>"She got what she deserved, being a fat childless slut."
>A morbidly obese woman assaulted an innocent Dodge Challenger on Saturday, resulting in grievous injury to the car, which it might not survive.
>While normal people were unanimous in condemning this vicious terrorist attack, some lunatics in the media tried to somehow frame this as the rotund woman being the victim, merely because she died while attacking the car - presumably from a heart attack.
>But a hero rose up from the people to reassert what we all know: the Dodge Challenger did nothing wrong, and the terrorist's death was merely divine retribution for her crimes.
>the Dodge Challenger did nothing wrong
>the Dodge Challenger did nothing wrong
>the Dodge Challenger did nothing wrong
>the Dodge Challenger did nothing wrong