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What do you guys think about this bike life movement?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPTpa5zw0Fs

at 2:00 you get to see how baboons give medical attention
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>>137011559
SELECTION STATUS: Natural
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Good thing she was wearing a helmet.
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>>137011559
If you look at the bike, you can see the person with the helmet on body, still holding onto the bike.
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>>137011559
WAKE UP BOI ITS JUST A SCRATCH
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>>137013133
JUST WALK IT OFF
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>>137011559
kek are those her fucking feet at the top of the pic?
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>>137011559
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
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Is she going to be ok
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>>137013475
holy fuck
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>>137013475
here's the other half
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>>137011559
I'm going to be sick.
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>>137011559
>bike life movement
must be an inner city thing. Squids gonna squid man. Some have great skills but stupid af which is why I never ride in groups.
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>>137013839
Oh Shit...I am getting woozy
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>>137013839
nice jeans
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>>137011559
>>137013839
biking will make you half the man you used to be
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>>137011559
That chick in the helmet doesnt look half bad.
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>>137013259
>JUST WALK IT OFF

underrated post
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>>137013839
Delicia!
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>>137014227
kek
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>>137011559
>>137013839

How the fuck is she in two like that with the lower half still on the bike?

Also, aside from swapping out the wheels, these nogs are nowhere near smart enough to run anything other than stock.
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I make too much money to risk dying

These bikerbros are either having a midlife crisis or they work low end jobs and biking makes them feel superior to make up for being a wage fuck, they don't care if they die because financially they have nothing to lose
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>>137011559
more like bikedeath haha
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>>137013839
Holy fuck I ride one of those every day. Usually not a dumb ass though
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>>137011559
oh what a terbl loss of anudder yung blak lyfe yo

taken befo his tiem

jus a fine upstandin dindu nuffin who dundi nuffin, road is raycess yo, fo real
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>>137011559
Looks like she is a cyborg and there are wires coming out of her torso
She is about to do a handstand and steal the onlooker's lives, like the aswang
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>>137011559
Biker here.

The only safe way to drive is to assume that everyone on the road wants to murder you.

Realize you don't have crumple zones, that any moment you aren't paying attention is extremely dangerous. Don't take risks, don't fuck around, don't show off. Go from A to B and don't fuck around, and you'll be fine.

>95% of these biker gore videos was from some fucknut drinking, showing off, or not paying attention.
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2 strokes offroad is way better than 4slows on the highway anyways
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>>137011559
Niggers ruin everything
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>>137011559
If you like donating your organs, being scared for life, or not being alive at all

Drive a motorcycle

t. EMT
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>>137011559
wtf? now I hate niggers
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>>137013839
>BBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
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>>137013839
Is she ok?
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>>137015232
2 strokes are dead m8
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>>137015114
Hello fellow biker, be safe out there.
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>>137011559
>>137013839
WE
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>>137015114
Also biker here.
These types of threads make me ignore my bike for weeks cause it scares the fuck out of me.
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>>137011559
>All these nigs using their welfare money for motorcycles.
And yet they complain they don't have enough.
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>>137011559
Blacks, spics, and wiggers are the reason why you can't have a safe group ride. Try to have a good afternoon with a bunch of bikers and you'll wind up stopped on the side of the road because some cretin looped out and wrecked into everyone beside him.
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>>137011559
if shit goes down they'll be able to get to safe locations
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>>137015782
You're a faggot. I'm having some beers and i'm hitting the club later.
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Lucky he had a helmet
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>>137011559
Motorcycle riders are automatically niggers.
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The wrong kid died
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>>137015737
You too, bud
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>>137011559

They're doing it wrong. You're supposed to roll them on their back, tear their shirt off and jerk them off to assist in the recovery from concussion.
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>>137013839
Shame, she was slim with no disgusting yellow body fat.
This picture right here is something you would never see in US.
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>>137016117
Look at the feet.
Thats a man,man.
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>>137014836
this can't be a real post. Are you retarded? They are drug dealing niggers for the most part, I guarantee most of them are on welfare or deal drugs for the king nigger drug dealers in the area?
You are a perfect example of what is wrong with this country in many aspects.

>>137015027
shit posts like this make me think this thread was set up by shills for shills to respond. It's not a nigger and the pic in the op isn't a nigger. What the fuck are you talking about you dumb fucking faggot?

