Syria General /sg/ - It's Totally Awesome Edition

assad will win

https://twitter.com/Syria_Hezb_Iran/status/896819915826634752

more gainz, boys. Uqayribat soon

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>>137294857
>BREAKING: #SAA advances on 'Highway 45' to the northeast of T4 airbase, capturing New points en route to 'Uqayribat.

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>>137294788
he will prevail

As a Syrian, sincerely fuck Assad and anyone who supports him

>>137294975
>>137294857
So that's the magic of NDF?
I know for sure they're present there.
>>137295044
You wish you were a Syrian, little bitch.

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[Barrel Bombing intensifies]

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>>137294857
>>137294975

>>137295192
I am syrian. How do you want me to prove it?
كسمك

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>>137295044
Leave.

>>137295016
>filename
Kek

>>137295452
Oh wow, you speak Arabic! I know you're a Syrian now that you have spoken a language which totally isn't used in dozens of other countries

Lol the Shia and Jew shills for assad are at full force.

>#BREAKING: #SAA in FULL control of a huge Tunnel Network after capturing an district to the east of Sanbal Petrol Station in Ein Terma
AYOOOOOOOO

>>137295452
That you're in Syria, that's first, otherwise you're not.
Also, how is Eid al-Fitr celebrated in your hometown?

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>>137295452
a passport and timestamp
village, town, or city you originally or currently reside in
Tits

all 3 requirements must be met.

>>137295657
Amazing, Jobar koteled than. Mashallah.

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>>137294975
So they're en route to Huwaysis. Where does the rough terrain begin? After Huwaysis where the cluster of villages begin?

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>>137294635
The absolute state of ISIS when peasants in in Deir Ezzor burn down your HQ

>>137295450
I'm not familiar with the term "waifu", I will have to educate myself.

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>>137295657
>#SAA in FULL control of a huge Tunnel Network
HUGE HUGE HUGE
>HUGE HUGE HUGE
HUGE HUGE HUGE
>HUGE HUGE HUGE
HUGE HUGE HUGE
>HUGE HUGE HUGE

>>137295016
lol

>>137295734
I do not live in Syria. Thanks to the cuck Assad almost everyone left the country. Also posting passport on an anonymous board for everyone. Yeah, no

>>137295855
>Waifu is an Engrish term primarily used by Asian men to refer to one’s own wife.
Are you an Asian? Are you Putinfu's hidden lover? I don't dare to even.

>>137295855
C'mon Poland http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/waifu

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>>137295657
On a scale of 1 to 10 how big is this?

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>>137295988
Than you're not Syrian, you're a Salafi nigger somewhere else.

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>>137295804

>>137295657
https://twitter.com/QalaatAlMudiq/status/896675435051921410

maybe the same tunnel?

>>137296092
Ugh, a pole telling me im not syrian. KEK

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>>137295855
>he's taking his first step to becoming a weeb

Stop! Anime will ruin your life!

>>137296148
So, the hard terrain starts right at Huwaysis. Fugg

>>137295781
Ghoutafront is nothing but a massive kotel from the start though.

>>137295855
A waifu is your anime girlfriend or ideal wife who doesn't exist.

>comfy slogan
Al Assad aw Nuhariq al Balad

الاسد او نحرق البلد

>137296250
>still no proof of being Syrian

>>137296376
can you repost your latest shitmap?
I missed it

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>>137296266
>since you're posting lewds
>>137296579
Kotels are fun though. I don't blame the SAA for creating as many as possible

>>137296266
This. this man speaks the truth.

>>137295044
why? also why jihad flag if you wanted to be taken seriously?

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>>137294635
Assad is next after Kim. Syria needs its central bank and Trump is more than happy to oblige.

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>>137296743

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>>137296770
Agreed!

>>137296877
>inb4 it's a turkroach or it's a westernfag

>>137296085
I honestly don't know tbqh, the sunbol gas station position is claimed to be at different places by different sources.
A distric being captured is massive in and of itself though.

>>137297130
what does this music makes you feel like ebin ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ra9cXx1-o

>>137295988
So you are an invader who attacks foreign nations instead of attacking the government you hate in your own country?

KYS

>>137296695
Quite comfy indeed.
>>137296266
Worry not, I still perceive it as a mental disease.
>>137296250
Oh, someone without a flag relating to my flag to insult me. Spit on my cock and work with it bitch.

HAHAHA. Assad is a complete retard. Without russian support he'd be dead meat.

