LIVE: Police Chase in Southern California: https://www.yout

First for ejection

lol fuck is this person doing?

>>137807731
Hope the cops shoot him

>>137807731
>HE'S GONNA JUMP

Is he a nigger? Or mixed?

>>137808146
He looks lik spic

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>>137807731
HOW MANY DEAD?

legit Grand Theft Auto V tactics. Climb big fucking tower, rag doll down with no fall damage.

>>137808359
aaah, so white for news and stats, got it

Dont Jump bro!!

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

come chat here

Fucking gay news, he's gonna jump and they probably won't even show it. Gaaaaaaayyy

>Some of our viewers asking about the car

lmfao, literally everyone in the chat is telling him to jump

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THIS PIC ON TWITTER WAS TAKEN BY SOMEONE WHO PULLED UP NEXT TO HIM

>>137807731
holy shit they live stream police chases in america? i love this country.

How high is that

That bitch adds nothing to the show

>>137809247
Google says 141 feet

>>137809247
Several containers high + difference to water

>>137809148
Cheers M8

>>137809247
Probably 11 stories high

jump faggit

GROVE STREET HOME
AT LEAST IT WAS BEFORE HE FUCKED EVERYTHING UP

IS HE GONNA JUMP?

Jump motherfucker

>>137809148
We can legally own semi automatic rifles too

>>137807731
jump cmon do it

He has major autism

Kids fucking tweeking out lmfao

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk

>>137810008
He's tweeking, probably a crack head

How the fuck did he get on a crane

>>137810265
He climbed through the service stairs

>>137810221

Something like that. He's twitching all over the place.

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GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT, GET OFF IT

Were playing music over this happening, currently playing Jump Around by House of Pain.


twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

come chat here

Whoa. The ticker just said huge prison riot in Venezuela; 37 dead.

>>137810265
he used ur big fat as fuck momma as a trampoline

>>137807731
anyone know what he did? Just flee a traffic stop?

>>137810786
thought summer was over by now

Is that based Kinsey talking?

It's a long way down

>>137810916
Stolen a car I think

Why won't this bitch shut up about Kobe's BBC

>>137811043
No that's Samia, Kinsey left many months ago

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>>137811043
Kinsey left awhile ago

The fuck is that guy doing?

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This is my work! We're all standing by watching on our phones

>>137810966
>being this new

traffic barely increases during the summer, lardo

Stream options

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Police-Chase-Carson-440845083.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_LABrand

http://ktla.com/on-air/live-streaming/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHm-Ae2vjA

http://abc7.com/live/

http://bnonews.com/news/index.php/news/id6342

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This is the most interesting chase I have ever seen, and it’s happening all fucking right now. What a time to be alive.

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Digits and he does a flip into the helicopter

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

>>137811372
>he is 40 feet, maybe 60 feet up tops

t. retard anons

STRETCHING

>>137811372

kek

This could end terribly if a cop tries to go hands on at that height.

He seems mentally unhinged. Very very troubling.

>>137811372
If he were to jump would he die?

JUMP FOR TRUMP

>>137811372
Go get in frame and show your tummy

STANDING

>>137811372
get up there and bring him down

fuckin jump! pussy!

jump fgt

DANCE

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K O B E

i want this woman to narrate every future live suicide

>he's dancing

>I wonder if he is wearing Jordan shows

Top tier bants right here guys. I can see why she is the face of primetime news stories like a guy standing on a berth

>>137811561
ON THE EDGE

I WONDER IF HE's WEARING JORDAN'S

HAHAHA

new bread

>>137809234


>>137809234


>>137809234

"wonder if he is wearing Jordan shoes"
"he is dancing on the crane"
kek

>I wonder if he's wearing jordans shoes

lmfao, did she actually read that???

SUSPECT NOW DOING STANKY LEG

>>137811652
whats wrong with this thread?

>>137811372
>Dockbro
nice bantz

>>137811652
>71 posts
>new thread

fuck off

JORDANS

SCUFFED JAYS

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He's gonna do it digits confirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

>>137811542
Absolutely

>when you are on 2 feet you have better footing
thank you

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Do a fucking flip.

has trump disavowed yet? if so, has he called kobe out by name?

