this guy is a living meme. please tell me it's satire, people

>>137597387
hes funny, a good entertainer. a lot of the reddit crowd actually treat it as news though

>>137597387
one day you will be mature enough to agree with the jones, until then you are allowed to believe the world is ran by altruistic leaders

>>137597387
believe what shit?

he literally just reads articles from other places on his show. for example the gay frogs thing is real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrazine#Amphibians

>>137597387
He definitely turns it up to 11. But I like him in a way, you shouldn't trust your government blindly.

>>137597583
>until then you are allowed to believe the world is ran by altruistic leaders
i don't believe that now. i also don't believe in chemtrails, or pretty much any thing he says. guy comes off as a paranoid schitzophrenic. he needs to be medicated.

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>>137597387
Sounds like someone needs a
>basic GESTALTing

SAGE this faggot

>>137597387
Go watch CNN you commie sheepdick.

>>137597824
most of the shit he says is 100% bullshit, once in a while he's right, but so is a stuck clock so the idiom goes.

>>137597387
this is the alt right
some people do take him seriously.

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>>137597387
Chemicals in the water are turning 4 Chan Pepe Frogs Gay!

>>137597387
>people don't actually believe this shit right?
Eh, 50/50

>>137597562
>>137597562

>>137597387
>CNN and the main stream media is a living meme. please tell me it's satire, people don't actually believe this shit right?

>>137597387
Meme God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7er-8c2JQf8

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>>137598292
>this is the alt right
Alex jones isn't even alt light. the only thing that makes you alt right is being pro white

Far left thinks he's a loon.
Far right thinks hes too liberal.
Most people listen to media opinion about him.


If you really wanna know why don't you just actually listen to him and make up you're own mind retard - it sounds like you're just watching youtube cuts of his crazy moments and wanting someone to decide for you.

>>137597387
He's about 50% right on and about %50 completely full of shit. You gotta be smart enough to figure out which half to listen to.

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>>137597824 >>137598376
Chemicals in the water are turning 4 Chan pepe Frogs Gay!

>>137597387
His voice alone makes him awesome.

Been watching him for years until recently because he's controlled opposition.

Joe Biggs, Leanne McBoobs, Millie Weaver, jackarie Jackson, (the red head RT chick)...

All of them former AJ employees. Perhaps they get tired of the drunken meth head and his talking over them?? Or did they learn something...

>>137597387
Most people don't belive him. But then there is a group of people who actually belive him just because he has a large following and therfore they think he is credible for some reason.

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>>137597387
The Elite are all about transcendence, and living forever, and the secrets of the Universe [...] We are on this planet, and Einstein's physics showed it, Max Planck's physics showed it: there's at least 12 dimensions, and all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out, saying it's a false hologram. It is artificial; the computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it's artificially projected, and gravity is bleeding into this universe - that's what they call dark matter - so we are like a thought or a dream that's a wisp in some computer program, some God's mind or whatever. [...]

There is this "Sub-transmission Zone" below the third dimension which is turned over to the most horrible things - that's what it resonates to - and it's trying to get up into the third dimension (that's just a basic level consciousness, to launch into the next levels.) And our species is already way up at the fifth/sixth dimension consciousnally [SIC] (our best people). But there's this war, trying to basically destroy Humanity, because Humanity has free will. And there's a decision - which level we want to go to. We have free will, so Evil is allowed to come and contend (and not just good). And the Elites themselves believe they are racing, using human technology, to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization, where they are going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the 'failed species' that is Man. [...]

Google believes the first AI will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activity of the 'hive-mind' of humanity, with billions of people wired into the 'Internet of Things.' And so all of our thoughts go into it, and we are actually building a computer that has real neurons, in real time, that is also psychically connected to us that are organic creatures. So that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true 'crystal ball.'

>>137597387
lift weights while listening to alex
or do pushups.

for some exercising is effortless when listening to this guy.

thats the zen of it.

why do you think he shills so much vitamins and protein shake shit?

