>be american
>eat th 15$ soup made with microwaved tap water
>tip black waiter only 20$ and not the expected 35$ for a 15$ meal
>nigger gets angry
>scream DONALD TRUMP USA USA USA USA USA MAGA!
>get shot
>too poor for healthcare
>die
>tip doctor for doing nothing
>tip god
>family getting ambulance charges for driving you to the hospital
>get poor
>get the sunshine nuke from north korea
>"winning bigly"
>be kraut
>>137408380
>be faggot
>>137408742
>be L E A F
Do Americans actually microwave tap water?
>>137409212
yes
>>137409212
>Do Americans actually microwave tap water?
Sounds literally retarded.
>>137409366
they do
>be saged
>>137409441
>be butthurt americuck
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