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If you died today and got to pick your gender and race for the next life which starts in 24 hours, wouldn't you pick fucking white and fucking male?

Doesn't that prove that there is at least some white male privilege?

Pic related. Lottery winners.
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Mayo skin that can't handle the sun with the lowest testosterone level among all of the other races? Hmmm no.
Your pic related is 5% of the white males.
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>>138186629
I would unironically be a white women, my god do they have it easy
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>>138186629
>lottery winners
>manlet twinks

no
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>>138186846
>wow supressing gay desires this hard
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>>138186629
I don't see why girls find these types of guys attractive. I would never hang out with them.
Then again, this is coming from a guy who shit his pants in the middle of class as a junior in highschool and shouted "Man, who shit their pants?! h-haha" and later found out that everyone knew I shit my pants that day. I might have autism.
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>>138186629
It proves we're the superior race and gender, now fuck off.
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>>138186776
Aka no boobs and no ass

I'd be a hot middle eastern woman
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>>138186629
>legs lower proportion than torso
Look at the tiny men! They're smaller than other manlets!
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>>138186629
I'm a 1/4th Ashkenazi Jew, 1/2++ Russian.


I would pick pureblood Masterrace, I'm not at all sure why you'd want to be a low IQ low discipline low foresight w*gger.
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The only reason to pick white male is because they still are by far most desired by women - of all races. Also IQ, I guess.

You are insane if you would choose to be born again as a woman. Sure they have it easy by objective standards, but they don't feel that way. To them, life is just as hard as for the average white male. Only we can have some agency to change things ourselves instead of relying on the government.
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>>138187051
Of course the french flag on pol has to be that fucking algerian nerd. gtfo faggot muslim
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>>138186629
if you wouldn't pick female then you are gay as fuck
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>>138186629
I'd probably pick white woman. Your question sucks, though, since almost everyone has a preference for their own gender and race. People tend to want to be themselves. If you asked an honest woman the same question, she'd answer white female very likely. Of course, grass is greener on the other side, so some would pick the opposite gender just like I do.
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>>138186629
I will come back each time i died and struggle for for my kin
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>>138187051
With no human right and married to 60 old ugly Muslim at the age of 12
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id rather just stay dead
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>>138186629
roastie detected/ faggot detected

id pick women
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>>138186629
Blond, blue eyed, tall Chad > Attractive women > Average white male > Ugly women > Average subhuman

White women tend to often fall within the attractive women category.
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>>138186776
Yeah, having their fragile minds tampered with into believing marxists lies and their males effeminated through chemicals in the water.

Those that won't settle with a niglet, gook, midshit or those outside of the categories ends up killing themselves as 30 something christmas cakes, and will be rediculed even in death for aforementioned brain wash that is completely out of their own grasp.

Sure is easy being a white female.
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>>138187051
>no boobs and no ass
This doesn't matter if you arent a nigger
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>>138187335
That choker makes things to my dick you people wouldn't believe.
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>>138186629
>Doesn't that prove that there is at least some white male privilege?

i think it rather proves there is some kind of white male superiority. asserting "white privilege" is a cognitive tactic to get around the reality of our natural supremacy.
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>>138186776

Unironically same here.
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>>138187335
This. You don't have to do anything but take dick all day for some free shid. If women were removed from the workplace, male competition would make a comeback. Most males now are just kind of lollygagging
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I'd be a white girl because fuck it, i've already been a man
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>>138186629
>all people are equal
>being born as a white male is inherently advantageous
choose one
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>next life
I rather stay dead
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>>138187558
That's a tempting proposition, but I don't know. White male is pretty good. I'd probably be more interested in compromising on no gyno and yes foreskin.
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Our genetic superiority is our privilege so lol yeah
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>>138187266
Muslims > You
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>>138186629
>4 pack no delts, no lats
>both have arms I can floss with
>pink shorts
>lottery winners
nu/pol/ standards ladies and ladies
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not to mention you have to work out to get a body like that which is inherently the opposite of just winning the genetic lottery
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>>138186629
BEING GOOD IS BAD
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>>138186629
>Doesn't that prove that there is at least some white male privilege?

It's so strange these leftists fail to realize they're Nazis in disguise.

