Finalists for 2024 Mars colony confirmed http://www.worldfa

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4227854/UAE-build-CITY-MARS-2117.html
http://www.emiratesmarsmission.ae/

:^)

>>137691603
As long as they are rational and logical individuals that do not depend in cuckstianity, I am okay with the candidates. These people should not be blinded by emotion and religion, instead, they should have a clear view of advancing scientific developments.

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>>137691603
>and that they'll be exporting cuck porn

>>137691603
>A black man from Mozambique

It says 4 humans, where are the other two?

>>137691603
Just fucking guess who stacey-saddam is gonna take dik from on mars

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>>137691603
Like the first monkey in space, these 3 are dumb animals given a noble purpose, to sacrifice themselves for science. Earth is not sending it's best, especially if it's a suicide mission.

muh diversity

>>137692716
He'll have to felch his sperm from her vag for sustenance

>>137691603
Roastie gonna love it! Flat earth btfo?

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kek

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>>137691603
>2024
>the non-profit "Mars One"
>Not NASA
lmao this shit is NEVER going to happen!

>>137693228
lmao

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>>137691603
I dunno, I have a hard time being outraged about a sandnigger fucking a nigger in front of a limey cuck.

It sucks that we're not sending our best and brightest, but if we were sending our best and brightest it would just be a shuttle full of white men like it was back in the good old days.

>>137693408
>Fun facts about Demartrius
>Demarius has a 9 inch dick

>>137693322
>>137693408
First for nigger martians

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
This fucking timeline, I swear...

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
If Aliens find these people we're fucked

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>>137693228
#blacked

>>137691603
Stop posting this you cuck, all they want is for you to pay them money. There were many such examples of Mars missions since 50ies. They literally sound like a bad B-movie. I am sure if they ever get to become something they will instantly join with NASA and Google, there's just no independence in USA.

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>>137691603
>Women computer scientist.

They are fucked lol, that rocket's crashing.

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>>137691603
>implying space is real

>>137691603
The 3 finalists, summarized more aptly:

>1: A white limey who doesn't want to have sex, at all
>2: An immigrant slut who wants to have sex but doesn't like marriage or commitment
>3: A Mozambican scholar who wants love and thinks he will miss pussy dearly
>The three are tasked with traveling to and colonizing Mars

What did (((they))) mean by this?

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this is so retarded, it's not even funny
we don't even have a moon base, and seriously toying with the idea of colonizing Mars

>can't even theoretically shield from radiation for such a long trip

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>>137693760
Yeaaaaa, nothings going to go wrong here.

>>137693228
we sending school shooters into space now

>>137694126
Diversity in USA exists so all layers of society pay them money, same with films, same with this shit. It's not about real diversity, it's just about shekels.

This sound like a plot of 90s comedy movie.

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>muh mars
>muh moon
>muh spinning dreidel earth
>muh curve
>muh gravity

just a bunch of jew/masonic/jesuit ballshit

this mars nonsense ought to be a wakeup call if you're still asleep

Taking bets on whether the Iraqi his snackbar and blows up the colony before the dindu kills the other two and starts demanding regular food shipments

>>137693760
To be fair, I've had the pleasure to work with excellent female computer scientists and engineers. Worked for an IT company for a few years and the CEOs tried to keep a 50:50 quota among employees, but cherry-picked who they hire. Some were bitches, but so were some of the guys too.

>>137694126
Defiantly intentional.
Those are not points you usually use to describe a person

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
So have they planned the backup mission yet?

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>>137693787
Flat earth thread!

>>137691603
Say what you will about Elon Musk but with his new plan to send people to Mars no one is a more creative serial killer.

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>>137694417

>>137691603
I'm not worried - in all likelihood none of these faggots will go to Mars, and if by some fluke they do, they won't live for very long.

Space doesn't have time for anyone's bullshit. It doesn't care about social justice, it doesn't care about trigger warnings. There's a billion fucking ways for space to kill you at any given moment and if you let your guard down for an instant it will.

Pussies won't survive in space.

>>137694587

the stupidity of flat earthers never ceases to astound

This shit looks fake. It reads like some mentally ill tumblr cunts fictional blog.

