Just a Red Alert.

>>137367757
LETS FUCKING
DO THIS
MOTHERFUCKERS

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Took em long enough

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>>137367757
Nice fanfic you larper. Pic related is you

>>137367757
>18-20 hours
just enough time for me to meditate.

>>137367757
Faggot you spoiled Splinter Cell 3

>>137367757
ready
>>137368371

I just want a full on nuclear war for God sake just shoot the fucking nukes

>>137367757
So basically, the Norks fire at Guam, we shoot it down, and then a coalition of American, South Korean, and Japanese Forces invade?

>>137367757
Digits say Korean War Part 2 tommorow

>>137368011
Had to look up what a 'larper' was.
<y proof?
KCNA statement in 3 hours: 'KPA Will Carry Out the Will of Our Leader at a Moment's Notice.'

>>137367757
Now its on 4chan Kim will back out what have you done OP...

>>137368600
check fuckin checked

I thought you died Tom Clancy.

>>137368665
>1 off
how do you know this?
Any pics with timestamp that youre an official?

>>137368600
FUGG

>>137368665
I assume China doesn't get involved since technically the norks attacked first?

>>137368855
DOUBLE FUGG

>>137368900
theyll get involved later anyway, once the NK land goes up for grabs

>>137367977
Checked, it's happening

>>137368600
Checked

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>>137368900
>>137368855
>>137368600
FUGG ME!!!

>>137369017
you left me out FPBP

>>137367757
The triad of happenings next week oh boy oh boyo
Civil war 2, Korea war 2, and an eclipse at the end of the week to add to the aesthetic of nuclear fire and watermelon throwing

>>137368820
Read the bottom of OPs post, Skyking matches up with what he's saying

>>137368600
>>137368751
>>137368855
Happening tomorrow holy fuck!

>>137368600
dood

>XXXX BEGIN TRANSMISSION XXXX
had a chuckle mate
sage

>>137369061
NK did say mid (15th) August tho

>>137367757
probably role playing, but if not, you really need to learn how to keep your fucking mouth shut

If true, whatever security clearance you have should be shredded.

>>137368817
We miss his jollies. Made for good yarns and were actually surprisingly a bath of forethought.

>>137368820
Nope. Not getting a pic from me of any of my official IDs (including my Geneva Convention bullshit card) or even a pic of my parking space within the C2 element of my job. Can't risk it.

>>137368900
That one is the dice toss. We assume they don't.

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>>137367757
Fire and Fury. Show them no mercy, Mr. Trump.

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>>137369111
tripple FUGG!!!!!!!

maybe legit? http://www.38north.org/2017/08/sinpo081117/

>>137369153
It's brilliant actually. Make it so unbelievable that it's believable and possible

>>137369184
>enemy says publicly when they might attack
>hey lets believe the enemy
faggot

>>137368600
>>137368855
delet

>>137367757
>XXXX BEGIN TRANSMISSION XXXX
oooh seems legit

>>137368665
this CIA faggot knows Kim browses /pol/ so he's hoping Kim takes the bait and doesn't launch

KIM, IF YOURE READING THIS. LAUNCH THAT SHIT!! HE'S JUST A LARPER WHO DOESN'T KNOW DICK. LAUNCH THAT SHITT!!!!!

>>137369184
I have made no breach of my TS//: UMBRA clearence.

>>137368600
Fuck.

That will happen on 21 August when solar eclipse happened in US, it mean 22 August in Nork Time.
22 August is the 234th day of Gregorian Calendar..
234

Mark this Word & Digits

>>137369539
Do all CIA Niggers glow in the dark or just some?

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>>137367757

Send in the Marines!!!!

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>>137369111
Welp.. nice knowing everyone

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>>137369292
Need more proof senpai

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>>137367757
i keep hearing about this "Thaad" guy
is it short for thadeus? who has a name like that, really guiz comon

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If get, PRNK gets tomahawk shower.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Guam tomorrow.

>>137369539
What about tha ayys. SHOW US THE SPACESHIPS.

>>137369614
I don't work for The Company. I hang with "Royalist" and Legoland.

>>137369111
NK will manage to hit the continental US with an ICBM.

The resulting chaos will trigger the race war.

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>>137369742

>>137369742
YASSS
LAUNCH IT

Anyone fact checking all the acronyms and jargon ?

