra

that shit is so passé

https://www.google.com/patents/US6506148

>>138309505
he's right
all i can think of when i see this shit is the cultural revolution

>>138309505
chinese man here, this is most accurate translation so far

>>138308827
Bullshit. Not even close.

>>138309505
Can verify this is correct.

>>138311333
full house confirms

many think that the cultural revolution was the CCP destroying shit when it really wasn't
it's the ccp teaching the kids extreme "progressiveness", then the kids just went ahead and burned everything across their path
>really makes you think doesn't it

>>138310079
implying that wasn't america 100 years ago, after we just set up our factories.

>>138310369
This. No way is Assange going to compliment an oppressive secretive regime. Chinese government is all about censorship and arresting political prisoners.

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>>138308827
>u like da fried rice???

>>138309505
Accurate translation

Some nuance is lost in translation because moonrunes are weird, but expected

ITS HAPPENING
WW3
GET IN YOUR BUNKERS

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>>138308443
a shorter and accurate translation

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Made it into a meme to make it more spreadable