I'm so ashamed of my country. >we don't have France's

>>138091530
your highways are really good though

>>138091530
we have aunt Merkel and hundred thousands of negro parasites and islamic criminals and terrorists
we are the AIDS of europe

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>>138091530
>Austria's sense of humor

>>138091530
we are damn good at genocides.

and when europe calls for help, we will answer

>>138091530
you have the best gay parties in berlin though, along with really cute accents

>tfw no german bf

>>138092015
help

>>138092081
>tfw no german bf

How soon can you be in Munich :^)

You are a pathetic arse bandit though. So not all bad news, eh?

>>138091530
At least you are not russian

>>138092294
>arse bandit

This is basically correct.

>>138092156
fuck off britbong, you are no longer a part of europe

>>138092204
24 hours by car

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>>138091530
All space programs and intercontinental ballistic missiles originate from your country, plenty of famous composers and philosophers were German. Stop your whining kraut, you've got plenty to be proud of. Now stop ruining it all and revolt! (Peacefully, through democratic means..)

>>138092619

You know they've invented air travel a while ago, right?

>>138091530
Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Goethe, Kant ...
>we don't have France's culture
>we don't have Italy's art
Are kidding me?

>>138091530
We have the bast past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa-_MTrsLA4

>>138091530
german bro you have a solid manufacturing base which makes quality goods from cards to buildings.

as we say in the uk "Vorsprung Durch Technik"

>>138091530
nice try, Özgür

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>>138091530
Your people are disperesed all over the continent from europe to the middle east to asia. Caucasus germans, baltic german, volga germans and many many more. A people not bound by a nation but by their common language and their common history. be proud of this... aaand they're gone

>>138092081
Of course leave it to old brazil to fag it up.

>>138092204

I take my words back Kraut. Don't be proud, march in some pride rally and submerge yourself in degeneracy. Bye bye!

>>138091900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR3bDVj_Bxc

>>138091530
You know back during the days of the German Empire Germany won more Nobel Peace Prizes then Russia, France, the UK, and the US *combined.

>>138092688
Yeah, but I couldn't find any flights departing today :(

>>138093023

I don't like parades.

>>138091530
Jesus, did the kikes completely broke you? Don't be such a cuck.

>>138092821
>cards

Give me some quality cards Hans!

>>138093108

Yeah, but those were all Jews.

>>138091530
You should be, OP. neck your kraut ass now.

>>138091530
Shitty pasta, Antifa cuck.

Sage

>>138093130
>Don't be such a cuck.

Don't tell me what I can't do.

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>>138091530

We have beer, Schweinebraten, women with big boobs, we are good at playing soccer and we rule Europe economically. What else do you want, Kevin?

>>138093226
>Don't tell me what I can't do.

You can't be straight Hans.

>>138093289
>Schweinebraten
I'm a vegetarian.

>>138093023
>"fag it up"
>unironically being homophobic in 2017

homosexuals are the most redpilled creatures in this world

>>138093331

I see what you did there and it gave me a boner.

>>138093399

This is literally the truth. Breeders are basically omega sissy cucks into femdom.

Who still whorships vagina in this day and age? Who?

>>138093179
Check that again the Jews are only good at stealing other people inventions (((Albert Einstein)))

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>I'm so ashamed of my country
you are like a little pizella , watch me...
>flag related

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>>138093289
>and we rule Europe economically.

and abuse this fact to run the whole continent into the ground

All those islamic bloodbaths which are nothing but the tip of the iceberg? All your doing. Fuck krauts. Fuck 'em up their kraut asses. But not literally Portuguese faggot.

>>138091530

>We have German humor.
>We have deutsche gründlichkeit.
>We have waste seperation.
>We have lederhosen.
>We have Angela Merkel
>We have Til Schweiger

Seriously: German beer is on of the best beers in the worlds.

>>138093534
sissy cucks, as you said

Homosexuals in the bedroom:
>"Oh yeah fuck me daddy"

Heterosexuals in the bedroom:
>"Yeah, you like that bitch?"

Homosexuals on the street:
>"I'm sorry, but I don't think your requests for "gender equality" are what you are making them seem to be. As someone with no stake in the game, I'm telling you they are unfair, for the following reasons: (...)"

Heterosexuals on the street:
>"H-Hello ma'am, having a fine day? C-Can I help you with anything? C-Can I buy you a drink? You look absolutely g-gorgeous today! I l-love you!"

Homosexuals are degenerates in the bedroom.
Heterosexuals are degenerates in real life.

>>138093779
>German beer is on of the best beers in the worlds.

Belgian beer would like to have a word with you.

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>Canada's social cohesion...
How many times has Quebec almost quit now?

>>138092015
yeah, in white genocide.

