Tim Allen just blew out atheists and scientists expect autistic

>>137752378
If mirrors aren't real how can our eyes be real

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>thinking we evolved from apes
>thinking "god" created us

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>>137752526
this

>>137752378
>if I spend my money on things, how come I have money left over?

Quite possibly the most brainlet question I could possibly think of. I refuse to think anyone skeptical of evolution is so dumb that they can possibly misunderstand the idea behind this question.

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Evolution is a strange thing

>>137752378
> If polar bears evolved from brown bears to better fit their atmosphere
> Why are their still brown bears where they are better fit for their atmosphere?

>>137752378
Is Tim Allen the smartest man who's ever lived?

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>This is the smartest of the nignogs

>>137752828
Urgh?

>>137752378
If we bred dogs from wolves, why are their still wolves?

>>137752378
>If dogs evolved from wolves how come there's still wolves

>>137752378
People are apes. Humans, chimps, bonobos, gorilas, and orangutans are all apes.

>>137752378
Well, fagtheists STILL can't answer that.

>>137752378
>>137753647

>I don't know the taxonomic difference between ape and monkey
>I don't understand the concept of evolutionary branches with a common ancestor where that common ancestor isn't necessarily extinct
>Wait what even is natural selection
>You mean to tell me mutation is a biological fact
>You mean to tell me fossils of not-chimps-yet-not-humans are well documented
>You know what just stop talking, I have to attend my Bible reading session to learn about fairies and gargoyles.

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>>137752378
holy shit I never even thought of that. fuck Ive actually been believing in evolution this whole time until now.

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>>137754442

>>137752378
If white people evolved from niggers why are there still niggers?
Tim Allen white supremacist confirmed.

>>137752378
is this what is known as a slide thread? what are you sliding and who is paying you?

you've made this thread 4 times in the past couple of hours
make it once more and i'm banning you for 4 days.

>>137752586
>thinking life is an expression of elements

>>137752378
i always read these types of sentences as "im too stupid or lazy to research the theory of evolution for a couple hours"

>>137752832
>...Ed..ward...

He'll later have a discussion with Wilson and will be set straight.

>>137753002
no hes a fucking coke dealing santa claus

>>137752378
Because everyone else migrated and started civilizations, the apes just sat around in africa going " MUH DIK!"

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tim allen isnt smart

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Whites came from albinism, duh. DUH durrrrrrr

>>137755060
You are thinking of someone else I made this thread once a few minutes ago because I just saw the tweet get your head out of your ass with your poverty shit tier country flag

>>137756705
....?
Where does 4chan even get pictures like this? Where do all these zany, wacky pictures come from? I'm jealous as hell. In all my years, I've never seen anything more funny than this.
I've been laughing for a good hour

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>>137752378
wtf i hate evolution now

>>137756609
/thread

>>137752378
We are still apes (great apes)

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>>137752378

This faggot stole this from Kathleen Madigan.

apes and man are cousins, not parent and child

>>137752378
>If Americans immigrated from Europe, why are there style Europeans

>>137755060
Does a rare flag count when it's from a mod?

>>137752378
How embarrassing. Come on, Tim. At least type the question into fucking google before you tweet this dumbass shit.

Also this>>137752526

People ask simple questions about the world they live in. Everybody laughs at them and calls them fools. And yet, if pressed, probably not one of them could answer the question in a scientifically accurate way

This is what I hate about humans. This is why it took millions of years to leave the caves, instead of several thousand. Because anytime someone approaches a subject with child-like wonder and curiosity, and is honest about their own ignorance, they are laughed at and made fun of. Little do they know it was this attitude and innocence that all the great thinkers and scientists had, going back to the Greeks, which got us to this moment in time.

The answer to Tim Allen is that we don't know. Scientists do not know how or why humans evolved so differently than their genetic cousins.

>>137752378
thats ballsy to tweet in the current atmosphere, master trolling

>>137752378
Checks flag..
Opinion discarded .
You have no power here.

>>137754652
>>137754076
Apes are mutating, but in areas of their DNA which don't affect their physical characteristics. Most DNA sections are inert "junk." Humans happened to have mutated in the non-junk areas which do affect physical form.

>entertainers pretend to be politicians and scientists

>>137752378
wait, he's not pretending to be retarded is he?

>>137752378
Literally Jaden smith level arguments.

What the fuck

>>137757508
>if pressed, probably not one of them could answer the question in a scientifically accurate way
Just because you're an uneducated fuckwit doesn't mean the rest of us are. This is literally biology 101.

>Because anytime someone approaches a subject with child-like wonder and curiosity, and is honest about their own ignorance, they are laughed at and made fun of
If he was really curious he could have googled it and found the answer in 10 seconds.

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If evolution was real why aren't there crocoducks? BTFO atheists. Also explain bananas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXLqDGL1FSg

>>137754825
yeah that "scientific method" has been dead for around 500 years or so. they changed it with blind trust in authority. Now we dont trust what we see and observe but we trust some tard on tv just because tv tells us he is an "expert".

science is a religion and its priests are telling you to trust them without a single proof.

