>Yanks think they have problems >we are literally going

>>137384383
At least we are relevant.

>>137384383
How will you know what time it is for four years ?

Will you even be able to know when four years has pasted without it ?

>>137384383
are they going to rebuild it so that it's more halal?

>>137384383
bing bing bang bong

>>137384383
>this is why people on 4chan say bings and bongs
ive been here since 2011 i don't know why it didn't click until now

>>137384383
>big bang falls silent on the day of the eclipse

>>137384465
We'll revert to the old ways

>Dark outside
Nighttime, or possibly just raining
>Sunny outside
It's one of the 6 days of summer we get per year
>Snow on the ground
Literally nuclear winter

>>137384383
F

>>137384383
Theiving Romanian bastards

Leaving us bongless

BONG

GONE

IT IS NOW

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>>137384383
UK if you want you can borrow my clock.

>two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear
That's one

They're replacing the bells with a Muslim call to prayer.

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>>137385906
>137385906

So, the Priest drowns when 24 hours has passed?

Don't know if I could afford that many priests, tbqh.

What? Source? Btw I have been to shitskin central (Dubai) and there were more whites than in London, lol

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>>137384383
>4 years of no bongs

What the fuck are we going to do? How will we know when to have luncheon?

>>137384383
How long till big bong gets big bombed?

/r/ that greentext of the queen looking outside to listen for the bongs

>tfw no lad running down street shouting "ITS 9 BONG" and then heading to work

Silence is golden.

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>>137384383
>Britbongless
>Britnobongs
>Brit____s

>>137384383
>FOUR YEARS of repairs
Fucking hell and I thought our government workers took their sweet ass time on projects.

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>>137384383
Saudi won the repair contract

>>137384383
Honestly though if Big Ben bongs and there's no Englishman there to hear it did it ever really bong?
I put it to you that Ben's been silent for some time now.

>>137387687
Praise Allah... What a glorious sight... Now the bongs can wake us up for morning prayer aswell as when it's time to go to the pub

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>>137384383
How will we know what time it is?!?!

Well you've lost the bongs, but you still have bings right? Can't you just count bings?

>THE RAVENS WILL STARVE

>>137387802
>No Englishman can hear it

I don't think you realise we have and internal body bong... We always hear it

They will just replace the bongs with the Muslim call to prayer.

>>137388233
I've always wanted a big ben bong (a bong that looks like big ben) but I've never ever seen one. Get on that shit.

>>137385906
Boys, we've finally found a use for the Chinese.

>>137384383
Oh my god, not the bongs.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH,NOT THE BONGS!!!!!

>>137384383
How are ITN going to introduce the 10 O'Clock news now, FFS?

The hope of our country is gone

>>137386488
He only drowns up to his waist.

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>>137389531
lil jon will fill in for it

>>137386831
HAHA great pic.

I get it. Space BAR. SPACE BAR! XD

>>137388325
This, halfway through the renovations they'll decide to just turn it into a prayer tower and Suckdick Khan will personally AAAAAA SAVENYAAAA London awake every morning

>>137387817
>Pub

Drinking is not tolerated in Shariah controlled zones.

>>137384383
>NO CULTURE FOR THE GOY
im surprised they didnt argue to have it torn down

>>137386281
Aaaahhhh stop it!

>>137389700
Pubs also sell a selection of of delicious non-alcoholic beverages and halal frazzles.

>>137384383
Are we just going to fall into a stasis for the next 4 years then?

>>137384474
Yes, they're installing a sound system so it plays the call to prayer

>>137384383
>building made in a time where not even a million existed
>somehow it's going to cost 30 million
>citizens accept getting fucked for four years without asking why

>>137384383

it will never bong again.

when repairs are completed, they will claim the the clock tower and its bongs will terrorize a generation of newly arrived mudlsimes that have never heard it with its colonial oppressive bongs

>>137389700
But where will I get my pork scratchings?!

>>137389833

Don't give them ideas

Alright, if we can't call the britbongs bongers, what do we call them?
BritPakis?

>>137384672
>Nighttime, or possibly just raining
>It's one of the 6 days of summer we get per year

I hate this "it's constantly raining in London" meme

>>137384474
Wow you're so funny dude xD

you cant lose the bong if you are the bong.

...the silence we all hear

>>137384474
They're going to wrap a burka around it

>>137390697
I live in Wales, and its always fucking raining here

>>137384383
>Brits try to fix time
You gotta go back in ti-i-ime!

>>137390697
You can stop hating it because it's not a meme.

I grew up with those chimes in my pretentious Texas McMansion. Tacky and false as the interiors I grew up in were, genuine and deep were the rivers of culture that infused it.