Poor Martians never had a chance

Where is the jewish?
How could they forget the 6 millions?
It's literally another shoah.

>>137691603
All of them screened for appropriate opinions beforehands, of course, and likely to enter into a threesome cuck relationship.

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408

This has to be fake. It legitimately sounds like someone's cuck fantasy that they would post on some tumblr blog... or /pol/ at 3am.

>>137691603
>>A black man from Mozambique

This nigger is going to murder the white kid and rape the woman 30 seconds after lift off live on tv and theres not a fucking thing anybody can do about it. No police in space.

>>137694719
Stop belittling people :'(

Why else wouldn't America want North Korea to launch satellites into the dome?

It's not even a joke anymore:
What do you call a black person on Mars? -a problem
What do you call all black people on Mars? -a solution

NUKE MARS

Mars was suppose to be the white man's new home, not the first interracial breeding ground.

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>>137691603

>>137695695
dont worry, theyre not going to make it there

But how will the black man leave the women when he gets her pregnant? If he runs away in space he dies.

>>137691603
Two guys, one girl.
For the rest of their life.
Who the fuck thought that's a good idea?
Are they just hoping for murder, to have a good reality show?

>>137693228
>>137693319
>>137693322
This is going to make the best BLACKED plotline

>>137695528
Good point. That'd raise some questions.

I can tell you're very attractive and smart

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>>137695432
>No police in space.
WRONG!

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>>137695837
Blacks can't float

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>>137691603
You could just enslave the other colonists and the cucks on earth won't be able to do anything about it.

>>137695952
>Zimbawbwe,Sadamm Hussein and mr. bean exit their space capsule to celebrate making it to mars
>Its already been inhabited by space nazis

>>137695695

They probably can't have children there. Mars' gravity fucks them up, they ll be stillborn.

>>137691603
pro-tip to all: mars one isn't going to happen. it's a plan to use currently non-existent hardware made by companies who have not agreed to partake in the mission. it is, for all intents and purposes, hypothetical.

Why the hate on Chaldeans?

>>137696336
Iraqis are no longer Chaldean.

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408

Tbh the African seems the most normal of the three

>>137696585
This one seems to be.

>>137694714
>There's a billion fucking ways for space to kill you at any given moment and if you let your guard down for an instant it will.

That's why I'm an environmentalist nowadays. Not an activist by far, but my attitude changed a lot. "hurr let's fuck up our planet, then we can still go to space and find a new one" Yeah, that'll work out greatly.

>>137693760
>Graduate
Shouldn't there be some sort of title aswell? Professor? Doctor? Master? Or just a Bachelor?

>>137696625
She is just a secular westernized Arab mudshit formerly inhabiting Iraq.

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>>137693228
>Ryan's never had the desire to have sex and has never kissed anyone
>The reason he wants to find a life on Mars is to leave behind a legacy

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They will feed you with this mars shit year after year.
And nothing will happen.
Space is hoax.

>>137696336

If you call yourself a Chaldean you'd better be Nassim Taleb-tier based and able to back it up. This bitch is basically a generic shitlib

Someone photoshop the nigger hand onto the sand nigger.

>>137695932
No I am quite a disgusting human bean.

>falling for MarsOne bullshit
Are y'all retarded or what?

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>>137691603
>>A beta male from the UK
>>An Iraqi-American woman
>>A black man from Mozambique
RIIIIIII FUCKING STOP ALREADY YOU FAGGOT LEFTITS
RACE WAAAR NOOOWWW 1488
this makes sooo fucking MAAAAD

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
>Kissless virgin, muslim Stacey, LeDeshon Muhdickus
>Literally cuck porn on fucking mars
Humanity was a mistake

>>137693228
Which epsiode of MDE world peace is this skit from?

>>137691603
>beta male
>some whore
>bbc
Are you fucking kidding me?
Theyre literally exporting cuckolding to mars
JUST

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>>137696625
Actual Chaldeans

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>>137691603

It's a good thing the space program is totally fake. Nothing has ever been sent into space.

>>137692351
this desu

>>137694437
>50:50 quota

Those jobs belonged to more qualified males.