We didn't evolve from chimpanzees, bonobos or orangutans.

We and the other great apes have a common ancestor from which we branched out millions of years ago.

If evolution is some kind of hoax, how do you explain dog breeds or ride-able horses?

>>137756250
this

Notice how ABC is canceling TV shows such as, Last Man Standing and The Middle? What do these shows have in common?
While they continue to run shows like "Modern" Family, Patton Oswalt's The Goldberg's and Black-ish?
Gee. I don't see any liberal agenda here.

>>137757508
>The answer to Tim Allen is that we don't know. Scientists do not know how or why humans evolved so differently than their genetic cousins.
And by the way, this is the most factually inaccurate statement I've seen on /pol/ in a while, and that's REALLY saying something. Literally type his tweet into google and educate yourself. Stop propagating ignorance.

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Srsly white ppl? "Howd we get here!!?"

2017 and you dont know? Did you even care to look?

Whats it like living in the matrix, so cucked by your own hate and racism that you cant handle the truth.

>>137756250
most people who ask such questions have not only read the theory 2-3 times, but probably know far more about it than you. You just do exactly what children/tv-viewers/shart-in-marts do every time; presume stupidity of adversary and explain everything from that viewpoint. Grow up.

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You really cant tell shes an albino great ape?

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>>137758473
Do you need me to draw it out for you?

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>If monkeys evolved into humans millions of years ago, then why do niggers still exist?

>>137758473
>>137758532
don't really see it m8

>>137758235
Yeah I'm sure they're clamoring to create "liberal" shows and aren't basing all of their decisions off of ratings and test audiences. You definitely aren't crazy.

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>>137758473
correction *albino derived*
Inb4 wahhh im not albino!!

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>>137758636
Use this as a reference

I liked him in Home Improvement and the first Santa movie.

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>>137758743
I get that youre not albinos. But you carry their genetics. Chill out. Most of the world does. I rather us accept reality and use the knowledge for our benefit. Rather than larp as fake races and fall prey to a divide and conquer agenda

>>137759132
>>137758818
>>137758473
>>137758532
>>137758743
>>137758818

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/04/how-europeans-evolved-white-skin

>>137758676
Tim's show had great ratings, kike.

>>137758070
>Trust them without a single proof.
>"You can replicate this by..."
>"You can read all about at.."
>If we observe this effect..."

Just because you wont go beyond to clarify the things you hear, that's your problem. I haven't met a single scientist that isn't a complete jackass that says "This is because we say so." They have proof for the things they spout because science deals in facts. Just because you wont go confirm anything doesn't make it a religion, you fucking retard.

>Hurrr hurr the science man said thing, he's jsut aprt of the cult! hurrrr not like I can't go read up on it or try to replicate their experiments, but nah I'm going to throw my feces at the wall instead hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>137752526
I was going to say something about micro organism.....

But holy shit dude.

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>>137759132
This is a bridge. The blood coursing in everyone's veins is all connected. ITs no coincidence. Its a test. Thats why we are all different. Because free will is a test. And the teacher is silent during the test.

>>137759352
Yeah, I'm sure your unsourced uninformed off the cuff claim is 100% accurate, and the jewish agenda is the reason his show got cancelled. You solved the mystery, anon, great job.

>>137752378
>not understanding very basic biology

You understand ape is not a species, right? There are many apes. Humans are apes.

>>137758381
Bottom left looks like Gordon Ramsay's crack-addled brother.

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The only reason this nigger is relevant is because of Home Improvement. Great actor, shit person.

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>>137759289
Highly unlikely as dominant genes dont come from recessive ones. Light skin is a recessive gene. So is straight hair. Which comes from a missing amino acid in a protein. A side affect of albinism. A deficiency disease.

Stop me if my logic is making too much sense.

>>137756445
>silly ed bwoi

I miss it so much :(

>>137760001

How is a he a shit person?

>>137759798
you're fucking retarded

>>137757508
people like you deserve to be treated with cruelty

>>137759798
Hahahaha wew shills are retarded

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>>137752378
that's unfortunate

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Race isnt real. But ever since you were born thats all that the world fed you. The battle is for your very soul. They let this site run because it destroys your nature with wrath and pride.

Raise your hand if you think 9/11 was an inside job.

>>137758070
This is what christcucks actually believe.

>>137752378
If evolution was real, blacke would be white people by now

>>137760109
Did you even read the article? Or are you actually this dumb?

>>137757985
>found the answer in 10 seconds.
Then what is the answer? Enlighten us all, please.

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>>137758381
top left david duke

>>137760389
What a stupid comment.

>>137760589
We didn't evolve from apes, apes are our evolutionary cousins, we evolved from a common primate ancestor. I didn't have to google it because I learned it in biology 101.