Sending my regards for your success in this endeavor from America

>>137384383
Don't believe it, they are installing the Islamic call to prayers in it.

>>137390221
Now tell us why you spend trillions on armed defence against pakis in deserts without asking why. :)

>>137384383
4 years? What are you building up there lads? A fucking waterpark?

Why does Europe get all the cool rope access jobs

It'll be going silent for good if you're new replacements get their way, looks like an awful nice spot for a London mosque. Still thinking Children of Men was cheeky satire? Get to work.

>>137384568
>Not knowing the britbong copypasta

>>137384383
FUCK. HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE ALLOWED. DEFCON 1 BOYS THIS SHITS REAL NOW. FORGET SYRIA AND RUSSIA OUR TIMEYWIMEY WONT BING BONG FOR 4 FUCKIN YEARS.

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probably going to look like this when finished

>>137392114
Looks like it bothered you quite a bit to be using smileys.

>>137392433
Don't throw your knife in the bin next time, lad. Your enemies aren't.

>>137384383
NO THE TOWER IS WHATS KEEPING THE CHRONAL LINKS INTACT

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>>137384568
You've been here 6 years and you managed to miss this image in all that time?

>>137390688
Britnothings

>>137390688
Suffering.

>>137387595
>britbangs
t.manchester

>>137387595
>britcucks
and after 8 more months
>R.A.R.E

depressing really.

>>137385906
Cool clock matsumoto, let me see it in the house of parlement.

Fuck that shit clock, build a statue of david attenborough instead hes a national treasure.

>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX-A-BONG

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>>137389833
It's a sad day when you almost believe this to be true and have to remind yourself you're on pol. Given how things usually work, they'll squeeze in that sound system two years from now though...

>>137384383
Big Bong silent for 4 years eh?

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>>137384383

>>137386960
well they've just told you when they are going in to setup the production...

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>>137384383
So, what, you guys are just going to hibernate for the next four years?

>>137384383
How the fuck does it take 4 years?

>>137394231
>american education

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>>137394427
>european infastructure

>>137384383
You know you can just, you know, look at the face of the clock.

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>>137394763
Its all ogre now

>>137394763
Like some kind of savage would? Fuck off.

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>BLIMEY! ARE YA TELLING ME THE BIG BENBONG'S BANG BONG WON'T GO BING BONG FOR FOUR YEARS?!

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>>137394763

>american education

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>>137393798
That pic got an upgrade, son.

>>137384383
Yanks are the Problem and should kill themselves, I'll just say:

Joining the wrong side in both World Wars.

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>>137384383

I read the time from my mobile phone display anyway.

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>>137384383
https://twitter.com/big_ben_clock is gonna be lost without the bongs

Turned up for work late lads, got a fucking warning. Top geezer wasn't having any of it, swears he heard the bongs go off himself.

>Ravens will starve

>>137395930
Last panel ruined it.

>>137395484
Thanks anon

>>137384383
watch it never be rang again

>>137384383
WTF why waste 30 million quids when you can build houses for refugees instead?!?!?!

I thought UK wasn't racist???????

>>137387595
adhan

>>137386281
Oh FUG

Quick, name other candidates for the second 'voice'

>>137389566
It's just a fucking clock, faglord.

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HOW WILL WE KNOW THE TIME REEEEEEEEEEEE

At least we have the morning call to prayer.

Britain goes quiet for four years, but the bong will sound again.

>>137384383
it's okay, they can just hire the call to prayer guys to fill in.

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>>137384383
it's not just repairs, there are upgrades planned too. here's the render of how it'll look when it's finished

>>137390697
it's definitely an exaggeration but it's not without truth

britain is a very rainy part of the world

i like it

WOT TOYIM IZ IT

>>137400172
Nice photo of Birmingham.

>>137400172
What bugs me about this place is that there is absolutely no greenery.

Why are they bothering to fix it? It's a symbol of racism and colonial oppression. Just hear the thing down and distribute the money to THE PEOPLE

>>137387595
britpakis

>>137387938
>>137387512
>>137386426
>>137384459

What is it with Yanks and their incapability of banter

F O U R Y E A R S
F
O
U
R

Y
E
A
R
S

Jesus Christ our workforce is trash and I'm partly to blame.

If it costs that much to repair it then they should just tear the fucking thing down.

why does british food have arabic translations on the packaging?

>>137384383
>>we are literally going to lose our timeywimey
For four years, amigo. How will you ever tell tea time? Will the streets fall silent with limeys shuffling about, faces cast down to the ground unsure which bonger 'tis?
Does this mean Dr. Who is cancelled?

>>137384383
>planting Semtex for a future false flag happening

sure thing.

