This girl comes to your room 7AM next morning, and starts yelling

>>137121263
Give her my morning wood.

>>137121263

Slap the gun out of her hand and beat the shit out of her. I don't take orders from women.

>>137121263
Ask her if she's been abusing drugs. None of what she's hallucinating applies to me.
Oh, and fuck her.

>>137121263

Shoot her and steal her uniform and everything she has

Shoot her, nazis are just as bad as communists

I stick my Reichstag in her her tight motherland.

Obvious.

>>137121263
Beat the shit out of her and take my uniform back.

>>137121263
Sieg, I will fix everything.

>>137121263
Lick her boots and beg for forgiveness.

>>137121263
Recognize she must have been sent by God and submit to her whims.

>>137121263
https://youtu.be/jZDk8Jr4ki4

>>137121263
Be relieved she didn't shame for being unemployed, failing university.

>>137123409
>>137123412
>>137123329
>>137122986
KEKS SHE SHOOTS YOU

push her down the stairs and fuck her corpse

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>>137121263
But anon
>Laundry basket is mostly empty
>I clean my dishes when I finish eating
>My room is pretty clean
>It is 7am. I already have showered and dressed because I get up at 6am. even on Saturday.
Ask her wtf she is talking about and then roughly seduce her.