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>>138283489
reporting in

ever notice how all live tv booth people always look the same? It's always some old white dude in his 60s

Come on highway crash

welcome back boys

Fucking sticky keys

DUI incoming

in fo' death and dismemberment

let's do this boys

>run for two miles
>then decide to pull over
kek

Aaand they're drunk. This cop is gonna get nailed by traffic

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Bingo from the last thread

Anyone else getting a laggy stream?

>I was just doing work on mah phone

>texting while driving
Why aren't cops allowed to confiscate cell phones?

>>138283923
ya

>i was just working and texting, whats the big deal occifer????

that shit should be dealt with like a DUI.

not sure if id hit that or not

>>138283944
>>138284006
fucking this

>>138283944
Need a warrant

>tfw it just occurred to me to dim my laptop screen
everything just got way more comfy

>belt unbuckled

poor Florida Dustin Hoffman

>>138284122
lol be was on 30 mins ago n it was still unbuckled

>That glorious beer belly

He even unbuckles his belt to let us see it in its fullness

>>138283489
cops n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>black guy in a wheel chair
gee, wonder how that happened

Shirtless Florida Man strikes again.

>niggers

HERE WE GO LADS

>>138284114

pango screen bright --- download that program; will let you dim your screen even further than factory. ultimate comfy late at night on a laptop screen.

>the wheel chair guy is the aggressor
oh top kek

>>138283489
this looks like some shitty police show
Watch this instead: https://www.pscp.tv/w/1lPKqwYoVRMJb?q=dallas

lol he was stabbed in his leg while in wheelchair?

>the pizza is aggressive

drunk wheelchair guy is drunk

a poptentisl stabbing yards away from the last one that happened just a while ago? yet unrelated?.....im never gonna live in greenville

>>138284458

why are (((shills))) trying so hard to keep people from watching this? Its almost like they don't want goy to know about it.

bleeping out name/date

NATTY ICE

I hope soon to be a homeowner so I can get drunk and belligerent on my front porch while grilling

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>stabbed paralyzed guy in the leg

one legged coon did it

I DINDU NUFFIN

>>138284674

fucking kek

lmao bitch got a DUI

highway stops gotta be scary af

lots of video of cops getting clipped by passing vehicles

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>>138283878
is it bingo or is it America

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haha dumb bitch

Aren't you supposed to move lanes if a cop is pulled over?

lmao drinking wine from a polar pop

>she's got a big gulp full of wine

FUCKING WINEO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>138285054
State law here

alcoholic confirmed

Why would they pour out the evidence?

>>138285145
She was probably getting a drink to watch live pd with us

Aww man, there goes her Koolaid!

Checking in for a /comfy/ police thread.

Why are the police so comfy, /pol/?

Anyone /cop/ here?

Hmm.

>>138284458
Link doesn't work. They not live anymore.

Do not click

I want the Chevy guy to fucking die

>I dont know whats happening

do they ever?

that drunk chick looked bangable...or was that just me?

WE MOTEL NOW

>>138285541
this desu, smug hipster douche

>>138285758
check that off the bingo board

This fucking hotel again

How is it not shut down?

>>138285766
You're drunk too

that fucking motel every night lmao. anyone know what its called? id love to read the yelp reviews.

>don't know what's happening and the motel bingo fills in one shot

Holy Moly

>>138285766
she was old as fuck dude

>foil
>condoms
>pennies

wut

>>138285865
Palmetto Inn, I think

DAS YO THANG

>>138285953

we need to do a /pol/ meetup there some weekend to get on live pd.

This hotel should just go ahead and convert a room into a police substation.

OH SHIT ITS TRAYVON

should add "its my gfs car" and "nervous laugh" to the bingo

kek. Tyrone got locked in

>ha ha hahahahah *sweats profusely*

>>138286045
I live right off campus how far away is palmetto inn

>consents to search
fucking retards

>stealing signs

typical barves fan

>smoking in a gas station

UH HUHUHUHUH

*gets busted for meth*

>every fucking time

>>138286533
Thats an alabama script "A"

has anyone here ever smoked meth?

why do they find it so much?

