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I demand Best Becca to night

I hope there are more ignant nogs tonight, cville has them just putting on boring white people.

Let's go mofugga

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BINGO CARD

WE HIT BINGO YESTERDAY, CAN WE DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT?

what is up with the 1st link audio is sped up?

Reporting in

lets get comfy my dudes

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>>138273221
WOOP! WOOP! IT'S DA SOUND OF DA POLICE!!!

Been laughing my ass off watching the previous stuff.

LET'S GOOOOO

>>138273893
what kind of bingo do you play that's 4x4?

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

Potato cam from the jump

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>>138273221
sound fucked for anyone else?

>>138273893
We need to come up with an additional 9 to make it a real bingo

Florida trailer parks are always good

For those watching the stream, the terrible quality is coming from their feed, it's just as bad looking on regular cable.

OH FUGG NIGGA WAKULLA

White niggers

>>138274373
is that on the bingo board?

>>138273221
STICKS
T
I
C
K
S

Fucking Florida holy shit

What the fuck are they dumping in the water supply down there?

>>138273221
Bout time you got here op.
https://youtu.be/txuWGoZF3ew

"Moments ago" it's been dark for 45 minutes lol

All these links have pop ups leading to viruses. fuck off

>>138274341
We can add shirtless white trash to the list, that's pretty common

Season finale?

SEASON FINALE?! :_;

>>138274563
>the year 2001 + 16
>not using ublock

>>138274666
Satan

FUG DELAYED UNTIL EARLY OCTOBER

FUGGGG

>returning early October
ok not bad

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Well I guess we won't have to worry about making a new bingo

>>138274572
>>138274611
Yes, they'll be on a 6 week hiatus after tonight

these bukkake streams never fucking work

the white trash pit crew ready to purty her up before she goes to jail. how cute.

At least we don't have to wait until next year for new episodes

wtf is going on lmfao

why is the sound all fucked up on the streams?

Jeebus, just call in a fucking drone strike

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>>138273221
Anybody get any dank webms yet?

>>138274968
there in Florida what do you expect

>>138274968
Are you talking about how they are all talking over eachother? It's like that on cable too, their feed is fucked up

Mandatory IQ test to vote and have children now

That's the broad that got her ass kicked by a rock last night

DOGGO

>>138275095
The sound on the stream is high pitched, like chipmunk sounding. Even from the people in-studio

Everyone on the feed sounds like chipmunks... can someone stream this?

>>138275227
That must be a stream issue, I'm watching on cable and it's not doing that

>>138274122
*woop woop das da sound of da ponlice

CUTE PUPPIES

Cute Doggos need to be added to any future bingos

What a fucking mess inside.

Show me your hands goi.

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Who set this up? It's almost too good to be real.

>last episode until october
THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD

i wouldve hid in the fridge

>>138273893
Does him saying Live PD count?

what's everyone drinking while they watch justice be dispensed?

>>138275683

water

>>138275683
malt liqour for the immersion

>>138275683
An entire bottle of cherry wine

>>138275683
Spiked lemonade from Taco Bell

Has the streams been chipmunked the whole time?

>>138275683
Activated Water and Boiled Celery Stalks

>>138275762
>>138275776
>>138275821
Just made a raspberry daiquiri and have a growler of beer to crack open after that

The bingo card needs a square for Mastriani pulling out his rifle

>>138275832
They weren't like this yesterday, I really hope that guy comes back from a few weeks ago and makes a youtube stream again

>you don't wanna get them shoes dirty

is.....is that a helium setup?

>>138276002
You mean "kicks"?

4 cops for a routine traffic stop. Tax dollars

>>138276112

muh bad dawg

That doggo has cute ears!

spokane looks like a serious shithole
it makes rural SC look classy

poor yapper

They always have a dog. Last resort meal?

