What the fuck are protestants
>be 8, 2004, bible belt, Bush era going strong
>be catholic minority
>spend Saturday at a sleepover with friend
>next morning have to go to "church" with his family
>this is just like going to mass right?
No
>walk in to church, there's just a bunch of folding chairs everywhere and a shitty rock band on the stage
>have to stand up and sing, but no hymnals, everyone just sings after the band, everyone is jumping and dancing like a spazz, music is all around shit.
>after 3 songs we have "communion" which was every family getting a pack of Ritz crackers and a juice box
>everyone acts like I'm retarded when I say Christ is present in the Eucharist
>pastor who got his certificate online goes onto the stage, says some stuff about god, then talks about George Bush and how he was sent by God to fight liberals and the gays and whay not
>(but don't tell them the pope was chosen by God)
>then sent to "children's ministry" where we were given dumbed down bible stories
>some Mexican dude who teaches told us how the big bang theory was wrong, but his only understanding of it was two meteors hit together and that made the world
>then we watched some DVD called "bibleman" before we went back to the main area and went home
Literally everything I saw was so cringeworthy it looked like a bunch of atheists setting up a church service to make fun of Christians. But no, you guys actually believe this and go to church on a regular basis. Wtf
>>138065052
religion is for losers and cucks. have fun with your make belief friends who watch you jack off
>>138066889
Fuck off leaf. In two years time your country will be a caliphate
>>138067029
two years after you 60%er
just another day of americans ruining a thing
>>138067295
Literally the only good part of Canada is Québec
>>138067295
Beaver has Chinese smile
not even here in México I see that much religious retardation
>>138065052
Lutherans, Methodists, and Episcopals, and Anglicans are less cringey, but go beyond that and it's not even recognizable and your description is dead on.
>>138067792
and the nightclub shootings,,,, oh wait...thats you
>>138068206
Wow, most legal residents come from the country right next to us. Holy shit
>>138068473
>>138068821
Too bad you're being over run by Asians and Indians
>>138069239
Good thing I can just go to move country because I'm not a patriotic cuck shilling my life out for new york jews
>>138070112
Good thing I'm not a fucking leaf
>>138067889
Go worship la santa muerte wey
>>138070352
probably, don't think your thin skin could take the winter
>>138065052
Why dont you show me in the bible where I am wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qX9dn1l4d8
>>138065052
Marxism is the way of the future. I don't care how fancy the fagits who conduct your liturgy are, if we catch you practicing it you go to the gulags.