>>137297130
Probably a burger LARPing or actual Sa*di Prince

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>Liwa al Quds say today they launched a operation From #Ithriya to the Northern Countryside of it and captured 20 KM.
Wut

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>>137296770
S-s-s-s-stop! you're going to give me l-lewd thoughts!

>>137296989
SAA should create a pocket that surrounds the rebels in Idlib whom are also Surrounding the Fuah-Kafraya pocket. Create a Pocket within a pocket. The Kotel's Kotel!

>>137295742
but really just the tits. that's all u really hoping for.

post tits

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>>137297485
countryside cuck? is that you? hama next week?

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For Muhammed Abu al-Frenchie from the last thread (complaining that Syrian Christians receive too much assistance and don't help Muslims)

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>>137297485
hi Mark

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>>137297358
delet this

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>>137297626
Pt 2

>>137297358
Speakers busted.

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>>137297579
I think it's supposed to be south of Itriyah, north of itriyah is secured...
If that's the case... YUGE!!!

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>>137297735

>>137297579
KOTEL

>>137297618
countrycuck faisait des appâts plus fournis

>>137296085
depends on what the network does. but if u think that a tunnel network gives you storage, living quarters and access to fight sites, it may be a massive blo to the jihadi's denying them access to whole districts and weapons.

you speak like someone who has never lost a tunnel network.

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>>>137291484
>https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0Bzgw2Y-9x-KeamFidkU5OXF0eEE

lol this folder is totally gold

>>137297879
Indeed. I wonder what was referred to as "suprise" than. This, or Ain Terma? NDF is present in both.

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>>137297879
Those are formidable gains right here

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>>137297946
>you speak like someone who has never lost a tunnel network.

>>137295989
i'm definitely not asian
guess you learn the dumb animu lingo after a while when you post on 4chan

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these threads are the best because i'm in love with megumin [spoiler]and assad[/spoiler]

>>137296989
nice, thanks

sheeeeit assad used chemical weapon on me what the fug is habbening :DDD

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>>137297946
>you speak like someone who has never lost a tunnel network.
have you?

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>>137297585
llleeeeeeeewwwdd

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>>137298134
sarin overdose

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r/scw says our worshipping of Assad is strange

>>137297976
I don't think NDF is present in this Itriyah push.
I think their surprise is the Homs push.

>>137298243
Hahahahahhqah WHAT

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>Military Commander of a Shaitat Tribal Fighters Group Firas Alaamash in #Sukhnah
WE NEARLY HOUTHI NOW

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>>137297939
Payscocu ne pêchait pas, malheureusement. Je crois que dans l'ensemble, il était sérieux.

>>137297951
You're welcome :DDDDD

>>137298581
Good camo

ALLAH SOURIA BASHAR OU BAS

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>>137298206
>new image
>lewd
>loose bra

Hnng! Killing me Ebin!

>>137298243
There's no way that's real

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>>137298686
Allah > Camouflage

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>>137298784
>all you have to do is give in

>>137298785
It's obviously comedic liquor branding for us *ssadists.

>>137298581
Some dope ass Houthi-esque beat even:
https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/896829437215428609

>>137297358
>this video Ian not available
Couldn't listen to it but I know the superior version is better anyway
https://youtu.be/IUjLE_N1Cuc

https://youtu.be/IUjLE_N1Cuc

https://youtu.be/IUjLE_N1Cuc

>>137298785
welcome to boland

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night guys. remember to keep comfy.

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>>137298977
Indeed.

>>137299104
Night Mark.

>>137298192
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kuffar? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tunnel Diggers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on SAA, and I have over 300 confirmed tunnel dug. I am trained in trench warfare and I’m the top sapper in the entire ISIS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, infidel. As we speak I am digging my secret network of tunnels across Europe and your house is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, rafidi scum. The sinkhole that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your house. You’re fucking dead, ass*dist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my digging spoon. Not only am I extensively trained in tunnel digging, but I have access to the entire shovel arsenal of the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little khomenoid. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, khomist.

>>137294635
>Abu Udai Managh, a Syria rebel commander, just defected from SDF to FSA Sultan Murad Division
lol civilwar in civilwar 2.0? ..or is it already 3.0?

>>137298609
>Payscocu
cuckland?

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>>137299408
we are reaching civil war level that shouldn't even be possible

>>137299384
>khomist.
10/10, except it should be khommie

>>137299491
Countrycuck, although a more "correct" translation would be Campagnecocue.