>>138092891

He's right though. Germans are one of the most barbaric people of the worlds.

Also Turkroaches dress better than Germans in general - at least in Germany.

>>138091530
All memes aside, you still have a solid manufacturing industry. You're arguably the only country in Western Europe who can claim that. Much better than our (((service-based economy))).

>>138093957

Anon, are you a size queen though? I gotta be honest with you, I'm not exactly hung. But at least I'm uncut :^)

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>>138093157

>>138091530
you have national socialism... go back to your roots. make Germany great again!

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>>138093399
>homosexuals are the most redpilled creatures in this world

>>138091530
You do have German engineering though.

>>138091530

If you are ashamed of your country, please kys for a favor of your country.

>>138094340

Guy on the left looks gay, but the guy on the right is gorgeous.

>>138091530
Because you're the most balanced people in the world. You might not be the best at any of those things, but you have every one of them. Except Humor. But your lack of humor is also hilarious.

>>138091530
Don't worry, Hans, Ahmed is going to kill you all soon. You're about to get browned very soon.

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>>138091530
kill yourself.
sage

>>138091530
because they dont have our autism!

>>138094251
t.turk

>>138091855
No, worse, cancer of Europe. The cancer is spreading too. We may have to build a wall around Germany to keep them contained.

>>138093968

If you like Beligan beer better that is fine with me. But German beer is still one of the best beers in the world.

This is something like "is French or Italian cuisine better?". Both are pretty good so it's just a matter of personal taste.

>>138091530
>Newfags falling for this pasta
And while we are at it
> I am still waiting for my fucking gibs, Mark. Get to work.

>>138094650
No. Just admit that most Germans dress horrible.

>>138091530
>you don't have Poland

>>138094288
I care more about your body germanon, but yes, I am a size queen, although I don't exclusively go for hung guys

>>138094340
1 - You can find pictures like that of any type of person you want, so that proves nothing by itself
2 - Good job posting 2 well-kept guys who pay more attention to their health than most heterosexuals, demonstrating that they know the body is a temple that must be kept and maintained, unlike so many other breeders
3 - Refugees should be welcome, that's not something that you can really argue from a moral standpoint. The problem is the way they're being welcome in Europe, and them supporting that can be explained by too much compassion vs critical thinking abilities

So what exactly were you trying to prove?

>>138091530
Prussia had the best army in Europe, they beat the shit out of Austria, Maria Theresa got BTFO pretty bad desu

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>>138091530
All of those things remind me of something...

>>138092204
>Glockenbachschwuchtel
geh dich aufhängen

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Germany has some of the best moral philosophers, but also a predilection to dominate its equals.

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>>138093653

Sitting on my couch after having Schweinebraten as dinner. I'm now watching Bundesliga in tv and drinking cold German beer while my big-boobed gf gives me head. I couldn't care less about what you say.

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>>138091530
>France's culture

France's culture of ??? What bagels ? You lose nothing to them in literature or science.

>Italy's art
Mozart belongs to you right ?

>Britain's scientific and militaristic history...
You brought them to heels... twice. Also if you want history think about HRE and their victories (Frederick Barbarossa marching down the Lombard Leage etc.)

>America's economic fantasy
For a country so small you have more than enough. One thing about America is it is so goddamn big. Don't try to compare them punch-by-punch

>Japan's work ethic
You also don'T have Japan's suicide rates that is stemming from that "ethic". Be proud and wörk !

>Canada's ... HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA

>Spain's joy
There is nothing wrong with being serious. Just buy a Spanish comedian with you money.

>Austrai's... what ?
Are they funny ?

>Switzerland's standard of living
If your country was also defended by a goddamn Alpine mountain series and be on the good side of everyone you would have something similar too. No choice make do with what you got.

Come on now cheer up weiner. Have a cool beer on this Friday. A pic to cheer you up.

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>>138095295
And yet you lurk pol, for whatever reason
Yer full of sheit lad.

>>138091530
Cry poor Hans

>>138095360
B-based ottoman, i-is that you?
Will you bring Doom and destruction to filthy wh*Tes and Ar*Ans ?

>>138095295
Enjoy your sweaty millionaires playing a kid's game Dieter but remember, big boobs don't count when the belly's bigger.

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>>138095441

Bundesliga got boring. Lewandowski didn't deliver :^)

>>138091530

Go back to turkey.