Do a flip faggot.

He's coming down when Colin Kaepernick gets signed.

>>137811542
it would be extremely painful

ahhh i love these threads so much

>>137811652
This is the new bread you fag

>>137807731
LET'S GO LAKERS

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OH SHIT FOX NEWS LADY CALLING OUT THE VIRTUE SIGNALLING BITCH

>>137811825
That's a big crane

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Got my light snack ready.. Who here is /comfy/?

Belly flop!

>>137811825
there'd be no pain faggot

you'd die before you felt anything

>>137811889
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>arguing about air bag effectiveness

someone tweet and get them to read it live on air

>>137811100
thanks.

That could be 5 years assuming he didnt hurt anyone/cause too much mayhem fleeing.
Shitty, and in his head might seem like his life is over, but hopefully he can reflect and not jump. Not worth a life over.

I got feels for this dude, theme of the week I guess

>>137811895
way too many calories there, mate.

>she put it on the screen

top kek

someone shout us out.

if he jumps off the end will he land in the water?

So this is new and interesting.

SOMEONE SPLIT US
go here
>>137809234
>>137809234

>>137809234
>>137809234

>>137811891
4 U

Tweet some shit

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I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly

>Male news anchor says air bag won't work
>heli whore suggests they use an air bag
>mansplaining begins

He's getting fired isn't he /pol/ ?

>>137811948
>what is a meme

>>137811891
for you

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>>137811895
I needed a good happening.

>>137812034
stupid cunt

>put my twit on screen

the state of america

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>Ann Mills

>>137812034
kys

Gettin' higher baby

>>137812048
>maybe we shouldn't make fun....

fucking women ruin everything

getting HIGHER

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>>137812034
>links to a dead bread

>stream stopped
Did he Peter Pan?

Faggot liberal tweets

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>>137812139
>maybe we shouldn't make fun, but we can still watch it all live :^)

>>137812164
DON'T EVER COME DOWN!

Is he going to be like that man who climbed up a tree for a few days?

>>137807731
>fox lets Muhammad tweet

>>137811895
make sure to get a refill on that dubble gulp

the fuck is he doing

>>137812212
you would never have to ask that

at least 30 people will post if/when he jumps

>>137812038
Was getting caught on the crane part of his plan?

>>137807731
OFFICIAL SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6SVt7_4wSU

Someone tweet and get her to read a pol meme on air. Some thing about Ben Garrison or Moonman

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"Is someone's son"
I think the parents made a mistake somewhere.

>>137807731
>FOX 10 Phoenix
You know they will cut away if he falls

>>137812048
I believe I can die.
I got shot by the FBI.
All I wanted was a chicken wing.
But they shot me at Burger King.

>>137811889
XD

>>137812283
Of course!

>>137812275
True

hes gacked out of his fuckin mind lmao

@SamiaFOX10

TWEET BIG GUY MEMES FOR TV

WEED DID THIS

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Take me Kobe Bryant. Muh lakers

>>137810676
Yeah its a mess

This nigga thinks it Dragonball Z or something.

>>137807731
someone from the thread make a tweet featuring moonman or ben garrison

>Praying for a peaceful resolution to this scene

>#worldstar

He'll fucking jump soon 100%

he hit the wrong blunt

>>137811895
>Weed
>Wine
>Snacks

max comfy lads

Someone send a tweet telling her the suspect is confirmed to be Sam Hyde.

QUICKLY, WE NEED TO SEND TWEETS!!!

Fuck it, I hope someone is recording the moment he jumps

>goy

Getting sweaty hands just from his moves

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
*evolves from a primate*
*jumps*

>not bringing a basketball with you and reenacting the MJ dunk on your way down

This is all visible from my house. I've never been so comfy in my life. I'm getting the binoculars.

>POOR GOY LOOKS LOST
Who did this

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>>137811889

>nazi puppi

>reading a tweet from Nazi Pup
top kek samia

>>137807731
>tweet says poor goy
OY VEY

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JUMP ALREADY FAGGOT

jump! jump! jump! jump! jump! jump!

Poor goy looks lost HAHAHAHAHA

>>137812321
Kek. Hope he does a flip

poor goy

>Poor goy

lol

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>nazi dog

so how are the cops gonna get him?

