>parents send me to the psychologist and psychiatrist because

That actually happened to me as well. She had a normie butterfly tattoo, as well.

What did she say to you? Link?

How old are you?

>>137599264
Women love that contrarian shit, she will want to fuck you in order to convert you

>>137599264
>Lefty psychologist
I mean, do what you want (snek intensifies) but all the lefty "social workers" I've met are like children in the head.
One of them told me to stop scaring some of my teachers....long story.

She will take it personal and make you an enemy. Nowadays all lefties think the same way.
¿Y cuál es tu problema? Yo tambié voy bastante mal pero estoy buscando un trabajo, me compré pesas y salto la soga para hacer algo.
¿Cómo aguantan tus ojos estar todo el día adentro?

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>>137599264
I can see this going on like the plot of a porno
>Anon, are you sure you dont want to join the workers struggle against the bourgeois?
>Unzips shirt

>>137599264
Honesty is mandatory in this business, unless you want to sabotage your parents efforts.

Of course you should tell. It should be fun.

>>137600775
>Grabs keys

>>137599264
>parents send me to the psychologist

You cant post here if you are underage anon.
Go back to mediavida or forocoches or something

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>>137599264
>my female psychologist is a member of podemos

>>137601330
Bueno amigo, yo me sentía casi igual que vos hace 3 años (tengo 22) y sólo fue para peor.
Por favor, me quedaría más tranquilo sabiendo que mi vida patética me dió la experiencia para salvar a alguien al menos.

Aceptame sólo estos consejos.

1- He visto en Aamazon.es y tiene mancuernas baratas. Compra al menos una y empieza con lo que puedas, nadie nació fuerte. El ejercicio es la mejor terapia, memes aside es la verdad, fue el único tiempo en que me sentí feliz, pateando idiotas en Taekwondo (meme sport, don't do it)

2- Sal a leer afuera. Si, suena simplsita, pero te va a ayudar a entender mejor el mundo y a dejar de se murcielago. Search for /pol/ reading guides.

Hacé esa rutina por 1 mes y fijate los resultados, en cuanto a comida, tan sólo deja las gaseosas y la comida chatarra. Más adelante si querés podés hacer dieta.

>>137601569
Who even browses these nowadays? He's probably raised on american internet.

>>137599264
Tell her you want to size her means of reproduction

>>137602427
¿Qué estudiaste?

>>137599264
Blame everything on your parents and say they molested you.

>>137602427
Lo que de verdad te habría levantado el ánimo es haberles hundido el puto portaaviones a los British en las Malvinas. Con lo cerca que estuvisteis y dejasteis pasar la oportunidad. Aunque la guerra la hubieseis perdido igual, sólo ese hecho habría valido la pena.

>>137599264
do psychologists make good money in spain?

Shes just gonna think of you as another unemployed altright loser to reaffirm her position that all right wingers are retarded/incompetent, dont bother. She will insist that you need to get a job and go outside more, and culturally enrich yourself to help to drop your antisocial and unapproved opinions. Being a woman psychologist I guarantee she already rhinks of herself as being "above" people like you and will devote time that your parents paying for to convert you.

>>137601266
This

>>137599264
FASCISTAS!

MARICONES!

>>137599264
You should larp as a franquista as much as possible to see her reactions, I know I would.

>>137599264
Play it cool, start as a commie and evolve to the right, slow but steady

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>>137603075
>Malvinas
You're mad over we did not avenge you father? Anglos are not that bad, they suck a football tho.

Fue una guerra mal pensada desde el principio, mal ejecuada por oficiales inutiles y usando conscriptos de 18 años como carne de cañón.
Too long to write here anons. But everyone knows that we did make a decent enemy to the Brits, 4 sunk ships prove that, and we were no niggers, we did not kill any POW nor Civilians.

>>137602999
Fui un cobarde y cedí a la presion de mi padre, Ingeniería Química, 1 año después y no había sacado más que 3 materias. Ahora estudio Humanidades, Historia. Pero necesito dinero ya porque mi padre no está nada contento acerca del cambio de carrera y creo que no me queda mucho tiempo viviendo de su dinero.

>>137599264
y qué tal si en vez de pintar la mona te buscas un trabajo?

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>psychologist
>female
>leftist

Please tell me her last name. I can almost garantuee she will be a kike. I have experience with this.

Regardless of that, seek a psychiatrist first and see if you can get low-tier pharmaceutical help. (((They))) can't mess with you that way.

>>137604888
You guys still have those 14M unemployed?
That was insane, not even here we have those numbers.
Or they were fake?

>>137604922
>Alemaña
Why with Ñ?

>>137599264
post here
we are your army
promise we don't dox your mother

>>137605453
Alemania

Seize her means of production.

>>137599264
postea su facebook

>>137599264
Viva España! Una, Grande y Libre!

>>137606720
you're cancer but I sort of appreciate the effort put into your name and trip