This man comes up and slaps your girlfriend's ass,

>>138277588
Seize means of production

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>>138277588
Throw magnets at him

>>138277588
3 way?

>>138277588
>The Red Menace?! Does that thing still even work?

Of course it vorks! It's a plotski!

>>138277588
Let him starve to death that's punishment enough

Tell him to share his armor and weapons because I do not have any

>>138278432
Careful, if you make him mad, he'll Metcalf you.

Then you'll need a machine. To poop.

>>138277588
Wait 2 seconds and see he falling to the floor due to malnutrition

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>>138277588
Seize his means of production and pull so hard he won't have reason to slap anything ever again

>>138277588

Put him into the wall with my shoulder and then break his head light thingy with my foot repeatedly.
Wouldn't even think about it.

Call him a sexist pig and remind him to check his privilege.

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>>138277588
nothing. hes fucking gay.

>>138277588
I fuck his mom

>>138277588
Nothing, if I try to fight him he'll run away (since he's a nigger for even smacking ass), and, well, he's the one who's painted all red...

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>>138277588

Offer him a free helicopter ride

>>138277588
The bigger they are, the harder they fall from helicopter rides.

Show him my fidget spinner and watch him melt.

>>138277588
Send him to the gulag for a taste of his own medicine.

>>138279905
Kek

buy a new gf

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Rev up the fusion cores