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/comfy/ happening thread - GOOD GRAVY HE'S NAKED Edition

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Previous bread: >>137818493
Quick rundown- GTA turned standoff on a crane, suspect has slowly been walking up and down the crane, taking his jersey and pants off as he's gone along.
Livestreams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYzLrFyi_Qw
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Police-Chase-Carson-440845083.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_LABrand (currently down)

Again, the best gets decide his fate. But is sound like swat is moving in.
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first for HAPPENING.
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>>137824612
Cops sound like they don't expect him to make it.
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YOU ARE A COMFY LEGEND OP

I BOW TO YOU
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>>137824612
Police scanner here btw https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1932/web
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https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1932/web
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Fucking night.
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POOR GOY LOST IN THE DARK
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WHERE IS THE NIGHT VISION CAMERA
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COPS PLANNING TAKEDOWN ON SCANNER
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why wont he jump?
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7th for ILWU
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SWAT has arrived. 6 stars
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>these grimdark 80s movie aesthetics
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RECOGNIZE YOUR PRIVLEGE
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>>137824612
first for splat
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>>137824612
Just fed my fishes lads, I was waiting for him to jump to do it but it's been a few too many hours.
Hope he ends up fulfilling his end of the bargain soon and I can continue my fishy larp.

Also why does this gloomtube nigger keep crossing over to the philly protest I don't care about those uppity faggots until the fights start
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Why am I hearing someone tell me to recognize my privilege?
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RECOGNIZE YOUR PRIVELIGE
YOU ARE SAFE ON THAT CRANE
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>>137824612
Oh god I hate Niggerdelphia.
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>>137824879
Fuuuuuuuuuu
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swat incoming

6 star confirmed
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#JumpAgainstTrump
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LOL nigs turning on the black bouncer
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>>137824889

LESTER AIN'T PICKIN UP
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>>137824918

Philly stream?
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>>137824876
I think he's trying to wt until police leaves. But he'll slip definitely
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Dear God please place your hedge of protection around naked crane man. Please soften the hearts of the jackasses on this board that they may know grace. A prayer for your infinite goodness and wisdom.
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Kek, hope he falls
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>>137824612
Coast Guard being called in officially six stars.
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>>137824918
There teaming up on another black LMAO
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>black people turning on black people

what the FUCK is going on?
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COPS ON CRANE

I REPEAT COPS ON CRANE


HOLLLLLLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT
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>>137824788
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>>137824612
kikebook profile.php?id=100008105700208
lookbook.nu /noahandrade
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>>137824988
recognize your privelige YOUR A FUCKIN DOCKED MALE
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Someone find me that Facebook stream source.

I dont care about the protests
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POLICE HAVE CONFIRMED THE IDENTITY OF MAN ON CRANE
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>>137824612
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>>137825076
I'm another femanon but fuck yu, we all want to see him fall. He's a mexico, probably illegal. He can fall
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>chanting BLM to a black dude
what has it come to?
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Thanks for the comfies, OP. Not (You) worthy until he dies but I'm enjoying this bread quite a bit, already. The protests were getting boring. Wish they wouldn't have cut the stream but the CPD style is nice too. Bump
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>>137825106
Are these fuckers just randomly walking around harassing people?
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https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpJkmemvAAKj
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpJkmemvAAKj

Philly stream
>Trump supporters get off my stream!!!
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>>137824612
>unrelated: Philly protests

Dropped you faggot. If I want multiple events I'll pull them up myself.
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>>137825237
YOU A COON NIGGA
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OFFICER GOING UP ON SCANNER
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YOU A GOD DAMN COON! >:^(
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>>137825226
post feet
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>>137825226
Praying for you too. In your heart you don't really want to see suffering.
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>>137824988
that audio is those stoopid philly fucks - actually stared watching them, they are going from bar to bar to 'raise awareness' or some shit - they about 10 away from running into the WRONG bouncer, gonna get gud. Hopefully.
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>>137824918
>bunch of white people screaming at a black man
>saying he's not allowed to disagree with them because he's black
what the fuck is the matter with these retards?
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>>137825226
post baguettes or gtfo
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What stream just has the cranefag? I dont wanna hear these protester losers.
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>Yous the motherfucker dat be on grindr

BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA IM TRIGGERED
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>>137825264
Basically, yeah
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>>137825264
yeah
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>get a job
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Dont you have mafia or yakuza to beat annoying people like this?
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>>137825312
>get a job
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facebook com/profile.php?id=100008105700208

Could he be? Check out last thread's ending comments:

>>137824333
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Good practice for the cops.

Money if it's a superbetaflake.
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You think he knew this is how he dies? Falling off a crane after stealing a car. Shitty way to go out.
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doubles for a nice splash
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>>137825329
My pics are too high resolution they'll take forever and I'll miss the guy falling

>>137825361
Only have sliced bread, sorry anon
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I can't even watch the Philly stream. You used to be able to sort of go down into the city and maybe not get lynched by ferals if you stayed in the right areas but the ghouls are fucking everywhere now. The MOVE bombings should have just been the start.
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5s he FLIES!
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GET IN HERE
>GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
>GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE

>>137824845
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cringe clap
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>>137825469
Some people suck at GTA V
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there a stream without the nigger shit on the right?
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>>137825439
There is much we could learn from your culture.

>>137825522
WEW LAD
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>>137825237
if you do not agree with the narrative, you are almost worse than those they say they are 'fighting'.

t. a black man who has conservative views
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Since this is a comfy thread here's a pic of the terminal that I tooka while ago that I think is pretty comfy
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There's barely anyone in the resteraunt
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Oy vey

this fucking nigger, shut the fuck up.
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>>137825613
Hated the fucking port if you ever got chased into it, it fucking sucked probably did something similar as this guy honestly.
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>>137825526
we gotta see french feet though
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CLAPPING

AMERICLAPS
/sp/ WAS RIGHT
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This seems like a Curb Your Enthusiasm moment to me
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>>137825651
I bet your on Grindr, Coon.
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Is there a stream without chanting niggers? Was nice when it was just the crane guy.
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>>137825731

A bunch of righties should swarm the place and spend a bunch of money.
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SOURCE LIVE STREAM OF THE JUMPER

http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/16/suspect-climbs-crane-during-los-angeles-pursuit/
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>>137825723
(You)
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>>137825457
>>137825522
look what you've done.
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>>137825723
Very nice. Here is more industrial comfy
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>>137825905
Mute youtube stream and use this.
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1932/web
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>>137825905
I've just got the broadcastify stream open in another tab with the gloomtube one on quietly, so that during the lulls in GTAnigger updates I can listen to the phillyniggers
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>>137825269
>>137825269
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpJkmemvAAKj
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpJkmemvAAKj
>Philly stream
>>Trump supporters get off my stream!!!
thanks
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>>137825457
>that banner on the top of the page

come the fuck on lol.
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>>137825979
Please give professional pic of the power plant that exploded in china 2 years ago (hopefully during explosion)
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Welp, this shit got boring. Too much niggers, not enough crane man. Later lads.
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Dat emoji movie advertising.
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>>137825731
Lmao. What are these twelve ANTFA fags even trying to accomplish?
They're embarrassing themselves, like usual.
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>>137826178
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>>137826283
spencer fags will threadjack
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What's a better happening?

