Who else is getting (((comfy)))? The solar eclipse is coming

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>>137976678
>Canned food and water for three months
>Portable stove with enough fuel
>Medicine and hygine products
>Weapons
>Spare clothes, blankets etc.
>Snacks and booze

>>137976678
300$ in camping and hiking gear +a machete hachet and a guerilla gun with a couple boxes of 12gauge
Also surplus military information like starting and operating procedures for military vehicles in case they leave me an m1a1 abrams to play with. Since even though many will find it. It takes 50+ operations to start the bastards.
>humvees don't have keys

>>137976678
Waste of time, you're retarded

>>137976678
You're a moron. Don't forget to brush your teeth after sucking jew dick.

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>>137978747
Have fun rioting at Walmart over a can of kek beans. This will be me not you.

>>137979339
That statement presupposes some kind of scenario where the shit has hit the proverbial fan. Grow up

>>137978747
You're an obvious shill

>>137976678

If you were smart you'd buy some cartons of cigarettes.

Those things are worth more than gold when SHTF. Far more.

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>>137979677

>>137979784

Better yet, roll your own so you can make a shit ton of them for a fraction of the price. cigarette smokers won't be none the wiser anyway and they taste better.

>>137979623
North Korea launches attack at the us. SLBM'S 15mins to target people panic riot and generally kill everyone not immediately affected by bombs. 45 mins later icbm's strike u.s many are shot down.
>no faith in government or society
>people riot and loot like niggers.
>you have no 300$ bag or a gun.

>>137979677

What would a shill gain from preventing someone prepping over /x/-tier nonsense?

Are you fucking literally retarded?

>>137979956

You'd be surprised, name brand shit people can trust are usually high mark-ups.

Basically, apply what black people do in nigger communities, because that's how it'll be (i.e. newports and tide detergent being worth more than weed or coke)

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>>137980112
I'm just worried about the world ending anon. I want preparedness advice not criticism

>>137976678
You know there are at least two solar eclipses a year, every year, since there has been a moon?

>>137980112
>Marin
Totally agree.
Who cares if somebody else has no contingency. Somebody who is obviously predisposed to watching the world burn including friends family and anyone else they can take with them.
Captcha lol biblioteca public

>>137979956
>smokers won't know the difference between their brand and some unfiltered shit you rolled with low-quality tobacco

Fuck off back to /x/ dipshit.

>>137979872
>tumblr gif

With all this talk about prep, whats the cheapest way to prepare for when SHTF?

>>137981272
Camping and hiking gear, and a shotgun. That is all folks.
>total investment 350$

>>137981416
If you make a pipe gun that shoots 12 gauge?
>total investment 100$

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>>137976678
Good choice of gif, anon

>>137976678
Nothing. This isnt the middle ages. We don't have to be afraid of shadows anymore.

>>137980468

>worried about the world ending

I'd be ecstatic, but it certainly ain't going to be over this bullshit. You must be under 18.

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>>137980536

>he doesn't know you can get pre-rolled sleeves with filters on them
>implying even the cruddiest bulk pipe tobacco isn't doesn't taste and smell far better than the nasty commercial crap loaded with toxic substances

You'd be doing them a big favor.

>>137976678
At least i have one cannabis plant budding this season.

>>137982801
Hmm another class M rollie smoker that thinks those wood shavings reconstituted to look like pipe tobacco, further reconstituted to look like cigarette filler they're legally allowed to call pipe tobacco is better, not just cheaper.

I'd rather smoke class M bullshit than modern Marlboros, I'll give you that. But I'd rather smoke nothing then either.

>>137978550
Don't lie to them anon, we all know motor t hides the humvve keys

>>137976678
make a farraday cage for generators and other back up electronics, just in case.

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>>137985653
Actually dude it's a military vehicle on a military base. You would get shot trying to steal one.
>picture of control panel inside humvee

>>137985653
Tanks have combat locks at all times.
But I won't tell you how to open those. My tanks!

>>137976678
Yes but what if the eclipse hits your house.

>>137986156
>Can't see a joke
No shit anon
I used to work on these
>While idiots look for the hidden keys I can gtfo

>>137976678
You fucking retarded? Every fucking white man worth his salt knows that diesel generators are for apocalypse shit and gas generators are for camp. fucking newfags

>>137986544
Doubt it

>>137976678
I fucking love christcucks. Taking every single thing as the literal end of civilization when it's probably just daddy Zeus taking a magnificent and glorious shit.

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>>137986544
Was funny to ask the e-1s where the damn keys are and watch panic ensue.
Sorry, takes a good mechanic to polish a turd.

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>>137976678
I've invested heavily in canned good and portable generators. My stocks are through the roof.

>>137987715
Doubt it

>>137987794
Rah

All Da Thugs like to thank you in advance for collecting all the canned goods we going to be eating.

>>137976678
I did nothing
If habbenings start on that date it confirms a higher power in which then i lay my trust and life into

>>137988001
65mph garbo definitely had armor fall off quite a few times.

>>137976678
I have a literal cave I can crawl into, its surrounded by food and completely off grid.

I'll be going to the Fleadh (All Irish Traditional Music Festival) then promptly returning home and going to live in said hole.

If nothing happens I will write a strongly worded letter to every single fucking one of you

>>137988289
Seriously, everything fuckin broke on these pos
Glad I didn't go 3500

>>137979339
>ruger 10/22 with holographic site
Kek...hope you have more than that faggot

>>137976678
To kill the prepper types and take their shit.

>nothing but ammo

>>137988891
Top kek fleet mechanic.

>>137976678
fyi gasoline has a limited shelf life so if you've got $400 worth of gasoline sitting around, then a couple bottles of fuel stabilizer additive is probably worth the investment

>>137990254
if it goes dead you can mix some burnt oil with it and use it for heat

I don't have a gun. How fucked am I?

>>137976678

I've made a map of all the people like you and stacked up on guns/grenades/gas/ammo supplies.

>>137991457 your screwed because of this guy.
>>137989347

>>137976678
guys, I don't want real happenings to happen yet, I'm still in high school and my parents aren't prepared for jack shit. can we wait a few years for a race war please

>>137991846
Hope I get backstab crits then on the guy that invade my home with a gun.

>>137992054
Top kek, real happening is north korea
>muh glorious leader when will we kill the yanks!
>we test our next bom bomb and see what happens!
>YAYYYYY!

>>137987530
Come on now, don't you believe in all those self-fulfilling prophecies?

If it ever went down like that I would be doing my best to protect women and children from niggers of all races and not sitting in a bunker like a selfish bitch like you