>we don't have france's culture
Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, the great painter adolf hitler, need I go on
>we don't have Italy's art
Art is more than painting shit and quite frankly art isn't all that important in the lon run
>we don't have Britain's scientific and military history
You invented the submachine gun, jet airplane, the modern assault rifle, the hybrid car, the V2 Rocket (first rocket capable of breaking through the earths atmosphere) the electric drill and the MP3 player. As for military feats you took more of Russia then any foreign invader since the fucking huns, you won the 7 years war despite literally having all of Europe against you, you defeated france in the Franco Prussian war, You stopped the advance of the huns with the romans despite being out numbered and you conquered all of mainland Europe in roughly 3 years.
>we don't have America's economic power
You are unofficial head of the EU which has a bigger GDP then the US
> We don't have Japan's work ethics
I wont ever grace that with a response
> We don't have Canada's social cohesion
Yes because some of you aren't happy with the sand niggers that the bitch merlke let it, good on you mate
>We don't have Spain's joe of life
Yes because the most important quality of country is to be happy while there children are slaughtered in the streets
>we don't have Austria's sense of humor
That's because Austria's sense of humor is about as intelligent as a 5 year old sense of humor. Honestly the real reason germans don't laugh is because no else but them is smart enough to get their humor and everything else is shit compared to that.
>We don't have Switzerland's stand of living
That's because you let in a horde of rapists, get rid of them and you'll be fine. If you need to feel good about yourself put them in camps and slowly lower their numbers.
>Why even live
Because you are a member of the most superior race on earth, the Germanic European. Pull the dildo out fight for your people.

>>138094507
>. Except Humor.

Is is pathetic of me to screencap posts praising me for my humor?

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>>138095441
That hurts.

no its not KEK!

>>138091530
KEK

>>138095040
>I care more about your body

http://imgur.com/a/ol5Hx

I don't work out, but I go for a run 3 - 4 times a week.

>>138095295
> german
> having a gf who's not whoring around on erasmus
I'm pretty sure at this point that german chicks only get boyfriends when they're about to fuck off from germany
Like when they inevitably get cumdumped up to their tits and sent the fuck back to germoney as a broken mess, there's some omegamale they can crawl to.
Smart girls, them germans

FUHRER COME BACK.

>>138095664
>Watching football, ever
Is it as boring as watching so-called e-sport?

>>138094026
They're taking turns genociding different races.

>>138095360

It depends on if you are talking about Germany in general, including it's history or it's current state.

If you are talking about Germany's current state OP is somewhat right though.

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>Be Merkel
>Go visit german cities to generate voters
>tfw counter-demonstrators are louder
Bwahahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu3vqCKhOYI

>>138095965
>OP is somewhat right though.

Thank you. Feels good to be acknowledged.

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>>138095780
>sticking out ribcage

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>>138091530
Why are Germans such a humourless people? Why are they constantly butthurt and lack banter of any kind?

Is it cultural? Genetic?

>>138091530
>we don't have Austria's art
>we don't have Austria's scientific and military history
>we don't have Austria's economic power
>we don't have Austria's work ethics
>we don't have Austria's social cohesion
>we don't have Austria's joy of life
>we don't have Austria's sense of humor
>we don't have Austria's standards of living
fixed that for the next thread, my turkish friend

>>138091530
axo, und du bist ne schwuchtel!

>>138096051

Ribs are highly erotic. Eve was made out of one.

Why do you hate Creation, anon?

>>138091530
Fuck off cuck. You're like the second or third most powerful country in the world.

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>>138091530
>we don't have Japan's work ethics

Thank god. Why would you want to work 12 hours a day?

>>138094666
Germany > sweden

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>>138096146
You're god damn right!

>>138095780
>http://imgur.com/a/ol5Hx
Weak minded people like you are the reason our country is a mess today. Get big or get rekt KEK

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>>138091530
>>we don't have Britain's scientific and military history
Pathetic

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>>138096185
>Why would you want to work 12 hours a day?

Wörk is life.

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>>138096127
>he believes desert stories

OP is suicide Achmed.
Sometimes be posts threads like this or in threads about Germany and baits for (yous) with his cuck posting/shilling against Germany.

Learn to spot him and inform other anons.

>>138096185
>Ancap asking why people want to be more productive and make more money
hmmm really made me think

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>>138091530
But you have Hitler's heritage.
> pic related

>>138096262

Muscle mass is not aesthetic at all.

>>138091530
just watched "Superstau". then see this shit. i'm smiling, the way i'll smile, when telling my grandchildren about these crazy times.

>>138096146
not really by any metric.
Economically it would be China and militarily it would be Russia.

Germany would be lucky to make the top 5 in economics and top 15 in military.

>>138096357

Why are you mocking me, anon? Why can't we all just get along?

you have excellent fetish porn

>>138096262
>get big or get rekt
homoerotic bodybuilding is not white

>>138091530
But you have doner kebab

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>>138091530
>And germany is no longer for germans
Germany is for iraqis, syrians, turks and afrikans ;)

Kulturkampf when?