>full blown riot complete with gas and shots fired
>full on naked jump from craneman?
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>>137826311
kek
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>>137826178
that was a chemical depot that exploded my baguette friend
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>antifa bar crawl

can you imagine dealing with these people WHILE their drunk?
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>white man about to jump on crane side by side a group of niggers and trannies harassing local businesses for literally no reason to fight supposed racism

poetry
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>>137824612
Why does everything happen when I walk away from the computer.
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>>137826311
The one that did a huge explosion. (I think it was a power plant)
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>>137824612
At first I was annoyed at the BLM stuff on Gloom Tube, but now I'm lmfao at the chat window.
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>>137826283
Can this happen
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>>137826347
Both
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Y not both?
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>>137826437
Amerikino
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>>137826311
>google
COMMUNIST!!!
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>>137826437
Guess they want a kristallnacht of their own.
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>>137826427
Ah thank.
It was beautiful
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>>137826437
He's not white. Mixed at best.
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>>137825723
I'll raise you some cranes moving
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So, he's upset that the dude called the cops on them... he thinks it's because he's black?
If that was a group of crackers in there disrupting the place, he would have called the cops then too.
Fucking ignorant cunt.
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>>137826556
He's confirmed Mexico
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>>137826481
>first result
>french

HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>italian restaurant
>owner says hes not white
>black yell he's white

Italians confirmed white
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>>137826669
That actually is kind of funny.
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>ANTIFA sperging out
>Nobody cares
People in philly have way more important things to care about than the unemployed autists shouting in random bars.
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SWAT MOVING IN
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So why don't they just lower the crane so slow that he doesn't notice?
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BIKE COPS INCOMING
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>>137826782
Prayers for this

...my captcha was bananas.
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SWAT
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>>137826669
lmao nice
I actually hate france, moving in FL as soon as possible
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Going into restaurants and disturbing the immigrant workers. So this is the power of the alt-left.
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>>137824612
Wow nice OP. You even gave a rundown.
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>>137826782
You'd notice, trust me. Just the feel of uneasyness and watching the people from the ground get bigger would probably make him run to the edge followed by getting shot by the police which I'm turn would cause a huge storm of, suicide lives matter and cut for peace protests
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>>137827008
Told you, he's the max comfy OP guy.
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>>137826979
Immigrants disturbing immigrants.
lol nice
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>>137826920
Are you from /heem/
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>>137826782
Because it doesnt have a "oh shit theres someone out there" speed and they make a decent amount of noise

also could you imagine the fall out if he fell while lowering
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>>137827008
it's like he knew before it happened
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is he doing situps?
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>>137826782
Thats not how the crane works. It's already "lowered"
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why don't they just keep the light on him. he ain't moing
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Why don't they get a helicopter to drop a huge barrel of fast acting glue on him, so he can't jump?
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>>137827143
You know it
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PCP is helluva drug.
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Crane Guy did nothing Wrong
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>>137827207
best solution is best solution
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>>137827300
I guess it's confirmed....
Wait, he stole a car lol
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That guy is having the worst trip of his entire life. Stole a car and chased up a fucking crane by cops.
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>>137824333

Kek named the crane dude and no one even noticed. Well maybe one of you
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>>137827299
>>137827300
DIGITS CONFIRM
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WTF STREAM
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>>137827207
i imagine that a comically large barrel of experimental cartoon glue would be worth more than this individual's life
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Is there any link to the insane craneman
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I feel like he's masturbating at this point
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>>137827386
watch?v=hYzLrFyi_Qw
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>>137827386
Stream
http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/16/suspect-climbs-crane-during-los-angeles-pursuit/
Police radio
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1932/web
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>>137827405
>feel like it
>moving up the crane now
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They called the black bouncer gay but half of the black guys in this antifa group walk and dress like faggots.
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https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1932/web

>GET IN
>THEY ARE GOING UP THE STAIRS
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>>137827386
http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/16/suspect-climbs-crane-during-los-angeles-pursuit/
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>>137827353
Poor guy
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Elements moving up the crane. Its gonna go down.
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>>137826481
Do you mean that chemical plant that exploded?
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It's about to end. Streams cut and swat moving in