>>137369742
21 August.
Seoul aren't Exist anymore

>>137369742
>north korea flag
so it's either a proxy or jum kin ung himself

>>137369292

>We assume they don't.

If they do, how bad is it gonna be?

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>>137369742

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>>137369111
wew lad

>>137369760
So what happens if Guam is hit? Is it e en possible?

>>137367977
>>137368011
>>137368600
>>137368855
>>137368900
>>137369111
>>137369622
So many gets. Praise Kek!

>>137369839
its the latter
pay your respects to the jimmy rustler of the highest order

>>137367757
I'll screen cap this for at least being the most entertaining and well-written LARP we've seen in this entire miserable year of NK blueballing.

If you're right, I'll fucking jump kick a speeding train.

>>137369746
My badge don't get me compartment to that area. No idea if it's true or not.

>>137370000
MOTHER
OF
GOD

XXXX BEGIN TRANSMISSION XXXX
Op is a faggot and sucks big dicks

>>137369742
Fucking launch it faggot

>>137370000
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>137368600
Cheeeee faka

>>137369742
>>>137369539
>What about tha ayys. SHOW US THE SPACESHIPS.


OMG, KIM!!!! DO IT BRO!!! DO IT!

Check it out:

China is going to permit the conflict to happen because they want Seoul's market cap.

>>137369760
Are you more of a Switters or Case kinda spook?

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really now?

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Why would Kim launch missiles without intending to hit anything? he;d have to know there'd be a shitstorm afterwords.. just throwing a tantrum?

7ukzhPMg

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>>137368600

>>137369965
f

>>137369859
It's the Enigma none of can figure out. We assume... again, assume... we can take the OPLAN 3059 option and build a buffer state the ChiComs are happy with that still allows Koreans to travel freely within but excludes military bases north of the 38th will be acceptable to them.

>>137370033
Checked

If Guam is hit, he does the US respond?

>>137367757

>>137370000
ba-da-BOOM

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>>137370000
fugg

>>137369742
>last post from NK before it gets atomized
Say bye to the flag everyone

>>137367757
nice meme

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Psalm 23:4: Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.

Deuteronomy 20:1
"When you go out to battle against your enemies and see horses and chariots and people more numerous than you, do not be afraid of them; for the LORD your God, who brought you up from the land of Egypt, is with you.


Phil 4:8: Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

Not as retarded as the dutch autist who was going to start ww3, some credibility here.

>>137370463
>>137370033
>How not he*

>>137370539
Kek

>>137369742
Kim jong un the meme lord

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>>137369716
The technological marvel of the CHAAD missile defense system.

>>137370000
>
b...bump

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Could be true and not LARPing.

These threads corresponds with the OP.
>>137368738
>>137368371

>>137370415

It's just setting up the next big East Asian war, no big deal. Effectively turning South Korea into Greater Korea only adds another player onto a crowded board.

>>137370185
Spook? Who said I was Spook? They iced me for a few, now I'm a driller.

>>137370696
FUG

>>137368600
Praise it, I guess

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>>137369111
it begins

>praise kek!

>>137369742
Nice proxy Linus

>>137370463
I would think surgical strike with missiles on the capital, key military infrastructure and assests like ships. Try to behead leadership.

>>137367757
k... keep me posted

China will join forces with the Norks if given the chance, they cant be trusted

>>137370819
Answer my question Richard

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>>137368371

Kek is among us.

>>137367757
fucking PLEASE I'm so tired of blueballing over nk. just rek the fuckers already and let the stupid, useless southerners deal with the aftermath

>>137370819
should i buy extra ammo?
sir.

>>137370415
Or we could re-unify korea under one government and remove US troops so we aren't at China's door step.

>>137367757
>check your precious "Skyking" and "ADS-B" military traffic for the last 24 hours.
kek, I happen to know what Skyking ACTUALLY means, and it's hilarious to me that you guys have taken that to mean doom incoming if they say it multiple times... it's not as cool as you think. but I can't tell you what it means.

>>137369742
1 post by this ID

I should probably head out of Osaka.

Is tonight the night I should go buy a high-class Japanese hooker?

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>>137367757
>probably bullshit but I believe it.
You seem to know your stuff and pray you're right.

>>137371041
I did. I drill. I don't ice or drink for anyone these days. I like being a wildcat these days.