>>138096413
>you have excellent fetish porn

It's basically a family business here.

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>>138096334
>gets one punched in a street fight
If you don't have at least 16 inch biceps, you wouldn't survive the race war.

>>138094521
Oh look it's Mr. 56% white. When germany reaches that level, you guys will be blacked 100%.

>>138095780
That's fine Hanz, I bet you're a qt 3.14 irl. Why don't you already have a bf?

>>138096109
We also don't have perverts. That Fritzl guy and his basement were pure Austria.

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>>138096109
>we don't have Hungary's art
>we don't have Hungary's scientific and military history
>we don't have Hungary's economic power
>we don't have Hungary's work ethics
>we don't have Hungary's social cohesion
>we don't have Hungary's joy of life
>we don't have Hungary's sense of humor
>we don't have Hungary's standards of living
fixed that for the next thread, my bosnian-dispora friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LvC9WkkQ

>>138096515

Only poor people fight in the streets. For the entertainment of the rich.

Thank you for your service.

>>138096515
>he thinks bicep size has anything to do with punching power
confirmed keyboard warrior

>>138091530
you live to provide mama merkel with the means to feed all of syria on her teat

>>138096561
>I bet you're a qt 3.14 irl

I do get hit on, but I'm not a model, I've been called a butterface on here before :^)

>>138096581
> we don't have anything
fixed that for you, my poortrash plumber subhuman

>>138096605
>he's mad that he's low-test meaning he can't get gains
SAD!

>>138091530

>you have Turkey's Roaches
>you have Africa's shitskins
>you have Arabia's Muslims
>you have sexy mummy Merkel
>you have your people's natural robotic behaviour turned full Leftist
>you have delightful, unpunished riots
>your women wear out more niggers than King Leopold of Belgium
>your people are Russian rape babies

What's not to like? You can still look down on Albanians, at least those you've not adopted....

>>138096696

I'm high-test, I masturbate. A LOT.

In fact I'm masturbating right now.

>>138091530
>we don't have Canada's social cohesion
haha fuck off, we hate each other

>>138096661
>we are nothing without germany
fixed that for you, my german-in-denial "aryan" friend

>>138096774

This is a lie. Canadians are the most civilized Westerners I've ever met.

>>138096609
Well, it does.
Lifting gives you bigger forearms, tones your body, etc.

Why do you think UFC fighters and boxers have big arms? To block, and it significantly increases your punching power.

When I was 16, my dad had huge arms (18 inch I think) and when he cornered me in a wall for sparring, I could literally do nothing.

>>138091530
You do have economic power....

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>>138091530
Nice try Achmed

>>138095040
>demonstrating that they know the body is a temple that must be kept and maintained

Demonstrating that they are vain and care about sexually attracting other homosexuals quite likely to engage in risky sexual behavior with.

>3 - Refugees should be welcome

Should they? Why is that? Why should people from halfway across the world who arguably could have found safety in their own countries and who traveled to plenty of safe neighboring countries be welcome in germany or portugal for that matter? Please explain.

>>138096515
Only helps if you know how to fight. But yeah lifting and training a fighting sport should be mandatory now. At least do krav maga. Inb4 oy vey maga.

>>138096041

Except for German beer. But Augustiner became shitty in the last years too, so I don't know.

>>138096822
> we are nothing
fixed that for you, my cucked bbc-loving genetic trash subhuman car thieving bud

>>138096857
>When I was 16, my dad had huge arms (18 inch I think) and when he cornered me in a wall for sparring, I could literally do nothing.

That's kind of gay. I'm turned on.

>>138096646
Aw :(

At least you've got a good personality, right? And blue eyes and blonde hair?

>>138096937

That's not German beer, that's Bavarian beer :^)

>>138091530
Get a grip faggot, we need you.

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>>138091530
you might not be an anglo saxon but you are still a saxon hans,act like it,no surrender!

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>>138091530
>hating your origin so much
You're the rising why we're dying.
Just off yourself already.

>>138096301
YES GOYIM! Just sleep and WORK all the time. No free time for you, slaves!

>>138096713
Not sexy mummy Merkel
> you have DDR Merkel

>>138096878
>traveled to
traveled through

>>138096945
Well when we used to play rugby, he would chase me and my brother for miles, was scary as fuck but it made me hard (not in your gay sense).

>>138096937
Tegernseer spezial is the only answer.

>>138091530
But you have African refug ... Wait.

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>>138096959

I'm Bavarian, so my hair is brown. I do have blue eyes though.

>>138091530
Made up for it in the 30s-40s. And you have Nietzsche and Hitler. A beautiful land indeed.

>>138096228
We don't have that level of cuckholdry. We don't even have real cucksheds just german gartenhaus and kleingartenkolonie.