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1932/web
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>>137824612
Man on crane? I WAS JUST SUPER JUMPING ON A CRANE!
>coincidence?
Ooooooooh maaaaayyyyyynnnnee
I mean, I'm sorry!
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>>137827588
checked
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>>137827563
yes this
(I honestly dont know the difference. I'm french, we're stupid and angry)
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>>137824612
So dude is defiantly dead either SWAT spooks him and panics or they light him the fuck up.
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>>137827828
Post baguette babby
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HES TAKING ANOTHER SHIT
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>>137827516
more my nigga, where do you find such delicious food vids
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>>137827885
Sl>>137827885eep dart time!
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>>137827928
really
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>>137827563
that was great because, if i remember correctly, most of the chemicals that would be stored there have endothermic reactions with water - meaning they kept the explosions going by putting more water on it
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>>137827927
Only have slices
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>>137824612

I NEED STREAM!!! The NBC one isn't working for me
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>>137827929
/ck/ webm threads
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>>137827967
it says "suspect removed clothes" on the stream
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Remember the good times
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HEAVY BREATHING
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>>137827483
That's a comfy combo
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>>137828069
CNN one is literally just a pic with "subject removes his clothes" written lmao
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OH SHIT THEY'RE UP
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Here they go! They're going to push him off! FUCKING FINALLY
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Best stream:
http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/16/suspect-climbs-crane-during-los-angeles-pursuit/
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>>137828019
Post slice babby I don't discriminate
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crane guy is an hero who did nothing wrong. He is a victim of an oppressive society. RIP crane Guy, he only did what he thought was right for the world.
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>>137828243
HABBENIN
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SWATS GOING UP NOW

http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/16/suspect-climbs-crane-during-los-angeles-pursuit/
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>>137828253
too lazy y-you perv
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3 hours please be worth
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>>137828319
YOU SEE ME ROLIN
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>>137828103
I know that I would have been appalled by this at some point, but it's been so long that I can't imagine when that was.
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>>137828081
fuck now im hungry
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Please dear god protect the swat team and this poor naked man. Please protect him.
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SWAT incoming
+
Coast Guard

6 Stars, mofos. When was the last 5 or 6 star event? I can't remember.
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>>137828395
post feet
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>>137824612
I just got back from work, what happened?!
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>>137828395
Seconded
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>>137828457
crazy nigger stole a crane
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They got him I think
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>>137828457
gta v got some pretty sweet DLC
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>>137827380
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this dude breathing into my left ear is giving me asmr
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>>137828578
that coyote is a trust fund faggot
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>>137828555
digits confirm
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>>137828384
no shit. baby momma is pissed at me for watching this
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>>137828555
Fucking niggers stealing everything
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>>137824612
asakhalifa.at.gmail

Someone just gave that email address during the feed. Not sure if any of you want it.
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>>137828372
C'mon babby,I want you to tease me with your slices, make my mouth water with hunger
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HE'S FALLING
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>>137828555
Count One - Theft of Port Authority Crane Title 13 Section 51 USC 13.183(a)2
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Here he goes!
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HANGING FOR DEAR LIFE
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>>137828555
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>>137828457
Meth addict breaks the law and then ends up somewhere he shouldn't be and makes it on the news part 2: electric boogaloo
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HES DANGLING
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HE'S JUMPING
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>>137828658
I had so many things to do today but fuck it shit is happening
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>>137828372
feet too
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IT'S OVER

HE CANT GET BACK UP
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holy fuck
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>>137828871
Praise god he pulled himself back up.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S HANGING
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>Crawling under the catwalk
GREASED UP DEAF GUY
FINAL STAGE
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Oh christ he's dangling.
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>he's covered in grease
this just went from good to great
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>He's covered in grease
holy shit catch that slippery pig
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>>137828701
Haha. BLM don't even want him.
Post from last year.
https://twitter.com/blmphilly/status/777198192983175170
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he's climbing around on the cables now?
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>>137828926
DO A FLIP ALREADY
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> grease