>>137299384
>not posting the 300 confirmed wives pasta
still pretty good tho

>>137299491
lame translation for countrycuck I guess

I have a question. Why the fuck do you guys support Assad?

>>137299646
this is OC
tell me about the 300 wives pasta

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>>137299418
its alright senpai i know they aren't too common to begin with
anything megumin related is great

>>137299708
why the fuck do you support communism? are you not working like it?

>>137299708
Only hope for minorities, especially Christians in Syria.

>>137299708
what's the alternative?
lotsa people are affected by it through refugees and general imperialistic bullshit so it's retarded to not pick a side

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>A man claiming he was an ISIS terrorist entered Police Station in İstanbul and killed a police officer

https://twitter.com/QalaatAlMudiq/status/864597151464030210

>mfw scroll all the way down to the bottom...I don't think south slav will ever get an answer...

>ISIS claims it repelled an attack by pro-Regime forces W. of #Humaymah. SVBIED detonated and many spoils made, incl. #ATGM|s.
>ISIS also claims it carried out a raid N. of Shaer gas field, seizing ammo, weapons, a tank and a BMP from pro-Assad forces (17 KIA).

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>>137299620
i always went with cocu/général de la campagne

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>>137299983
>muhdicks feel when south slav asks a question

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>>137299418
>>137300039
I'm trying to nofap, plz stop.

>>137300224
but bashar is my waifoo

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>>137300224
>complaining about anime
>on 4chan
>when there's fuckall you can do about it
>>137300370
>nofap
>on 4chan

>>137299838
That's a nice answer to my question.

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>>137298853

>>137300359
I hope an errant barrel bomb finds you

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>#Syria #Hama #NorthernIthriya Report by Liwa al Quds Commander About taking control of 20KM north of #Ithriya.

https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/896831835908575232

HHHHHHUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEE

>>137298267
nobody cares what they think

>>137299875
The Kurds or Rebels?
Assad being a violent dictator and all

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>>137300582
>I hope an errant barrel bomb finds you
>in burgerland

>>137300723
>durr, Poland, but the principle is the same

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>>137300673
>20KM north of #Ithriya.
...but that's the Aleppo Road?

Could we keep the animeposting on the side? Like, post something relevant if you want to post a cartoon.

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>>137300510
This is not /c/ or /e/ for imagedump
stop spamming your shit images of this shit anime girl >>137300886 or ill fuck you up

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>#Syria Liwa al Quds are hoping to be one of the units to help liberate #DeirEzZor and break the siege of the Airport.

https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/896832679978696704

>Liwa al Quds hoping to get the nightcall

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>>137300673
North is secured for months, wtf
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.550105&lon=37.894592&z=10&m=b&gz=0;377881622;353733746;0;0;102996;1834343

>>137299721
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my religion of peace, you little infidel? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in suicide bombings, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Iraqi government, and I have over 300 confirmed wives. I am trained in goat intercourse and I'm the top jihadist in the entire Daesh armed insurgence. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will blow you the fuck up with civilian casualties which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that xenophobic shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of muslims all across Sweden and your daughter is being traced right now so she better lube up, right wing extremist. Lube up for the storm that spreads the prophet down the generations. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can immigrate in over 300 different ways, and that's just with my two feet. Not only am I extensively trained in shouting the will of the Prophet (peace be upon him), but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your islamophobic ass off the face of the holy land, you little shit. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldn't, and you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn neo-nazi. I will shit curry all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>137300882
Good idea
>What's north of Ithriya besides the Ithriya-Khanaser Highway? Why are they insisting on progress 20km NORTH of Ithriya?

>>137300707
>Kurds
Kurds are a regional force, theyre not going to sit and govern Damascus

>Rebels
What??? What group of rebels? Ahrar al-Sham? Tahrir al-Sham? salafist extremists who openly oppose democracy?

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>>137300510

>>137294635
Is there a discord for Syria, Venezuela, DPRK, etc?

>>137300707
dude dont you have anythig better to do than troll in our thread

>>137301274
Fuck off.

>>137301274
no fuck off discords are for faggots

>>137298267
give full link

>>137300860
it is an error probably
ivan's previous tweet talks about eastern Hama
so there might be more info not displayed to us

>>137300707
Not trying to be condescending, just curious- Are you new to the topic?
Kurds are basically the new "tool" for coalition, they're better than rebels but not nearly capable of ruling Syria. The vast majority of the rebels just generally suck, definitely not a solution either

>>137301128
More likely the post he's referring to and translated is the one that's wrong.

