>send in dna sample to ancestry reporting website >was

>A study of haplotypes of the Y chromosome by Harry Ostrer and Michael Hammer, published in 2000, addressed the paternal origins of Ashkenazi Jews. Hammer et al concluded that the Y chromosome of most Ashkenazi and Sephardi Jews contained mutations that are also common among Middle Eastern peoples, but uncommon in the general European population.
>yeah pretty much

>>137185373

So what, I am a mudslime too?

>>137185647
No, just a study that shows Ashkenazi Jews aren't White

>>137185934

I want to be white :(

>>137186052
Do you also have a long hooked nose and reptile looking face?

>>137186737

I don't actually, not sure what that means for other full blooded jews.

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>>137186861
A face like this for example

>>137187150

Nope, no big or hooked nose. And no squinting rat face.

>>137187455
Then, you can lie that you're a GOY

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>>137184528
>tfw always wanted to be jewish
>look kinda jewish
>don't wanna spend $100 on a dna test
life is suffering

>>137188334
Why would you wanna be a Schlomo?

>>137184528
dont worry about it, im sure its fake, theres no thing as a 99.5% askhenazi, jews are all mixed and were ever since like 5000 years ago or so, when the semites went to the mesopotamia

the average askhenazi jew is probably 40-60% jew 60-40% european

>>137184528
lol i hope you feel fucking weird about this your whole life neckbeard scum

Hey want me to cut off the tip of your dick for you?

>>137188982
Higher iq and general rate of success ?
Die off goy

>>137189299
Lol, nice invented statistics Shltomo, in reality, Ashkenazi Jews aren't even 5% European

>>137189645
They’re better ;)
Forest-nigger

>>137188982
I've just always really liked the jews. Everyone picks on them but they stay strong and have a sense of humor about it. And they have a community but not too tight of a community. They just seem like the perfect people in every regard.
also >>137189618

>>137189618
Of course that the Jew will be more successful than the average nigger from Detroit, but that doesn't mean if you convert to Judaism you become a Jew billionaire

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>>137189855
Ok so you love these Jews so much, but do you know that the word "Goy" doesn't have a good meaning? And do you know how they call non-Jewish women? "Shiksa", which means whore or abomination. I'mma show you a quote from Talmud which says the following:
"Although the non-Jew has the same body structure as the Jew, they compare with the Jew like a monkey to a human."

- Schene luchoth haberith, p. 250 b
Still having a hard-on for the baby blood suckers?

>>137192007
The talmud isn't a rulebook it's just thoughts from some rabbis.
And if I have jew blood and I convert then I won't be that.

>>137192418
>The talmud isn't a rulebook it's just thoughts from some rabbis.
It's one of the most important books of Judaism
>And if I have jew blood and I convert then I won't be that.
You won't be what?

>>137188334
this confirms youre a jew

>>137193150
>It's one of the most important books of Judaism
you don't have to follow any of it. It's just a rabbi book.
>And if I have jew blood and I convert then I won't be that.
I won't be any of those words for non-jews

>you don't have to follow any of it. It's just a rabbi book.
But they do follow it and believe the crap written there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ji_Y7YEbKY
>I won't be any of those words for non-jews
Yeah you will, all the Jews are using them on a daily basis, lol

>>137193941
>But they do follow it and believe the crap written there:
A lot of people believe a lot of stupid things. I seriously doubt that those opinions are shared by the majority or even many jews.
>Yeah you will, all the Jews are using them on a daily basis, lol
yeah but if I convert and have Jewish blood then those words won't apply to me.

>>137194431
Don't convert and marry a Shiksa instead, just my advice

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>>137195088
I don't like women I want a strong jewish bf

>>137195728
ok.....

>>137184528
Being Jewish is a choice, nothing to do with genes.

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>>137184528
rate me goys

>>137196115
>Being Jewish is a choice, nothing to do with genes.
........where did you get this from?

POL GET IN HERE OPERATION DEATH BLOW IS IN FULL EFFECT YOUR FUHRER CALLS ON YOU! FIGHT BACK NOW GODDAMN IT STAND UP AND FIGHT!
>>137188374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg

FIGHT GODDAMN IT FIGHT NOW! EXPOSE THIS KIKE!!!!!

>>137196115
While I share your perspective, there are many people here on /pol/ who believe the Jews are demonic on a genetic level as well as spiritual.

>>137184528

You should be dancing around right now, you just made it into the global elite by DNA alone. You will be spared from multiculturalism and will live for 100 years in an ethnically homogeneous israel. Congrats.

>>137197695
Yup

>>137197695
They are