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So I've seen this Valerian movie today
Opening scene is different races of humans shaking hands and creating united humanity, followed by uniting all aliens into one federation centered on one spacebase. This movie features cocky lesbian actress Kara Delevigne that can't act for shit and this midget retarded actor that also can't act. This movie has a cringe scene of Rihanna that will last around 5 minutes, in her last scene she literally becomes ancient egyptian we wuz kings and dies ( Sorry for spoiling, but you wont care about her character). This dumb bitch Kara gives a stupid speech about how love defeats logic and reason and how main hero should betray human race because she won't marry him otherwise, the only reasonable character is first shown to have a retarded meltdown and then punched in the face and left unconsious.
In this movie, humanity is guilty of killing LITERALLY 6 million aliens.
Another part of this movie is that its cofinanced together with chineese, so they insert all this chineese propaganda to make more positive image of chineese people in american youth. Once you see propaganda in movies, you can't unsee it.
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>>137143488
Couldn't make it 10 minutes into this shit fest. This has the Jew written all over it.
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>>137144585
Dude I've been there with my family, they are apolitical and they were just sad that such amount of computer graphics was wasted on this writing and these retarded actors
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Don't forget, Valerian gets a female alien spirit inside of him.
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>>137145984
They make plenty of jokes about him being in woman body etc.
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>>137145984
>>137146261
Yeah, and the male actor is probably a trans-gendered woman. Look at his face. Look at Cara fucking Delevinge. It's a man.
the jews take the piss right out of us
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>>137143488
You forgot to ad in a few things.
Target Audience kids
Needless Sexualisation (5 min strip show)
Love conquors all BS
Most races have one thing they do better than the other races. Space Jews have special souls. Space Jew's soul goes out and joins with a guy even though said aliens never knew there was life outside their planet.
Space Jews are self taught all science of all other species within one generation.
Forced - Illegal Alien "I don't want to get deported" meme
LITERALLY 6 MILLION DIED
This movie subliminally pushed - Race Agenda, Feminism, White men are bad guys - Sexual degeneracy, 6 gorrilian/holocaust, pacifism, Immigration, and anti-military.
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>>137149089
Yeah, commandant was a real hero who saved humanity, he did the right thing, but intsead of trying to portray such character realistically they made him a retarded sperg, thats how they portray all villains so its easier for audience to hate him
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