>>138097103
>And you have Nietzsche and Hitler.

Nietzsche contracted syphilis and Hitler ate a bullet.

>>138097093
nice clothes, faggot

>>138097093
Lift a weight before it's too late Hans

>>138097251

Thank you, my mom lays them out for me.

>>138097093
>Ikea Spiegel
That's the modern equivalent to a Fließentisch.
You also dress like the average Unterschichtler.
Off yoursel please.

>>138097093
>confirmed underage

MODS
O
D
S

>>138096942
>we have nothing
fixed that for you, my pro refugee blacked cock-riding german dick mate

I keep seeing this thread everyday

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>>138097206
>he doesn't know that Hitler escaped to Antarctica, made a rocket and colonised Mars
Wew!

>>138091530

Yeah but you have Afghanistan's rapists

>>138097311
There is nothing wrong with doing honest, manual work.
>>138097340
I'm 19, I'm just struck with the eternal babyface curse :^)

>>138097304
my mum buys better clothes than your mum then, god bless her I didn't turn into a faggot

>>138097413
>Yeah but you have Afghanistan's rapists

They only rape girls, so I'm kind of feeling left out.

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>>138091530
>we don't have France's culture
Who want this shit?

>>138097463
>I didn't turn into a faggot

There's still time!

>>138097463
Imagine being gay, how do you live with yourself?
God, i'd kms first thing if I was gay.

Your not even German though

>>138091530
Post is clearly written by a mental person. Most likely a part jewish subhuman from Southern parts, Berlin cuck or a Greek-Italian shitskin diaspora

>>138097463

Plus, my first bf was Austrian :^)

>>138096923
lol krav maga is the biggest meme tier combat style.

just hitting people in the eyes and dick.

try grappling or pugilism for self defence

>>138097081
This.
Edelstoff is still alright though.

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>>138097093
Posting pic of myself too
Hey guys what do you am i sexy?

>being this new

Youre correct adolf


kill yourself soon

>>138095694
> We don't have Japan's work ethics
>I wont ever grace that with a response

Burger who hasn't been to Germany recently or seen the quality of its exports drop confirmed. Not even industrial equipment is safe. A tire plant (German industry invest heavily in the US!) near me in SC relies on my local machinistbros to repair and modify tons of brand new fixtures and tooling that does not fucking work out of the box! It was designed by Germans with engineering degrees yet it's made usable by skilled, but not degreed, American machinists!

I've seen the old Germany in the 1980s (two years in USAFE). Even the anti-nuclear protestors were usually polite. German towns were tidy and cared for.

Now my .milbros who go back to visit German inlaws say it's turned shit and I've zero reason to doubt them.

White people are greedy as Jews, so they import mudskins for the money and ruin their cultures. WWII didn't ruin Germany, the Wirtschaftswunder did. All that delicious Roach labor became a turd in the punch bowl.

>>138091530
>why even live

To remove kebab.

>>138093421
>>138093388
>>138093179
Bring dich um, wahrscheinlich bist du Bengel noch nicht einmal Volksdeutscher, sondern ein Antideutscher Faschist, falls du doch einer bist, keine Sorge, du wirst von deinem Leide erlöst, dein Verrat hat dich aus unserer Gemeinschaft entfernt, geh in eine exotische Bimbo-Gosse und nenn dich Amerikaner du glückliche Missgeburt.

Germans did everything you just named on a greater scale and in better ways.


The Fatherland will be saved, just wait until People like me and other Patriots enter the Parliaments.
Then it will be:
Arbeitslager für Hartz-IV-Bezieher, wie dich, diesmal mit ein wenig mehr Konzentration,bitte.

youtube.com/watch?v=f6b3iLIcFWo

>>138097344
stop making shit up, you sad minimum wage polish "mall" security guard
did you forget who you are in relation to me, you little EUSSR slaveboy?
go have eat some new EUSSR dogfood we sell you, I bet you have some
> poland talking about refugees
> accepted NIGGER refugess for NO REASON as early as 2007
> nigger refugees gave 5% of polish women aids
> better not talk about it
https://www.amren.com/news/2007/01/cameroon_poet_c/
https://www.amren.com/news/2007/01/cameroon_poet_c/
https://www.amren.com/news/2007/01/cameroon_poet_c/

>>138096987

To me it's still German. But there are many decent Pilseners too.

>>138095694
Nice, anon.

>>138097480
Shave your retarded beard and wear dress, turk.

>>138097783

lmao the butthurt is REAL

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>>138091530
häng dich auf du blöder Spasti

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>>138091530
German acting like a cunt. Just kys. I'm sick of whiny cunts complaining about how thy live amongst subhuman retards. From white to black, this world is full of them. A World of fucking peasant tier zombies.