Are you arguing that white people are genetically superior or culturally superior?
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>>138187531
Just wanna say that I like this picture because it makes them look like a "tribe" of people doesn't it? It's too bad really.
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Either Asian female or black male and be a slut.
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>>138186629
Fuck it all. I'm starting a new Nazi movement. Progressive Nazism. We're going to believe what progressives more or less believe but view white male privilege as a good thing.
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I wouldn't even want to be human.
I would also stay away from species on earth because it's pure cancer. So some alien species.
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>>138186629
>white supremacy exists
>whites are genetically inferior
It's a tough choice, huh?
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>>138186715
Lol the testosterone meme. That's just the faggot trannie/hipster whites that make us look bad. Guarantee I would whoop your ass.
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>>138188699
It's a scientific fact, pigskin manlet, whites have the lowest testosterone level
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>>138186629
Japanese-American mixed race man or woman
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>>138187404
> Be woman
> Pass university because you are a woman
> Get hired because you are a woman
> Make false accusations of sexual assault, and you are believed because you're a woman
> Can potentially have sex with anyone you like because you are a woman
> Become a house wife and do fuck all because you are a woman
> Constantly complain that you're life isn't easier because you are a woman
> Live longer because you are a woman
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>>138187531
what is that building the background?
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I would unironically want to be a Nippon male:

- 105 average iq (perhaps a tad bit higher for male, I'm unsure)
- Wealth equivalent to Western counterparts, richer if in the West
- Chances are that I live in a Western country, or Japan
- If I live in Japan, I do not have to fear that my culture and people will be eroded by waves of foreigners, who will tear away the wealth of my society via the welfare state

The only drawbacks are height, and potentially testosterone (however, the Japanese were exceptionally brutal in the World Wars, so I doubt this would have dire consequences)
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>>138188844
imagine how dead you would all if we secreted more test?! and thankfully it's useless and can be supplemented with science...another thing we invented .
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>>138188844
Sauce pls
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>>138186629
I'd either be a white woman, or a middle class black or ethnic.
If a white woman doesn't fuck around or get as huge as a fucking whale, she can be taken care of all her life.
If a black doesn't go full nigger, they are any company's dream; diversity without an ape fucking things up, please all the liberal women will want a fling with something exotic.
Christ, black women have both of those advantages.
Of course they all do fuck it up for themselves.
Maybe I'd come back as a jew, I can be white when I want, and them pull out the privilege when I need it. And if things went tits up in my own country, there's always Israel.
For white guys, it's just head down, work away, and come out top despite everyone hating you, even half your own fucking race.
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>>138186629
Nah I'd deffo be a waifu
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>>138186629
I wouldn't choose to live at all. I ain't reliving the nightmare that is life on earth.
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Can you unlock achievements if you pick something hard?
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>>138189047
Not sure. Somewhere in Nuremberg
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>>138186715
SE Asians have the lowest test of all the races actually.
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Japanese female
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>>138186629
>paul brothers
Lmao , go back to facebook you underaged faggot
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>>138188844
Actually white men and black men have similar testosterone levels. However, black men have much higher levels of estrogen (female hormone) than white men. White men actually have the biggest difference between testosterone levels and estrogen levels.

>Pigskin
Would you rather be the colour of the pig itself, or it's shit?

>manlet
Europeans are the tallest people.
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>>138186629
No, i'd pick it because I prefer it, faggot
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>>138188844
>sandnigger calling anyone a manlet
I bet you're no taller than 170 cm
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>>138189726
Suuuure suuuuure.
Only in america due to the obesity among blacks
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>>138186629
>you can put a white brain in a black body
nice try schlomo
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>>138189726
>Would you rather be the colour of the pig itself, or its shit?

Fucking kek
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>>138186629
Inherent qualities/abilities and privilege are different things.
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>>138189470
Not WE, who have higher ones than you
>>138189177
>Wu AH, Whittemore AS, Kolonel LN, John EM, Gallagher RP,West DW et al. Serum androgens and sex hormone-binding globulins in relation to lifestyle factors in older African- American, white and Asian men in the United States and Canada. Cancer Epidemiology Biomarkers and Prevention 1995 4 735±74
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>>138186776
This
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>>138186776
Imagine someone opening your skull, dissecting your brain and taking away most of it, leaving only parts that concerned with copulation and things directly related to it. This is what it will be. I'd prefer being lobotomized over being a woman.
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>>138186846
One is 6 foot tall the other is 6'2
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>>138188844
That's mostly only true of the French.
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If I would know I'd be attractive, I'd chose white woman.
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>>138186776
being a white woman with man's brain would be literally perfect
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Nah, i would pick Female and Hispanic / Asian mix