>dangling 100 feet up
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Please jump, goddamnit.
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>>137828955
Fuckin' confirmed
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OY VEY DA GOYIM KNOW
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>>137828935
Based black spiderman
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>>137829052

it's apparently about 300 feet
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>>137828925
I AM MISSING IT NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Stream other than
http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/16/suspect-climbs-crane-during-los-angeles-pursuit/
Or the yt one, they do not work for me
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Whats with the faggots on the right of the feed?
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>Naked
>Covered in oil
>Erratic
>150 ft off the ground
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>>137829127
http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/16/suspect-climbs-crane-during-los-angeles-pursuit/
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>>137829077
they just ended the stream kek.
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>>137824612
Actual happening. About damn time motherfucker
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>>137829127

ill do another sweep, but thats it man, no news stations want anything to do with tihs.
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soon he will meet jesus
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>>137829235
you forgot
>on drugs
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He will cover himself in shit and jump in 10 minutes
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>He's naked edition


FUCK WHAT DID I MISS IN THE LAST 40 MINUTES?
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Oh Lord, please guide naked crane man on his speedy journey towards the surface of the Earth such that he kisses the ground in a well-lit site while still on camera. Lord Jesus, please provide us with a satisfying gory ending to our vigil on this board. My Lord in Heaven, we thank you for your boon of climactic endings to car chase threads. AMEN
>>
>>137829152
They were going bar to bar shouting at people about privilege and BLM shit. They called a black bouncer gay and a coon pretty funny but over now.
>>
We need some sort of drone situation that can save people in this situation.
>>
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>climb up my crane, let us play the greasy game
>climb up my crane, let us play the greasy game
>climb up my crane, let us play the greasy game
>climb up my crane, let us play the greasy game
>climb up my crane, let us play the greasy game
>climb up my crane, let us play the greasy game
>climb up my crane, let us play the greasy game
>>
>>137829389
a long and drawn out suicide by gravity from crane at a port
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>>137829378
>on drugs
He's just black
>>
God damnit mike keep the camera straight
>>
The perp is jerking off ontop of a crane. lol
>>
Why the fuck is the guy covered in oil?
>>
include me in the screencap when he falls
>>
>>137829389
he striped off all his clothes like all users of pcp do and is fucking about.
>>
>>137829486
wonder what he's jacking off to
>>
>>137829389