>>138097093
You are not Bavarian, you have obvious negroid features. Can be explained by recent Jewish heritage

>>138097853

Das beste Bier haben eh die kleineren Brauerein. Probier mal Ayinger (vor allem Altbairisch Dunkel) und König Ludwig.

>>138097958
KeK mein herzlichst verehrter Mohre.

>>138097783
> the parliaments
eyyyyy lmoa
retard, you need to PURGE the parliaments

>>138096878
>Demonstrating that they are vain and care about sexually attracting other homosexuals quite likely to engage in risky sexual behavior with.

Everyone is vain and everyone cares about sexuality, but more homosexuals are strong-willed enough to put effort into it than heterosexuals.
The risky sexual behaviour part is true, but that's just inherent to anal sex.

>Should they? Why is that? Why should people from halfway across the world who arguably could have found safety in their own countries and who traveled to plenty of safe neighboring countries be welcome in germany or portugal for that matter? Please explain.

Read the rest of the point you were quoting.

>>138097093
All you need is to lose the babyface Hanz. Maybe get a different haircut too, work out a little. You're not unsalvageable.

>>138098131

what did she mean by this

>>138091530
What about German composers?

>>138098215
>You're not unsalvageable.

This is a lie. I'm beyond help.

>>138098236
they're quite garbage

>>138097785
>stop making shit up, you sad minimum wage polish "mall" security guard
Muhaha, daily reminder that you will be spending most of your life working and paying taxes.
And most of these taxes will go to ME -- EU's courtesy -- you subhuman aryan filthy monster.
So while you will be busy working, I will buy myself another boat.
For your money.
Get to work, white nigger.

>>138098224
That you are ugly subhuman with low quality genetics and negroid features?

>>138097601
Butthurt Turk detected

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>>138091530
uncuck yourselves..I'm begging

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>>138098236
>What about German composers?

True, they're pretty good.

>>138094026
They did a genocide in southern Africa

>>138098211
That's what I said:
>Enter the parliaments
Either through intelligent voters or blood,
letzteres ist effektiver.

>>138098408

Oh. That. Agreed.

>>138097093
You are half slav and you also have oriental genes
(Eye part, nose, jaw part)
Kys traitor

At least we have the german guilt

>>138092410

this

>>138091530
At least you have attractive women

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>>138098370
> polack
> affording a boat

>>138091530
Yes, yes, good goyim, be ashamed of your past and country, yes, don't forget to pay a gorrillion shekels in fictional damages, yes, goy, yes, keep taking in refugees, good boy.

>>138097783

Lel. Green Party would never allow that to happen, Ronny.

>>138096475
and they will all be deported or killed - and the subhumans know that .

>>138098285
No you're not. Trust me Hanz, you're not even close to the bottom 50% that comes on here.

>>138092410
>>138098676
russians are great too, even if putin is a cuckold oligarch

why do the best countries hate themselves?

>>138094251
>Roaches dress better
Bwahahahaha

>>138098601
>You are half slav and you also have oriental genes

My full name is Lukasz Huang.

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>>138091530
>we don't have Austria's sense of humor
Austria and Germany are basically the exact same fucking country, why are you even two seperate nations?

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>>138097480
>They only rape girls, so I'm kind of feeling left out.

>>138098827

All I ever wanted is to be loved, anon. Why is love so hard to find for people like me?

>>138096515
we will have high end Konzentrationslager where we killed niggerkids and little turcs- before they become problematic

>>138098169
Das stimm. König Ludwig gibts hier tlw. vom Fass, ist echt gut. Das Altbairisch Dunkel von Ayinger gibts hier nicht.

Aus dem Ruhrgebiet gibt es gutes lokales Pilsener. Fiege mag ich z.B. ziemlich gerne.

>>138098862
mehmet, you better not be using that kid's actual name or ima find and curb stomp you

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>>138098900

Austria totally chickened out of the Great Bavarian Empire.

>>138098900
Maybe because one is the middle of the pacific ocean, dumbass.

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>>138091530
>we don't have Britain's scientific and military history
German was lingua franca for the natural sciences until the first world war you self-hating freak of nature

>>138096845
you should visit and enjoy one last time before that's all over

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>>138091530
>Britain's military history

Retard, British military history is pathetic

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>>138098694
Oh my.
I would gladly upload the picture of my boat.
After all, I live in your beloved Danzig.

So, back to the topic -- I will upload the picture of my boat if you upload the picture of yo--

Oh wait a second..
You niggers are landlocked no longer have Istra

>>138099058
SInce when jewish-negroid sissy subhumans like you can be Bavarian, Austrian or German?