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>>137301274
Decent bait.
>I'll stop Megumin posting before I get banned now.

>>137298267
>2017
>theay are not gay for assad
wtf guys

>>137301486
Ah, good. I would hate for the NDF to be going the wrong way

>>137300707
Are you new and came here because what happened in Charlottesville?

>>137301109
Would've been good for the thread about the French guy's brother converting to Islam lol

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>>137301021
YUGE
>jk

>>137301109
who posted that ? maghreboi ?

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>>137301786
>because what happened in Charlottesville?
>burgers will now put anti-interventionists in the same group as the larp-right

>137301983
Shit bait

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>>137301983
I don't think maghreboi does that kind of self-deprecating pasta posting.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOQBhQ7Saao

/ourguy/

>>137301983
nah maghrebois was more eloquent
no idea who made this pasta, it was posted here quite often like a year ago
I think i still got one of maghrebois gems saved somewhere

>>137302300
do post them if you find them

>>137300707
well, just look at
>>137301143

Direct sources for the recent developments (half an hour - an hour)
Worry not, I already sold them, you won't get shit out of it:
>https://www.facefuck.com/dimashq.now/posts/1338474132944862
>https://www.facefuck.com/radioshamfm/posts/1374496199270337
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXYD5Aq8fuM
>http://www.hawarnews.com/%D9%85%D9%82%D8%A7%D8%AA%D9%84%D9%88-%D9%82-%D8%B3-%D8%AF-%D9%81%D9%8A-%D8%B9%D9%85%D9%82-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AD%D9%8A-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%82%D8%AF%D9%8A%D9%85-%D9%88%D9%85%D9%82%D8%AA%D9%84-35-%D9%85%D8%B1/

>>137302121
The birth of liberal-neocons¿

I made a pic request at our confederate flag hezbo cow tits poster, did he deliver?
beatles, dota or berserk edits with flag?

>>137302261
>you came back from a knee injury
>what's your secret?

What a dumb question. It fucking healed bitch

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>>137302159
here

>>137294788
You don't know that. And even if he does, he'd be ruling over a pile of rubble that he can't rebuild. Cost of Syria reconstruction is 100 billion $ to 300 billion $. No one who has the cash will be willing to spend it to Syria and the countries (Iran for example) willing to rebuild Syria don't have the cash. It's going to be a failed state for decades.

Or maybe the EU is stupid enough to fund the reconstruction as a way of stopping the refugees. But the refugees aren't going to go back once they get used to life in Europe.

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>>137302412
who is that WHITE AND BASED MAN ???

L M A O
M
A
O

COMMIE KHOMEINOID ASS-ADISTIC KEKBUGS GOT B T F O
B T F O
T........F
F........T
O F T B

AGAIN (not a surprise tbqh) IN (where?????) GHOUTA (wew)

W
E
W E W

YOU THOUGHT THE WHITE AND BASED MAN WAS DEAD? (no he's not)

HE'S BACK (OHHH!!!) TO DESTROY YOUR NON ARGUMENTS (which aren't arguments).

BRACE YOURSELVES, HE IS COMING.

Al bolandi status: disturbed (wew)
french fry status: disturbed (TOP WEW)
al irani status: DESTROYED (WEEEEEEEW)
syrian geneal status: C R Y I N G (crying?(yes!) )
jewish jew status: TRICKING
obsessed burger status: BITCHING
pedro status: HURR DURRING
macedebted status: COPY/PASTING
the shitty shitposter status: S H A R T I N G


>muh regime took T2
LIES
>muh truce in Deraa and regime took bordercrossing
LIES
>muh regime jet was bombing ISIS when downed
LIES
>muh regime split the Deraa pocket into 2
LIES


L I E S
I
E
S

>>137302261
Only bronze.... I bet Assad will send him to Sednaya with Banana Alabed :(

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>>137302763

Ah fuck, it's been so long since somebody properly and elegantly reminded you all that kurds must be destroyed

https://twitter.com/JHainesYoung/status/896836887461146624

>Sources say Arsal FSA-Hezbollah-Syria deal for fighters to go to Syria will begin at 10 am Monday (for real this time) after weekend delay

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>>137303054
YOU'RE BACK

>>137302159
>>137302763
i'm confused
why did ebin say it was shit bait and what is the pic supposed to refer to ?