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>>138275845
>Mfw nigs on stream get caught with unactivated almonds

>>138276115
They called for backup. Nothing is routine

>>138276115

No. It's standard SOP nowadays, especially if there are available units. Basically nobody taking any chances with these BLM cocksuckers. Jamaal might be less inclined to start shooting at four cops than just one.

Cute snek

cute doggo

SNAKE!!!!!!!!!

DOGGO A CUTE! CUTE!

SNEK IS VERY CUTE

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>>138276188
gotta spit that game, yo!

>>138276261
lonely out on the streets

>snake charmer
>jeffersonville, IN

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woofer defen owner!

wow, snake guy is a retard

That guy is fucking loving being on TV with that snake

why is it sped up

>he needs to get a girlfriend
DAMN

>>138276468
he's above average for indiana

i think these are live pd groupies. they just wanted to be on the show.

Who the fuck wears a hat like that?

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>>138276512

Needs to get dark before we see obama mart.

NEIGHBORHOOD SNITCHES

>tfw moved into a place years ago
>tfw old lady came by
>"I'm with the neighborhood watch, welcome to the neighborhood, would you like to volunteer"
>Thanks but I watch my own home
>BUT IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING
>Sure lady

HOA community, thank God I was just renting, because that bitch would walk up the street daily with a notepad looking for shit to bitch about. Saw some niggers walking in her yard one night and just went back to playing video games. She came over the next morning wanting to know if I saw anything, asked if I saw anything, said I saw some black guys walking around in her yard

>WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE

Well ma'am, I'm not a racist to assume that just because people of color are in your yard, that means they're up to no good. Don't you invite black people over to your house?

Oh the look on that bitches face as she blew through her teeth and stomped off.

These streams are fucking garbage. The audio and video are always out of sync and hyper distorted

can we add hosts make sick burns to the bingo?

>>138275683
Bottom tier vodka and OJ. Feel like a degenerate high schooler. Least I got dabs to make this tolerable

>>138276446
I want to hug that dog

>>138273221
These streams fucking suck. Is there another one?

>>138276620

It's dark in Columbia already but give it another hour or two. Niggers are just now waking up. Sleep all day, nig all night. Plus a Saturday night in niggertown is always fun.

>>138275683

natural ice and rolling rock.

>>138276706
does the vodka at least come in a glass bottle?

How can "Ridin' Dirty" not be on the Bingo?!

>>138276705
I'll put it on the list for when I make a 5x5 version

>>138276800
It's not classy unless it's in a plastic jug

>>138276800
>bottom tier
What do you think? To be fair, it was free so that's how I'm justifying it in my head.

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>>138276681

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>>138276512
Let a man dream about his waifu, will ya?

I think I'm also going to add "pants sagging below ass cheeks" to the next bingo card also

>>138277091
Get a better waifu, that one has no vag.

Hello qt Spokane cop

My stream is fucked all the voices are really fast and high pitched

>>138277209
That's not what my doujins tell me.

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Guys a cop just flew past me on assembly street in columbia

Is it me or does it feel uneventful tonight?

Anyone have less deadly link?

His pants are falling fucking down holy shit

Jesus, today is all warrants

>>138277355
It's still really early though. It always gets better as the night goes on. It would be even better if they went past midnight.

>>138277298
Como? Who cares? Key word is passed.

>>138277470
they should do an all-nighter as a special

>>138277470
It be even better if they were allowed in Chicago

>>138277562

That'd be great

Do you think the old man is a kike? Too poor?

TAZE A PEDO

These fuckers being surprised they have a want. I have never not known that I had a warrent.

>guy with a knife and indecent exposure

The absolute state of Florida

>>138276897
You aren't living unless you're getting a bit of PET/HDPE in your mix.

>>138277684
It's probably a case of old warrants not being cleared

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN

>I dindu Nuffin!

Everyone check your bingo cards!

he just drunk

He dindu nuffin.

>this man provides internet for the town

Florida man always wins.