Totally be a bro though and go on bisexual adventures with my wife. Would totally slut it up as well and cam girl it while playing video games and finishing up my PhD in math / comp sci
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>>138186629
Prolly white female desu. Unless their hormones would fuck up my ability to logic. Then I'd go white male. Wouldn't be averse to asian either.
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lol desu this thread is dildos
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>>138186629

logan & jake sex video, when?
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>>138186629
I wanna be simbionic Bazongotron Pryme.
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>>138189971
Okay, there's a few problems with that test:

1). It only examined three ethnic groups,
2). DHT:testosterone ratio is intermediate in whites
3). It listed Asian-Americans as having the most testosterone - are these people your paragon of masculinity?
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>>138187002
Whoa. Did you quit that school afterwards? I believe I would've dropped out from embarrassment.
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>>138186629
Id ask God not to send me back.
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>>138186629
Yep, those are some chicken legs alright.
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>>138186715
T. Achmed
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>>138187051
>be muslim woman
>be empowered with mandatory hijab
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>>138186629
I'd choose to be born a nigger with terminal cancer so that I could return to the abyss as fast as possible.
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I'd choose Asian. I'm tryna be successful here.
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>>138186629
They are both going bald. Sure, they'll be rich and internet famous but they won't have it in them to grow a full head of hair without having to implant some 'betas' hair.

Enjoy that, Paul brothers.
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>>138187002
>Burger shitting his pants.

WOW Big fucking deal.
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>>138186776
Same.
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A white woman, no doubt, don't even have to think about it

Really as long as I'm a woman I'm ok with that.
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>>138186629
there are literally programs to give niggers a fast pass to sucess.
a black guy will get a job over an equally or higher qualified white.
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>>138190401
height doesn't matter if they are both fags
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>>138186629
White privilege was earned by not being like those ooga-booga barbarians
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>>138186629
There is no lottery in DNA, you get a mix of your father and mother. Sucks to be you if either one of them wasn't white. But you only deserve what you get.
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>>138186715
Don't you have innocents to knife, Muhammed?
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>>138186629
There is literally no better option than a white female. You can do anything you want, you will never be held responsive for your actions, basically it's like white male's life with all of his rights but without any of his obligations.
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I'd pick white female, hopefully I'd be attractive
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>>138186776
I would but I don't wanna be fugged, Wut do?
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>>138186715
t. maghrébin rageux.
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>>138190401
>>138195175
>Implying that 6'2 and 6' aren't manlets
>Implying that the slight tan they got isn't the reflex of their sub-Saharan ancestry
>Implying that the absence of a clear six pack isn't a signal of extremely low T
>Implying that their degenerate shorts isn't a signal of Jewish degeneracy

(((/pol/)))
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>>138195706
Be lesbian for even more progressive points.
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>>138186629
White woman, want to try this on easy mode.
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>>138187754
Muslim faggot detected, flag checks out.
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>>138186629

which country am i being born in?
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>>138186629
Having a personal preference DOES NOT make that preference privileged.

I prefer myself the way I am DESPITE white people being the most discriminated against on earth.
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>>138186715
Bougnoul.
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>>138188844
Europeans are on average the tallest people on earth, are you this fucking retarded Ahmed?
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>>138186629

Depends where I am born. South Africa sucks for whites.

If we are playing the numbers, then sure, be white, since most whites live in white countries with decent to great standard of livings.
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>>138195912
Stfu Himler larper, neck yourself
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>>138186629
I would come back as a Swiss Jew.
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>>138186629

I pick an alpha coon with many inches of peen so I can have all the american women at my feet.