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>#Syria #Hama Liwa al Quds Commander says they advanced 20 KM North of Ithriya But a Soldier Says progress @ Balaas Mountains which is South

K

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>>137303054
welcome back bos-bro

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>>137303004
I would like to drink a beer with you.
The spirit of the enlightened, noble, White & Based one lives within us.

>>137303236
Its good to be back, i see sukhnah has been liberated

>>137303004
ah yes i remember them
there was also that one where he starts with questions like:

is it X? no
is it Y ? no

>>137303333
>the absolute state of SAA communication

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T

Where are all the namefags and regulars of the past? I've been lurking again for the last couple days but haven't anyone?

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>>137303004
Ah, ok, nevermind, it's his pasta. I would not like to drink a beer with you.

>>137303443
Check out the shitmap >>137296989

>>137301609
It's confirmed, it's south!
It's Liwa-al-Quds btw!

>>137303621
Remind me, Liwa al-Quds were the ones who stormed Handarat?

>>137301479
Yeah I am pretty new. Realistically, there is no good solution. I just think the Kurds should have their own state, and Assad gets exhiled for a new government.

>>137303551
Some are inactive, some dont namefag anymore

Trust me theres many old anon regulars

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>>137303505

>>137303712
The palestinian camp of Handarat, yeah!

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>>137303803
Na, we're all new here

>>137303551
some stopped posting (dead, arrested, or mossaded), some stopped namefagging, some moved to telegram

>>137303443
Kurds are a dairy product obtained by coagulating milk in a process called Kurdling. The coagulation can be caused by adding rennet or any edible acidic substance such as lemon juice or vinegar, and then allowing it to sit. The increased acidity causes the milk proteins (casein) to tangle into solid masses, or Kurds. Milk that has been left to sour (raw milk alone or pasteurized milk with added lactic acid bacteria) will also naturally produce Kurds, and sour milk cheeses are produced this way. Producing cheese Kurds is one of the first steps in cheesemaking; the Kurds are pressed and drained to varying amounts for different styles of cheese and different secondary agents (molds for blue cheeses, etc.) are introduced before the desired aging finishes the cheese. The remaining liquid, which contains only whey proteins, is the whey. In cow's milk, 80 percent of the proteins are caseins.

>>137303054
Only Turks have the capability to destroy Kurds but doing so will cause too much of domestic problems. Taking out SDF can be done but that's not destroying Kurds as a people.

Kurds are here to stay and they'll have independence from Iraq, hopefully soon. Syria shouldn't exist though. "Syria" is a Greco Roman invention based on ignorance. They learned that Neo-Assyrians spoke Aramaic and so they though the other major speakers of Aramaic (who are actually oldest speakers) were "Assyrian" too. So they were named Syrian. In reality Syria was a mixture of semitic and indo European. Damascus was an Indo European city before being Semitic. Arameans moved in much later and since them the various cities were Aramean city states or kingdoms.

Basically there is no such thing as "Syria" and there never was a united independent Syria until recently.

>>137301786
No I've been on 4chan for about 4 years now. I decided to come to this containment board today for whatever reason.

>>137303605
What was all that about that fucking kotel in the south east being painted red than green again couple days later

>>137303852
Battle-hardened soldiers. Good.

>BREAKING: #SAA isolates Humaymah from west to south, as #ISIS begins to flee towards shores of #Euphrates river East #Homs CS

https://twitter.com/Syria_Hezb_Iran/status/896838350769991680

ITS HAPPENING!!!

>BREAKING: #SAA isolates Humaymah from west to south, as #ISIS begins to flee towards shores of #Euphrates river
No idea if they mean this
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.611604&lon=39.586487&z=14&m=b&show=/36996146/Humaymah
or this
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.435726&lon=39.769478&z=14&m=b&show=/28239631/Humaymah

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>>137303712
not "Handarat", but "Handarat camp", there is a difference

and yes, thats them. never forget Liwa al-Quds commander Mohammad "Glockman" "Godfather" Rafi

>>137303985
Two words: Situation Unclear

>>137304017
Oh, it's eastern homs
nice

>>137303551
I lurk on /sg since 12 days now AMA

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> From the Heart of the City of #Sukhnah With The Commander Abu Ali Salhab of Military Intelligence Shield Forces
and a qt!