>>137015114
sounds like fun you gigantic faggot, I'd love to waste my time getting my motorcycle license and a bike to drive like the pussified faggot you are. Theres no reason to have a bike unless you like to go fast as quickly as you can, if you do it to save money on fuel you are a faggot and there's no hope for you.
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>>137015605
no she fucking died you fucking idiot

she is not okay

people die when they are killed
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>>137015011
>was thinking of getting a motorcycle
I think I'll just buy a truck instead.
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>>137016291
>shit posts like this make me think this thread was set up by shills for shills to respond. It's not a nigger and the pic in the op isn't a nigger. What the fuck are you talking about you dumb fucking faggot?
you wot m8?

do you even watch the nigger bike scum vid?

what's you're problem?
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>>137014836
i know a lot of people who do that stuff. most of them sell drugs, scam with credit cards or steal / sell stolen bikes
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>>137013839
straight out of loony tunes
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>>137011559
This is why I'm moving far, far innawoods. Good luck with the niggers, city anons. They've started going Mad Max already.
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>>137011559
Luckily she wore her helmet.
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my bike

stay safe out there bros
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>>137013839
What..?
It looks like the Top Half is giving a "Thumbs Up" sign. Everything is going to be ok pol. Now she can eat her own pussy
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>niggers clapping hands
>ghetto trauma care
>"clap, clap, clap. Stay woke!"

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c31_1436663811

Niggers are not like us.
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>>137013839
I'd still fuck it.
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>>137016642
jesus fucking christ how stupid can a nigger be
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>>137016638
Is that a 300cc?
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>>137016824
250 actually lel I know I know but it's still fun as fuck
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>>137016291
>this entire post
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>>137011559
>mfw I ride a dual sport and live in the middle of nowhere, barely see traffic. If I drive in the city I use a car usually. If I drive to work in my car on street it takes 25 min. Obeying laws. 10 avg (record 6) minutes cutting through the desert full throttle all the way.
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>>137016117
Oh give me a break don't you have some refugees to attend to?
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>>137011559
>>137013839
how?
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>>137013839
I think I see the problem
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>>137016291
>sounds like fun you gigantic faggot

Fucktons of money saved on vehicle+insurance+registration+gas.
But by all means, keep supporting your local kike insurance brokers and goatfucking oil cartels.

And from all that $$$ I save every week, I peel off a $20 and go fuck your sister.
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>>137016638

nice bike
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>>137013917
Fuck group rides! Those nigs did have some bmx level shit going on tho
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>heem sleepy
>YO DAWG
>YO
>DAWG
>LETS WAKE DIS NIGGA UP
>REV YO ENJINS DAWGS
>REV REV REV DEM ENJINS

It would be more amusing if they were all stuck in their own lands far away from me.
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>>137016292
I know, but she made it through at the end, right?
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>>137011559
>at 2:00 you get to see how baboons give medical attention

At 2:46 you can see bards casting their shitty HoTs but they dont realize it takes forever to heal up that way.
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>>137013839

So thats what her OH looks like.
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>>137016292
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>>137011559
Wow, after the guy face planted, their medical treatment consists of supportive clapping. Apparently you can revive dindus if you show that you believe in dindus, just like Tinkerbell.
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>>137015951
Mopeds dont count carlos
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Of all the shit niggers do, this bothers me the least. As long as they're not blocking traffic or hurting anyone, let them do it until the police arrest them. Yeah, they should be arrested for not being street legal, driving dangerously, etc. But at least they've shown the tiniest bit of agency to even be out there. Getting a 4 wheeler or a dirtbike takes some forethought and money.

I mean, I'd still like to see them all drive into a bottomless pit, but it's better than the shit you see on Hood Life Vol 3.
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>>137016638
>ninja
hi squid
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>>137011559
>peddling the two wheeled hooknose
(((cyclists))) are all degenerate kikepuppet commie pedo homo scum, just like (((runners)))
>(((eric clanton)))
>pedosta operates a cross country kidnapoing and child traffickignfront called (((ragna)))
many such cases, both will get the rope
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>>137016638
Now that I'm old the rocket position isn't comfy. Move up to a cruiser, you'll love it. This mafk has cruise control and auto turn signals, haven't missed my rocket yet.
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>>137016291
>sounds like fun you gigantic faggot, I'd love to waste my time getting my motorcycle license and a bike to drive like the pussified faggot you are. Theres no reason to have a bike unless you like to go fast as quickly as you can, if you do it to save money on fuel you are a faggot and there's no hope for you.
fags get out
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>>137011559

where the fuck are your cops.

