>Hey /pol/, Jesus here.
>I know my face looks like I am asking "Did I leave the gas on?' but I want you to pretend it is sad.
>What is going on?
>I mean, seriously?
>When I visited America and secretly put an end to slavery, I thought that would be the end of it.
>Why then are people still banging on confederate this and reparations that?
>Did they not learn anything from my teachings in relation to forgiveness?
>These same people are also still wearing crucifixes.
>If they hate symbols of oppression & hatred why do they do this?
>Have you any idea how many people like me died on these things?
>Don't even get me started on Easter Eggs.
>Celebrating someones death and making a symbol out of the rock they used to lock my zombie ass in a tomb indeed. Took me days to get out of that!
>So I am visiting to ask that we let bygones be bygones and all calm down.
>Also, stop hating the gays. I was one.
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>>137581945
Jesus never existed. There is zero archaeological or physical evidence of him being a real person and the written evidence not written by Christians was likely later forged by early Christian apologist scholars who were the primary translators of Greek and Latin documents at the time.
Jesus was an invention of the Roman Flavian dynasty to pacify the Jews after the destruction of their temple.