Sam Hyde Flees To Israel Disguised As Rabbi After Mowing Down

>>137952594
Kek

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>>137952594
Hebron (Arabic: الْخَلِيل About this sound al-Khalīl; Hebrew: חֶבְרוֹן About this sound Ḥevron) is a Palestinian[5][6][7][8] city located in the southern West Bank, 30 km (19 mi) south of Jerusalem. Nestled in the Judaean Mountains, it lies 930 meters (3,050 ft) above sea level. It is the largest city in the West Bank, and the second largest in the Palestinian territories after Gaza, and home to 215,452 Palestinians (2016),[9] and between 500 and 850 Jewish settlers concentrated in and around the old quarter.

>>137952594
>disguised
>not knowing the Sam Hyde is the Mossad's youngest chaplain

>>137952594
This is great
>lol

>>137955932

"Hevron" is not "Hebron".

>>137955932

>be 800 jews

>claim a city for yourself over 200,000 people that have lived there for thousands of years

>>137957170
actually it is cleetus

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>>137957464
*sips tea*

>>137957915
European colonization is code word for conquest.

Is Sam Hyde literally some kind of trickster god? How else is he able to appear all around the globe and keep getting away with it?

>>137958159
He Is Loki.

>>137952594
doesnt even look like sam enough to pull off this joke
good song tho

>>137952594
HE CAN AND HE WILL
he grows stronger, I can feel it

>>137957464
They bought the land; Arab landowners sold the land to Jewish customers. It's no different then buying a house.

>>137957915
You can't illegally immigrant to a country without any immigration laws. Do you have a learning disability?

>>137957915
We killed the Indians and took it, what's wrong with that? If someone wants to take this land they have to go through our military first.

>>137958094
What's bad with conquest? Conquest gives you new resources to trade and more citizens to tax.