What's the most outrageous or offensive thing you've

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What's the most outrageous or offensive thing you've accidentally said among friends or family /pol/?

>have a fag cousin
>fag cousin's fag boyfriend was seriously injured in a car crash
>didn't know the specifics but brain damage was mentioned
>family all head to the hospital to show support
>mom says something along the lines of "This must be really hard for you"
>I blurted out "It's hard for me. I didn't even know a fruit could become a vegetables till now"
>got the most violent slap from my mom 2 seconds later