>the game is on easy mode
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>>138186629
No, I'd pick white female. Slut around, find some retarded semi-rich whites to marry and then immediately divorce, and live happy life enjoying alimonies.
They get everything for free, never having to put any effort at anything in their entire lives.
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>>138186629
I would be arabian-chinese and then become a ninja assassin.
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>>138186629
OP is a lazy, worthless bitch who thinks other people who have worked their asses off to succeed, got to where they got by being fucking white. You are scum. Go get a job you worthless fucker, instead of trying to justify freeloading on the internet you worthless piece of shit.
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>>138195706
You can be Queen, fuck rich old perverts with strapon and piss on their faces.
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>>138186629
Are you kidding me man? I'd prefer to be a how white bitch so I could stream vydia half naked and rake in good money from all the kissless virgins out there. I wouldnt even need to camwhore for real.
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>>138189858
t. triggered subhuman
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>>138196678
I hate socialists with a fucking passion...
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>>138189858
Don't you have a car to burn you worthless camel jockey. Go fuck a goat.
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>>138186846
>"twinks"
Take your gay porn bullshit somewhere else, gay faggot
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>>138186629
>Doesn't that prove that there is at least some white male privilege?

No, one look at recorded history of achievement and looks one would pick White male.
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>>138189238
You already are a nigger. You admit to wanting things handed to you.
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>>138186629
>wouldn't you pick fucking white and fucking male?
Nigger please, i'll pick fucking jew and fucking male. Rumors say they have more privilege.
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I would pick white male even though as a white male I have to deal with allergies and psoriasis
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Hot white lesbian. Only answer if you're not a complete faggot.
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>>138186629
They are both tiny DYEL. How are they lottery winners?
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>>138197067
>not experiencing pregnancy
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>>138186629
>he thinks those 2 video buffoons with cartoonish faces are good looking
what are you a 13 years old girl?
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>>138197225
good facial aesthetic

when they are older they can get bigger. right now they are guaranteed slammin tons o' puss
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>>138186629
I think I would pick Japanese or Korean and be female. In Asia, it is still common for the guys to go to work and women stay at home. Raising kids would be hell for the first few years of their lives, but after that... EASY
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>>138186629
I would pick to be a Jap male or a white male. Why? Because these people at least have a culture not like niggers.
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>>138186629
white man again ofc, fuk these beta losers who cant handle the heat
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>>138196660
>so and so is a lazy, worthless bitch who thinks other people who have worked their asses off to succeed
Nice meme, shithead. You are most definitely a worthless faggot who only got anything because our fucked system gave it to your undeserving garbage ass. Like many others.
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>>138197388
Japan is hell for salaryman
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>>138186629
I'd pick jew. The only race that gets to be openly nationalist. The highest IQ. Not sure if I would go woman or man though.
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>>138197357
Have you seen how many ugly blobs have children? You don't need to look like a gayboy to get laid.

Meanwhile they are wasting the best and easiest times of their lives to get big if that's what they apparently care about.
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>>138186629
Is it better to be born white than anything else? Yes. In the same fashion, is better to be born human than chimp. Desire this, it's better dead than red. Now go make yourself the only kind of good Marxist, faggot.
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>>138197508
depends. japanese jobs are not uniformly awful

americans meanwhike have their dicks cut off, pay 50 percent taxes to niggers, get stabbed, and have to have sex with aurochs as their water is poisoned with estrogens
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>>138189858
>Sees obesity levels for Mexico
>Sees Mexicon immigration increasing in US
>Sees how obesity increase correlates with increasing Mexicans in US
>Blacks in US are the most obese people in the western world
>Europeans are slim on average
Really noodled my moodles
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>>138197383
that's great way to lose your teeth and hair
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>>138197700
i never said that
what i am saying is i put ib my effort, i get my fill and more, usually

meanwhile they do very little and slam the 10/10 virgin effortlessly

dont be sour grapes. they are legit good looking and their life probably rocks. juat admit it
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>>138198031
My life would probably rock more if I were a girl and I could get free government-issued test.
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>>138186629
>OP the gay nigger would reincarnate to become me.
Fuck what a fucking moron. The obvious answer is whiny domineering Jewess. They objectively have life the easiest.
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I did pick full southern-European white male
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>>138198295
are you incel? why would you even want that?

you are a virgin, thats why you hate e chads in ops pic

no one with balls would want to be a woman. not because its awful, but because it is inatinctually the opposite of what you want
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>>138186629
I'd pick half asian half white female if I was going to live in this society.

>white genes
>pussy pass
>asian parent to offset growing up a total shithead for having said pussy pass
>nonwhite progressive stack + woman status among leftists (can claim bisexuality for bonus points)
>white enough for traditionalists
>literally nothing actually playing an active hinderance to career prospects.
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>>138186629

because I'd pick white and trap.
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>>138198448
Can you read the thread? I clearly stated I like being a white male and that I'd bargain maybe for no gyno and a foreskin.