>>137693228
>fun facts
>all those backhanded compliments

all the nasa guys /ourguys/?

>>137696691
No title if all you have is a Bachelors or Masters, unless you have a professorship or doctorate...

Probs has a 3y bachelor program.

2 less coloreds on earth :)))

This will end well... for us.

Going to be one hell of a laugh when they die.

>>137698135
It will also be livestreamed, in all likelihood. If the mission even happens, that is.

>>137697472
I think so, they do some pretty funny shit. Hanging upside from harnesses etc, brilliant physical comedy.

>>137694126

>Sending a cuck, a terrorist and a nigger to Mars.

Fucking hell, we're never going to make any progress here.

>>137693228
these fucking kikes

>>137691603
This is a scam, from what I've heard, even a finalist came out and said it a couple months ago. Also you people actually think NASA and SpaceX (who are the only to companies who possess rockets that have the potential to reach mars) are actually going to let these diversity quota reality TV stars go to space instead of their highly trained, astronauts I don't think so. Also I follow the subject of space flight very closely on the internet and it's obvious from the current rate of development that we won't visit Mars until the 2030's.

test
1
2
3

why do I get the feeling they wanted to fulfill the diversity checklist, aka nigger and woman (((middle-eastern)))

>>137691603
>A black man from Mozambique
Well, I guess the jigg is up

>>137691603
You all do realize that they are going to make an internet broadcast of a year or two of them spending time on earth "preparing" for Mars, in a locked out environment? They obviously won't fly to Mars but they are still doing the cuck porn

>>137692485
Underrated af Frenchie.

>>137691603
I hope the aircraft implodes at launch.

>>137693568
That was actually one of Bradbury's stories in The Martian Chronicles

why are the martians going to be so ugly?

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>>137699894
My wife's son and I had a hearty kek, thank you, sir!

We're not going to Mars. Try motivating the number of top people necessary to do something like this only to send those losers into space. There's no cultural desire to do something so lame.

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>>137694306
Gains good, pando.

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>>137699342
You having problems posting, bruh?
My net is down and 4chan has been funky too. It may be HAPPENING

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>>137691603

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>2 blacks are sent to Mars
>aliens see them
>register all humans as low-IQ with a surplus of warrior gene
>they decimate Earth

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>>137691603
The men are gonna fight to the death for the reproductive rights

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>>137693228

>>137695023
Building a mars holocaust museum is priority number 1, after the cuckshed is built for the brit.

>>137700335
will the children end up with new mutations in dna from exposure to mars' atmosphere

>>137693760
Into what?

>>137691603
>we are offloading our undesirables onto other planets now
wew

>>137693228
>never had the desire to have sex
prime specimen for founding a new colony

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>>137691603
Nothing is confirmed dumbass.

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408

Oh no way this is too ironic.

>>137691603

>Preside over what could become one of the greatest accomplishments in human history.
>Use it for ham-fisted diversity virtue signaling.

That crew will never work out. They will die within a year. I am not even saying that because I am against the obvious multicultural agenda, I am saying that as a fact.

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408

>>137694697
yeah lets trust the jews to tell us the "truth" :D

>>137691603
Mars One is a scam.

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>>137693228
>sending KHHV into space
this CANNOT go wrong

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>>137692485

Bogdangrad. Soon.

>>137701889
>http://www.worldfactsftw.com/in-2024-4-humans-will-go-to-mars-and-never-return-meet-3-finalists/
its all fake

>>137691603
Stuck in a tin can with a nigger and once a week low tide, or lord the smell. If only the third was a fat neckbeard for a trifecta of odor.

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>>137693322
>>137693408
>>137693228
>exporting cuck porn
>ryan never kissed or had sex
>dina not wanting to pass on genetics
>jeremias afraid he might fall in love
holy shit, not even blacked dot com could make this shit up

>>137694306
fucking dickhead, i had to train ages for muscle ups and this twat just plays around doing them while staring at the camera with 0 effort

I wanna fight it and im vegan.

>>137691603
The black guy will kill the white guy.

>>137692351
>>137691603
Not just any cuck porn
Zero/Low-gravity space cuck porn!