>>137400833
You tell me, Pedro

>>137400642
Anon., it's not banter, we were merely having a laugh. O.P. doesn't usually respond so the thread is for the commenters after the first post is up most times.

>>137384383
BREXIT POSTPONED

>>137389833
Actually going to send a complaint asking for this to happen. Thanks fir the idea.

>we no longer have the bongs and bings to remind us of the time
>have to rely on the digital jew for the next four years
Year 1
>people are getting antsy, pies and cakes are burning in the oven because we no longer have a concept of time, the finance sector is struggling, millions of good boy points lost by the day
Year 2
>the death toll is now exceeding 10 million, since we now don't know when the next episode of Bake Off will be airing we have resorted to screaming lines from the show in the middle of the street and fighting over who should win the £1000 prize money in our made up episodes
Year 3
>the finance sector has completely imploded and Britain has now reverted back to pre stone age technology, we have zero GDP and the last remaining survivors gather around Big Steve (who has claimed the throne for himself) as he predicts the weather for the week and tells us tales of 2017 which seemed like decades ago
Year 4
>the rest of the world looks on in horror as we resort to cannibalism, we can no longer cook anything because we either undercook everything or burn it due to our loss of time perception, the United States sends supplies to try and help us but we kill the crew and use their ship as a holy site to pray to the god of time, Barry Chuckle
Year 5
>BONG, BONG, BONG
>a sound not heard for generations, it is time... time has returned
>the survivors cheer and hug each other
>"IT'S FINALLY OVER" one woman cries as she clutches her undercooked chicken leg
>the world wonders what the fuck is going on
>Big Dave (who usurped the crown from Big Steve) announces Britain is open for business again
Year 6
>Britain has already surpassed India in GDP, again

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>the big bong is being upgraded

the next BONG in 4 years time will signal for all anglo men to rise up as one to reclaim the world

>>137384383
So I can't call you Bongs anymore? How do you feel about being called a Limey?

What if a bunch of /britpol/acks went up a tall building with a megaphone, everyday, and made that 'bong' sound every hour? Keep the tradition alive! Tradition, after all, is part of what /pol/ is all about. Preserving tradition. A Western tradition. An Anglo tradition. And get some lulz in the process. You Limeys could just organize and have one do it every hour.

>>137401347
Include me in screen shot

>>137401507
Implying we won't all be mulattos by then

>>137401507
>>137384383

In four years Big Ben will Bong at 4 times the speed of previous Big Ben Bong times. We are currently creating a machine that will create 4 dimensions within our 3D plane so we can keep an eye on the world in all instances at 4 times the speed of a second. We are ideally situated globally for this purpose, and will embark on our global hegemony of global slavery to the Anglo race.

>>137387687

That building looks hideous. Why are Muslims not losing their shit over that monstrosity being built right next to Mecca?

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They're preparing to make Trevor immortal.

>>137401347
perfect, please dont screencap for reddit

>>137384383
This is a big deal for us. We're going to be 4 years behind!

>>137400456
The whole Arabian peninsula is like that.

>>137401347
Pretty sure that even in Year 4 you'll be able to go buy a sausage roll from Greggs and it'll burn your mouth, but still be great.

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b-bin thos b-b-bon--I can't do it!

>>137402210
>and will embark on our global hegemony of global slavery to the Anglo race.
Shut up,muslimshit.

>it takes 4 year for a Britbong to repair it's most prized item
>efficiency
Also
>HOW CAN CLOCK REPAIR BE REAL? JUST CHANGE THE BATTERY DUDE

>>137390688
Cwcsaesneg.

>>137390688
Britistani

>>137384383
The only bongs in Britain will be those filled with their inferior cannabis hash.
A sad time indeed.

>>137384383
But how will bongs know what bong it is without the bongs?

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>>137384383
>>137401347
>all britbongs lose the ability to tell the time
>russia monopolizes the global tea industry with india and china as english companies fail to make deliveries on time because of above
>brits stop drinking tea because they have no idea when its 5 bong
>services, stores, companies etc. open and close randomly because no one can tell the time
>trains and buses are either late or early
>firemen dont know when to show up to work so departments end up being understaffed


>>137402210
>london scientists invent worlds 1st interdimensional CCTV camera

>>137387595
Brits

>>137393105
God I would love to narrate this but I'm too shy

>>137384383
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO TIMEY MAKE ME UNHAPPY

>>137401320
I see the IRA is still active. You delightful scamps!

>>137390697
>meme

I went to Donington Park once for the SBK champs.

It was sunny when I got there, then it rained, then there was hail, snow, a thunderstorm, and finally the sun came out again blazing hot

It rains a lot

>>137394060
kek

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>>137384383

>>137400456
Same with perak in malaysia. I think muslims just hate greenery.