why do you let that many niggers roam around as a group?

fucking nigger lovers.
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>be me
>used to have dirtbikes
>rode out in the dez here in SO CAL all the time
>never sober, its a wonder i was never killed
>also had street bikes, rode for years
>then i had kids
>sold all the bikes worried about not bein able to support senpai
>fast forward
>2 months ago riding my bicycle
>look down, fall off bicycle, break hand
>surgery, out of work
>cant pay for health insurance now
>get cast off arm, cant move fingers
>fuckin bikes man, theyll get u
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>>137016969
>Mfw hitting huge air on the way to work off hills and going 70-90 on dirt roads
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>>137013839
They don't call 'em donorcycles for nothing
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>>137016942
No they're pretty good and fun to drive, i had a honda 250 twister, right now i have a KLR 650.
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>>137016292
>she is not okay

She is o.k. She managed to pull herself together.
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>>137017685
haha I was just thinking of that today. Buddy has a yamaha vstar 650 and it's pretty sweet
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>>137011559

I'd love if the cops closed the road up ahead of them and threw down this before they all rode over it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQD3At3E7TA
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>>137016638

Bikefags always drive the most boring cars. It's like, no wonder you think you need to risk your life on a bike to have fun on asphalt, you drive a fucking honda accord.
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>>137016638
>>137017685
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>>137016942
We all have to start somewhere. Pity the fool who takes his license and immediately buys a 900cc
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>>137018491
I know a kid who had 2hrs on a motorcycle and bought a Ducati Monster 1100...
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>>137018301
Can confirm, bikefag, 2015 Accord
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>>137011559
>that video
Is this what a full GTA V lobby looks like irl?
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>>137016642
>>137016791

Not to mention trying to move someone who probably just sustained a neck/spine injury.

Like holy fuck I know you hate the "man" but at that point you bite the bullet, call 911 and hope when the cops and EMS show up they don't arrest you, but if they do then know that you had it coming.
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>>137011559
wheres the legs bro?
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>>137013259
#STAYWOKE

(in case you are so new you don't know where that phrase started at...)

>be nigger
>be on pavement bleeding to death due to massive physical trauma from #thuglife living
>medical attention from fellow negroids consists of agitating your already traumatized body by slapping and jerking it around violently while telling you to "stay woke"

niggers....
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>>137016001

Yeah, once they sew the corpse back together, it's probably enough to keep the funeral from needing a closed casket.
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Bikeanon checking in. All you faggots itt talking shit are jealous pussies. Everyone else, ride safe
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>>137011559
good thing she was wearing a helmet
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>>137016292
Lurk more, newfriend
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>>137013259
Carlos!!
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>>137013259
Carlos....
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>>137015011
Let it be a reminder of what can happen.
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>>137013259
MAXIMUS KEK
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>>137011559
You know what it's actually pretty comfy watching these crazy niggers nearly wreck themselves but then pull it back but still know they'll eventually wreck themselves. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. It would be pretty funny to see a squad of niggers appear in your rear view pulling stupid stunts on their trail bikes.
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Why do your police not shoot these niggers on bikes? They are clearly showing no respect for the law and are endangering other motorists with their degenerate actions. They have almost definitely stolen the bikes as well.
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>>137013839
THank god I wore my helmet
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>>137019396
1 post by this id.

You are a cointel pro shill working for alex jonestein and the shill masters that rule over this place. I can feel it and just tell by the words you use and the style of posting. I can smell you from a mile away. Nice try kikelord
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>>137015114
sounds boring desu, im learning wheelies on my bycicle so i can do them when i can afford a dirt bike than crotch rocket
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>>137011559

T-they gonna be okay???
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>>137011559
>sons of obama
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>>137011559
Fuck cagers
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>>137012158
underrated post
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>>137018960
I physically cringed when I saw that dumb rockfish touch that beached orc to try to move him, people like this are lucky I'm never around to personally witness this shit, I would've smacked the melanin out of his face.
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>>137016969
>>137017851
nobody cares faggot if you drive like it's meant to be driven and know how to do it you shouldn't look for people on the internet to tell you you're a man and you drive like you're supposed to, it just is and you know it, but you're a gigantic faggot. about the same as this fag driving a ninja 250.

>>137016638
you're a fucking homo
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>>137011559

What happened exactly?
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>>137021793
you're a fucking idiot if you think wheelies on a bicycle will prepare you in any way, shape or form to even master a dirt bike.