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>>137371115
>>137371155

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>>137370756
South Korea is going to deploy a giant ball of stimmed marines with medevac support and stutter-step all the way up the goddamn peninsula. APM is going to be over 200 niggers.

>>137371066
F

>>137368011
Its fun and its better than the swarm of shills.

>>137370415
How are we possibly going to get away with a non-nuclear strike at least on the artillery positions on the DMZ? I would imagine any attack from American forces would prompt at least an artillery response on Seoul or a ballistic missle launch on the closet feasible Target at the farther end of the spectrum. This tells me 2 things: A). The US can almost certainly intecept their missles with THAAD or some other platform and/or B). They don't have that many eggs in their basket and a few warheads might compose their entire nuclear arsenal at this point. Thoughts?

>>137371248
BZZZZZZ BEGIN TRANSMISSION *IUIUIU* (56.6K modem sounds)

gtfo autism

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>>137368600

>>137367757
Shit, there’s indeed Liberation Day on 15 August…

WOW
>>137366267
>>137366312

WEWLAD
>>137366267
>>137366312

O FUG
>>137366267
>>137366312


IT'S HAPPENING
>>137366267
>>137366312

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>>137371304

>We're getting live feed from the sky right now. What do you see, Jim?
>Honestly, Steve? If I knew I wouldn't be able to tell you.

I think this might be legit. The only thing that will stop a launch tomorrow will be bad weather. Other info matches up with other publicly available info.

RUSSIAN AND CHINESE AMBASSADORS ARE LEAVING NORTH KOREA
>>137366578
>>137366578
>>137366578
>>137366578

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>>137369539
You've named specific USN assets, their capabilities, theater of operations, and mission details. I'd say that's a huge violation of your clearance. OPSEC violation at the very least. But whatever, larp on.

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>>137370000

Oh the kek a 37 37 0000

>>137367757
Like you know exactly which subs are in position? I call bullshit. If you knew this your security clearance would be so high they would have suicided you already.

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>>137368600

WHILE EVERYBODY WAS TUNNELED VISIONED YESTERDAY. PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS TALKING TO PRESIDENT XI.

>>137371512
>thothfag

8/15 is Korean national liberation day hope everybody purchased their iodine tablets

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>>137370000
Get me in the screen cap. Hi leddit.

>>137371255
Understood, my apologies.

if this isn't digits no ww3

>>137368583
You are asking for too much. Never will we see a full nuclear war. The biggest possible scenario would be India vs. Pakistan, kinda like third world poor man's nuke war.

Do you think Russians are idiots? No? Therefore no full-scale nuke war.

>>137371731
>>137371731
too easy.

>>137371391
There's a wonderful device on RoK lines that is basically an acoustic range finding device that will acquire the first shot from DPRK batteries and direct counter-battery force on them in seconds.

Yes, the NORKS will inflict casualties, but not nearly as many as they hope to. Every Battery in range of Seoul will be crushed in minutes.

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>>137371731
HE SAID KORE WAR 2 RETARD


DIGITS SAYS KOREAN WAR ON

>>137370463
Fire and fury, and frankly power

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>>137371731
>>137371731
>>137371731
>>137371731
>>137371731
>>137371731
>>137371731

Hadouken!

>>137371510
Anyone with Google can find what I said to be true.

>>137371248
Every nights the night for high class Hookers, Shinzo.

Just do yourself a favor, before you call the hooker run her phone number through a search, if you get matches but the photos are different it means she's a liar.

White hookers tend to use genuine images.

>>137369057

You're really that in need of recognition?

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>>137370696
Welp

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>>137371265
Holy JEEEEE
>EEEE

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>>137369296
His rival house

>>137368817
I thought he lives... Mandela effect...

Red Storm Rising was a wargasm btw.

>>137368600
Digits say USA will lose.

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>>137370675
>not using internal chaad inertial guidance package

kys

>>137368600
Digits say USA will win.

OP's post is the best possible end to this situation.

>>137371552

This is what I posted a few hours back. I'm 100% sure Trump is on the false flag of yesterday to misdirect the attention of everyone.

>>137371936
So is Pyongyang getting turned to glass the first chance we get?

>>137368600
Digits say there will no winner or loser, only pain.

>>137371817
Do you know anything about the people got "sunburned" at Dugway? If so, are we going to see it action?

