>Haven't been to church in a year >Today i decide

>>138163880
Maybe you shouldn't go to church in a Che shirt

>>138163880
bahaha i hope they burn you at the stake

I hate when they lay a big guilt trip on you for showing up.

>>138163880
you're gonna get lynched.
your community hates you.
go to church.

>go to church
>Bishop says that Europe is killing itself with foreign invaders and the US is also on a path to collapse
>says that we need to build strong families now and form a tight community because we will have a leading role in rebuilding from the ashes of America
>after he finishes speaking invites me to a barbecue at his house
>other ward members are there
>including the sheriff of the next town, manager of the Amazon warehouse nearby, and gunsmith for the largest gunshop in the area

>have an IQ over 80
>don't go to church because god doesn't real
feels enlightened man

>>138163880
>priest cracks joke toward strangers during a sermon

I thought I was the only one this happened to. I went to mass for the first time ever in my life and the priest made fun of my hair. Everybody was laughing at me. I felt really uncomfortable and left

>>138164399
Praise the Lord

Also, good that you go to see a Bishop preach.

>>138164505
BTFO

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>>138164504

This post reads like pottery

>>138164504
>Be walking, talking example of Dunning-Kruger effect
>Equate all religion to belief in imaginary beings because actually a brainlet
>Never devote yourself to any sort of higher ideal or moral principle
>Continue to slide further into degeneracy as you smugly insist on your own moral superiority

You don't have the faintest idea what it means to be enlightened.

>>138163880

>Go to church
>It smells like old people
>Seats are uncomfortable
>They ask me to kneel like several times
>Priest reads verses from the Bible.
>Then they start doing this weird chant and flinging water all over everyone
>Ask me to kneel one more fucking time I dare you
>Time to eat the lords flesh and drink his blood
>The fuck is going on here
>Get in line and wait my turn
>Get some tasteless wafer thing that dissolves in my mouth
>Gives me a goblet of wine and I start chugging it
>Priest goes Aherm
>I'm gulping the whole glass down
>Slam it on the table
>That was pretty good wine got anymore old man?
>You shouldnt drink to much of the lords blood my son
>Fuck that I want some more
>Start chowing down on all the wafer things while saying fuck the lord
>Get asked to not come back

>>138164399
Never happened

>>138165225
>>https://www.reddit.com

Don't come back.

>>138165597
This, please dont come back

>>138165045
>read
>pottery
allmywat.jpg

>>138164504
>votes for Bernie cause white people are evil

>>138163880
how did he know, what did you do?

>>138163880
Take a shower.

>>138164399
>Lying on the internet

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>go to church for the first time in life
>have a panic attack because scared of God's wraith

>Check out mormon church
>Love the ideas
>like the bishops and their teachings
>the people though
>all of them there like they were being obligated
>all of them with their fake smiles

seeking salvation my ass, they were all expecting god to come down from the sky and solve all their problems, fuck them