>I pull my dick out infront of kids but they hurt my feelings

this doesn't happen in urinetown

honestly we need to stop calling people sex offenders just because they needed to take a piss but fuck that guy

>first dindu nuffin of the night was a white man

What the hell is going on?

Gettin groped by the popo

Grab her titties man jesus
>>138278185
Agreed

>another fucking outstanding warrant


This is too wierd

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I love my state

>isn't a female supposed to do this?
>ummmm

HE DIDN'T EVEN SEARCH HER TORSO LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY

Handcuffs are racist. Lol.

>>138278185

I agree with you there. a drunk ass taking a piss shouldn't be given the same public label as a child molester. That fucks you over for life when there is nothing sexual about being a drunk fuck taking a piss in a park.

>>138277840
Mistakes happen, literally had same plates issued to different vehicle, no connection to person with "my" plates.
I feel these mistakes are more common within your circle. Tripnigger.

Is that Geddy Lee?

>>138278341


HAHAHA this.

>I have the right to.

>>138278185
Really odd how people are always catching charges for that but I've unintentionally pissed in front of cops a couple times while out on runs and they never had an issue.

stabbing time

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Saguaro are so fucking cool.

>>138278518
yeah but did you do it in front of a bunch of kids

OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

Some of these people getting pulled over get so lucky, god damn.

>>138278518

depends on the jurisditction and the cops. In a lot of places you'd be on a sex offender registry for life doing that,

>fix your shit I gotta go

do they still use windows 95 on their laptops wtf those dings

100 dollars it was a nog that was stabbed.

>>138278671
>>138278718
Just what I was thinking, how lucky can you get?

>>138278779
DING DING DING

>>138278779

BINGO

>>138278662
Nope. Make a point to get as far away and completely out of sight form everyone. Point taken.

He start stabbin in me. Sheeeeeeiiiit

>yfw she is a prostitute

Gimme my money. I win the stabbing bet.

>>138278779

Damn anon

Gib tattoo cop gf

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>>138278779

>When we come back I think they'll be looking for that guy...

Wow who would've thought!

She said she didnt want to be on camera

I heard a "I don't want to be on Camera!" Just before the commercial break

>>138279137
>>138279197
heard it too. cross dat shit off senpai

>>138273221
all of these links are cancer holy fuck

>>138279137
probably botched a drug deal or was selling herself

>>138279106
They'll be back

GTFO Samsung, niggers can't swim

i think we should add a "bodily fluids involved" and a "private parts blurred out square" ud think both would be common

>>138279137
She's been stabbed so often her main concern is whether she looks good on tv or not

https://youtu.be/h8r6CY5UZyw

This is why we always check the bra line

Poor black guy in this commercial realizing that cell phones were a mistake

beta male driving rewards check

>>138273221
this is the best you can do for streams? fuck that. back to /cpd/

>>138279271
I've got a higher chance of getting aids from them than the dudes I fuck.

>>138279402
Striving

>>138279351
and people wonder why black fathers leave

>>138279336
>first round jam due to limp wrist

lel

ROBERT!!!!

>>138279400
just watch it on tv

WHO IS ROBERT

>>138279668
the hero we need but dont deserve

>stabbed in the next
>CAN I PLEASE HAVE A CIGARETTE

it was a white guy who did the stabbing?!?!

>OH MAH GAWD

A white dude?

stoner house

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>Robert fled Chicago and is now in Greenville South Carolina

>>138279785
>in the next
I'm retarded

QT PI

>Show host is confused

Another check for the Bingo

seriously, is every lot in spokane filled with garbage?

>everybodys pretty high right now

Dat ass!

Ahh shit. Long guns out.