>>137696862
No shit

>>137691603
>nigger has sex with sandnigger
>sandnigger doesn't care about him, likes to sexually tease beta cuck in front of nigger
>nigger falls in love
>nigger kills beta cuck and sandnigger, believing sandnigger commited adultery and it was all white mans fault
>nigger dies of starvation as he is not capable of producing food by himself

here's your plot twist

Fake

>>137692939
lol

>>137696725
lol

>>137691603

I hope Cody use them for Ricky-tier experiments.

>>137691603
The white guy can recite 90 digits of pi and the other two are just fun and kooky.

Between the three of these misanthropes imagine the smug space conversations they'll have.

One of them will snore really loudly and it will result in a murder.

Imagine if one of them just goes postal.

>>137691603
Engineered diversity. Fake diversity.

This will have the same success rate that our modern societies.

half white/iraqi people are hot, so im fine with this

i hope they have ropes on mars though

also, what are the logitistics of murder on another planet? would nasa launch a ship full of cops to go arrest them?

>>137707200
Well theres your fucking problem, treefucker

Except they aren't going anywhere, ever. Get real. Mars one won't even be afford to launch a small satellite to earth orbit, let alone mars orbit, let alone send people to mars.

This shit costs billions and requires government intervention or elon tier government subsidy. Trying to pitch it as a reality tv show was absurd.

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Do you think they'll rape her?

>>137708310
Oh for sure. I mean, I would after enough time and desperation... gotta make a colony.

>>137708310
No, the Brit will go full supreme gentleman and open the airlock when the black guy is in the middle of colonising her.

>>137691603
>It's great to see we'll be having diversity on Mars, and that they'll be exporting cuck porn
They'll be dead before they get there, you realise this trip to Mars is a one way ticket. We should encourage more scum to leave.

>>137708310
No we'll get to watch interplanetary cuckporn and starvation all at the same time.

>>137707840
My money is on Dina.

>>137693408
is this mars mission being run by the Swedish government or Goldstein & sons XXX or something?

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
>first ever cultural export of our planet and species
>its the greatest multiracial cuck fantasy ever created

I can almost vividly imagine the white virgin slitting their throats in frustration once he gets tired of the daily loud sexual noises

>>137699118
Maybe we're just pretending that they're going to Mars but actually they are being launched into the sun and the program director is 1488

>>137708275
what? You think you can just go rep out muscle ups without training? nigger pls

>>137691603
Jesus fucking christ. Tell me this is fake

Was watching a YouTube video discussing the psychological effects of a Mars trip. Apparently US colonists had such wide land given to them that families became very isolated and violent behaviour became very common. Mars trip would probably be the same

>>137695927
kek

BLACKED.....IN......SPAAAAAAACE......

>>137694336
Great, he will kill them all on mars followed by himself. Then we can send the actual candidates.

>>137708310
>Do you think they'll rape her?
>A Mozambique man
Take a guess... The camera's will conveniently "mailfunction" when that happens.

>>137691603
God fucking dammit, that was our chance. Mars was always our final worst case chance if everything else fails, to leave to, because the niggers would never be able to reach us.

Of course the ones to smother that dream in the crib would be fellow whites, because no one else would be able to do it otherwise.

As if they don't always send a few chimps first.

>>137710987
British propaganda

This is why i unironically don't want any space advancement or colonization until we live in an uncucked society.

mars one is a total scam

also lmao I remember in like 2005 they were saying we'd be in mars by now

it's never gonna happen, if it does it'll be pajeets since they can do it because their space program cost pennies compared to nasa

>>137692153
>These people should not be blinded by emotion
>iraqi and negro not being flaming libs and basing all of their beliefs on muh emotions

>>137692485
Wait what? France??

So... how soon do you think the will fail?

>>137713375

it wont even begin. this is just one of the many mars scams.

ill wait for NASA or elon musk to do something

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>>137708310
Very fucking pithy lady. Fatalism before a crazy-important mission inspiring and doesn't bring up doubts from anyone.

These people are like robots but less charismatic. Might as well wait to build better robots to set up colony than these space-clowns..