I didn't say I'd bargain for looking gay or skipping leg day.
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>>138198448

This

just imagine having to fuck on your knees ... that's humiliating
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>>138197067
>Hot white lesbian
>not a complete faggot
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>>138198679

>and a foreskin.


AHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGHAH KIKE'D

YOUR FORESKIN WAS UNIRONICALLY USED BY SOME KIKE CORPORATION TO TEST FACIAL CREAM FOR WYMIN AHHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>138186629
I'd like to be reborn as a male Japanon.
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>>138186629
I would be a white woman desu
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>>138186776
It's exactly why there is such a trans epidemic going on right now.

In order to excel as a man you have to be funny, smart, wealthy, 9/10 looks at least and extremely independent. As a woman you have to be pretty. If you have a personality you're pretty much considered a Goddess.
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>>138187051
The hot middle Eastern woman are those who stand in the blistering sun while wearing a completely black spooky ghost costume
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>>138197433
You are a fucking scum, a lazy worthless faggot looking for a handout. You have never put in a day of hardwork in, in your life and you never will. What I meant by worthless, asshole, is you have been reduced to crying nee begging for relief from your own propensity to be a mouthy lazy shithead. I bet you probably want universal basic income too, right? You're trying to justify some kind of hand out. The best thing, for me, is the knowledge while I'm enjoying all the fruits my hard work has rewarded me with, you will be flipping burgers or telemarketing or spanging outside the Salvation Army with the other greasy, lazy, homeless bums. Enjoy Skid Row faggot, kek.
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>tfw my elbow skin is more sensitive than an americlap's penis

this CANNOT be fabricated man, literal Israel lap dogs
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>>138195426
>you will never be held responsive for your actions
This is not a positive
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Can I take over someone's body who is currently living? If so, I choose to be my wife so I can finally give myself a proper blowjob.
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>>138195706
You'll want it once all that estrogen starts working its magic on your little girl brain.
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>>138198359
That movie was nothing but Jewish circle jerking and congratulatory masturbation.
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>>138188844
Say that to my face, Eurocuck. Or just go fuck yourself in the ass with your dildo or whatever you Frenchies do. Also I'm 6'2.
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>>138198031
>what i am saying is i put ib my effort, i get my fill and more, usually
Work
/pol/
lol
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>>138186629
White woman with a pregnancy kink. Beautiful
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>>138199707

it's not your wife's fault pham, the problem is that american penises have less nerve endings than a frostbit foot
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>>138199223
>YOUR FORESKIN WAS UNIRONICALLY USED BY SOME KIKE CORPORATION TO TEST FACIAL CREAM FOR WYMIN AHHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The only good thing the jew has done for me. I am much too OCD for smegma, fucking gross.
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ashkenazi jew subvert and destroy my people from the inside
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>>138200013

>amerilard never heard of a bath before

cannot make this juden slave up
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>>138195706
You can be ugly.
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>>138199353
>If you have a personality you're pretty much considered a Goddess.
If they have even an ounce of intelligence, a pretty woman is damn near untouchable.

If I could be reincarnated, I'd come back as a golden retriever owned by a white upper middle class family. Can you imagine a happier life than that?
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>>138187051
just remember to shave your monobrow every other day
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>>138186776
You would be retarded and make yourself miserable though.
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>>138186629
black male
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this is too tragic man, I would never forgive my parents for selling my foreskin to the semitic overloards
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If you think about it, this entire thing has gone completely mental. Just imagine what this would all look like without the internet medium between us. First, one guy shows everyone a picture, then everybody else begins laughing and parroting phrases back and forth. Everybody in a room, just repeating shit over and over, "Me too thanks!" "Me too thanks!" Then someone takes the picture, and draws something else on top of it: usually something we can all recognize from before. And everybody laughs and parrots the same phrase again, "O shit waddup" "90kg projectile!" "Me too thanks!" If you imagine it, it looks like we're all in an insane asylum. In fact, that's really all we do here: just drive each other insane. We keep repeating the same shit over and over until one person finally snaps, and everybody agrees and moves onto something else. Then the whole fucking cycle repeats itself. We're all stuck in the Loony Bin and nobody can escape because we just keep feeding into each other's crippling mental illness. And I don't know if I can fucking take it anymore, one of these days I'm just going to lose every last bit of san- Lol I mean me too thanks.
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>>138186629
The only real options are white or Jew, but since I don't prefer burial over cremation, I'm gonna go with white.