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But the big secret is, once you have the 'crystal ball' and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that control the future. And so then it's the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know it, and a true "2.0" in a very bad way. Hive-mind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us - not into some "P.K.D. Wire-head System" where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure - but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it, by giving over our consciousness to this system by our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.[...]

The Devil, whatever you want to call this interdimensional thing that gives them advanced off-world technology, The Fallen One that's not of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. [...] This is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the Divine free will we are given to build something much better that empowers the species. So the species is now making a decision about its entire future. [...] They believe we are this ugly, fallen, ugly species: we all need to be killed, they are the rich billionaires who are better than us, and they are going to merge with machines and become Gods and go to the next level.

>>137597387
He is deliberate plant by the CIA to make truth seekers aka conspiracy theorists look bonkers, most of whatever he says is completely true

>>137600786
to be fair most conspiracy theorists are completely retarded.

>>137601015
The term conspiracy theory was coined by the CIA in the 80s to discredit truth seekers, really makes me think

>>137601425
hey buddy i hear the NWO is buying up all the aluminum so we have to switch to gold now, without it the reptilian overlords will poison our water supply with satanic jews. i don't think there's much hope for me though, the chen trails are already turning my legs into gay commies.

>>137597387
as soon as you're older than 15 and quit being a little bitch, you'll realize AJ has been far more right than wrong and has told us things years and years in advance that no one else dared speak of, and has proven time and time again to real sources in the WH and intel communities.

He is doing is best and waking up millions that otherwise would be brain dead morons like our current leftists. You have to have at least some intelligence to filter through everything. Go listen to TYT or something if you want to keep being spoon fed horseshit.

>>137602106
Yeah as usual you didn't bother evaluating conspiracy theories on the evidence they provide, like typical plebbit all you can do it quote what the current year man tells you

>>137602506
where is this evidence, a bunch of links to sites of questionable veribility wont work.

>>137603017
Go read through all declassified government operations and Wikileaks and come back here and tell us "conspiracy theories" are never true.

In fact that term itself was created by the CIA to dscredit the truth from spreading.

When all news if fake: even the fakest is equally as fake.

Alternatively

Alex Jones is as credible as the Wall Street journal and the New York Times .

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>>137602439
what has he been right about? the satanic jews, or the mind control fluid they're pumping into our water supply? all those false flag operations where there no proof of any false flag operations? hes undeniably crazy.

>>137597387
>poke fun at Jones.
>Want chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay.
piece of shit, OP.

>>137603488
>this thing was true therefore all my stupid ideas are also just as equally likely to be true
well maybe they are putting fluoride in our water to dumb us down because frankly this is retarded thinking.

>>137603017
So are you telling me that the government isn't causing this gender revolution? You do realize things like telekinesis and psychic abilities are used by the CIA right, the declassified documents are right on their website and while you are their look for alien encounters in rural India and how their experience are 100 percent identical to the crazy people here, they don't listen to Alex jones how did they describe the same thing, continue not reading and going xD strawman at each argument we make

>>137603979
They literally are doing that.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/?term=10.1289/ehp.1104912

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluoridation_by_country

>>137597387

A few years back I would have been embarrassed to share an Infowars article. Now I unironically get my news from Jones because he's proven to be more reliable and accurate than all MSM outlets combined.

>>137597387
I unironically believe almost every word.

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He's a showman/controlled opposition. He makes some good points, but everything he says should taken with the grain of salt, like every internet/ media political figure. It is up to you to make an informed and independent decision after reviewing all avaliable evidence

>>137597387
It's a fun show, try watching it. Alex and Sammy are two best comedians alive

>>137604460
7/10 b8, had me going for a second
>>137604972
this proves nothing, other than they are putting flouride in the water. i wasn't saying that was the crazy thing, i'm saying why people think they're doing it was the crazy thing. but sure, i guess if you can't afford a dentist you don't deserve to have teeth right? i can recall one case where it went poorly, and that was in alabama or something where the people doing it were using criminally high levels because they were not scientists but politicians who didn't know anything about anything.