>>138096996
stay mad nigger , 90% of the uk economy is driven by german management , and by the way - shut the fuck up and get a job nigger

>>138099171
it's already over
unless you're talking about visiting bumfuck nowhere forests, thanks but no thanks
you'll have controlled opposition chinks "voting" to be closer to china within a decade, and within 2 you will be some fucked up china/india hybrid
rip

>>138099311

Excellent question, glad you asked.

>>138099152
weak b8

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>>138099251
In comparison, France is truly glorious (pic related)
Same with Spain and Russia
But only an uneducated moron would take Britain as model for military history

>>138098500
Ich bin ein Taliban,
Ihr Missgeburten habt nur Kugeln aus Marzipan.

>>138091530
hahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha

>>138099097

>>138099097

>>138099097

>>138091530
You had it all. But you pushed it all away

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>>138099326
>hides flag

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>>138091530
Germany's main problem is shame. Everything else stems from that.

>>138099413

Uhm, sweetie, Britain had a massive empire spanning, like, 3/4 of the world.

>>138099351
that's a huge exaggeration, my city is pure fucking white and conservative..avoid toronto and vancouver which are a pretty small portion of a huge country

>>138091530
German music, philosophy, science and math achievements are second to none.

>>138098851

Germans wear their sandals with socks. They used to put their trousers into socks. Still better dressed.

>>138099830
anybody can shoot at savages with spears in their hands, wars in Europe are what counts

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>>138099830
Yeah, because conquering backward niggers sure is a glorious military feat

>>138091530
>we have our own culture (subjectively better)
>The Italians are yet trumped by greeks
>Britain's history is shit in comparision to us
>We are Economically much more stable
>We have german work ethic which is good enough
>CANADAS SOCIAL COHESION. what
>Spain is useless
>Austria is useless
>Switzerland are germanic jews

Get over yourself, achmed.

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>>138099413
>cherrypicks battles we lost
>hides flag
My sides.

>>138100009

I like Brits. Their contributions to science, art and philosophy are unparalleled.

>>138099171
No joke i would have loved to visit England. Now its infested with shitskins. It's not even English anymore. I swear anyone who partaked in open borders should be fkn hung.

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>>138099279

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>>138099414
Is that his latest hit?

>>138100224
name me one British philosopher of note besides Hobbes

>>138099413
>only an uneducated moron would take Britain as model for military history
ummm no sweetie
the limeys did pretty fucking well

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>>138099830
Empire so strong that they could not prevent potato niggers from gaining independence

>>138091705
AUTOBAHN

>>138099358
Look at yourself
>>138097093
>>138097093
omega posture
>>138097093
Negro-semitic shape of forehead and ears
>>138097093
no fucking shoulders
>>138097093
LOL

we beat and bully sissies like you daily where I'm from.

>>138100135
>cherrypicks battles we lost

These are wars, faggot
Not battles
Could you find as many WARS in which Britain faced a big european coalition?
Nope, actually you couldnt even find one even if you tried hard
Because Brits always cowered on the most numerous side

>>138100383
To be honest I can't really think of any British philosophers, but we do have good authors.

>>138100383
David Hume, Adam Smith, Bertrand Russell.

>>138100383
Philosophy is for abstract cunts.

>>138100383

Locke, Mill, Russell, Ayer, Bentham, Hume, and millions more.

>>138098900

Because Germany before Germany was united in 1871, it had two rivaling power centers (Wien and Berlin). This forestalled German unification until Prussia BTFO Austrians out of Germany in the German unification wars.

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>>138100475
>confederate
>got completely btfo by yanks

>>138100429

Thanks for my (You)'s <3

>>138100402
Empire/Brexit,you dildo.

>>138100571
>"Philosophy is for abstract cunts."
Average american ; /pol/. 18.08.2017

>>138091530
stop being a doofus. What about Goethe's works, or Beethoven, or any of the great castles? The forests? Germany has so much culture and history, it's a shame the modern germans are spineless cucks and refuse to defend it.

You retard. You live in one of the greatest countries on earth. Emerging after 2 world war defeats and becoming a european economic powerhouse? Only germans can do that

>>138098707
>Green Party
Sticks are prepared, hurten asses will be penetrated, at least one thing we can learn from Turks,Romanians and Africans.

>>138100224
Well, then keep that one
But don't go full retard by claiming they have a better military history than Germany, France or Spain

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>Everytime this shill pasta gets posted, which is almost everyday, people just hop on
Kys, all of you.

>>138091530
You're food is nice and the German people have a nice scientific history too, Einstein was German, and zeppelins and rockets were made Germans right?

>>138100630
>48 posts
Holy shit
>what did
(you)
>mean by this?

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>>138099279
.
.