>NAZI PUP
>POOR GOY

WHO DID THIS

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>poor goy looks lost

>goy

Sensible chuckle

>Poor goy looks lost
>@NaziPup

Ok who did that! My fucking sides.

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JUMP JUMP JUMP
JUMP JUMP JUMP
JUMP JUMP JUMP

>>137807731
>Poor goy, looks lost
My fucking sides! xD

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>Nazi Pup
>Poor Goy Looks Lost

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>poor goy seems lost

>>137812488
Checked
Comfy week INCOMING

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WHICH ONE OF YOU SENT IN THE GOY TWEET

AHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT SAMIA JSUT READ THAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Please someone tweet "me and my wifes son are watching this"

>>137812556
Oh god my sides

>>137812584
You beat me to it

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HOLY SHIT WHO DID THIS???

MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING ORBIT

JUMP

>>137812552
Pics?

do we know what race he is yet?

>>137812622
Fish him out of the harbor

>>137812384
Well congratulations you got yourself cornered! Now what is the next step of you master plan?

the guys talking to himself hes one some powerful hallucinogenic drugs.

>>137777777

I've been playing Borderlands 2 all week

No fall damage in that game
Pretty fun

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>POOR GOY LOOKS LOST

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>everyone typing jump like this motherfucker speaks english

It's SALTAR

jumping from 150 feet (46 metres) or higher on land, and 250 feet (76 metres) or more on water, is 95% to 98% fatal. 150 feet/46 metres, equates to roughly 10 to 15 stories in a building

Fuck the shills and sliders, this is the pol i know and love. Guy is going fucking calisthenics.

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A HERO

>shoah
kek

>WHAT A SHOAH
Fuck you guys are great

GUYS STOP LMFAOOO

TEFLON DON

>it would be a shoah

top kek

>what a shoah it would be

she's fucking clueless

HAHHA
>she doesn't know what an hero means
>a hero

WELL DONE LADS

WHAT A SHOAH IT WOULD BE


MASTERFUL

>>137807731
nice someone did #MAGA
kek

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>>137812734
>he could be bored

>>137812734
Fucking 9/11 top kek

SHOAH CONFIRMED

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>WHAT A SHOAH IT WOULD BE

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>137807731
POOR GOY!!!!

>>137807731
>WHAT A SHOAH IT WOULD BE

WHAT A SHOA

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>>137812666
checked
>7:03pm PDT

OY VEY WHAT A SHOAH!

>what a Shoah it would be

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>>137812666
CHECKED
HE'S DOING IT

>ANNUDA SHOAH

>shoah
>goy

This shit cannot be real life.

Goddamnit guys

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>what a shoah

My fucking sides

>Fox News girl so brainwashed by the jews she doesn't recognize their labels

A SECOND SHOAH

>>137812834
brings me back to 2007

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THIS GOY

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>Sunset
>Nog is up a crane in complete darkness without any railings.
>Didn't prepare for the long run.

This guy sucks.
Bring back Tree King.

WHAT A SHOAH

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JUMP

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hahhahahhahahahah

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"This is Drumpfs falt"

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>>137812828

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>>137807731

>what a shoah it would be

MAXIMUM JEJ

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who did this lmao

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Were playing music over this happening, currently playing Jump by House of Pain


twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

come chat here

btw she mentioned me on her tweets lol

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>>137812986

@SamiaFOX10

MOAR MEMES FOR BIG GUY

>>137807731
>pray for him
why the fuck would you pray for a criminal you cuck

1 like = 1 prayer

Get some popcorn this gonna take a while, like treeman, this is cranenig

Nice tweet lol.

Would love to see him whip it out!!

>>137812950
they have shown much funnier tweets for different events...cali news now is a goldmine

Please someone do a wife's son tweet

>>137812828
I thought that it didn't matter at that height -- hitting water is basically the same as cement.

>>137811372
why are they saying he is in san pedro when he appears to be at the port of long beach?

>>137807731
we should pray for him too.
Please for the love of Christ, Cannonball!