>long gun
oh my

HOORAH

ROBERT IS FINISHED

the ar is out! he bout to put the chick who got stabbed out of her misery

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

long guns out

long guns away

EVERY FUCKING TIME THE LONG GUN IS JUST A TEASE

SO FUCKING GAY

RIP LONG GUN
2017-2017

Add blue balls to the fucking bingo

>Eggman is in charge

>teases the shit out of us by chambering a round in the AR
>immediately puts it away and unloads it

LAME

is that one cop the same fat guy from the presidential debate?

>>138280126
9:55 - 9:55

We need a taser on concrete or a police shooting a suspect.

Y U DRIVIN LIK DAT?

>>138280359
they wouldnt show a live shooting on cable

>turn that drake down

>he still hasn't turned off the music

Damn man. Shit nigga. Loud music and shit.

>turn that drake down NIGGER
why wasn't this bleeped out?

>Throws his cig on the cops feet

Absolute madman

>>138280432
I think they did early on in the shows run, and the family of the dead guy saw him on TV before they were officially notified and they ended up getting in trouble or something.

Fucking eclipse nigger.

Nigga nervous af

>>138280469
Stereotypes are there for a reason...

>hand grenades

snitch

All alcoholics have only ever had two beers.

6 back surgeries

>muh 12 back surgeries

Lady you drunk

>Live PD is a television show broadcast on the A&E network
We watch TV nao? British have this kind of trashy shows on Channel 4.

only 2 beers?

Take the test or die!

Taser her drunk ass.

>>138275683
Folgers instant

>>138280943

>tfw been watching Cops for like 20 years until they took it off the air

This is pretty much Cops on steroids.

never submit to field test always get the blood test at the station

How fucking dumb can you be? Why do people lie thinking they can get away with it?

>you arressin me fo no raisin
>pls call my boss

>I DO BUT I DONT

>>138280948

1 AND A HALF AT LUNCH

BUT I HAD A NAP AFTER THAT

THEN 1 MORE BEER

>>138281091
yeah but muh 6 back surgeries

>never submit to field test always get the blood test at the station

This.

lock her ass up

>i wanna take it
>but i dont want to get in trouble
>why are you arresting me??
guilty ass

Check her eyes you dummy

>Can you please call my boss and-
>I'm not doing that
>slams door

>Arresting middle aged woman for DWI
How about arresting her for driving while being a woman.

>>138281216
Based

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>can u call my boss and
>not doing that*closes door*

>>138281216
That was pretty hard ass desu

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Why is there always a token nigger

>>138281171
eh, if you truly know you are under the limit it doesn't hurt
if the cop tries to fuck you over you can always request the blood test

>>138281068
>took cops off the air
wot? there was literally a new episode on earlier tonight.

>>138281318

the black guy in the studio is actually pretty good. i imagine most black cops are actually redpilled as fuck because why else would they get into that job? and how could they deal with hood nigs every day and not get fed up?

>>138281068
cops is still on spike

>>138281478
>>138281610

Oh fuck me, I forget that it's on a different network now.

I quit watching Spike after they wouldn't do a second season of The Kill Point

Oh fuck. Active shooter at Dolphin Mall in Miami.

>your son

Looking for a street fight next. Need action. Or horrific auto accident.

>>138281694
Is it Cutler?

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Violent incident? Yes!

>>138281827
Kaepernick pissed that Cutler got the job over him

we Wakulla now boys

any paid options to watch? i don't have cable and the stream buffer too much

>all the texttes

>>138281827
like he could accurately hit anything

>>138281947
>Been chasing her for 3 hours. He pissed. Please beatdown now!

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>>138281827
>tfw no wide receivers

Jeebus Florida - you have a monopoly on white trash.

white trash wife covering for his hillbilly boyfriend

Hottest chick in the trailer park!

>>138281827

Guy ran over a cop.

ed called him a *******?

what he call him? cause now someones "bleedin from the brain"

>>138281694
Fug

niggy is a drug mule

Drake man was lying.

kek, fucking black people

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>When she says she doesn't know nuffin

>using weed in your gfs car

>>138282134

Trailer park girls are easy. Don't work for a living, get welfare, got a lot of free time so that equals a lot of fucking.

