I know Kim is monitoring this board right now. If you see this then I'm calling you to fire a dud towards America and scare them, especially now that their morale is weak due to the /pol/ driver.
>>137239676
>be kim
>have access to the best pussy available in your country
>choose a butterface
I declare this thread property of America.
>>137240788
literally all his people are starving to death and illiterate. he'll be lucky if he doesn't have mutant offspring
>>137239676
Dear Kim Jong Un
Please start a global war
It will make my life infinitely more interesting
If there's to be another global conflict, I want it to be in my lifetime
Thank you sir
Citizen of the UK
>>137241027
T. CNN
Not a single valid news story has come out of North Korea.
There is far more evidence for Trump being a Russian Jew puppet than there is for a single propaganda piece about that country.
>>137239676
Kimmy has beautiful wife.