>>137812986
topkek

>>137812986
>>137812813
>>137812734
>>137813053
LADS IM FUCKING CRYING

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>>137812986

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE A DODGE CHALLENGER

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>>137812986
Bless these anons.

ITS ABOUT TO GET CRAY

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>>137812734
Shit was hilarious

>>137812688
what does it mean, nothing on google but that casinos shitty fb page

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got 'em

>HI /POL/

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>stolen from SAN BERNADINO

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>>137807731
THIS IS ALL TRUMPS FAULT APOLOGIZE NOW YOU SICK RACISTS

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>>137808498
Many memes will come of this.

shoes are off bois

SHOES OFF LADS

shoes coming off
>he's getting wet

>>137807731
>shows cucks and pigs tweets
fox is shill network

YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF BEFORE SWIMMING

shoes and socks off!

TAKING HIS SHOES OFF HE ABOUT TO JUMP

>>137813203
wtf i love trump now

>>137807731

DO A FLIP

>>137813208
nice

CRASHING THIS CRANE

digs and he jumps

Oh shit here we go

hes about to get freaky in the lake

Wow would never guess that it was a nigger

SHOAH
H
O
A
H

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>>137807731
>news reporters pretending they don't want to see him jump.

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>>137812986

oh Jesus he just took his shoes off hes gonna slip.

SOCKS OUT
GOYS OUT

pls don't get naked so we can't watch

He took his shoes off above the water...

japanese people take their shoes off before committing suicide

>>137813258
rollin

NO WATER UNDERNEATH THAT GUY

HERE
WE
GO

>>137813081
>>137812949
Thanks!! I just hope he is not having a mental episode. hope he gets away!! He is a good boy.

Socks are coming off!

>>137813248
>nazi pup
kek

>mfw this is an elaborate lakers marketing scheme

OY VEY GOYIM SHUT IT DOWN

>>137813231
niggers can't swim

>>137813333
OH FUCK

>>137812986
holy shit lol

Just tuned in

How the fuck did he get up there??

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Trips that he falls off

he's gonna land on that boat

@SamiaFOX10

TWEET MEMES FROM "FOREIGN COUNTRY" TO GET MEMED ON TV + #PRAYFORHIM

>bout to jump to my death, don't wanna get my sneaks wet

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HE GONNA DO EEEEETTT!!!!

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HOLY SHIT MY SIDEs

Hurry up and jump already! I want to be amused by your death!

>>137813053
ggs that was me

Only in California does this kinda shit happen.

Digitals and he dies.

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>shoes off

jump coming

>>137807731
oh shit gta5

Shoes are coming off... here we go doesn't want to get his Jordans wet.

Who is he talking to.

>>137813444
TRIPS!

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>LIVE CHASE REPLY

god bless america

>>137813463
he's going for the water

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Thread Musics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>137813444
or Florida

>>137813444
this

How the fuck did he get there?

>>137807731
I did this in GTAO. I survived.

>>137807731


They're gonna need a crane to get him out.

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>>137813333
CHECKED
HE'S JUMPIN IN 15 MINUTES

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STOP ZOOMING OUT!!!!

this reporter gets off on chase habbenings

>>137811372
Dockbro, are those people in those shipping containers bro?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE

>>137813328
I hope he is not having psychological problems and either rationally decides to die, or gets away in the cover of night. Would love to see him outsmart them!!

>>137813491
jesus

all for a Subaru

wtf man

>federal trespassing

it's over

>>137813536
meth

This shit is legendary, a surprise happening and twitter fun all wrapped up. Just what I needed, some laughter.

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Stahp it goys

If doubles, he jumps

oh boy here we go

>>137813053
fucking kek what a shoah this is

>>137813536
the stairs

>FEDERAL ZONE

5STAR CONFIRMED

>>137812828

150 ft into water is survivable with proper landing form without much more than bruises. And it's survivable with moderate, non-life threatening injuries with even halfway decent form, especially considering how fast he will be treated.

That said, he's all cracked out on something and is some flavor of nigger so has likely never been able to practice jumping into water, so he'll probably die.

federal zone, so this will be handled by the FBI. how fucked is he now? is he going to federal prison?

>>137813444
I know, isn't it amazing?

>feds have jurisdiction

so no suicide by cop

jump kek