he started undressing and crawling between the machinery, getting all greasy.
>>
>>137829236
Need a google account or some bull to download some video player shit
Fuck i need a desktop
>>
>>137829489
that's sweat from the drugs
>>
>>137829489
the whole crane part he's on is greased
>>
>>137829517
gotta rub one out first.
>>
>were going to try to calm this guy down
pls no
>>
Digits and he falls and lands on a bunch of ANTIFA
>>
>>137829489
its lube from before the car chase
>>
Getting ready to show a guy jump off a crane to his death want the more G rated death porn because FCC doesn't like benis.
>>
>>137829577
Jeez he's retarded
Is he on the part that slides to carry the stuff onto dock?
>>
crane 85
8 + 5 = 13
>illuminati confirmed
>>
what a shit show lmao
>>
i'm almost certain he will jump judging on how the last swat attempt went
>>
>>137829693
looks like it we loony tunes now.
>>
>>137829758
He's still spooked whenever they get close.
>>
>stealing a suburu
what is he, a lesbian?
>>
>>137829693
he's on meth
prolly bath salts or something too
or he shot up
he's not in his mind right now
>>
What are we looking at here? Is this gonna be another Seattle hobo stuck in tree situation where we all wake up tomorrow and he's still fucking up there?
>>
This guy is a legend 6 star whacked out of his fucking skull dangling from a crane.
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>>137829400
>>
>>137829826
god i hope so
>>
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Thy will be done God in your infinite wisdom please hedge this lost souls with protection from all harm and evil. Please keep him calm and protect him as well as those trying to save him.
>>
>>137829803
Ouch. Dude. Fucking, ouch.
>>
at what point does this become 7 stars
>>
>>137829803
He's a closet weeb probably
>>
>>137829804
I heard he was possibly on PCP. It would explain the aggression.
>>
Our society is so fucking retarded they won't let darwinism take the guy
>>
>>137829883
When he steals a helicopter or SWAT van (using the jetpack cheat)
>>
>>137829845
>trump get
>45
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>this guy mouth breathing into the mic on nbc
>>
>don't steal cars
>don't do PCP
>don't do PCP and then climb onto a crane
Simple stuff.
>>
>>137829869
fuck off fag
>>
they trying to sneak up on him in the dark
>>
>>137829883
Lights going off "MOMENTARILY" on crane #4
>>
>>137829978
Nah, he's gonna use the less wanted cheat
>>
>>137830073
>Simple stuff.
Not for niggers and spics.
>>
>Nigger using the darkness to his advantage
Wow, PCP makes Nogs smarter. What are the odds?
>>
Let the bodies hit the shore
Let the bodies hit the shore
Let the bodies hit the shore
Let the bodies hit the SHORE
>>
>>137830113
I'd rather suck dick than be a spic.
<3 you.
>>
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>>137830073
this guy gets it
>>
>>137830073
How does your family get a settlement if you don't do that stuff?
>>
>this is what black people actually believe
>>
he's trying to glitch into a part of the crane the developers didn't account for so the authorities can't path to him properly and eventually give up
>>
Less than 15 min of fuel left in chopper
>>
it seems they are turning off the lights to sneak up on him
>>
chopper is out of gas we need new feedz
>>
>>137830289
you made that joke like 2 threads ago
>>
>>137830113
>>137830229
rekt by un maricon
>>
>>137830289
Tfw he then glitches out again and falls to his death
>>
>>137830289
HALF A-PRESS

MADMAN
>>
>>137830353
no i didn't :/
>>
> 2300

i dont have time for this shit
>>
OP you hit bump limit need new bread
>>
>>137830405
yeah you did dont fucking lie to me i seen the post
>>
Now every terrorist knows that if you want to get into the port of LA you just drive in unchallenged.
>>
He actually teleported
>>
>>137830506
okay
please kys
>>
>>137830339
i swear if we miss it cause the copter ran out of gas
>>
>>137830531
fuck
>>
>>137830506
>I seen

Go back to New England
>>
Will you people really feel happy or something when the guy falls to his death? the resolution is shit so it wouldnt even be spectacular.
Is it just about somone dieing and you being able to seeing it live?
>>
Let's just migrate to the /sp/ thread

>>>/sp/77665725
>>>/sp/77665725
>>>/sp/77665725
>>
>>137825439
>Dont you have mafia or yakuza to beat annoying people like this?
We used to, but corporations/government agencies took over.
>>
>>137830598
the pcp in his bloodstream will protect him from major harm
>>
>>137830598
well i want him to like a comical cartoon slip off the crane, that would be visible and kind of funny
>>
>>137830598
I am praying deeply for him to be saved.
>>
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>>137830456
The clock is 06:09 here
>>
>>137830156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sphRvyNAVOU
>>
UPSIDE DOWN
>>
>>137830253
He has given death a warm welcome at this point. This man has called death on the phone, waited for him to come over, opened the door for death, and is now holding the door open signaling for him to come in. He is beyond help and he only has himself to blame.
>>
>>137830598
We like watching stuff as a group.
>>
>>137830617
this.
>>
4 divers
d
i
v
e
r
s
>>
HANGING AGAIN
OOOOH SHIT
>>
REEEE NBC STREAM DOWN
>>
>>137830794
theyre gonna try to catch him so his body doesnt hit the water
>>
>>137830598
Its fun to see someone dying.
What is your problem?
>>
That oil/grease doesn't seem to work :/
They might wanna replace it
>>
>>137830844
Hit play again nigga, it's still up, just fucks up once in a while.
>>
Can someone point out where he is? I don't see him at all.
>>
>>137830732
Perfect.
>>
It would be nice if people decided to get high and do stupid stuff earlier in the day. Fuck I'm sleepy. Are you guys feeling sleepy?
>>
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>>137830586
You mad?
>>
>stream goes white
NUKED
>>
>>137830986