>>138186776
Then you've missed the core of the story.
>be genetically predisposed to weakness in all of its forms, physical, mental and spiritual
>have your options limited to
>>taking care of your physique and trying to land the richest, nicest guy you can
>>killing yourself at 40 when your insides have dried up and you realize money and prestige mean jack shit when you have no family

>>138190703
I've met a few of them. They're not happy.
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>>138187002

Useless shit story aside, I agree. Those 2 dudes are not impressive
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>>138186776

Yeah, honestly. I want to say Jap male so I can live out my slice-of-life weeabo fantasy but I know that being a nip is knowing true suffering so I'll pick the safe choice and be a white girl from a rich Mormon family from Utah.
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>>138189168
How about you secrete some IQ you brain dead retard.
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>>138187051
>Hot
>Middle Eastern woman

Pick one
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>>138187335
>Faggot detected
>Chooses to be a woman

Just get your surgery already.
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>>138187002
>american bowels
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>>138200013
Have you had your teeth pulled out to save brushing them too?

Same thing lol. Plus sliding foreskin back and washing under it with a palmful of water is even faster..
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>>138201922
That's fucking brilliant!
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>>138186629
A black ogre. I'd bring back the horde.
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>>138186629
>what is leg day
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>>138200623
Me too thanks!
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>>138187781
The testosterone that comes in vials you have to inject to your body doesn't count leaf.
In case any happening should actually happen, you'd have the most interesting PCT I've seen.
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I'd pick to be a cute asian boy so I don't have to deal with the niggers and jews in white countries any longer.
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>>138186629
Asian woman for life on easy mode with some beta cuck.
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>>138186629
>everyone wants to be you
>you can't be you, because it's unfair
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I'd come back as a boon, they get paid their entire lives to drink, fuck and get high, all in the sunny aussie climate.

It's a 60 year all-expenses-paid holiday.
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>>138186629
Any kind of attractive woman. Fuck going through life hard mode again.
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>>138186776
>>138187051
>>138187558
>>138189638
>>138190703
>>138195515
>>138196039
>>138197067
>>138199338
>>138203500

anyone choosing female is fucking stupid.

peeing sitting down, PERIODS
smaller, weaker, can't walk alone at night, hit on all the time, can't travel alone in dangerous areas/countries

you are basically prey, and then pregnancy means sitting on your ass going insane for a year.

also...lets face it, your IQ is going to go down and you become emotionally unstable
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>>138186629
I'd pick asian female
for, uh, reasons
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>>138203942
ease of life balances it all out
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>>138204174
giving up your manliness to be lazy? anyone who would do that was never a man in the first place, just a lazy piece of shit.

"i just want a man to take care of me!"
youd give up your autonomy and freedom so you can sit on your ass? liberal trash
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>>138186629
Look at all these nu-male faggots picking woman, this is the state of modern man folks. They would rather choose an easy life even if it makes them objectively weaker mentally and physically, with less willpower, less self sufficiency and self dependence, etc. How can you expect to fix the west if the average male doesn't even revere the gift that is masculinity.
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>>138186776
Until you hit 30 then you are fucked.
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>>138204888
Only if you didn't manage to marry-divorce some idiot or at least accuse him of rape.
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>>138204763
its just movies and tv showing women who can fight and beat up 5 men who are twice their weight.

in reality 90 percent of men could beat up the top 10 female fighters

but kids arent getting out into reality anymore, too many smartphones, which I think you should have to be 18 to own one
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>>138205389
More like 30% anymore
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>>138186629
OP that's not entirely true. In fact, it's not true at all.

You're showing two wealthy white men. Your next life can start and you could possibly be born in a crack house, to a heorin addicted mother and missing father.

It's a WEALTH privilege.
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>>138205233
You rarely see a older divorced woman who looks happy.
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>>138204763
http://www.zmescience.com/other/feature-post/china-gender-imbalance-243423/

>implying you arent independent as fuck as a han chinese female picking her husbando so you can sell gutteroil together as a cutthroat merchant couple
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>>138197700
Hit the gym you bitter fatty, you're so transparent
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>>138186629
>shorts pulled up to show off no quads
These guys need to get on /fit/
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>>138198359
Ezra?
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>>138204638
I'm male but I wouldn't call myself a man and I don't mean in those LGBT autism terms.

