>My father just told me that he's converting to Judaism

He can't convert to Judaism kek.
Unless you're an ethnic Jew, the Jewish community will kick him out.

>>138203732
You have to attend a convert synagogue because you aren't allowed in one for actual Jews. Your dad sounds like garbage. Disown him and find new parents

>>138203732
He has the God gene. Nothing you can do except recommend Deism instead.

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>>138203732
>converting to Judaism

>>138203732
Use your comeraphone so you can post his bris on 4chan.

Tell him to go talk to an actual Jew, that Jew will tell him he's a worthless goyim and can't become a Jew.
Your dad will be forced to larp as something else

>>138203930
He can become a jew if he marries a jewess with a pedigree.

>>138203732
Even if he converts, he'll never be considered one of (((them))).

>>138203870
This is true.

>>138204147
>Cleary balding in the 90s
>Has hair today

>>138203870
>>138203930
>>138204217
It's like none of you know a fucking thing about Judaism let alone have met a Jewish person. Ya god damn tards.

>>138204147
haha i forgot about that

>>138204457
Why is that?
You think Jews hold your mentally retarded progressive views toward themselves?

Your shit policies are for goyim only. Jews actually protect their community from invaders

Why doesn't he just convert to a different denomination?

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>>138203732
He can't convert. He is now both a good eternal goy and a traitor. You know what you have to do OP.

My apologize for the grammar, I'm still trying to wrap my head around this mess.
>>138203870
>>138203930
>>138204217
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>>138205666
He a has Jewish friend that'll "help him out".
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>>138205297
I did. He still thinks it's too complicated

>>138203870
>Has never read the Book of Ruth.

>>138203732
I converted. Comfy

>>138206892
It felt comfy to have your dick sliced apart? Are you a nigger?

>>138206612
Well, its not like he will raise more jews so its ok isnt it?
You will surely be able to keep having a good relationship.

>>138207076
Just one drop of blood, already circumcised. White as a ghost.

>>138208720
They didn't take off even more? Why would you even let them get one drop of your blood?

>>138203732
Orthodox or reform? Orthodox/non-Talmud is ok because it is typically anti-Zionist.