>>137598292
>alt right
>doesn't mention race ever

Yeah sure thing buddy, he's a libertarian conspiracy nutter

>>137602439
Except he admitted what he says is bullshit, because he lost a custody battle and got his kids taken away

If you are really so retarded to believe in government Satanic conspiracies, then you deserve every dollar you lose spent on Jones' bunk overpriced supplements and water filters.

Why are Americans so retarded?

>>137597387
He is fucking hilarious. Did you see the video he released about the Bohemian grove? That shit was fucked dude

>>137605348
Politicians KNOW what happens. Read the meta-study on it that I linked.

>>137605116
True.
I struggle to find a news outlet that will even hint at the existence of secret genetic labs where they do experiments on babies by merging them with fish, etc.

>>137605348
It wasn't b8 you mong, I hope you kid is trans one day and you discover the rabbit hole xenoestrogens ate

>>137597387
>people don't actually believe this shit right?
There are people who genuinly belive the earth is flat, so a guy who tells you the government is evil and puts chemicals in your toothpaste to get you craving for tapwater which contains a radioactive isotope that turns you into a pansexual alien is nothing.

>if only you knew the amount of shit you can sell people, you'd harambe yourself of a cliff.

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>>137597387
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alex-jones-kkk-jewish-actors_us_5992e811e4b090964299c98b
>A lot of the KKK guys with their hats off look like they’re from the cast of ‘Seinfeld.’ Literally they’re just Jewish actors.

Yea, he's larping.

course not, he just a funny man

>>137605623
*your
*are

>>137605690
>implying KKK isn't FBI larping

>>137603736
wife material right there.

>>137598376
They turned out to be intersex not gay...but he was close.

>>137605582
it's easier to believe politicians, or anyone from alabama for that matter, are retarded. if they were doing it to be malicious as opposed to being criminally negligent, how have they profited, and don't give me some bullshit rant i want to know specifically what they've accomplished with this. i can't speak for other countries, some have like dictators and shit.
>>137605623
you're bad at this. 2/10

>>137605663
>>if only you knew the amount of shit you can sell people, you'd harambe yourself of a cliff.

The beta male, cuck industry is a hidden goldmine.

Protein Bars, Testosterone Pills, XXplode energy, Cock enhancer, Libido Enhancer.

Faggots buy that shit up, like groceries.

I used to think he was crazy too. But when you actually listen to what he has to say, he's right about a lot of things.

>>137597387
shekel boy.
>muh catholics

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>>137598012
It's even worse than you know, sweet summer child.

>>137598292
Uh, no. "this" isn't the alt right. Anyone here who has a brain hasn't adopted that label.

>>137606440
This. I'm so glad I signed up for a monthly subscription and spend $79.99 bi-weekly on Super Male Vitality. Surely now I'm protected from the Satanic mind control that Obama is putting out in order to make us complacent to the idea of FEMA camps!

>>137597387
alex "groomed by the jews" jones

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>>137597387
OK leftypol, keep trying ;^)

>>137606621
i'm sure it is, but this guy needs to trade in chili for serroquel

>>137597387
It's just an act to sell his products.

He's a multi-millionaire who laughs at all the stupid people who fell for bullshit.

>Buy my water filters

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>>137607057
>MFW

>>137597387
Alex does his best to speak truth. No need to believe. We leave believe to the identitarians.

>>137597387
the jews selling sterilizers using a philosemitic frontman. jones please.

>>137607057
i've always suspected he was a conman, but i think he also buys into his own bullshit, that's why he's so successful

>>137606903
There's no point arguing with 4chan's dispossessed. They're losers, they're beyond hope and they might just start to rub off on you if you're not careful.

>>137607200
But he has the articles

>>137597387
Guy's fucking right on the money more often than you've ever been close to right.

>>137607410
You got something to say to me, Mohammad?

>>137597387
alex is a good case study in the importance of having tact and a brain mouth filter. you don't have to go 110% all the time. he could redpill more effectively if he'd exhibit a shred of emotional control.

>>137597387
>flag
>no evidence to support opinion
sounds about right

the frog man is potus 51

>>137597387
lmao not a single one of (((OP)))'s posts in this thread have so much as a link in them. no argument, can't point out where he's wrong, just >muh alex jones is crazy. the reptilians!

