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This red button turns every single muslim on earth into velociraptors

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This red button turns every single muslim on earth into velociraptors (the 2m tall movie ones, not the mongolian chickens)

Do you press it?
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>>138187275
Yes, I have been practicing since childhood.
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>meso meme
you are doing it wrong
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>>138187275
Yes! Things are gonna get interesting
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>>138187275
ONLY THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE
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>>138187275
Yes, then start a dinosaur hunting business and sell dinosaur related products, meat, hides ect.
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>>138187275
of course, today the muslims might be a little worse, but tomorrow there will be much fewer muslims
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>>138187275
after converting to islam, yes
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>>138187275
Oxygen levels were a million times more greater when the dinosaurs lived.

If any dinosaur was brought back to life right now, they would start chocking for air.

This is something Jurassic Park ignored.
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>>138187275
Yes
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>>138187275
Yes
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>>138187724
Raptor - It tastes like prehistoric chicken!
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>>138187275

That would sure make life interesting in Israel
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>>138187895
Well, IIRC, they were not 100% clones, the faulty parts of their original DNA were "patched" by frog DNA (thus they could change sex and procreate - at least in the books).
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>>138187779
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>>138187895
They weren't dinosaurs, they were genetically engineered life forms spliced between bits of dinosaur DNA, and modern frog DNA.
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>>138187275

Dinosaurs can't use suicide bombs, so yes.
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>>138187895
*leans into mic*
WRONG.
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>>138188544
>Dinosaurs can't use suicide bombs
Bird strike is a thing. Actually birds are technically dinosaurs according to cladistics so they already commit terrorist acts.
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>>138187275
immediately are you kidding.
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>>138187275
Life would be much more interesting
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>>138187275
Press it and don't stop pressing it.
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>>138187275
>Do you press it?
Of course, this way you could kill them all and not get into trouble with SJWs.
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Strong yes. I have a hard time seeing the swedish government spend half their budget on integrating velociraptors into the population.
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>>138190920
You may see a violent and hungry predator but I see a Zoo exhibit, a family pet, and a population controller. :)
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>>138187275
I already did and nothing happened.
Raptorbutton is borked.
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>>138191198
>family pet
lulz
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>>138187275
Interesting question, OP. Here's another one: are you excited about ninth grade just starting?
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Yes, and hope there are no muslims in my building.
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>>138187275
So if I press it then does that mean I'm that one guy from that one anime where he could turn people and animals into dinosaurs?
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>>138187275
Yes. Atleast then it'll be acceptable to kill every one of them.
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>>138187275
In a majority muslim part of town, but so long as they can't unlock doors like in the movies, I'll manage.
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>>138187275
Yes.
Winter will do the rest.
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>>138187275

Fuck, I'd press it even if it just randomly turned any kind of person. Life would be so much more interesting. Anything is better with dinosaurs
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>>138187275
only if they are going to destroy every quran
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>>138187275
won't be any more depressing than living alongside muslims already, hell why not do velociraptors smell as bad ?
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