Reminder, if you don't know how to fish you're a faggot

>>138305195
Who fucking cares

>>138305773
Obviously not you since you're a 400lb virgin shitposting on his computer in the basement

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>>138305195
i just buy my fish at a store. cause i'm not retarded.

>>138305897
you and i both know it's because all your fish are radioactive now.

>>138305195
Only drunks and retards fish at night faggot.

fishing and all watersports is the white mans activities

boating/waterski/swimming ect

also wintersports like hockey/icefishing/sledding/snowboarding/snowmobiles

Fishing is boring as fuck. Why would anyone want to wait around for hours being bitten by bugs?

>>138305195
I used to fish all the time when I was a child

>>138305195
I'm an ultra high IQ city person. I pay subhumans like you to fish for me.

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>>138306165
Can confirm.
They wrestle with you every times you try to fish.
Quite bothersome.

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>>138305195
if you teach a man a fish he can feed his family for a lifetime. if you give him a fish he joins the Alt-Left antifa. I miss being a pier rat

>>138305195
Rather spend my downtime on the golf course or squash court

>>138307173
nice largemouth bass

Op can't catch a fish

>>138307423
Ok grandpa

>>138305195
How was your first fishing trip? Are you going to buy your own rods now? Good on you for giving it a go

The fish you get at a market is better though

>>138307559
28, work in NYC... Not the best place to catch fish

>>138305195
went fishing today. It's also a damn good time to bond with family. Help encourage good family values /pol. Also found out there's a fish named warmouth. And here i thought I had just caught some mutant bluegill/bass creature.

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>>138307366
How to you teach a fish to man though?

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>>138307744
whoops

>spend hours waiting to catch a fish that will feed you for half a day
>or spend 1 second shooting a cow that will make enough cheeseburgers to feed you for over a month

how much of a beta virgin faggot little bitch boy do you need to be to fish lmao

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>Literally the nicest tasting fish.
>Hard for commercial fisheries to rape.
>Top of the food chain.

fuck i dont know how you euro poors eat pilchards and baitfish or why people bother eating shitty freshwater fish.

Salt water produces the best fish

>>138305195

I can fish really well. Hunt okay. Survive and camp pretty good.
I have zero job skills though.
I was born in the wrong fucking timeline. Fuck this.

>>138308099
yeah and it also produces the most mercury laden fish as well

>>138307744
You give him a false hope that his actions matter and that he's unique, and that after dying, he will probably either going to fish heaven or dissapear in oblivion, and he must always remember that he's going to die one day, most likely in a brutal or undignified fashion.

That's how.

>>138308147
Don't forget radioactive

>>138305195
If you fish from the shore you are a poor fag who should drown himself to relieve the shame of not owning a boat.

Fishing is legit as fuck....if ypu just sit around and get bit by bugs then you fall into the aforementioned "cant fish" category and should die

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>>138308299
Last time I tried to fish in a store all the fish were already dead.
Wouldn't recommend.

Hooked my first tarpon on a top water not too long ago. It breached the water when it hit it. Amazing fight, ended up getting under the boat and cutting the line on the propeller. Was hype as hell, I'm still learning. Usually get a lot of reds and trout here. I like sight fishing with top waters while poling, feels like a hunt. I used to go with my friend all the time but now he pretty much solo fly fishes since he likes the extra room.

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>>138308299
Oh shit my bad. I misread your post.
Forget I ever said that.