>>137371816
well I only got 1 7 and 3 in the number so

>>137368600
Digits say everyone wins cause of happening.

>>137368600
Digits say I am a faggot.

>>137368600
Digits say digits say nothing.

>>137368600
digits digits digits can't say shit

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haha amerikeks

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>>137367757
You think I'm scared?
You think to shakes me?
This is the happening i want.
I want china and the norks to burn.
I want to fuck iran and Pakistan for shits and giggles.
BRING IT MOTHERFUCKERS

>>137372231
>>137372251
>>137372286
you really have to go back

>>137368600
digits say I should stfu already

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>>137369742
LAUNCH THAT SHIT RICE NIGGA

>>137371437
This is a plane, and it's flying.. why is, what.

>>137368600
digits say i am god

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Stop this digit nonsense.

>>137369111
>Checks digits
>ohfug.jpeg

>>137368600
digits say kim jong-un has bigger dick than trump

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>>137367977
GUNG HO
LETS GO GI JOE

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>>137372341
>Ro70YiT6

Kek does not work that way.

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>>137372396

Good thing it's my day off tomorrow or else I'd have to worry about something.

>>137372192
Nope. We won't use nukes.
>>137372212
TALON CART won't be used in the attack.

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Kek attains new territories. Our power grows.

>>137369790
Pro-tip: you're less likely to receive friendly fire if you look like your friends

>>137368600
digits say there is no happening tomorrow

>>137368593

No, they didnt say anything about an Invasion.

Its a Decapitation Strike targeted at the places Kim lives. They will remove the regime.

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Clever LARP, and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it came true. You did well. But you made one mistake.

SINPO wouldn't tow a submersible SLBM container, because SINPO is an SSB. It carries one or two SLBMs in the sail.

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>>137371168
Nice larping faggot, you know jack shit.

>>I know what it means but I can't tell you guys. If I told you I'd have to kill you. Ooga booga 2 electric Boogaloo, I R A SPUY GUYZ

>>137368600
digits say tomorrow is start of ww iii

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>>137370000
ID: BUEN

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Let's take some time to appreciate the fact that we're tracking the build-up to WW3 in real time on a chinese cartoon imageboard.

They will Launch their missiles at Guam and we wont let them land.

Then it will be time to Decapitate the Leadership and take out the ICBM's

>>137369760
What are Royalist and Legoland?

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>>137368600
oh fuck

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>>137372702
It really honest to god does make you think.

>>137372501
Holy shit, this may actually be legit

Any larper would've just said that we would use nukes, but this shows that what you know is nuanced.

>>137372626
SINPO cannot carry the diameter of a Pukkuksong-1 SLBM in the mast.

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>>137368600
Prepare to be drafted

>>137369365
>http://www.38north.org/2017/08/sinpo081117/
thanks for adding info

>>137372702
Not only that, we probably made it happen through all the shitposting.

>>137367757
>'Happening,' as you call them.
A native /pol/ack wouldn't say this. A normie wouldn't come here to say it at all.
LARP detected

>>137370000
your quads means hes right, please upload vid of jump kick

>>137369537
IM PICKLE KIM

>>137371168
pls you have to tell us
ask your boss
tell him/her it will increase patriotism

>>137367977
Hard reset, please. Kek give me digits to confirm.

>>137368600
YASSS

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ITS HAPPENING

>ITS HAPPENING

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>ITS HAPPENING

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https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/36709261/north-korea-satellite-images-suggest-submarine-missile-test/?cmp=ydn&utm_source=Marketing&utm_medium=Emarsys&utm_campaign=DailySnapshot#page1

>>137372815
There's a reason we only use B-1Bs in the drills; We don't want China or Russia to think it's a nuclear attack. We're not going to accidentally nuke Russia or China.

>>137371255
>I like being a wildcat these days.
whatdoesthismean.tar.gz

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>>137372918
Prettt much. But it's fun to shitpost for abit

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>>137372702
>we
lolwut

no ww3 china aint doing shit

so whats going on in south korea? if they arent worried who cares.

>>137373096
>implying b1-bs cant be modified to carry nukes

>>137373094
IT'S REAL

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>>137372733
>>137372500
>>137372311

>>137372642
will you ever stop?
KeK wills it you faggot tree huger

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>>137373094
Well we knew theyd probably test it today/tomorrow that part is set in stone. It's the reaction I'm waiting for.

