"OK class, today we're going to go over the different

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"OK class, today we're going to go over the different kinds of people! How many types of people are there?"
"Three!"
"That's right! There are three kinds of people. Can anyone name one? Sally?"
"Socialists!"
"That's right! Can anyone name another?"
"NAZIS!"
"Now now Billy, that's correct, but please raise your hand next time. And name anybody name the last? Jake?"
"Centrists!"
"Very good! Now then, let's go over the proper procedures for meeting a new someone. What do we do first, class? Arnold?"
"Ask their pronouns?"
"Very good! Yes, the first thing we do when we meet someone new is ask their preferred pronouns, so we don't accidentally misgender them. Now now class, I know that idea is upsetting, but it really did used to happen! Now then, can anyone tell me what we do if they answer 'male'?"
"MURDER THEM!!"
"Correct! Now then, by this time you've probably been able to ascertain their ideology. What do we do if the person you're meeting is a Socialist? Michelle?"
"Give them money?"
"Very good! What do we do if they're a Nazi?"
"MURDER THEM!!!"
"Absolutely! And what do we do if they're a Centrist?"
"MURDER THEM!"
"Right again! As you all know, Centrists are just Nazis in disguise. Yes? You, in the back?"
"Can we ask to discuss their ideology?"
The teachers smile immediately dies, and the class goes silent. She puts an X next to that students name on her sheet. He will be put to death that very afternoon, with the entire student body watching and cheering as another Nazi goes up in flames.