>>138286468
Consent is a wonderful thing

>>138286720
breaking bad fans

He'd been all good if he didn't give consent

>>138286428
heh
>>138286468
and it's meth

Can someone give me a link that doesn't spam ads because I'm on my phone and have no Adblock

>>138286720
because it's cheap so its a last resort
and fuck no, no one sane would go anywhere near that shit

>>138286731
>>138286788
if they dont consent they bring a dog that is trained to indicate on every car

>>138286765
explains why that show sucks so much

work in the morning gnite lads

>>138286788
it would have bought him 10 mins until the doggo unit comes

>>138287135
sweet dreams leaf

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>>138286931
>explains why that show sucks so much
delet

>>138286844
https://www.firstone.tv/Live/United-States-(USA)/A+E-21

>>138286931
Dogs aren't trained that way, if they were, they'd be useless in searching houses

>>138286931
They can't force you to sit there and wait for a dog.
They should've asked if they're free to go after the cop said he was just going to give them a warning.

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>>138287136
>doggo unit

Can you imagine the smell over there?

riveting footage right now

what the fuck is going on are a bunch of nigs trespassing and not leaving

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT TABLE JUST BROKE

Rip table

THE FUCKING TABLE BROKE
I'M DYING

AMERIFATS

I fucking died

R.I.P. in peace table

That doggo is fat

PUPPERS!

Amerifat doggo

>>138288102
keep it off the table

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>>138287544
>Some departments get to give their doggos armour but the CPD have to buy their own.

she said the truck was hers though.. so he destroyed her property not his

thats x2 tonight they said "bleedin from da brain"

holy shit thats my exact model trailer

>that frog on the wall

>>138283489
I appreciate you gusto, but do have any streams that aren't going to catch my house on fire?

PEPE ON THE WALL!!

HE SAW THE FROG WHATTTTTT WHATTTT

>they're commenting on the frog

is .... is he in the thread....?

>>138283489
Also, in this thread, we all KPD..

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Are you here Live PD?

Fuck, I missed the pepe on the wall. Anyone got a pic?

PEPE blessed his house and protected him from arrests

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they mentioned the frog

>>138288949
It was just Kermit

>>138289093
Still cunts.

>>138287377
Numerous former handlers and police officers disagree with your statement. They are trained to pick out smells, but are given an incentive to sit vehicles. You can say that it's unlikely, but to say that it doesn't happen at all is a plain lie.

>tfw the entire comms center is just used to browse this thread

>>138289226
*counts

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>>138283489
Lets get antifa labeled as terrorists, official white house petition here:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0

For those who don't know what antifa is, it is a far-left domestic terrorist group (only considered so in 1 state, for now) that is part of the alt-left and promotes killing cops, destruction of private property, anti-white racism, open borders, islamic terrorism and the implementation of communism thru means of violent revolution.

Read more here: https://farleftwatch.com/2017/07/26/far-left-militia-training-for-guerrilla-warfare/

Please share to all burgers! Share it everywhere!

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>>138288949
Best I can do. Watching on tv.

I like how it's kinda obvious they're near Phoenix but it just says Arizona

DEPORT THIS TACO NIGGER

>>138289511
there was a frog windchime thingy too

FIRE

If it's Optimus Prime they don't need to worry.

Whats with female cops with tattos

>>138289840
What's wrong with tattoos

Puppers in truck is scared.

>>138289840
it makes them think they're tough
also that's a legit fucking fire

5 bucks says it was a meth lab

>>138289840

Overcompensating for a profession they are not temperamentally or physically suited for.

Ever hear their "I'm in charge here" voice which is much lower than their normal speaking voice?

>squatters torched shed because they were evicted
i hate people

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tfw your nog neighbors start a giant fire

>>138290295
>Ever hear their "I'm in charge here" voice which is much lower than their normal speaking voice?
God I hate that. Women can't be leaders cause when they take charge they act like total cunts

>>138283489
This shit is not live. Stop shilling for this bullshit.

>>138290511
the world has already been ruined by feminization

God damn that fire dept is slow. Shouldn't have took more than a minute to get water on the fire. 30 sec in and haven't even left the truck.

>>138290580
theres a half hour delay and its comfu

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>>138290580

>>138290602
does the transformer change how they handle it? need to wait for power to get cut first?

>>138289984
Unattractive on women same with facial piercings

>>138290595
Don't worry based gen z will eventually end the 19th amendment

>>138290602
If we privatized emergency services just imagine how much more efficient they could be. :^)

>>138290806
Somewhat. You would throw water at it from a distance to stop extensions to other buildings and slow the fire till the power could be cut. Problem it takes the power company 30 min minimum to get there. At least it does in my area.