>>137373103
I work for assets not Pond, Company or Aquarium related.

>>137373158
this
china knows what a mistake it would be to back up north korea. In an actual conflict they would cuck 100%

>>137368600
Digits will not decide who is right. Only who is left.

>>137372869
shitposting is the key to enlightenment
its the meaning of life

>>137373197
They can be, but we use them to show we're not going nuke to China and Russia.

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I dont believe a damn word of this shit, my lack of digits confirms there is nothing to be concernd about.

>>137373094
>The pictures reportedly show tarps and netting installed above the SINPO-class submarine to "obscure any activity taking place beneath them.

FUG

LARP

>>137372501
What's the fun in there's not Green Lady or anti-matter weapons? On a more serious note, there truly has to be some US commanders that want to go all Curtis LeMay on NK. This would be an ideal scenario for a "practice" nuclear war were the US would have limited exposure as long as the Russians/Chinese would stay out of it.

>>137373246
do you all speak riddles?

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>>137373337
So close

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>>137369111
nice
time to get comfy

>>137373096
I see.

So, what happens in the event that the Norks successfully strike Guam?

All bets are off at that point?

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>>137367757
so tomorrow?
8/14/2017
OH MY GOD!!!
8+1+4+2+0+1+7=23'
23
PRAISE KEK!!

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>>137373399
THE HAPPENING OF OUR GENERATION IS UPON US BOYS


THIS IS WHAT THIS BOARD WAS MADE FOR

>>137368246
what sort of meditation?

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http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/chilling-new-satellite-images-suggest-north-korea-may-be-about-to-test-a-submarine-missile/news-story/3f61f240f53ab3e111b5acfeb608637f

Huh, would you look at that.

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>>137373094
>>137373399

>>137373337
>5 3s. 6 is 3+3 so 7 3s
>3 7s

What does it mean??

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http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901

CALL JUST STARTED

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>>137373514

Barnaby Joyce was the last obstacle to war, and the Kiwis removed him.

>>137367757
Oli North?

>>137373431
We have ranks ready to "Bright Eyes" DPRK if needs be.
>>137373446
That ain't riddles, it's rhymes.

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What OP has failed to mention is that Kim Jong Un is in possession of three dragons currently in the vicinity of Paektu Mountain. These dragons have given Kim the confidence needed to continue with his middle tests.

That said, it has recently come to the attention of all those involved, that a massive army of dead Siberian prisoners is currently marching south out of the Kolmya region of north eastern Russia. The catastrophic threat this army brings with it makes nuclear holocaust look like child's play... if OP was truly an insider, he would have obviously mentioned this. DPRK have agreed not to mess with Guam, because that is where the US is currently mining the dragon uranium needed to defeat this army.

>>137373508
We don't nuke. We just unleash "Fore & Fury".

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>>137373399
>>137373337

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>>137371731

>>137373508
If the North Koreans actually struck Guam with a weapon Trump would definitely launch something back more than likely at one of their assets.

>>137373103
Pretentious, tryhard in-group jargon.

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>>137373737
holy FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>137373246
what the fuck is Pond? Aquarium? Driller?

>>137373737
O FUC

>>137371731
You are abusing the power of KEK, your gets are heresy.

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>>137373525
Been waiting 10 fucking years for this.

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>>137373737
kek

>>137373337
37 37 (33) 37

Your lack of what?

>>137370675
North Korea still has the virgin missile defense system

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>>137373737
FUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>137367757

>>137373877
>77
I apologize

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>>137373337

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>>137373737

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>>137373737
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>137368600
Later boners

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>>137373737

>>137373841
Really? I need to walk 4chan though his Baby Steps?

What are our chances of actually getting Kim?

Wont he be hiding in some bunker somewhere?

>>137373737

37 is a strong number tonight...

>>137373737
WHATS CRAZY IS 37 IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER....
O FUG ANONS IM REALLY SCARED NOW

/k/ommando here - if OP is LARPing, it's a pretty solid fanfic. All indications have pointed towards another SLBM test soon - since the 1st of August, at least:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/31/politics/north-korea-ejection-test-submarine-activity/index.html

Given the average lead times on these tests, time since last test, etc., and as OP noted, the Nork penchant for performing tests on their holidays - in addition to Kim's threat to attack in "mid-August-" it's quite reasonable to assume that they'd just decide to fire this SLBM test into the waters off Guam instead of into the Sea of Japan. One of their recent SRBM tests fired four missiles into the Sea of Japan in what was a demonstration/threat of their ability to "saturate" Japan's ABM defenses, so their stated threat to do the same to Guam is a no-brainer. As that 38 north link pointed out, even commercially available sat imagery has seen a Sinpo class being readied with a submersible SLBM test barge for some months now.