>>137695325
>>137694126
>>137691603
There are now 660 finalists. (((Meet 3 finalists)))

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
>only planet x can save this universe from the failure that is humanity

>>137693228
Okay this is just deliberate

>>137711613

even with cameras what would they do to prevent a rape ? Send the space police that will reach mars in 9 months ?

>>137707625
>live feed reaches Earth
>"obviously it's that fucking white nazi's fault"
>from now on, space missions will be staffed by PoCs only
>fast forward few hundred years
>all the niggers and subhumans were put on ships and catapulted from earth
>all white Terran utopia
I can live with that

Good thing they're sending monkeys first.

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
I cannot believe what I'm reading; don't they have to pass a psyche examination?

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>putting this dude with no fear of death and nothing to lose on your space ship

lol if you don't think this is the next reality tv show, they're just going to fake sending them to mars and set up a mars tv set

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
>Interplanetary cuckholding

Good send some test dummies to learn from. They've already accepted their death by starvation/asphyxiation.

I would love to go as a scientist, but I don't want to get cucked on some wasteland rock.

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>>137691603
Please blow up at launch

man if i was going up to mars the first thing i would do is raise the swastika flag and do a roman salute while speaking in the camera. " in the name of the National Socialist german workers party I hereby declare this planet to be the property of The First Interstellar Reich. Heil Hitler". and then watch on livestream as the worlds cucks and leftists commit mass suicide.

>just nazi daydreams

>>137716192
im sure the Iraqi chick will take care of that

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>>137711071

>>137716237
>land
>get out
>be the first man on mars
>take the flagpole
>tear off whatever cuck flag they gave you
>puncture nigs helmets with said flagpole
>hoist your flag

>>137692153
>should not be blinded by emotion and religion

Implying modern day progressives are somehow NOT blinded by emotion and need to feel validated

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
these people are going to die in space

I bet all three of them die of starvation of suffocation.

>>137692808
UMA DELICIA

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
ayy lmaos turn 360 degrees and hyperdrive away

>>137716319
This genuinely made me laugh

Has meme magic gone to far?

>this group of fucking retards will experience the most difficult space travel in human history

Cant wait

>>137691603
You know "Mars One" is a complete scam, right?
They haven't planed anything flr the launch vehicles, the long trip to Mars nothing they're just imagining how they're gonna live there, but have nothing planned of how they're gonna get there

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>>137691603
>>137692095
>>137692153
>>137692351
>tfw the two men battle for reproductive rights on Mars, televised (live with a delay of course) for the world to see

Seriously, they are gonna have sex right? That's a long journey
>

>>137718374
Of courshe

>>137691603
will there be room for a cuckshed on mars

>>137707200
>vegan
That's your problem friendo

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>>137691603
>NASA goes with a Navy SEAL Harvard M.D.
>These guys go with a physics student, pajeet meme degree and a """doctor""" educated in the system that awards PhDs for proving gays are unnatural with magnets

>>137691603
It doesn't matter. These roasties will die there

Would a kissless virgin from /pol/ have been a better option?

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>>137691603
>non-profit that barely made 900k $ from schmucks crowdfunding it
>organizing a mission that costs tens of billions
Ayylmao, cucks and shitskins lose again. Ma boi Musk will be the first white (aka human) on Mars.

>>137691603
How long until the nigger rapes and kills the other two?

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>>137694437
I worked in several software companies and never seen women as good as some men can be. They can be harder working and more organized, but they lack imagination and talent.

Recently , one of my esteemed female colleagues , married one of our clients from US , after hiding the relation for 2 years. Read, she was supposed to be doing PHP , instead she fucked the customer. How about that ?

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA.
They're a bunch of autists.

>>137691603
F I T T

>>137691603
Can't wait until the nigger kills the white guy than rapes the roastie and forces her to have his kids. God just imagine, you can do whatever you want, because nobody else to stop you. Hnnggg

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
>when the memes write themselves

>>137707200
tfw can barely get the novice movements on muh rings

>>137691603
Poor based black man can't help but to fall in love, ugh, so sad he's such a helpless passionate fit romantic.
I sure do hope he doesn't fall in love with Dina... she's not one for love she only likes quick passion.