>>138290806
Yes. You don't use water on an electric fire, so either power needs to be shut off or they need to use a different agent. They could still engage the shed itself in the meantime though

>>138290837
I love chicks with tats and abs though

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>>138283489

>Riots in every city
>But not chicago

I feel cheated.

is anybody else's audio totally fucked? it's pitched way up and constantly flickering, it's like this on every god damns stream

when is the mexican that didnt pull over going to get deported

IM A VETERAN

CAT

Bag of Marijuana does not apply to veternarianegro..

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>>138291265
Despite the tattoo, Von Patton is a qt, would hit it.

the cameramen love the animals

QT CITCAT

cat spotted

Why is Dave Chappellein handcuffs?

what's wrong with this guy

This dude is fucked up

Extended heroin cab, not king cab master race.

This guy actually looks very sick and pale.

>tfw going to academy on monday
>tfw want leo waifu
>tfw grills in my class are 10/10 or dikes
>tfw to nervous about passing to even work up courage to talk to girls

also holy shit that guy is making some freaky sounds.

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>>138291750
want to touch the heiney

>>138291964
He needs some milk.

calm down, jesus christ

>>138292046
Do your thing, but don't lay your meat where you make bread. You will be fine.

> Let's take a... break, we'll come back (when the druggie calms the fuck down)

Why was that cat staring at those black males?

>>138292316
>thinking cats relax around blacks

>>138292295
truly epic phrase anon

>>138292316
NEVER RELAX

>>138292046

Ask them if they want to make a study group, training partner or something. Ask them questions about class subjects or whatever creates a conversation.

Dont bitch out, you want to chase bad guys and shit and your nervous about some grills. go for it.

>all ads are for women
>the few for men are hyperfeminized men
>its literally everywhere

>>138292316
the black guy was talking to the cat in tongues or something. I didn't understand

tired of this fucking hyundai commercial

>>138292046
The biggest problem is finding the time to actually meet and date one. You're busy, they're busy, it's a shit show

>>138292395
Thanks, just trying to save>>138292046 from a bit of fuckery.

>Returning in October

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>138292701
had to look up the meaning of that phrase but yea ill keep that in mind

Place bets, this one's getting locked up..

ALL THESE WHITE FAGGOTS

AW HELL NAW

ARREST THIS SHE-BOON

THICC

random guy on bike

she not happy

>>138292952
>pop police
>in law police
>best girl police
>me ems
godspeed anon.

>>138292853
worst news

I damn near pissed myself

Fucking captcha is being a cunt

oh god....

Wtf. Somebody make a gif of that

IM GONNA PUKE

did i need to see that?

>Shut it down

NO NO NOT TO THAT

i threw up

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Very classy

Live PD lurking and laughing lol

NO NO NO

beta male bonus check

Blue ball ending incoming

Driver drt.

hows everyones bingos looking toward the end?

where we at on the bingo???

LOOK AT THAT MECHANISM OF INJURY

>>138293506
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>>138293551
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>>138293564
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>>138293605
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>>138293869
What happened? I was getting a drink

>>138294309
Fat negress "twerking"

>>138294309
some fat black chick started twerking

>>138294309
fat trailer park trash nignog twerked on camera

captcha: ASSedic

>>138294307
Moi is non issue when fucked up.

>Bigger and better than ever in October

see ya'll in two months

>>138294549
Live PD: Chicago pls

see you niggers in october

:(

>>138294554
>october is in 2 months
holy fugg

>>138294554
Fuck..

>>138294609
love u

it was fun. see yall in 2 months

>>138294534
It's an EMT/firefighter joke. Those guys love to throw that term around

>>138294747
I get it, it just fizzled out with you trip.

>Make sure your license is valid
>And turn signals are functional
>Please don't say you only had two beers
>Be safe out there

We replay?

>>138283489
>BASED Robocop 1-2
3 why?

>>138295041
Ya

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>2 months until live /pol/d
Fuuuck

>>138294965
see ya later Dan

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Results of my bingo

>>138295177
>civil war v2 next month

>show renamed to right wing death squads live

No Obama Mart this episode?

Tfw I never have Hoosier qt throw a carving knife at me and I take the dd/dv hit, loosing my 2a rights in the process, but being rewarded with a loving toothless kiss through back seat restraint bar kiss.

>>138295466
damn son

>>138295305
Didn't play, but that's breddy funny.

>>138295648
It's the simple things, I just lead a boring ass life.