>>137752378
It's a fallacy to say that we evolved from an animal on the earth today. We did not. We might share a common ancestor and if we were to look at an infinite line of the mother of the mother etc. of apes and contrast that a line of your own mothers, you will find after a couple (ten) thousand generations that they may start to look alike or even be the same species.

>>137760589
Because we didn't evolve from current apes. Both current apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor. Is that so hard for your tiny little christcuck brain to comprehend?

>>137752378
Everyone knows evolution is bullshit. If you've been paying attention lately, you know that the (((sciences))) are pozzed beyond repair and that almost all scientific studies are full of bullshit and invalid. This includes studies regarding evolution. You literally can't trust any of it. Anyone that claims that they know exactly how life came to be and how the universe works is full of shit.

Think about this. Do you really believe that billions of years ago, some chemicals got together in just the right way that created a chain reaction that lead to YOU? Do you really think that random chance can produce something as intricate as you? Not to mention the thousands of other animal species.

>>137758070
>>137759418
>>137760480


He's right, you know.

https://medium.com/incerto/the-intellectual-yet-idiot-13211e2d0577

>>137760842
>almost all scientific studies are full of bullshit and invalid
People like you shouldn't be allowed to use computers.

>>137760707
>we evolved from a common primate ancestor
Ahhhh...the "missing link." We have never found forensic, definitive, ,scientific proof to prove this theory (key word - theory).

So, again, answer Tim Allen's question.

>>137752378
Jesus. What a moron.

>>137752378
>IMG_2055.jpg
If god created Adam from dust, why is there still dust?

>>137760826
>humans evolved from a common ancestor.
Ahhhh...the "missing link." We have never found forensic, definitive, ,scientific proof to prove this theory (key word - theory).

So, again, answer Tim Allen's question.

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>>137760109
That creature has blue eyes due to a genetic defect you retarded fucking chimp.

>>137760320
>>137760425

Ape include a number of species, from silver back to gorillas to orangutans to humans and more. Like us they have their own evolutionary line of ancestor species that eventually led to what we have now in the modern day.

Evolution isn't a straight line. Not every animal is eventually destined to replace another and stand on two legs.

>>137752378
Maybe he should've spent more time studying than being a D list coke dealing celebrity

>>137752378
humans evolved from apes that are now extinct. other apes branched off from us a long time ago. simple as that, timmy!

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>>137759289
>http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/04/how-europeans-evolved-white-skin
I read the article but its just blah blah blah. Aint no body got time for that. 100% identical. Youre gonna tell me just coincidence? Just a coincidence the middle east is right below Europe? Just coincidence there are hundreds of white muslims living in countries like Azjerbaijan, uzebekistan, khasakstan, that the msm never touches?

Race is an agenda brother. Human "race". A race has winners and losers. Gee, who could have come up with that one.

>>137752378

as a creationist, this is a fucking stupid argument considering no one knows what tree monkey ancestor we supposedly evolved from and heretofore, idk anyone who has made a claim for actually knowing.

in cladistics you have primary characters, like skin and hair, those haven't gone anywhere either. There's some bit of almond-activation in his statement, but otherwise it's incredibly ignorant.

you can't argue against evolution with creationist propaganda. you have to actually study evolution. if you don't know the basics, you will never be taken seriously.

>>137761054
>why is there still dust?
The dust today is a distant relative, or common ancestor, of the dust that Adam came from.

>>137753778
I'm not an ape. Fuck you faggot.

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bullshit

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>>137756953
who knows, but gif related always gets me

what a fucking retard

>>137760985
> We have never found forensic, definitive, ,scientific proof to prove this theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(Australopithecus)

>>137752378
If apes came from lizards then why are there still lizards?
If lizards came from fish then why are there still fish?
If fish came from amoebas then why are there still amoebas?
If amoebas came from water, carbon and oxygen then why is there still water, carbon and oxygen?

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>>137761075
Its called albinism. Please dont take that tone of language with me sweetie.

>>137752378
If Americans evolved from Anglos then why do Anglos still exist?

>>137755060
Fuck off nigger lover

so we had adam and eve, and they had sons.

so who did their sons procreate with? how did adam's grand children come to be? did god make a bunch of other people too?

feel like i missed out on a lot in school.

>>137760985
A number of species that show the transition from ape to hominid have been found.

From Australopithicus to Homo habilis to Erectus to like a doze more "missing link" human ancestors that have led to modern day man.

>>137752378
you forgot to say
>checkmate atheists
kys you fedora

>>137761058
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_human_evolution_fossils

>>137760842
>Everyone with an IQ less than 70 knows evolution is bullshit.
Right, so why do we care what they believe?

>Do you really believe that billions of years ago, some chemicals got together in just the right way that created a chain reaction that lead to YOU?
I accept it as a fact. The universe is just this way. Yes, 99.999999999999% of the universe is extremely hostile to human life, but in the Goldilocks zone our kind of carbon based life seems to flourish. We decompose, sometimes into sedimentary rock, and then we require trace minerals from that same rock like salt, potassium and manganese.