>>137696625
Is she from El Cajon, CA? I think they all live here

>Two men and one woman

It's like they're trying to create the first extra-planetary murder-suicide.

>>137714248
So are these just the people guaranteed to be first and there are 660 in total going?

>>137691603
Man am I glad I never bothered signing up for that. I would have had to suffer the humiliation of being lumped in with or, worse yet, losing to those misfits.

>>137691603
More likely - henigger will die from "an accident" or cuck will be openly declared infidel, killed earlier and both niggers will die in actual accidents.

>>137715633
Jesus christ, the nigger doesn't even look like the kind-of civilized ones you find her in America. He's full blown ape. It wouldn't be a surprise if he managed to rape Dina and murder Ryan

>>137691603
Sorry but I don't think so. I'll make sure I get myself on Mars first as a white man. It is now my life's mission.

>>137718374
its 100% assumed they will have sex

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>>137693319
If they can pay us for N1 rebuilt, they can go to Mars at any day, when mars is on our side of the sun in the third stage of the rocket without refuelings and shit like that.

>Middle easterners despise black people.

>>137694425
Safe bet the gentleman from Mozambique will either:
1. get affronted by an innocuous comment from the cuck.
2. have his advances against the Iraqi scorned.

Either will result in a murderous rage that will see the crew murdered and the mission scuttled. Be lucky to make it to launch day.

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
This can't be true, holy shit

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
Please be troll

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next thing you know, it's columbia disaster all over again

>>137699337
Because its forever and you cant force an astronaut to fuck off from earth until he dies

>>137694306
I`ll tell you what`s funny. Losing the space race and then declaring, that you`ve won it, because you`ve shot a moon landing in hollywood.

Anglo fruit is coming back on them crashing down. Now niggers will land (and die, but who cares - their death is already declared to be a fact), people will watch poorly made fakes of how they walk there and that would be another great argument for affirmative action and money sucking machine for any cuck, that wants "to make muh change", that will back up soros finances.

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408

>>137721296
>>137721919

He will murder the crew and it will become a big and interesting news story as there is nothing anyone can do about it

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>>137722136
t. believer

>>137694306
chill leaf bro, it's like sending animals to die during the space race
they're all going to die, but it's for science

Space is fake you astrotard.

>>137691603
>sending wimps and shitskins to Mars

Downside???

>>137691603
>A beta male from the UK
taxable

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W E
E

>>137722454
> look Johnny, niggers and wimps been to mars, but (you) are on the top side of wage gap...

>>137715144
MFW it's not a coincidence a White South African built a re-usable rocket.

>>137693760
> with no survivors

>>137722454
Waste of money.
Upside: the most outragious joke humanity produced so far.

>>137722725
It`s recyclable, not reusable.

Even NASA recently admitted that they don't have the funds to go to Mars. How are they going to fund it?

It also takes 6 months to get to Mars. How are they going to survive during that time? It's a scam.

>>137691603

They're going to send people to mars without a hole to fuck and they think that won't devolve to lord of the flies by the time it lands?

>>137722844

There are humans on mars right now.

>>137691603
At least (((they))) are not there. Even on Christopher Columbus's voyage to America the jews were a part of the crew. They always try to be involved in all expeditions so that they will maintain their grip and relevance in society.

>>137694587
This makes no sense

>>137691603
>humans-will-go-to-mars-AND-DIE

fix that for you

>>137694719
>not realizing 99.9% of the flat earther shit is LARPing libshits trying to mock the "deniers" of the CO2 God

wew

>>137695896
The white guy is clearly a homo in the closet. He'Loki like that muzrat bitch so the BBC would hav eno other choice but to use him. That is until they find the aliums.

>>137691603
What if both of them decide to fuck and rape her on Mars? Can NASA even do anything about it?

>what are you gonna do? fly over here all the way from earth to arrest me?

>>137692485
>Where are the other three?
ftfy. and that is only if that anglo cuck can even be called human. I doubt that any of them bar the Mozambique guy can even survive the astronaut prep. 5 full years of non-stop intense physical training, just to see your muscles turn to jelly again during the flight there.