>>138100332
No this is his old stuff. Back then he still was somewhat of a good rapper or at least amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxvfd_b1KjA

>>138100707
How do you sink a polish ship?

>>138100793
Einstein was jewish
Zeppelins were made by a coalition of Austrians and Czechs

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>>138099279
. . .

>>138100609
At least we didnt entirely rely on foreign allies to later claim victory like faggy Brits always do

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>>138100992
SAD!

>>138100305
i hope it never gets that bad here, I will have to kill myself. Watching europe alone makes me depressed already

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>>138100793
>zeppelins

Yes. So much for German engineering, eh?

>>138101063
France lost to Vietnam too
And Brits lost to a bunch of farmers in 1776, and on the fucking field (while we lost Vietnam to guerrilla)

>>138095694
>hitler
Actually Austrian.

>>138101102
You know that you can always join Antifa, right?
Chill out dude, have fun.
This might be the best chance for the time of your life.
You will get to bang some white whores, just tell them that you are 2nd or 3rd gen migrant from Syria and you look white due to racemixing or some shit like that

>>138100931
where's your boat, you little bitch?
I bet it's a rubber boat
stay fucking poor, you subhuman chimp

>>138100878
Put it in water.

>>138101063
no true Brit would ever give Frogs any credit, fuck off Paki

>>138100744

They especially would love you to squeeze their nipples till they hurt. Never understimate how much they enjoy humiliation. They even trump SPD in this fetish.

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>>138101249
>says brits got foreign help
>literally got help by Spain and France while we had to fight other wars abroad

The absolute state of you, lad.

>>138101249
American revolutionaries used guerrilla tactics as well you idiot.

you guys had knotsies

>>138101360
Frogs fucking created your shithole when they colonized you in 1066

>>138101413
Well yeah we had some help in that one war
Meanwhile, you had massive help in every of your wars except those to conquer niggers

>>138091530
Hi Erdogan

>>138098827
The best countries are the best BECAUSE they hate themselves

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fuck this piece of shit country. so many countries and nationalities, and god choosed me to be a german.

is this a test if im worthy of heaven, god?

>>138101652
No, we didn't.
Those were only our modern wars.

We rose to power by fighting with swords and shields, alone.

But true, we did get a shit-tonne of help in our empire days, fighting Napoleon and shit.

>>138101342
dude I am pushing 50..I just want everyone off my lawn

>>138100838
I have never understood German rap in fact people have a damn good live here even this low lives and then they cry all the time how badly there live is.
People break up the school, doing nothing of their lives and blame the phantom "society" for their miserable life.
how pathetic

>>138101776
Which explains why you Americans love your country so much

Also, nice digits
>1776
what are the odds?

>>138101572
They mostly didn't, it's a recent meme
Britain was defeat fair and square in field battles (Saratoga, Lexington and Concord, Yorktown...)

>>138101342

This will likely actually work. A German nazi and an Ukrainian family successfully tricked the German immigration office into accepting them as Syrian refugees, even though they didn't speak one word Arabic.

If you want to get laid I wouldn't recommend it though. Only works with segments of the alt left.

>>138101945
Thats actually cool.

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>>138095694
We are funny
Few Weeks ago a female friend of mine had a birthday party, and a buddy of mine wanted to come too, he was never there, and asked me what birthday present he should buy
I said to him, that he should buy beer
He picked a sort of beer which isnt very liked here, and he brought it to my car
We drove to the female friend, and her 60 year old dad stood there in just underpants, out infront of his house
He asked what he has in his hand
He said Beer
Her Dad started shouting "this is not beer, franz bring the wheelbarrow, put it in there, if the neighbours see that, they wont talk to me anymore"
My buddy did not understand it, and thought he was being serious ( my buddy is german )
He basicially mocked him for half an hour about that beer, i laughed my ass off
It was funny as fuck, a half naked old austrian granddad in his underpants with a big belly bringing one joke after another about a fucking beer brand
"schnell schnell get the wheelbarrow, zte neighbours are looking"

>>138099279
> bumping the thread so nobody sees how the poor little polack got told he's poor
yeah, remember me motherfucker
I'm the fucking austrian with a boat and you're right we don't even have sea access but I went and bought a boat anyways
Kill yourself, life isn't gonna get any better for poortrash like you

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>>138100135
My sides

>>138102183
Well, every country of Earth has their good battles and bad battles.

Rome fell, lad. Rome fell.

>>138101819
Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut aber ich kann verstehe some shit.

Did I make any mistakes?

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>>138102183
This is now a thread about Britain's military feats

>>138101652
>Be Vikings
>Cuck Frenchies
>Invade England and base your economy on Anglo-Saxon infrastructure
"created"