>>137761223
>no one knows what tree monkey ancestor we supposedly evolved from

Australopithecus

>>137761501

>lucy

i love how half a skeleton of a deformed monkey that is falling apart is the usual go to example.

there's deformities in every species, except when dealing with hominid fossils that maybe could be hopefully is a transition.

I think he's memeing, guys.

>>137754825
>I use fedora memes to checkmate atheists. It's great. Someone told me the other day that the earth is round. I said *tips fedora* and they were blown the fuck out. This other guy tried to say the earth revolves around the sound. I tipped his fedora for him and he started crying. How will atheists ever recover?

>>137761223
Post grad stem grad here with Christian fundie beliefs, adaptation is real, but speciation has never been observed and is not supported by the fossil records at all. Actual proven science doesn't conflict with my fundie beliefs nor should it yours.

>>137762184
He probably is, but sarcasm and dry jokes don't translate well in written form. Poe's Law and all that.

>>137753092
funny thing is he never said that

>>137752378
>>137752832
>>137752947
We did not evolve from apes, we share a common ancestor

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>>137752378
Because they MADE good slave labor,I dont know about now, good question

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>>137761762
Yakub is real, and the most ironic thing is he is the Christians biblical JACOB. Jakob.Yakob. Yakub. One in the same.

But pol says things like "we wuz kangs!! yakub the big head scientist who created the white race! lol!!! hhhaaahaha

The truth goes right above their heads.

Yakub was real and G-d commanded him to basically mass breed Albinos on the Island of Patmos. Why? Why would he do this?

To test us. To make us different and see what we would do. To see whether the divine spirit of man could overcome the nature of his flesh.

>>137762102
>i love how half a skeleton of a deformed monkey that is falling apart is the usual go to example.

>wut are fossils

You're like those people who tried to remove cave paintings they found because they thought it was graffiti

>>137761813
No there have not. These apes are 24 chromosome pair.

>>137762440
>stating facts means I'm from reddit
the liberal talking head Tyson isn't a scientist but he isn't an idiot either

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>>137752378
>thinks humans aren't apes
Fucking retard.

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>>137752378
If white people evolved from black people, then why are there still black people?

>>137762637
sapien sapien here. Ape pls go.

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>>137762789
>If white people evolved from black people, then why are there still black people?
because black people aren't people?

>>137757457
>type it into google

Why? so Salon.com can tell you all about it? fuck off.

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>>137762789
Because white people didnt evolve. They mutated.

Its all written down in your bible if you look for it. Something along the lines of "And she will have two nations in her womb"

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>If diamonds are formed from carbon why is there still carbon?

>>137752378
>Not believing that we're an abandoned experiment created by an alien race.

>>137752378
Please tell me Tim didn't actually tweet this, I sort of respected him.

>>137752378
No matter what any scientist might tell you, Evolution theory is still only a theory.
You cannot show in an experiment how an advanced complex life form like a mammal evolves into something else.
For example turn an ape into a human.

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>>137762799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTn64Bizu2I

>>137763244
>No matter what any scientist might tell you, Evolution theory is still only a theory.
>You cannot show in an experiment how an advanced complex life form like a mammal evolves into something else.
>For example turn an ape into a human.
Every single word in this post is false. Is this copypasted from somewhere?

>>137763396
Please point me to an experiment where a scientist has witnessed how an ape tribe spawned humans through evolution.

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I literally just proved evolution to you guys. If you just go through the pictures.

>>137763579
What exactly do you think an experiment is, first of all. You sound like one of those grain-fed cattle people that can't visualize science as anything but men in lab coats pouring shit into beakers and writing on chalkboards.

>>137763093
If your going to quote the bible place the entire verse.
>“Two nations are in your womb, and two peoples from within you will be separated; one people will be stronger than the other, and the older will serve the younger.” Genesis 25:23

>>137763579
>doesn't understand how evolution works

no wonder you are confused

>>137752378
Did MKUltra people get to Tim Allen? He is a smart guy, why would he suddenly start spewing leftist memes meant to make Christians look retarded?

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>>137753092
>>137762284
wrong he said this

>>137763981
_____ _____ __ bike

>>137763981
kek

>>137752378
How could he have blown anyone out? We share a common ancestor.

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>>137752586
>>137755195
>not believing that our existence is just a coincidental gathering of matter

>>137752586
>thinking you can post "laughable" polarized concepts without giving us your idea of wtf is going on and believing we're going to respect you

>>137763626
what about the human remains found in bulgaria older than any remain found in africa?

>>137762506

you're like those grammar bolsheviks who go around correcting punctuation. here, let me fix that for your autism,

>i love how half a rock of a deformed monkey that is falling apart is the usual go to example

>>137752378
The apes that exist today aren't the same as the apes we evolved from. They kept evolving too.

>>137761401
You actually are though

>>137763093
>They mutated.
Holy fuck, American education everyone ;)

White people don't have a complete lack of melanin like albinos you daft prick haha

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>>137764422
G-d teleported them there to test you.