>>137304255
Can you keep lurking please

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>137303719
>kurds should have their own state
>Assad should be exiled for a new government
Weak bait, needs more pro democracy bullshit

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>HEZBOLLAH BANTER

>>137304259
>With The Commander Abu Ali Salhab of Military Intelligence Shield Forces
Wow

>>137303719
If they get a state in Syria, it'll be towards the north and will have many problems with turkey (which is probably why Turkey is stepping up their activities). Will act as a good buffer for Assad though :D

>>137303803
>>137303887
Who died?
Who arrested?
Who mossaded?
You joking?

>>137303719
>the Kurds should have their own state, and Assad gets exhiled for a new government.
>I am pretty new
yeah it shows, so let me give you a QR

the Turds don't belong in Syria, it's not their land, but they're trying to grab as much land as possible so they can have their anti-Arab pro-Israel "Rojava". They're basically parasites trying to take advantage of the situation to do some land-grab and ethnic cleansing. Tfu on them.

If you're not a kike and want a stable secular Syria and you're not a POS who wants foreigners to dictate how Syria should be ran then you want Assad to stay, as do most Syrians.

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>>137304395

>>137304255
this is either b8 or u r retarded, why would u admit that...ever?

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>>137304425

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>>137304391
>IDF and HTS in same collage
LMFAO

>>137304483
I miss that good ol based mexico bro tho, what happened to him?

>>137304469
Suheil will be jealous

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>>137303919
>heh, I'm going to pretend to know history by distorting facts, suck it dumb *ssadists

>>137304469
He was responsible for Rastan weapon deal.

>>137304391

What does it say?

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>>137304543

>>137303919
haha, now apply that same standard for
>should this country exist
on some other countries.
If you can't your point is moot and just a construction for a b8 post I guess

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Hezbollah and Liwa al-Quds just kotel'd the Salami pocket bois

>>137304391
kek

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>>137305232

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>>137303561
I was in progress of making a pasta like that for when the white and based one returned but alas i don't think that's happening anytime soon
I even made that gif for when he returned

>>137304818
I'm a graduate in the Near East. I'm pretty sure I know more than a retard like you. If you ask for sources of any claims, I'll provide them.

Or maybe as a Brit with relatively no ancient history, you're intimated by the Ancient Near East which makes you lash out in a retarded manner.

>>137305218
Because the opposition to Kurdistan not being a thing is some Syrians (like that slut in youtube) to claim "WE WUZ ASSYRIANS N SHIET". Heck, the earliest attested ruler of Damascus is an Indo European (you can tell by looking at the name). It's not even a Semitic city originally.

>>137304845
He was released from jail recently.
Probably to lead the offensive.

>>137304845
You mean king corruption ?

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>>137305412
He'll come back when the mujhadeen prevail allah willing

>>137305551
>in the ancient Near East history,

Fixed. Also don't ask me about on hands archeology experience, I don't have any yet, especially when sites are limited.

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>>137303919
Syria and Assyria are etymologically unrelated, you fucking mong. Syria comes from the name of the city of Tyre on the Mediterranean, completely different a name from Assur in Mesopotamia.

>go anywhere but /sg/ on this board
>unending shitposts and 6000000 threads on the same topic

>>137305551
then you are making a counterargument to a non existant argument at least here.. for most people I'd guess. Most arguments come from a realpolitik pov

>>137304542
>Makes ONE fucking speech inside Mosul Mosque that ISIS ends up destroying while trying to blame it on Muricans
>Becomes Caliph (aka the supposedly highest authority on Islam)
How the fuck did it work out exactly?

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>>137305627
Funnily enough the commander is responsible for waste of someone else's life. Not his own.
>>137305412
That's you?

>>137305982
>propped up by CIA
>make speech
>take heli to Pentagon
>shave beard

>>137299384
good show

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>>137305232
nice
>>137304425
belgian kurd is gone because there aren't enough roaches anymore

>>137306089
Considering the high mortality rate of military leaders on this front, I'm sure he'd prefer chilling in Ghouta...

>>137305775
Wrong, you retard. Syria comes from the Greek Σύριοι which is derived from Ἀσσυρία which itself is Greek for a name based on Assur.

Tyre is Ṣur in Phoenician but the history of the name doesn't come from that. The Greek of Tyre is Tyros. Syria wasn't called Syria until the Greeks called it that way.

>>137305884
Well it depends of course. US officials definitely do have a realpolitik point of view. Same with Russians and others.

>>137305982
it wasn't even him who made the speech and declared teh caliphate, it was adnani

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>>137298267
nigga, why ?
Just look at this man.

>>137305551
If you were so smart then you wouldn't have that flag

Why do people respond to b8?