Buy her a 12 pack of bud light and she'll spread them legs like a fucking eagle. if it;s a nigger bitch, a big thing of Tide detergent will get that pussy soaking.

Big black tryina cut the brutha a break

Drying around high listening to Drake in his GFs car. What a beta.

holy fuck this man is the swamp king

Someone make bread

The entire state of Florida needs to put a shirt on.

Tuning in for the first time. I'm so excited

>>138282495
850 fag here, Wakulla women are dirty, stay away

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>>138281827
shooters shoot

no one in wakulla wears a shirt

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>>138282714
GET HYPED
E
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H
Y
P
E
D

>>138282495

i'm a 30 year old single, drunk every weekend guy with zero game and only a couple friends and living in a quiet boring neighborhood. honestly watching this shit every weekend makes me want to live move into a trailer park just for the whores and entertainment value.

>>138282714
Congrats, you caught the season finale

>Particles of weed
What a lame way to catch a weed charge. At least with roaches you got high in the car.

>>138282769
county law

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>>138282495
>Buy her a 12 pack of bud light and she'll spread them legs like a fucking eagle. if it;s a nigger bitch, a big thing of Tide detergent will get that pussy soaking.

>if you're in the house make your presence known

This guy a ghost?

>live pd is now the #1 show on saturday nights on cable
>A&E puts it on hiatus for two months
explain this shit

Why the fuck are 50% of the suspects missing shirts and have their pants falling off? Do these people not know how to dress?

>>138282924
kek

>>138283008
it's a wakulla thang man

>>138282992
Gotta try to negotiate contracts with Chicago

>Gun light
>oh shit.

>>138283008
have you not watched Cops? Its literally the fashion du-jour

what is /pol/ snackin on right now?

>>138283069
God I hope that's the case

>>138282992

they are looking to expand their production room so they can hire more camera crews and get into more cities. moving into a bigger production studio can't happen in a week. this is a great thing, just be glad its only 6 weeks.

>>138282924
that's what the break is for. A new hybrid show "live ghost hunting pd"

>>138276855
Should be the free square tbhfam.

>>138283157
Just finished drinking some martilenis apple cider

Someone make a new thread

>>138283069
we could use the money

>>138283157
Grey Goose and Sprite on the rocks...

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>>138283157
ivan's fiery grads from the kommandostore

>>138283157
I'm gonna have some synonym toast crunch

>>138282495

Why does Tide detergent get them wet? lol

>>138283157
chili lemon pistachios

>>138283339
my god this makes me hard just thinking about eating it

>>138283157
ice cream because its still hot af at night in texas

>>138283339
absolutely disgusting

>>138283211
I've heard stories about how surprisingly common it is for cops to respond to paranormal calls about ghosts and demons. I'm sure it will happen on LivePD one day.

New thread

>>138283489
>>138283489
>>138283489

>>138283339
this kinda made sense until she started adding milk

>>138283339
Amerilards

>>138283378
>being this retarded

>>138283182
>get into more cities
Guys this is how we redpill the masses.

>>138283283
No we couldn't. Retard Rahm will just blow it on some more stupid corrupt deals. he can go shove his flavored drink tax up his ass while he's at it.

>>138283582
the soda tax is cook county, not chicago
I'm looking to move to lake county to avoid it

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>>138283492
>>138283529
>>138283533
>doesn't know good food when he sees it

>>138283698
>moving because of a sugar tax
Anon, pls.

>>138283339
Have fun trying to shit out that 2 entire bags of shredded fucking cheese, holy hell.

Porch apes

>>138283698
True. I'll throw the whole board of cook in there as well then. I still have to believe rahm had some input into the process.

>>138283816
Oh I bet it's more than just that for anon.
>Beta level gun laws
>Taxes
>Taxes
>Taxes
>Corruption on every level