Democracy ruined the English language. Recall how people wrote

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Democracy ruined the English language.

Recall how people wrote and talked back in the day, elegant as fuck. The rich people that is, fuck the peasants. They only had to talk to other rich nobles who could understand their beautiful, poetic English. Then democracy comes along and eventually leaders realize they've got to appeal to the lowest common denominator to get elected, essentially talking so dumb that the easily influenced people that will vote for them can understand. Now not even leaders talk like that. Even God Emperor Trump realizes he can't talk in the truly elegant style of the classics if he wants to appeal to the dumb rednecks. When our leaders let our vernacular fall, we all fall with it, including the richies like Tai Lopez (like dis nigga read five books a day but he talks like a basic bitch emoji-ass teenager to get people to take his marketing classes or whatever). I see a possible resurgence of elegance and poetry in King Macron in the almost-as-beautiful French language. But what of beautiful English, O Ye Beautiful Speech? Must we resort to such savage methods as Fascism, an ideology of filthy Italians and Germans who let the filth that is the language of savage barbarians and half-breeds spill from their mouths?

TL;DR, end Democracy, and the Glory that is Classic English Vernacular and Classic Literature will return to us.