>Be me
>Live in same small town all my life
>Get home from fixing cars all day
>Decide to fuck with people on Jewbook from my old high school
>Found a fat SJW that goes to local community college thats easy to troll
>Did my part in ruining her day
>She mentioned that her dad runs a cyber security site and he can doxx my address
>I'm curious so I look around and investigate her claim
>Oh fuck, she is not lying about her father
>Shut off my computer and go to sleep kinda sketched out
>Two days later a knock on my door
>OH FUCK FUCK FUCK SHES OUTSIDE WITH A WOLF PACK OF TRIGGERED FACES
>I answer the door and she asks if she can see my computer
>I try to play it cool and say its nice seeing her outside of highschool and tell her I don't own a computer, I only have a flip phone
>She tells me that she was spammed with hate over facebook and her dad traced an IP address to my WiFi
>I tell her my neighbor uses my Wifi sometimes because he's big with computers
(My neighbor is a paranoid Iraq war vet who I've never talked to)
>Her and the cluster fuck stroll over to my neighbors house, I can hear pounding on the door
>I close my doors but can hear dissolved yelling
>Everything seems to be cool for a few minute
>Gun shots and screaming proceed this
An ambulance came and the fatty was taken to the hospital with a flesh wound, one of the other kids was busted in the face with the rifle stock. Police were called a filed a report but my neighbor was exercising his Stand Your Ground Law so he wasn't arrested
Can I be arrested for anything? I'm pretty nervous I'll be charged with something..
>>137206701
Undoubtedly a lie but an entertaining one. Bravo.
>be you
>be a lying faggot
>the end
>>137206701
>>137206701
Take the time to learn how this shit actually works before you bother writing these posts up.
>>137206701
You can't just get an IP from messaging someone on facebook man. You have to do a netstat -n, then direct connect to her so you can send pictures or longer messages. After you have a direct connection established you can do netstat -n again to see which IP you're connected to that you weren't before you Direct Connected. That new IP will be your victims.
>>137210066
>/pol/ understanding of netsec
>>137211370
If you were an old school leet haxor like me you'd understand the references, son.