Also what the fuck is the point in doing wheelies, are you a nigger in the ghetto or a white nigger like my wheelie friends I knew growing up.

Get a dirtbike and go to the track, hit jumps and drive as fast as you can in the woods weaving in and out of trees while trying to keep up with the guy in front of you. Anyone can drive fast in a straight line and master wheelies, clearing fifty foot table tops and dodging trees in the woods is where it's at.

>>137022979
they're dead
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>>137013839
This is some Mortal Kombat shit.
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>>137011559

Well...

There will always be the Halves, and Halve-Nots.

Poor manicure on that Half-Not.
.
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>>137014086
Kek
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>>137017955
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top kek, her feet still with the bike
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>>137016292
>people die when they are killed
What did he mean by this
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>>137011559
kek. look closely at the underwear.
>"adididas"
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>>137018117
Can't use these on Motorcycles, they're considered Deadly Force.

t. Copfag
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>>137013839

A little hammering, some Bondo, and you should be able to buff-that-right-out...

?
>>137013839
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>>137016291
Man, you're an angry little guy aren't you?

5'5", 5'6" I take It? Probably shorter...you micropenised future trap
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>>137011559
the wires from the bike look like they're coming out of xim lol
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>>137013839
*spits on fingers*
*unzips*
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>>137011559
I was going to say they're smart enough to move the bikes out of the way and not touch the body.
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>>137016292
Meta trolling has become so common now I can't give posts like these you's anymore.
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>>137017854
I doubt anything is going to be donated.
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>>137013950

>spotted the newfag

Lurk moar and this will not bother you at all.
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>>137015027
best post i seen in a while, its been a dry month tho
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>>137013839
look, i'd never be a necrophiliac
but let's just say i wouldn't work as a coroner because TV has told me that half the dead people are naked 20 year old chicks with good bone structure
just saying
it's like a chocolate bull in a chinese hotplate store
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>>137023906
Most likely crash on their own anyways.
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>>137024465
mayn, why so raycess yo?
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>>137017685
Had one rocket and two cruisers. Next one is going to be a full dresser. Style beats speed any day...
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>>137013839
Now how the fuck do you go and spilt yourself in half like that?
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>>137011559
HE DYING
QUICK
CLAP YO HAAAAAAANDS
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>>137013839

Did she died?
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>>137018483
Damn! You had to show me that. Now my dick just got hard...
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>>137013839
Damn! You had to show me that. Now my dick just got hard...
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>>137015114
Good advice. Defensive driving. I'm not a biker but I always thought the 'motorcycles are dangerous' thing was a meme. It is slightly more dangerous than being in a car....but the fact that motorcycles attract those who exhibit risk taking behaviour and low respect for safety skews the stats. You always here the stat every motorcyclist will statistically experience a crash in their lifetime....but what they don't explain is that 4/5 never experience a wreck and 1/5 wreck 5 times
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>>137016117
I'm looking at it
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>>137016034
This was a particularly bad case of aomeone being cut in half. We were unable to attach the upper half of his body to the lower half of his body.
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>>137024676
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>>137011559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqpVC3PDlcg
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>>137016291
>*autistic screeching*
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>>137014686
Disinhibition. Some motor neurons are set to fire if they stop receiving a signal from the central nervous system. So her legs probably clenched the bike until her muscles ran out of oxygen.
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Former motorcycle user here.

Had a motorcycle a few years ago; everything was well until i got in a accident because of a retard who tried to cut across traffic and fell from my bike hard and gladly didn't have serious damage except for my left hand that has a visible scar. After that my family insisted that i shouldn't use my bike anymore and i obliged.

Sadly, there are people who doesn't respect bicycles o motorcycles on the road and almost all of them they don't go full retard when driving and abide by transit laws.
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>>137023899
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>>137011559
I think I'm going to throw up. I mean, can anyone here explain what these are? are they feet? The fuck?
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>>137013839
>tis but a scratch
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>>137011559
half off on bike parts .
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>>137011559
What I see is a pack of chimp-a-nigs, made worse by white technology, endangering the lives of humans around them.

Nothing new.
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>>137015331
Absolutely This!
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>>137016292
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>>137015464
>implying i'd donate anything to the organjew
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>>137011559

>What do you guys think about this bike life movement?