>>137693228
he gonna get raep'd by >>137693408 after the murderaep of >>137693322

70 percent of the applicants that made it intot he top 100 are white.

you don't understand. By sending the literally worst subjects possible (white trash, a woman and nonwhite on top of that and a FUCKING NIGGER) they aim to demonstrate that their technology is completely and utterly fool-proof; and that Mars colonisation can be started without any risk in bulk.

Also extra keks if they die in space or in mars and vice writes
>is space racist? Why we need to stop radiation privilege
>Is Mars racist? Mars was a roman god, fascists are inspired by romans

>>137722844
Nasa did not promote nuclear energy, while they need some isotopes and they bought last existing stash of it from Russia for last rover mission.

Nasa today is a bunch of feel-good cucks.

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>>137691603
I don't even want us to go to Mars yet because you know the first person chosen to set foot there will either be a jew or a sassy black qwain who dun' need no man

>>137722844
its already been exposed as a scam multiple times but retards FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE@!@@@ on kikebook

>>137692153
2/10 bait. Nearly replied.

>>137692485
Kek

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>>137691603
Mars is just what NASA says when they want more shekels.

Government is too fucked to rely on for something so important.

>>137691603
Even NASA has no money for that. It's a scam.

>>137691603
>A beta male from the UK
>An Iraqi-American woman
>A black man from Mozambique

I hope this is a joke, or that they all burn up in flames.

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>>137693228
oh jesus fucking christ

>>137712441
no evidence moron

This is a great test for prog faggot beliefs.

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
Dear Mars, i humbly apologize.

>>137723844
It's a LARP. It's a 900k$ crowdfunding meme.

>>137693408
>the nigger from Africa is the most white

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
Ok /pol/, see this from a positive perspective:
They are shipping off cucks and shitskins from our planet. NASA's plan is to actually clean up our planet from their filth by banning them to a deserted planet.

>>137693760
sure thing moron, have you heard about eniac and who have written first compilers, not to mention ada lovelace?

>>137722331
something like big brother in space
actually would watch it

>>137693760
She looks kinda hot, fit eastern pussy, I hope the brit creampies her.

>>137691603
>Dina Masodi
hot as hell would wife that chick

>>137724531
Yeah, no laws, no consequences, no way out. All forced into situation of epic proportions against the cold backdrop of mars

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>>137722844
Well, I'd say now we at least have the means to pass through the Van Allen radiation belts.

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Are people here legitimately dumb enough to believe that this is real ? Do you actually think that they would chose random fags to go on a space exploration mission ?

Are you for real, niggers ?

>>137695927
Can't beat Kendra's obsession IMO, followed by the gangbang.
Whatcha gon do bout dat whiteboi?

>>137694437

Really? I work in IT and honestly I've never met a woman which I honestly considered really good at it.

Then again, I don't consider 90% of the men good either.
Most people can barely hold two abstraction layers in their fucking head, getting them to do things the proper way is like trying to teach carpentry to a dog or something.

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
This is a disaster on the making, there are so many things that could go wrong...

Scenario #1
>The girl accepts the nigger's advances on her, and they forget the beta cuck exists. Neglected and with no one or nothing to turn to, the cuck goes insane, kills the couple on their sleep and offs himself.

Scenario #2
>The girl rejects the nigger's advances. Since
nigger are animals with no self-restraint, he will turn violent and attempt to take her by force. The girl will try to stick with the white cuck for protection, to no avail. The nigger will kill them both and then just chill around until he dies of starvation. The mission will be quietly aborted and silenced.

>Mars 2024
Maybe 2054

I hoped it would be like Red Dwarf, funny banter while completely cut off from meaningful contact with other humans.

couldnt get one more fucking aspie fat white woman for him?

These people are going to be locked forever in a desert military facility in front of a green screen for the rest of their lives. Ha ha.

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>>137725693
>mars first habbening threads
I can't wait.

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
This is like one of my Japanese animes, unreal.