naw man i just wanna watch some tv
>>
>>137830953
oh thank god, i swear if i missed it
>>
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>nn drugs
>naked
>covered in grease
>acting erratic
>hanging upside down
>>
>>137831000
Yeah I'm jelly of your trips>>137831034
>>
GLOOMTUBE stream down!!!
new stream???
>>
>>137831119
i think we're out of choppas
>>
>>137830693
>Femanon b8 fisherman has abandoned the long posts and now only posts one sentence
Even you know he's on a one-way track to the surface of the Earth. He had mutliple chances to avoid this result and he ignored every single one of them.
>>
>>137831080
you forgot
>vibrating butt plug up ass
>>
>>137831119
Stream
http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/16/suspect-climbs-crane-during-los-angeles-pursuit/
Police radio
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1932/web

Nice combo
>>
>>137830979
HES ON THE CRANE, DUDE
nah, same problem - watching on shitty second monitor, thought it was just me
>>
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Praying for all of us- if we are ever in a spot this dark, that Gods Grace finds us. I shitpost and talk shit but sad situations like this- I pray he is saved. Dear God please hedge James Gabrielle Lamas with your protection and Holy Spirit.
>>
>>137831209

this
>>
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>>137831229
you'd think a news copter would have better picture
>>
>>137831230
There is no god.
>>
god dammit, just get a drone and fly it right in front of his face.
>>
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>>137831309
Whoops, wrong image senpai. I meant to post this.
>>
>we have video of the suspect stealing alcohol
>>
>>137831407
When the student is ready the master appears.
>>
>>137831229
>"He's hanging upside down!"
WTF WHERE
>>
I think I'm finished with Trump now. This guy being on the crane is clearly his fault and he hasn't disavowed PCP yet.
I can't do it anymore guys. I have to vote for Hillary next time.
>>
He jump yet? They need to toss him a rope to climb down. Leave it 20ft short.
>>
>>137831388
you think they'd have invented a FUCKING STEADICAM ALREADY, but, all adds to the fun, I spose..
>>
>>137831466
who sells alcohol on top of a crane?
>>
>>137831482
Hes on the center beam, the helicopter vid has been centered on him.
>>
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Its hard to see black people at night. Who would have imagined that?
>>
>>137831593
topkek
>>
>>137831209
ty
>>
where's the infrared cam?
>>
>>137831572
Drone delivery. Lets get the guy another hit of PCP.
>>
BAKE NEW BREAD PLS i cant im on mobile and OP posting is blocked in my range
>>
what happened? why is the camera showing the water? Did he jump?


I walked away for 2 minutes
>>
>>137829518
>>137829538
>>137829469

Thanks gonna wait until splat happens
>>
>>137831899
nope swat just arrived
>>
Should I make a new thread?
>>
HE FELL
>>
MAN DOWN
>>
>>137831983
yes
>>
HE FELL
>>
F
>>
HE FELL
>>
Someone just said he fell
>>
HE FELL
>>
>>137831983
Yes
>>
F
>>
HE FELL
>>
man down
>>
HE FELL LMAO
>>
>>137831983
LANDED edition
>>
rip
>>
FUCK THE CAMERA MAN MISSED IT DAMNIT
>>
F
>>
After all that lead up
>>
BAN ASSAULT PCP! IMPEACH THE CRANE!
>>
Video of him falling?
>>
WHAPPEN????
>>
F
>>
NEW

>>137832222
>>137832222
>>
KER-SPLAT!
>>
F
>>
I FUCKING MISSED IT
>>
STILL BREATHING
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