Given current tensions and threats of retaliation, Norks and their asshole buddies recalling diplomats makes perfect sense as a cautionary measure. Lil Kimmy hasn't been seen for two weeks now, which fits his quite reasonable terror of American/South Korean decapitation airstrikes.

There's every reason to believe OP's version of events, and timeline, could happen - it fits all publicly available evidence.

As for our predicted retaliation - sinking the submarines also makes perfect sense. It's a kinetic counter-strike to show we're not fucking around, but it doesn't actually hit North Korean soil. The massive retaliation strike from the SSGNs and Lancers is questionable - that's a massive escalation. Plus, we only have six B-1s at Guam right now - of course they can forward deploy pretty damn quickly. Those strikes may well be prepped just in case the Norks flip their shit and try to start the big one.

EAT POOP

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>>137373737
THE NUMBERS MUST FLOW.

Rollan for dubberinis

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>>137373737

Guys I'm paranoid I don't take my meds for the schizophrenia for like a week now? What is going on I can't get verified data

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>>137373737

>>137373737
>c-checked

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>>137373246
>le edgy namez
>wildcatting
oh that razor's edge so smoooooth
just keep talkin out the side of your neck punk

WHAT BRANCH ARE WE ALL ENLISTING IN WHEN THE HAPPENING OCCURS?

>>137348805

>>137374144
I miss when the world wasnt ending

>>137374144
it's over

You feel that? Its the winds of change...the end is near.

>>137373737
Wow

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>>137374144
LIGHT THE FIRES

>>137373737
What did he mean by this?

>>137373737
AY AY AY DIOS MIO EL DIABLO

Kamikaze nuke nork subs on every coast or GTFO.

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>>137374255
fuck

>>137374144
Kek is officially in this thread

>>137374080
It all makes sense to me

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>>137367757
Yes, end our days, do u guys remember when pol was about chaos and shit?

>>137374221
Navy, hopefully a nuclear submarine, literally the safest place in the world in case of nuclear war.

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>>137374066
I'll be watching the POTUS live tweets. You know WW3 will start because of two world leaders shitposting at each other.

>>137374255
g'night boiz

>>137371584
You shut your whore mouth!

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>>137374255
>>137374333

>>137367757
Why would you post our battle plans and Kim's defeat.
The logic of your status makes no sense.

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>>137369111

>>137374348
>going nuke
/k/ would slap you if they were here right now

These are never real.

>>137373737
Interesting mathematics properties of 37:

111: 1+1+1=3 and 3 x 37 = 111
222: 2+2+2=6 and 6 x 37 = 222
333: 3+3+3=9 and 9 x 37 = 333
...
999: 9+9+9=27 and 27 x 37 = 999

>>137369716
Terminal
High
Altitude
Area
Defense

It's an anti-ballistic missile system.

>>137374221
No enlisting when SHTF, we going gray man innawooods before the world ends.

>>137374116
>Plus, we only have six B-1s at Guam right now

We have 12 forward deployed BONEs there right now for QRF.

can't wait to fight sum commie gooks

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if digi-monz kim dead by august twentieth

>>137374255
>55
n-no......

>>137374376
You ready anon? I've seen the future and I see the happening

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>>137373877
I am truly a messenger of his almighty

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>>137374466

>>137371066
checkem

>>137374470

>>137374429
>saving an image i posted on /ptg/ and reposting it in another thread as if i wouldn't notice
u cheeky fuk

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Should I be worried?

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>>137368600
N-nani?!

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>>137374466
nice knowing everyone

>>137374466
KEK HAS SPOKEN

>>137373636
What type of scenario would we see the really cool shit? Hypersonic flight and Quiet Boom has went from black to white via announcements for hypersonic commerical flight demonstrators. As far as I know, Boeing made a demo but never got the actual contract for QB (pretty sure NG did)

>>137374470
Rolling

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So many numbers ITT.

>>137374546
nope... but
13 Hours

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>>137374577