>Woman, 25, who survived a month in the woods of Alabama

>>137958457
>legally blind
I thought she was just a dumb bitch but ok, that's pretty fucking hardcore

>a nigger rape baby raped by niggers in the woods

>>137958457
>>137958693
legally blind radiology student.

so they have braile xrays

>>137959211
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to have the blind in medical school?

>>137959211
isn't the future amazing?

She's kinda cute desu, plus she'll be making good money once she's out of school, not to mention a clear survival instinct. Would breed.

>>137959396
She's probably not a radiology resident. They probably mean radiological technician student

>>137958457
25 days in the woods seems like a great weight-loss plan

>>137959574
Which is still incredibly stupid

>>137958457
>roastie goes camping until charges are dropped

>>137959527
>not to mention a clear survival instinct

but thats the thing. how the fuck did she end up in that situation in the first place?
even blind people can sense danger like a dog.

>>137959664
Legally blend is different from completely blind, some can have normal vision with corrective lenses.

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>>137959641
Fat and white?

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>>137959847
Or skinny and black?

>>137958457
how luck would a man be if he found her

>blind
>attractive

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>>137959211

>>137959916
>>137959847
holy shit getting lost in the woods was the best thing that could have happened to her

>>137958457

>legally blind
>studying radiology

You're telling me a legally blind person can describe what they see in my MRI scan?

>>137959916
Or tan and dirty

>>137959797
this though tbqh it worked well, she also gets to sell her story to the MSM.

>>137958693
Same here, I feel bad about making jokes about her now.

>>137959847
>>137959916
She's going to be fat as fuck now that she's a survivor.

Also, she appears to be about as legally blind as Superman.

>>137958457

Need to get more fat American women to get lost in the woods. Fuck.

>>137958457

Cute as a button with a ranger-tier survival instinct. Adversity has made her strongk. Extreme badass worthy of breeding.

>>137958457

>Manly Davis
>Randy Oswald

how is this real

>>137958457
what were the charges against her?
also
>legally blind
wut

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dat ass

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>>137959916
damn

>>137960585
Alabama

shes got the type of body where her ass would make your penis look small but you still be hitting it decently while she lays on her stomach with her ass sticking out and pushes against you from time to time. then after you blow your load from a minute later you get up and feed her an icecream sandwich and watch netflix before getting hard again and then fucking her missionary to watch her tits move up and down and get a good whiff of her pussy and hear her moans. a lazy sunday fuck.

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>>137959916
>tfw no qt cavewoman gf

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>>137958457
>emerged TWO days after court dropped charges against her because she was presumed dead shows off her injuries
pure cohencidence goyim I was merely lost in the woods for 25 days it was anudda shoah

>>137960867
and I was sat here thinking it had been a while since I got laid
but you, my friend, need to get inside somebody as soon as you can

>>137960867
Is this a new pasta?

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>>137960867
Shut up nigger

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"legally blind" has to do with visual accuity, she can still use a screen

>>137961164
i have to rent a girlfrined. everyone in town thinks im gay or bi, creepy and wont touch me.
its sucks hard because im like 30 and people tend to take rumors seriously

>>137961584
>everyone in town thinks im gay or bi, creepy and wont touch me
I know that feel pal but lurking random threads on 4chan and posting that sort of stuff is not helping your cause

>>137961774
shit, steven king was able to cut out a career writing child sex stories in his books. and here i am on 4chan.

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>>137961774
>hi i'm here for the alt-right neo-nazi talk therapy support group

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So some roastie got her charges dropped because she was in the middle of no where?

>>137960073
kek this

>>137962087
>4chan
> alt-right neo-nazi talk therapy

thats their words not ours man. we are not the alt right. were just anime people that talk shit migrated from albino blacksheep in 2003. this is our israel.

>>137958457
>>137958693
Remember the anon who said weird shit was going to start trickling in. Maybe she's one of them.

>>137962433
its still a mystery on how she got into the woods in the first place. she doesnt look like the type that lives near wooded areas. shes a hooters girl. hooter girls dont do woods.

>>137959847
fat people aren't white

>lost

>5 square miles

>for 28 days

>>137962087
welcome to 4chan :^)

>>137962662
>hooter girls dont do woods
I'm sure that's all they do, Honey.

>>137962895
Lost in the beauty of nature.

>>137959211

She probably just pushes the button on the machine, or moves slides around. Fuck if I know.

But Goldberg is making money off her.

>>137958457
Hold on, that fellers name is Manly?

>>137962895
>legally blind

>>137962895

>police can't find a blind girl in 5 square miles of woods.

I know southerners are dumb, and can't hunt for shit (setting up blinds, and baiting rather than tracking) , but come on now.

This story has more holes than a piece of swiss cheese.

>>137960087
And can find berries and mushrooms, water in puddles, AND could navigate to find shelter at night????? I call BULLSHIT.

>>137959847
>>137959916
50 pounds between these 2 photos? Seriously?

>>137961584
I know it's way easier to blame other people but there's a reason you come off as a creep.

>>137961584
Get out of town

>>137962173
Dare I ask, sauce?

>women

>>137960073
Yep

>>137964339
her lips aren't even chapped

>>137958457
So basically she wandered into the woods and drank filthy water for a month with no food other than possibly some leaves, blindly, and then staggered out somewhere because she kept walking?

That's just straight dumb luck.

>>137959847
Do they just let anyone work at Hooters these days?

>>137963265
Ahhhhh I get it. Funny

>>137966930
Alabama

>>137963769
WAIT. Are you telling me not everyone uses deer/tree stands? I'm honestly shocked.

>>137962173
topkek

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>>137966930
you tell me

>>137966930
Yes. Otherwise they'd get sued for discrimination

>>137959837
She probably got legally blind status after blowing some ophthalmologist to get out of some type of legal situation

>>137967711
This isn't very realistic

>>137967105
This

>live in AL/GA border
>go to Hooters

Ya get some gud 'ins, that's for sure. Can't tell you how many pot bellies and c section scars I've seen.

>still hot though

>>137968108
>white woman
Oh you know full well it's realistic anon

>>137968108
she's Irish

>>137959527
But, you'd have blind kids.
>helen keller

>>137958457
>she spent lost and naked in the woods of Alabama

Where dem nudes at?

>>137958457
>hide
>charges dropped
>miraculously found alive in the woods
>make up a bullshit story about surviving off your own piss
>live happily ever after