>>137763769
Show me any reproducible experiment, be it in labs or in any kind of real life environment that shows how evolution theory works on complex life forms.
For it to be valid it also must always produce the same expected result.
So say, put a mice colony into a high radiation environment and expect them to spawn a new generation of mice that can suddenly deal better with radiation.

>>137753387
Wait ... So you're saying we've been bred... Damn

>>137764670
They all died, genius. No organism from tens of thousands of years ago "continued evolving". Individual organisms don't evolve at all.

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>>137764734
Albinos dont have complete lack of melanin life youve been told. Look below your comment and youll see why the europeans hated you. Also proving my point. Quite ironic that your were Ireland.

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>>137764734
Your ability to tan is from having melanin bred into your ancestors. Like so.

>>137764827
You're creating arbitrary rules that deliberately go against what evolution actually is, and expecting far too much in the gap of a single generation. If you want a general idea of how this shit works then I've got a simple one for you, go look up the evolution of horse's hooves. They were originally multi-toed creatures that slowly had their toes fuse due to pressures in both their environment and their lifestyle being better served by the hoof's support.

>>137762278

speciation is a loaded term and you should avoid using it, there are many ideas on what constitutes a species and speciation has, in fact, been observed. at least that's what they claim.

A better anecdote to use is to point out the fruit fly experiment. While this is often misunderstood by creationists, it provides an unbelievably interesting paradox for evolutionists.

Imagine the most alien enivronment on earth.

I would submit to you that it is none other than a sterilized laboratory under synthetic lights, where organisms exist within petroleum cages and containers. The fruit fly experiments went through hundreds of generations. many flies developed deformities, as would be expected, but none so much as changed phenotypically or genetically in any way under these circumstances. Therefore, it may be concluded that environment either plays virtually no role in evolution (which undercuts many of the 'known' mechanisms) or extrapolation is a poor substitute for science.

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>>137752378
>thinking evolution works like pokemon leveling up

>>137765277

oops let me correct that
>changed phenotypically or genetically as a population

>>137752378
If I came from my dad, then why does he still exist?

>>137758026
Bananas have been genetically engineered dumbass.

>>137758026
Even in context that may be the dumbest argument I've ever seen

If humans evolved from niggers why are there still niggers?

>>137765546
I think what you mean is say is:

>If I descended from my grandfather, why does my cousin exist?

>>137752947
Pretty sure all bears live in the same atmosphere.

Don't use words you aren't ready for.

>>137752378
>Tim Allen just blew out atheists and scientists
Tim Allen just showed his ignorance of science.
Anyone who says mankind evolved from Apes is a moron.
Mankind and Apes evolved from a common ancestor
The evolutionary tree has many branches

>>137766046
>Pretty sure all bears live in the same atmosphere.


Who told you that? Al Gore?

Does this mean Last Man Standing wasn't satire

>>137766405
Maybe, just maybe, a comedian was trying to be funny.

>>137766577
By telling a joke that's overplayed, told by everyone before him, and wasn't all that funny in the first place? I didn't realize this was a Carlos Mencia thread.

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>>137766577 (chKeKed)
>Maybe, just maybe, a comedian was trying to be funny.

maybe, truth is stranger than fiction

>>137766693
I said "trying to be funny". I didn't say he was successful.

>>137767238
Then he still deserves to be shit on, just for being an unfunny idiot instead of an offensively stupid one.

>>137757457
>into fucking google
Yeah, because, google is always spot on:
https://www.google.com/search?q=White+couple&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwivjYWWw9zVAhXJ0FQKHUA9BDAQ_AUICigB&biw=1280&bih=659

>>137760001
>The only reason this nigger is relevant is because of Home Improvement. Great actor, shit person.
Don't forget the toy story films

>>137767994
IMHO, Jungle 2 Jungle was the superior film

>>137760204
He's a pretty notorious jackass that gets defensive and snappy over his beliefs. Not a problem in and of itself, but he'll also jump on you and attack you if you have views he's against. He's kind of a guy that tries to dish out but plays the victim card whenever he gets a taste of his own medicine.

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>>137756445
Dude not cool, not cool at all, fuck you

>>137752832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR5hFxeBaFY

>>137766405
ITT: the last gasp of dying retards who actually think evolution is a science.

evolution is evidence
evolutionism is theory

"false promisory note"---"we just haven't dug in the right place yet"

the missing link does not therefore mean that missing link will be found over time

>Why is my cousin still alive?

>>137754652
Evolution follows what's best for the organism, not needless complexity.

The reason people walk upright is so they have an easier time outside of trees on African plains. The reason they have hands is to grip shit easier. The reason they have a big brain is to use tools and shit in their hands easier.

Apes that live in jungles and shit don't need all that plain-mobility-and-survival deal. That's why they still exist.

people are so fucking stupid.