I think the "moto-vloggers" on youtube are absolute faggots that go around fucking with anyone that makes a small mistake on the road just to get a video out of it. They also just drive around and scream at people to get off their phones even if their car is completely stopped. In the scenario where a pussy biker actually pisses someone off enough to where they want to fight, they just say "see u on youtube bitch!!" and speed off.

They're also massive hypocrites, they break the rules of the road themselves yet they think they have the authority to enforce those rules.
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>>137011559
fucking baboons
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>>137026260
>white technology,
Suzuki Honda Kawazaki

WHYTE
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I have had only two friends die since high school graduation over a decade ago.

Both were fatal motorcycle crashes.
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>>137011559
They're aces. That's why they fuck your women.
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>>137011559
>underwear says "adididas"
What the actual fuck? Is that some shitty Chinese bootleg brand?
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>>137015011
Time to sell the bike.
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>>137015702
You don't know shit jackass.
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>>137014836
I work in corperate, earn $110k AUD. I ride to unwind.
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>>137025774
Sandles, not the best footwear for walking around dead bodies
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>>137023202
Wheelies are fun on a bicycle. Not preparation for anything, but don't you go talking shit about fun. I like fun. All my friends like fun. You sound like a sour puss.
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>>137015464
>t. EMT

STORY TIME PLEASE!!!
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>>137027945
>corperate

Yeah, something tells me you are a liar.
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Driving a motorcycle is retarded
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>>137011559
These people are retards and are only asking for trouble.

t, biker.
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>>137018117
in OPs video a cop does do that, but you don't get to see the aftermath and he probably wasn't able to deploy it properly because there were so many in the road
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>>137014227
is that really a chick? her feet are fucking huge
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>>137028362
>Motorcyclist makes a mistake
>dead

>Anyone else on the road makes a mistake
>motorcyclist dead
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>>137023302
Its kind of strange just how close gore in movies and other entertainment actually is to the real thing. My first instinct looking at the pic is to say "looks kind of fake"... but its the other way around. Its like there is a good understanding among film makers as to what human insides really look like when they spilled out for all to see.
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>>137016638
>stay safe
it's called a "car"
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>>137011559
former biker here. i had my entire face smashed in (even with helmet), shattered my left elbow, and lost use of my right arm when a check ran a stop sign
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>>137011559
>>137013839
I used to think how cool it would be to ride a motorcyle like one of those classic indian motorcycles but after I saw a dude on a motorcyle get in a wreck where he got flipped off his cycle and the front lobe of his head collided first with the cement traumatized me for live to never have anything to do with those suicide assistance devices.
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>>137029760
This is why I can't wait for driverless automated cars, the roads will be a motorcycle paradise free from retards.
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>>137030037
a czech or a chick?
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>>137014227
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Fucking browns are even ruining gore videos for me now.
>complete oversaturation of pinoys on mopeds getting splattered and Indians getting hit by trains
>makes up 90% of the videos posted and I can't find the ISIS executions and BR gunfights anymore

https://youtu.be/826wPtKPx5o

JUST STAY OFF THE FUCKING TRAIN TRACKS

They're like Abbos sleeping in the goddamned road, that's where trains go, not people.

Stop cramming all 14 members of your family onto a fucking Puch and then driving it into oncoming traffic.

FUCK
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>>137030267
when you're that old you'll want to die anyway
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>>137030327
sorry lol, i mean a fucking cunt
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>>137030448
type that sentence out with your right arm?
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>>137019143
You forgot to mention the clapping.
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>lose consciousness
>nigs clap above your head
Never get a black doctor
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>>137027117
Nigger, have someone read this to you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_motorcycle
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>>137030267
As if they'd let donorcycles on the utopian roads free of retards
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>>137029760
>mad max rides bike
>crashes nearly dies
>????
>mel gibson is a massive faggot
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>>137011559

> the drop at 3:23
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>>137013839

>hit something with enough force to rip through your organs and spine
>legs still have enough strength to hold onto the bike
>even having that much strength in their chicken legs