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>>137607410
>>137607200
>>137607198
>>137607057
>>137606903
>>137607537
>Leftypol trying this hard to character assassinate

he's made millions from his supplements and youtube show. you're in the wrong business and need to start selling life extension pills and survival kits.

>>137597824
>MASS MURDER PILLS
>REPTILIAN ALIEN OVERLORDS
>NWO
>THE UN IS GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS

Shut
the
fuck
up
you
cretinous
retard

>>137598121
You're an anarchist, everything you say is bullshit.

>>137607667
i'm not lefty pol and i watch info wars but when he loses his shit and runs around screeching like a retard it makes us look like spergs. the nazi news organization never did shit like this.

>>137607667
you can't shoah the jones!

>>137607667
>anon tries to tell you Jones would be more effective if he was less emotional
>think leftypol is attacking me

>>137608062
Being emotional is why he's as popular as he is.

>>137608198
because there's a lot of retards to shill to.

>>137599374
http://newsjustforyou1.blogspot.com/2016/09/jakari-jackson-leaves-infowars-when-he.html?m=1

>>137597387
We make fun of him and then he ends up being right about stuff.

He has been wrong before. Don't just go with everything the man says.

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>>137608350
>>137608062
>>137607822
Sure thing brock

>>137597387
>it's another bill hicks thread

>ctrl+f no bill hicks

get woke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxb5Rxk3uI4

>>137597387

Loser. Cry more, makes me horny.

>>137607497
Beyond extending you delusional losers my sincerest apologies, not really. When I come here I tend to 'linger', I enjoy watching everyone from the tenth percentile down attempting to engage in the intelligent exchange of political ideas. There's perhaps something perverse about it, but the entropy which you fuckwits drip with really turns me on.
As you were.

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>>137609012
You'll never even be half as informed or intelligent as Alex so climb off your high horse faggot.

>>137607696
murder pills.

>>137606315
SUPERMALEVITALITY™ MOTHERFUCKER

>>137609012
You're just in denial, bong.

>>137607713
Mass murder pills is correct though look up homicidal akathsia, it's a side effect fom them, I got off assaulting two policemen with that side effect as evidence

>>137609255
1/10. give up trolling and find a day job.

>>137609392
bolshevikvitality. you live forever goyim!

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>>137609661
>bolshevikvitality

>>137609546
>lying on the internet
Stop

>>137607713
>cretinous

Fuck off newcunt, go back to neogaf or sa or whatever dumb virtue signaling shithole you came from

>>137597387
>this shit
What exactly?

if you talked to him over a beer he probably wouldn't be too full of shit. if you listen to his radio shows from the early 90s it's not complete bullshit.

infowars is the problem. he's on air all day every day scrambling for anything to read, he's got a bunch of staffers who print off whatever tabloid articles they want and then he brings it all together under his monoconspiracy of Globalism which is sometimes literal sometimes metaphor always vague enough to be unfalsifiable and generic enough to appeal to any anti-authoritarian anywhere on the political compass. jones has tons of leftist followers. he's clearly a libertarian/conservative but for the purpose of infowars he plays the "outside the political spectrum" card.

i'm sure he avoids cognitive dissonance all the while by saying to himself he's always coming from a nugget of truth, and he's speaking in hyperbole to wake people up, both of which he probably is to some extent.

he's playing it safe, he's playing the long game. he's an entertainer on infowars nothing more.

>>137608951
literally ten seconds ahead of you

>>137610290
but people buy into the crazy, and actually believe it. that's what blows my mind.

>>137605690
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alex-jones-kkk-jewish-actors_us_5992e811e4b090964299c98b

>“Quite frankly, I’ve been to these events,” he said in a segment pointed out by Media Matters.

>Media Matters

literally a news front funded by Soros to support his views throughout the media

>>137597387
>please tell me it's satire
>Pls tell me hicks is just doing it for laffs

Welcome, thanks for joining us.

>>137597387
You like to post this every day huh? One day I hope we round you people up and ship you off to some Saudi prince to use as fucktoys.