>be poortufag
>be killed by a fucking tree
Portugal-Aland war when?
https://www.google.pt/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/15/falling-tree-madeira-religious-festival-kills-11-people/amp/
Bonus point: Madeira means timber in Portuguese
>>137604071
Killed them at a church, a bad omen
>>137604071
I have literally stood at the spot that this tree came down. It was over a decade ago but still.
Bonus bonus points: Madeira was slavery central.