Evolution is a theory. And when you say this, they all chimp out and say "but durr in science-words theory really means fact DURRRRR"

No, it means theory. That's all it means and that's all it's ever meant. We haven't found sufficient evidence to say that humans and apes definitely evolved from a common ancestor. There's some evidence that suggests it. I personally think the theory of evolution makes a lot of sense. But only reddit intellectuals are dumb enough to think the theory of evolution is 100% fact.

Fucking stupid billnyeniggers need to stop shitting up this board with their reddit-tier understanding of science.

>>137770895
technically, it follows what's best for the gene. Slight differnce

*tips fedora*

you're welcome

>>137771469
Ah, yes. My bad.

>>137756787
More like related to Thor. Or whatever his real name was.

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>>137770895
>what's best for the organism
>technically, it follows what's best for the gene.
it's more nuanced than that,
evolution causes changes some of which are good some of which are bad and some of which do not affect the reproductive cycles or life span of the mutant.

Both good and neutral things can usually get passed down. things like 6 fingers for example are pretty neutral where as being born with no fingers can actively hurt you.

>>137752378
Uh, because evolution means adaptation, not elimination. You don't even need science, just a fucking english dictionary.

>>137752378
>>137771368
Are you being this retarded on purpose?

>>137771756
my bad, meant to link you>>137771469
as well

>>137772387
wow nice argument retard. I bet you didn't even read my post.

>>137752378
If we evolved from niggers why are there still niggers?

>>137752526
>If mirrors aren't real how can our eyes be real
jaden smith is on /pol/?

>>137752378
Everyone is misunderstanding him. I think what he trying to say is if we 1. evolved from apes 2. why are they still here and thats a very good question why the fuck are there still apes

>>137752378
Checkmate atheists

>>137771368
>We haven't found sufficient evidence to say that humans and apes definitely evolved from a common ancestor

The absolute state of education in America.

>>137773087

you retarded?

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In this moment, I am euphoric.

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>>137752378
Literally a Christ-chan meme.

>>137752378
Evolution is an occult principle, everything from the Royal Society is. Never trust the Eternal Anglo

>>137752378
if we came from our parents why are there still parents?

>>137757250
Everyone steals from her. She needs to get a jew lawyer and a shotgun desu

>>137752526
that sentence is actually impressive if you were trying to come up with the dumbest thing that was ever said

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Because you fags didn't let the KKK finish the job.

>>137773650
we haven't, dumbass. One or two very distant links is not good enough. There are still pretty fucking big gaps, so we rely on the theory to "fill them in for us".

It's not fact, you stupid cunt. Theory

>>137766046
I don't like this atmosphere you are creating, friend.

>>137773351
Are you retarded? That's a pointless question that misunderstands not just what evolution is, but even the most watered-down Hollywood science explanations of what evolution is. Do these people think that when a new species is "born" there's some kind of magical wave that shoots over the earth and converts all the existing members of the previous species into the new ones?

>>137774773
are you dumb or something? Tim Allen doesn't like apes. Hes saying that since we've evolved from them (to a higher species), why haven't we exterminated them yet.

>>137774727
>Driver at Point A travels to Point B
>Because we don't know which exit he got off the freeway on, we must assume the trip never happened and he was always at Point B. There is no Point A. What is even an alphabet?

>>137774727
>One or two very distant links is not good enough. There are still pretty fucking big gaps

Do you know what DNA is?

Do you understand that we sequenced the human genome and moved onto other animals a long time ago?

Again, THE ABSOLUTE STATE of american education. And you pay out the ass for it too!

>evolution and genes proves the racists are different
>lol evolution never happened, deus vult!

pick a side crypto-normies

>>137775057
Cool metaphor, too bad it doesn't fit the scenario. Try arguing directly instead of hoping the other guy makes your argument for you.

>>137775150
of course I do. We have certain points in the evolutionary tree, but we don't have enough to say for certain. We have enough to say, hey this is pretty good evidence for our theory, we think the theory probably holds true.

Hence, it's theory. Are you legitimately retarded?
>inb4 theory secretly means fact because reddit

>>137775187
There are gaps, but that's the thing: they're GAPS. There is still an obvious connection to anyone remotely familiar with the knowledge involved. We already have extremely sophisticated understanding of how exactly a tree-dwelling primate would become the progenitor of humanity. We already have multiple examples of our ancestors morphing over hundreds of thousands of years throughout this process. The notion that there is even such a thing as a "missing link" is bunk perpetuated by Hollywood and eaten up by normalfags like you whose closest interaction with science is watching Big Bang Theory.

I can drop a ball from the top of a building and know it's gonna hit the fucking ground, and I don't need a camera recording every millisecond of its descent to know it.

>>137752378
He's right. If we evolved from niggers, why are there still niggers?