How?
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>>137011559
I still would
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>>137013667
She's gonna be ok, anon. She's going to go live on a farm upstate.
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>>137021281
That'd be rayciss. They're told not to even pursue these niggers because it causes accidents and, yes, all of those bikes are stolen. All of them.
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>>137011559
are they gonna be ok?
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>>137019351
xr650r

amazing bikes
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>>137016791
Stay woke
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>>137011559
All I could think while watching that video was
>"What productive things could white people have done with all the gas those monkeys are wasting?
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>>137011559
>all these redditfags getting a little woozy at the sight of some moderate gore
Looks like we need to bring back gore/rekt threads to scare the little kekistanis away
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>>137018301
Bikefag, 2015 Passat.
eh. It's alright.
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>>137011559
nigs gonna nig
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>>137014086
They are from Latvia
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>>137012367
lol
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>>137011559
Nigs gonna Nog.
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>>137012367
safety first
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>>137023906
We're so cucked not even allowed to pursue them
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>>137011559
>>137012158
>>137012367
>>137012719
>>137013133
>Atlanta
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>>137012719
kek
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>>137029760
This is the truest post.
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>>137011559
>bikelife
>all these niggers on quads
wut
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>>137011559
This really activated my almonds, and made me think.
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fat asses cant even pedal a bike and call themselves bikers
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How the hell do you get cut in half that way? It's less cut in half, more like her whole torso was degloved
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>>137013839
if i was into gore posting to BTFO normis, this and the OP pic would be #1 goto of choice.
But really, how the fuck did he cut himself in half on an open road with no other vehicle? Was it a sideways roll, grinding himself in two, before flinging the detached upper torso to lie besides its former best mate?. Did the piece of black metal do the job, or did they run into a wire?
Where is the source?
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They should make everyone who gets a motorcycle driver's licence a mandatory organ donor.

They drive like they want to die, endangering others, why not profit off it?
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>>137030034
> Stay safe
Everyone who says this is always a miserable prick. Stop being a total faggot and love a little.
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Over here we call bike rider donors for obvious reasons.
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>>137030448
That's unlucky man, sorry to hear that. My girlfriend is learning to drive. I'm convinced she'll kill someone, possibly me.
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>>137028362
Sorry that you had to wait so long to not get much but that picture really sums it all up

Every EMT I talk to and Everyone in the medical profession that works in the ER or the OR talks at LEAST once a month of some motorcyclist either minding his own buisness or being retarded getting rammed by someone and dying.

They harvest his organs and thats it.

Nothing really to tell. Anyone who things being on one of those bikes that go 80 mph in a state with a population density greater than that of nevada is retarded.

Motorcycles are meant for midwestern 40 year olds in midlife crises, not for 18+ YO's in cities.
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>>137015114
>>137014207

>traveling in a river of metal without armor

yeah thats intellegunt
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>>137011559
fucking chimptacular
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>>137019351
>motard
Man of superior and refined tastes.
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>ITT a bunch of sweaty fat cunts that can't lift their leg above 7 o clock get real fucking salty at those that can
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>>137045380

youre joking right?

i have patients who are so fat they can't walk so they ride their obese wide load to the supermarket on their motor scooter
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>>137011559
As long as it ends their lives in record time, it's not half bad.
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>>137011559
Ever noticed how they're ALL niggers? Like, every single one. Or they're Hispanics who ruin their superbikes by extending the swingarms and ruin the handling. Give them a fucking scooter and they'll do the same, like here in the UK. They ruin everything and make a complete balls of anything they do.
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>>137024832
>>137024868
Something's fucky
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>>137024868
I see you are a man of culture aswell.
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>>137013917
Riding the rear brake until you warp the rotor isn't really "skillful."
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>>137015232
>millions of tests saying 2 stroke is shit
>muh power/weight
>muh purple powerband
>market is nearing zero 2 stroke development
>4stroke is the king

Boomerposting about2strokes
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>>137015820
>implying the bought them
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>>137011559
If you rode like that here they'd revoke your driving licence & fine you for dangerous driving.
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>>137046227
I still love my Service Honda. Fucking bike rips
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>>137045649
That's not riding
Riding Involves a bike that fat people could not get on with out crane assistance
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>>137011559
its the most red pilled thing a white man can do as long as he buys a harley
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>>137047287

>buying a motorbike with the turning circle of a semitrailer
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>>137024483
our local mortician had to up and leave town because it was found out he was fucking the hot dead chicks somehow
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>>137011559
>>137013839
In case you were wondering, here's what cut the person in half.
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>>137015464
Kek, been riding motorcycles for over a decade now. Worst injury I got was a fractured toe.
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>>137011559
Because the people who attack them are leddit fags who only come here for screen caps for their humor subs, probably a good chunk of this board isn't even white
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>>137013839
I'll stick to mountain/BMX bikes thanks.
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>>137047287
Harleys are for fags. Sport bikes are red pilled.
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