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>>137305877
/pol/ is somewhat readable around 1500, when Americans are sleeping. If you banned all North-American IPs, the quality of this board would absolutely skyrocket.

A takfiri zionist polytheist fire-worshipping professor and shiite mullah was teaching a class on Ali, a known kuffar.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Ali and accept that he was the most holy being the world has ever known, even greater than Muhammad!”

At this moment, a brave, devout, Sunni islamist champion who had bombed 1500 Shia temples and understood the necessity of jihad and fully supported all military decisions made by Saudi Arabia stood up and held up a copy of the Qu'ran.

”Who is the true defender of the faith, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “The Ayatollah, you stupid Sunni”

”Wrong. Muslims don't worship a flame and 12 false prophets. If your Ayatollah is, as you say, the defender of the faith… then he would be ruling Mecca and Medina by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Kitab al-Kafi. He stormed out of the room crying those Iranian crocodile tears. The same tears Iranians cry for the “Shia” (who today live in such apostasy that they draw pictures of the prophet) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Saudi royal family. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Xerxes Khamenei, wished he had accepted the one true faith and become more than a jewish crusader puppet. He wished so much that his cult had legitimacy from the historical khilāfa, but he himself had rejected it!

The students applauded and all destroyed false idols that day and accepted Muhammad (pbuh) as their prophet. An eagle named “Abu Bakr” flew into the room and perched atop the Saudi Arabian Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Shahadah was recited several times, and Allah himself showed up and enacted a Zakat tax across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was beheaded the next day. His body was eaten by vultures which burst into flames and died as well.

Allahu Akhbar

>>137306314
I think if he betrayed once, sending him to IS front makes sense, because they'll behead him if he gets caught, still if officers like these can lead front and storm units it's just retarded from main Damas military mkhabarat branch command and rises a question if corruption source isn't there.

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>>137306790

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>>137306816
Amin brother

>>137306725
If you weren't larping as a troglodyte you wouldn't be unashamedly showing that flag.

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>>137306816

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>>137306089
nope
some youtube video randomly had that 10 second maghrebois clip in it

>>137306139
>take heli to Pentagon
>shave beard
Wait is that a general joke or who is he supposed to look like from the pentagon?
>>137306661
Even worse, doesn't make any sense even in a fanatic muslim's perspective then

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>>137307013
I'm pretty sure like 50% of American posters are underage. The election, gamergate, the alt-faggots, kek, all that bullshit has brought way too much attention to this site and this board specifically.

>>137307348
how can you not get it...
Waffle, I...

>>137305701
>You mean king corruption ?
No, I don't think so, either caught and persuaded to be double agent or just a wealthy fuck from alawite rulling class who wanted even more and betrayed cause of greed, many such cases. Could be also rebel-sympathizer from heart, but damn I hope not.

>>137306790
Europeans dont really talk about anything important, nor do they do anything.
When is the last time a right wing European did anything except get arrested for online hate speech? 1945?

>its always Americans making the generals like /CPD/ and /HTG/
Im actually curious to hear your opinion of what you think /pol/ should be. Because apparently you don't like right wing content..or really any content.

The only thing Europeans have is /britpol/ and /SG/ but /SG/ is 90% muslim infiltrators with a few retarded stormweenies mixed in.
Not that supporting Assad is bad, but the level of disinfo and muslim shilling in these threads is what makes them cancer.

>>137306816
>Ali, a known kuffar

Stopped reading. Ali is not seen as a disbeliever by any Sunni.

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>>137307348

>>137306790
absolutely, on /sg/ too, few NA posters would be missed. Sure Ebin bakes, but would he be missed?

>>137307835
>I can't detect obvious satire

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Tigers

>>137307183
Show your real flag, then we'll see who's the troglodyte

>>137307981
desu anyone can bake, and they can do it without being obnoxious avatarfags

>>137307769
>level of disinfo
how?
ignore snus when he goes into b8ing mode and done. Are you too retarded to demand sauce and look it up yourself?

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>>137307835
it's a joke, a fucking dumb one at that
how can you take it that seriously?

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>>137307769
>its always Americans making the generals like /CPD/ and /HTG/
And generals are cancer 99% of the time. How is that a good thing? Instead of actual discussion you just get retards circlejerking and namefagging. You don't need a fucking general for a two-day event, you newfag.