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>>137720042
>own it!
>never stop hacking
>Apple

>>137725980
this, whitebois gonna get what's coming to them in space.
WE
WUZ
SPACEINVADERZ

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>>137691603
As soon as something doesn't go according to plan:
>Britbong panics and gets too flustered to be able to fix the problem
>woman screams and gets in the Bong's way
>black guy intensely stares at the woman's ass and says "AYO HOL UP *smacks lips* we cuh juss radio back to Earth for help" but he has no clue what he's talking about, so Earth can't help
>SHEEEEEEEEEIT

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
>sending a bunch of sociopaths to start a new civilization on another planet

What the fuck? Why does this feel like a Vault-Tec experiment?

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>>137726516
>SPACE JAMAL DINDU NUFFIN
>HE WUZ A GOOD OL BOY GETTIN HIS SPACE LIFE BACK ON TRACK

>>137693228
/ourguy/

>>137726259
>DOS NT is superior to Unix

>>137691603
>they think they r going to Mars
>they think humanity will ever leave Earth

>>137726783
>WE
>WUZ
>KANGTLERY

>>137692351
This. We need to kill the Jews before we can explore the far reaches of space or GNFOS will become reality

>>137692153
Enjoy your space mulattoes, commie

>>137693228
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING KIKES

>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
This is literally interstellar cuck porn. I'm done. End the world. Just end it. We've clearly failed as a species.

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Mars is already occupied

>>137693479
The reason to be outraged is until we've dealt with the JQ we'll never have a decent space presence. These rat-faced fucks are getting in the way of our glorious destiny as a species.

>>137695837
underrated

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>>137691603

Mars One is still alive? I thought it died years ago when they found out that the organization doesn't have enough funds to even lift off the ground, let alone reach Mars.

>>137696770
It will be so long as (((they))) are still alive

>>137729096
I can already imagine the plot.
They introduce each other and the woman tells them about how she doesn't believe in love.
The cuck thinks he has found a kindred spirit and discusses his lack of desire for intimacy
They get along and he starts having feelings for her. he starts 'changing' because of her
But, he backs off because she 'doesn't believe in love'
He then walks in on them in passionate throes and the girl is screaming at the top of her lungs about how much she loves the bull and his cock
cuck touches his weenie and cries
THE END

>>137691603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm5wmuWZBw4

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
First I cried from laughter, then I cried from sadness.

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>>137693228
>>137693322
>>137693408
w- what the fuck are they looking for in people to send to spehs?

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>>137691603
Hope it meets the same fate as the Challenger space shuttle. Fuck space exploration. Waste of resources.

>>137729603
10/10 would fap to

>>137691603
Reality TV is getting weird.

>>137704044
We don't deserve to colonize the stars until we've sorted out our shit at home.

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>>137694306
They won't even have the Mars landing tech down very well. Instead of wasting weight, money, and tech on even trying, this mission is just going to slam these fuckers into Mars at full speed. Just like they're doing with that probe and jupiter.

>ok kiddos 30 minutes left to impact
>iraqi+nigger start trying for one last chance at love
>nu-cuck says he'll just browse reddit until the end
> !!! his unmodified TCP/IP stack can't handle the latency
>g-g-guys? could I join in?
>the ship hits mars just as the nig nuts
>cuck's last thought as the gravity starts to apply, bringing the goo down onto his face
>"that's pretty nea--"

>>137712270
This

>>137722968
That's how you know it's a scam.

>>137691603
Fuck, I'd be making Martian babies with her.

>>137694306
Man that panda is fucking cute

>first colonists on mars
>become word famous
>frantically track their every move
>literally billions of people follow them, they become part of western pop culture ,most strongly impressionable white teen girls
>The only stand-in for white men is a numale incel
>Unsuprisingly thr chick goes for the BBC
>omg whitebois cant compete is literally the staple of every msm outlet now
>The first woman colonist choose a BLACK MALE
>the sexual denigratio ,image of the white incel cuck as an avatar of the white male and black bull is burned into billions of white girls minds
>bombastic explosion of interracial sex and relatiknships and further alienation and shame is cast upon white boys and men, marking them as outcasts in this new brave world

>rubbinghand.jpg

>>137730720
Launch the nukes

>>137691603
Sacrifices to the Galactic Ghoul. The earth will be consumed shortly after.

>>137720399
LIGHT THE GOOD OL DAYS

>>137699894
Or the nigg is going up