I'm just a little bitch boy and it would be easier for me to be a girl because a weak man isn't a man.
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>>138186629
I will be woman to see what is the feeling of having pussy.
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>>138187051
>Algerian woman in France
You better get used to sucking black dick.
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>>138186629
Depends what country. In America in 2017 being a white woman is the peak of privilege that no one in all of history has enjoyed.
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>>138187051
You're fucking retarded to want to be a woman in the middle east. Obvious bait
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>>138186629
Yes I would
because whites are the prettiest. also i am a weightlifter aswell and i would want the muscles back, so man.
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>>138186629
I would pick black male, they are mostly in shape (due to generation of slave work) they are cool and most of all they get ALL the good looking whites bitches.
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>>138186776
>I would be a women

I instantly feel better about myself that a bunch of indoctrinated tweens on 4chan think this is an amazing idea.
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>>138187754
Do you have internet in Calais?
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>>138188924
Seems boring
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>>138211309

A challenger appears.
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>>138211340

>mostly in shape

>t. Kamala the African Giant
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>>138186629
Honestly, I might actually pick female, though I'm not sure what race. Probably white - while I'm not racist, I also acknowledge the reality that white people have it easier than people of other races, and, well, I want an easy life.

But otherwise, I've been a guy my whole life - as in, I'm biologically male and have always felt biologically male - but if that life is over and I get to pick a new life, it might be fun to try something different.
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>>138186629
I think I would still want to be a white male, even though it's very hard with society and the legal system being structured against us. Also we are the most hated even though we have done the most for the world.

I'd be tempted to pick Asian just because (for now) they are the majority in their own countries and are not expected to bend over backwards for foreigners. Although it's not very likely that they will remain free indefinitely. I'm sure it's just a matter of time before the mind disease of liberalism and cuckoldry sets in, especially if their ruling classes see it as advantageous.

If you pick any equatorial or sub-equatorial population you will have a double digit IQ, and even though you would be the majority you will never be in charge because of that double digit IQ
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>>138186715
France = New Nigera. Yes, we can all tell you're black.
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Male / german.

You non nazi faggot...
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I think being Polish in Poland would be cool, or maybe a Chinese in one of those island city states they've got.

Being Southern is great except for our (((original sin)))
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>>138186629
>got to pick your gender and race

Implying I can't change my gender and race w/ just using my feelings at a moments notice ;)
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Jewish male

I'd pick the same thing except more handsome, think Jared Kushner or Peter Thiel. The benefits looks will give you can never even amount to the benefits of being really intelligent and attractive but not Jake paul chad.
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>>138203500
This

I'd go for model-tier white woman.
I'd settle down with a rich provider and enjoy life on EZ mode.
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Bonobo monkey.
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>>138212257
>Drugged up porch monkey
try again
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there's no way life is harder with tits and a pretty face
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>>138186776
this this this this
If life were a video game, selecting 'white woman' would be equivalent to setting the difficulty to 'casual'
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>>138198371
Something tells me you don't mean my demographic.
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I'd definitely be white again, because anything else massively increases your chance of being born in a poor shithole like China, Africa, etc.
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Well there it is.

You just admitted privileged is genetic, as if it wasn't earned through thousands of generations of sacrifice in harsh climates, while shitskin races spent their days near the equator picking fruits off of the nearest tree.
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>>138186629
fuck that, id become a WH40K space ork
Immune to bullets, almost nothing to take me down in Terms of modern weapons except AT Equipment
And then id be looking for Antifa 24/7
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Would want to be a white female so i wouldn't have to do shit
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>>138186629
I'd pick being a white female
>Only have to do light cardio 3 times per week to stay in shape, unlike men who have to hold strict diets and lift heavy to be considered attractive
>create a patreon
>copy and paste moderate /pol/ memes that other people came up with
>collect shekels
>Get into any cool engineering program through affirmative action
>If the career option doesn't work out just find some rich bloke who will take me out on his yacht and i'll get to enjoy a wealthy lifestyle anyway
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>>138186629
When I die, in my new life my dad won't be a shitskin and me and my mom still be white.
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>>138213913
>wanting to take dick
I guess we all expose our inner desires.
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