>>137306816
kek 8/10 re reading it now, what was the original pasta about? can't recall
Also i remember some books about the very first stories circulating in Europe about the muslims for a few decades and I read that they even thought the muslims were pagans and that muhammad was one of their gods, of course with fraudulent narrations of covered-in-gems-gold muhammad statues/idols included, I kek'd imagining how much the muslims would be outraged that that was the image the europeans had of them

>>137307981
>Sure Ebin bakes, but would he be missed?
Probably not. Not as much as Maghrebois and certainly not as much as our fallen Leaf.

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>>137307981
I'd miss him a little, I actually enjoy his LEL OC
Also he does ebin shitmaps

>>137308047
>>137308238
Satire is supposed to be smart. It's bad satire when it can't even get basic facts right.

There's plenty of satire that make fun of Sunni Shia divide and makes of ISIS. Look up Selfie in Arabic.

>>137308362
There was even a rumor about muslims having killed Jesus

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>>137308289

>>137308079
>I can't read: The post

>>137307769
>90% muslim infiltrators with a few retarded stormweenies mixed in.
I wouldn't be so sure about that
> muslim shilling in these threads
Half the thread is hating on sunniggers
>>137307981
a bit harsh, there are some non name fagging regular burgers that are good posters
shame their reputation gets ruined by >burger education burgers

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>>137307702
>>137307946
meet em halfway, guys

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>>137305551
>I'm a graduate in the Near East

>>137307769
Many of Burger thread always full of Muh Conspiracy, Muh CIA, Muh Gate etc.
Make me like retards when read it.
Why Burger so Paranoid

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>>137306790
Ur not wrong

testing wether I'm banned already

>>137308244
so having no content is better than having content?
I guess that makes sense when you think about the European mindset.
Like Europeans complaining that /sp/ isn't 100% soccer threads.
>why do people play other sports, waaaaaahhhh

Enjoy your...ummm nothing. At least Americans generate content, even if it gets flooded by leftist shills.

>>137308202
for starters, the Russian and Iranian dicksucking is off the charts. Nobody deserves such delusional levels of support, nobody.

The opinion of Iran is based on lies from Iranian diaspora. They are burka wearing terrorist funding BROWN shitbags just like the rest. But /sg/ would tell you they are "moderate" "secular" and "white"

Yeah so secular that the women are ninjas and getting stoned to death or acid thrown in their face for adultery. Sound familiar? just a typical muslim shithole.

>>137308902
Sorry for going off the topic, but would you happen to have the full infographic on these silent commands? I've forgot some of these.

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>Still no DEZ
and why is Raqqa so boring

>>137309141
Kurds value their lives more than the Iraqis do theirs.

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>>137309141
>raqqa
>boring
But muh paratroopers

>>137309370
Not paratroopers though.

>>137309073
>is based on lies from Iranian diaspora
You know Iranian diaspora absolutely hates the current leadership of the country, right?

>>137309370
kys phoneposting viet fag

>>137309073
no one claimed that Iran was secular, idiot

>>137309121
No :(

>>137309073
>The opinion of Iran is based on lies from Iranian diaspora
the iranian diaspora is usually very anti-iran. just like the cubans, consists of the degenerate criminals who were chased out of the country. if anything they lie to make the place sound shittier.

>>137309073
I was thinking more about the actual war reports, for me your issue is irrelevant

>>137309515
IM GETTING A NEW COMPUTER SOON MY CURRENT ONE IS SHIT REEEEEE

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>>137309767
Found it finally, with stupid captions. Very useful stuff.

Public announcement:
Ebin have been Banned by the Mods

https://twitter.com/QalaatAlMudiq/status/896845146813341701

>ISIS offshot Jaish Khalid claims responsibility for suicide attack on Jaish Islam, saying 25+ killed. 1st operation far from Yarmuk Basin

>>137308362
>they even thought the muslims were pagans and that muhammad was one of their gods
You got that from "The Song of Roland".

>I kek'd imagining how much the muslims would be outraged that that was the image the europeans had of them
They wouldn't care actually. Muslims back then had a very low opinion and expectation of Europeans of their time. This isn't the same anymore of course.

>>137308726
Read the first response to that post.

>>137309848
Except the Iranian diaspora is very successful in the United States, far more than Cubans could ever be. They produce many scientists. They do lie like any other people but for the most part the experience of their parents/grandparents at the hand of the regime is accurate.

And they weren't "criminals" like how Cubans were. The crimes Cuban exiles comitted in Cuba would land them in jail in any Western country. Not the same thing with Iranian exiles. Last I check, pushing for secularism isn't a crime in the West.