>>137775717
yes we have a very complex theory that explains everything. There is a difference between theory and fact.

for some reason redditors such as yourself can't handle this concept. You just break down inside because your reddit autism instinct is triggered

>>137775334
Theory =/= fact, but you're a goddamn moron that doesn't understand that a scientific theory still needs evidence, grounded logic and a strong case to be called such. This isn't a claim that's being thrown out wildly with a flimsy foundation. I have to assume you're baiting because you're touching on every single checkpoint on the Retard's Guide to Misunderstanding Basic Science. It's like you've read a fucking handbook on how to be wrong on everything that comes out of your mouth.

>>137775937
The only redditor here is you, you dumb shitposter. You're far too familiar with all of this subject matter while still being completely wrong about it to be making these claims in earnest.

>>137752378
Christians actually believe this question is valid

flat earth 200 proofs -dubay

>>137752832

what the fuck is going on with the profile on that?

pig dog man?

>>137752586
THIS. Everyone knows that humans come from aliens colonizing earth!!!

>>137764831
God did. Evolution seems like the best theory in how he made us.

>>137776507
>What is it that makes a man turn neutral?

>>137756705
Tim Allen is a comedian. Only a fool would take what he says seriously.

>>137755060
you cant threaten bans nigger, it's you who deserves a ban. faggot jannie

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>>137752378
Really made me think.

>>137775939
yes and it has all that. I'm not saying it's a crackpot theory that shouldn't be listened to or even accepted by the general public, just that it's a theory, and that any good agnostic/skeptic should treat it as such.

>>137776027
see my above post. I just don't like people that treat scientism as the new religion. We should all be skeptical about everything.

For all we know, the Earth actually could be 6000 years old.

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>>137752378

litterally nobody says that we evolved from apes.

Also , don't hide behind a EU flag you dumb burger.

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>>137775334
>of course I do. We have certain points in the evolutionary tree

What you're actually saying is that you don't understand DNA.

> we don't have enough to say for certain

Yes we do, we can see the branches of the evolutionary tree so well it's rewriting the taxonomy that was based on physical remains.

> We have enough to say, hey this is pretty good evidence for our theory

Idiots like you are why popscience is a mistake. You think you learned something watching a documentary once and you can't wait to rub people's faces in your own ignorance.

Popper isn't the only person in epistemology. Even if you went by his definition alone you'd need to understand "it's just a theory" doesn't mean we could tomorrow discover the earth was actually flat. Your suggestion that we at this stage of evidence might just randomly stumble upon evidence evolution is wrong shows you don't understand what science is.

It's a narrowing cone of probability not a fucking fortune cookie lottery with new answers every time.

Your educational system has failed you, demand your money back.

>>137757508
>Scientists do not know how or why humans evolved so differently than their genetic cousins.

why does everyone think scientist know everything?

science is our best possible guess, as of now.
that is indefinitely subject to change in the near and far future if were able to do so.

>>137776852
nice reddit response. It honestly blows my mind how closed-minded and stupid people like you are. It's a theory. Why is this so hard for you dumbasses to accept? If this were 700 years ago you'd be the same dumbass calling people heretics for not accepting the "obvious truth" of God's grace. Pure cancer. Your education has failed you if you're incapable of critical thought.

>>137776830
We are apes. Of course we evolved from a thing we're already classified as.

Asking why there are still apes is the same as asking why there are still humans.

>>137777103
>why does everyone think scientists know everything

they've been brainwashed by their educational systems. Just look at this enraged swedetard right here >>137776852 He's probably never had an original thought in his life.

>>137757508
>The answer to Tim Allen is that we don't know. Scientists do not know how or why humans evolved so differently than their genetic cousins.
Actually, yes we do. The earth was going through a dramatic climate shift 6,000,000 years . Out of all the biomes in Africa, The sudden shift in temperature affected the rain forests most of all, depriving them of much needed moisture. Naturally, as tropical rainstorms in that region became less common, the local vegetation ceased to exist and thus, the landscape was quickly changed from a jungle to a savanna. What did this mean for the apes that inhabited the former jungle? Well, due to the lack of natural coverage, They had to evolve a way to move bipedally so they could navigate the Savanna more effectively.
TL;DR Due to the changing climate in equatorial Africa, the local apes that lived in the former jungle had to adapt bipedalism in order to survive, thus beginning the age of hominids.

>>137757850
There is no 'junk' DNA. You need to update your knowledge Anon.
Unless you are spouting junk science for k and if so then carryon.

Is this how dumb Americans really are?

>>137777323
>the earth was going through a dramatic climate shift six million years ago

according to our THEORIES, you stupid cunt. I wish we could ban all memeflags. you people are pure cancer

>>137752378
If whites exist why are there still blacks?
If post-punk evolved from punk why is there still punk?

>>137777626
>People still don't get it's bait

>>137777723
I don't think he's baiting. There are so many people just as reddit as this retard they're so fucking reddit i jut wanna reddit right all over my rddit

fucking REDDIT cucks from REDDIT REDDIT


DIIIIIE REDIt

>>137777170

kinda right , but , in the mind of the guy tweeting this , we evolved from chimp and he ask why is there still chimp , completly ignoring the common ancester hypothesis.

look guys,

can we actually bring some rationality here?

i think observationalism is not trite in this case.

what about traits exclusively unique to humans, that we don't find in any species on the planet.

not to discredit those who have genuinely studied this subject.

