Why are Germans such an unfunny people? Why are they constantly

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Because someone has to do the work while the rest are bantering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

>>138070030
Have you ever tried to take a shit on a german dude. They fucking love it and my dick become HARD AS A ROCK.
Goodbye.

>>138070030
I've seen americans like this too. Probably have German ancestry.

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>>138070030
God just told me I'm the last one to die and I have to witness the destruction of the world until then. I'm not allowed to defend or kill myself. I already have a rough understanding what's going to happen, and it made me start drinking. I'm already sick of this. I have no choice in this matter. Can't you go easy on me for a change? The last man on earth will be a single german.

>>138070030
>be leaf
>kill natives
>kidnap their children
>put them in correction schools
>rape and torture them
>hurr why do german suck
yeah i dunno man, you tell me

>>138070686
Good Hans, now back to enjoying the latest copy of forklift operator simulator!

>>138073675
At least we got away with it.

>>138073675
See? Look at this, not a single trace of banter at all, just pure unadulterated butthurt

Thank you for being a case study in German humourlessness.

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>>138072850
>God just told me I'm the last one to die and I have to witness the destruction of the world until then.
have fun being forced to pray 20 times a day, never eating pork or seeing a womans face till the end of time

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>>138074175
i guess you won this round

>>138074187
"banter" doesn´t serve any purpose, just like your nation

>>138074187
you want a german "joke"?
>two cows on a meddow
>one cow says "moooow" the other "brrrrrrrr"
>the first cow asks "why brrrrr?"
>the second cow "just thought about the farmer with cold hands".

>A bread sits on a palm knitting sausages
>a camel comes flying by
>"HEY! No walking on gras!!!"
>"No problem, It's tea time."

>>138074187
that´s why we don´t know how to do it, it´s fucking useless and childish
>harrrharr ye cheeky basterd ya got me on that >one
fuck off