>>137778656
nah dude our brains just got super big LOL evolution what do you mean there's a missing link uhh NO havent you heard of DNA?

DNA means that humans at one point suddenly just evolved really big brains for some reason and became the first conscious species, we don't know how but like evolution dude.

EVOLUTION DUDE ITS FREAKING SCIENCE HEHEHEEE THEORY MEANS FACT ITS FRAEKING SCIENCE LIKE READ IT IN A SCIENCE BOOK BRO IM FROM SWEDEN

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>>137778511
I know. I think the guy is just baiting like those flat eartheners do just to trigger some discussion.

Also
>that spacing before punctuation
Why do frenchies do that?

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>>137752832
>not naming it niggoat.jpeg

>>137762289
Exactly. God.

>>137777950
>Reddit flag
It's a pretty widely accepted theory, mate. Sure, it's just a hypothesis and we really don't know how humans came into existence but at the moment, this is one of the best explanations we're going to get until further research is done on the subject.

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>>137778862


lmao sorry ill go read biology 101

>>137779259
yeah that's what I'm saying, it's a theory. For some reason reddit retards can't handle when anyone chooses to go against it.

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>>137752526

>>137779292
yeah dud elike bology 101 will answer this still unanswered question, and the most important question in all of human evolution

TIS FUCKING SCIENCE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH SCIENCE xDDDDDDDD LE SCIENCE MAN IS HERE FOR LE SCIENCE

>>137779259
>this is one of the best explanations we're going to get until further research is done on the subject.


people need to understand that though.

it's our most educated guess, our best theory.
does not mean that it is CONCLUSIVE.

>>137752378
hey post the same thread next month but use Steve Harvey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2I7783B24

so we can compare reactions

>why are there still apes
They also evolved from apes.

>>137752378
Christianity evolved from Judaism yet there is still Judaism

>>137752378
if evolution is real how come there are absolutely no differences between races or genders?

>>137752378
mfw i thought this was a strike towards niggers, what has pol done to me?

>>137752378
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Never change /pol/ you always give a laugh to this old soul.

>>137779847

we see different traits in species everywhere?

>>137752947
This is also why different races evolved

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Evolution us bullshit. Darwin a cock sucking faggit

>>137754442
Natural selection? All I know is a mass shooter wore a shirt that said that once

>>137779060

I don't know , it's just how it is.

>>137762289
Of which we still can't find any bones except for muh Lucy.

This shit is Not really convincing at all but I do a knowledge that it is the best we got so far.

>>137752378
Someone get this guy a Nobel Prize!

you people are retarded lol

>>137763093
So what's the dfference. The niggs are so dark because of the heat in Africa.
Hiw are their features not mutated from what came before ?

>>137752378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

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>>137779552
Science doesn't operate in the conclusive. It's all inductive reasoning. Seriously, go ahead and use science to prove to me we aren't living in a computer simulation. I'll wait.

Literally the only thing science allows someone to prove conclusively is their own existence.

>>137752378
Why ARE there apes?

>>137778862
>DNA means that humans at one point suddenly just evolved really big brains for some reason and became the first conscious species, we don't know how but like evolution dude.

that humans are intelligent as they are really is just one big fluke
https://www.sciencealert.com/dna-replication-has-been-filmed-for-the-first-time-and-it-s-stranger-than-we-thought

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>>137781129

yeah you're right dude lol

but there a lot of people treating science like it is an ultimate truth

>>137763981
My sides are currently blasting off

>>137781641
>but there a lot of people treating science like it is an ultimate truth
You don't have to view science as the ultimate truth to realize it is the reasonable truth, and that's quite frankly the best you're going to get.

>>137774434
It's Will Smith's son that said it

proof:

https://twitter.com/officialjaden/status/329768040235413504?lang=en

>>137782372

>quite frankly the best you're going to get

lmao fuck off I'm still young ill study the field and further expand its knowledge for future generations,

xo

>>137782787
>lmao fuck off I'm still young ill study the field and further expand its knowledge for future generations,
That would still be science.

>>137752378
>that episode where he's checking out his [character's] son's butt crack

Another pedo celeb fans the flames of superficial conflict? What a surprise.

>>137782912

indeed-e-do

people treating it as the be all and end all of knowledge is what I'm jeering at pal

not science, i love science

>>137765329
>ctrl+f pokemon
>1 of 1 match
Figured more people would be pointing out the obvious.

>>137752378

That's just such a pleb argument to make.

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>I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>137752378

Humans and apes share a common evolutionary ancestor that forked off into two different species. Tim's not even asking the correct question.

>>137783635

this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>137761469
Favourite childhood memory?

>>137757850
Why aren't they still turning into humans?

>>137777777