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Might be cool.

>>137010218
Sometimes it can be a little slow but when it's good it's really fucking good, and also sometimes funny as fuck. It's basically made for /pol/.

I'm hyped. Hoping the qt cops from indiana and Illinois will get a lot of airtime tonight

>>137010598
QT3.14 from IN is not n studio.

>literally 5 seconds in and guns are already drawn

This is going to be a good night.

>>137010663
She's IN STUDIO. My bad.

Someone needs to make a bingo card for this.

"obama mart"
"my friend's pants"
etc

>>137010802

fuck yeah! i didn't realize i had a thing for alpha dominant women until i saw her take down the drunk dude and his 300 pound girlfriend last week, shes hot as fuck.

>guy with a sword


OH FUCK

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>walking around with a sword
"it's just what i do for me"

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I WAS JUST TAKING MY FURNITURE FOR A WALK PIG!

>taking his sword

Now how is he supposed to protect himself from rival Samurai Clans?

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>>137011397
A sword, an opinel, and a random shank. The fuck.

>>137010598
What part of Indiana? I ask as I live there.

>>137011655

evansville.

>>137011655
Jeffersonville I think.

>>137011655
Jeffersonville, it seems like it's filled with nogs if the show is anything to go by.

>>137009647
how did they get this past the tv exec jews

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>>137009647

>>137012031
It's low budget and has decent viewer base. It preys on the same morbid pleasure we have here.

>>137012031
it's not actually live, i'd guess

>>137012255
has about a five minute delay.

>>137012255
>>>137012031
There's probably a couple minute delay to give them time to cut a feed.

>>137012255
It's on just a few minutes delay just so they can bleep cuss words and make sure they don't show a nog getting turned into swiss cheese on tv.

>>137012214

Rebecca is cute as fuck. not a big fan of veronica though. i want allyssa to dominate me by sitting on my face and not letting me move.

>>137012521
>allyssa
She's comming up.

>Officer Alyssa Wright from >Jeffersonville IN
>Officer Rebecca Loeb from >Lakewood IL
>Officer Veronica Van Patten from >Spokane WA
All Aryan qt3.14s

>>137009647

Thnx anon

good stuff

>>137012648
There's a reason it got deleted the first time around. You're cruisin' for the hammer.

From last week a Live PD field producer/cameraman (ID dvZKYGc2) said it's a 30 minute delay
>>136304704

>>137009647
Has the devilish fiend "African American male" been sighted yet?

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>officer surprised to find an actual sandwich in a sandwich baggy

>there's an actual sandwich in this sandwich bag!
>look at this!
>>137013234
There was one, he was carrying a katana. Seemed alright, although weapons were confiscated.

tfw wafag

>>137013378
what the fuck

>that woman with the pink shorts

how the fuck do you be that fucking round yet have such skinny legs?

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oh shit nigger they are in my home state dealing with fucking native

>>137013515
Personal protection. Dude apparently had Illinois's equivalent to a cpl, but a pawn shop would sell him a pistol.

kek. dudes snitched out on their dealer.

This is stupid and embarrassing for my state. Wasting time and resources harassing pot-heads. Maybe go crack some pedophile or gang-banger skulls instead you worthless fucks.

>asking the police officer if he wants to buy meth

oh boy

>>137014256
natives are just pale niggers

GET IN HERE CVILLE IS GOING CRAZY

>>137014251

>>137014251

>>137014251

>>137014251

These chads are gonna get btfo

>>137013778
>>137014160
They probably thought it was going to be some big nigger dealer with mounds of cocaine and piles of meth and not some college kids selling dimebags to their friends.

>40 minutes in
>they haven't talked to allyssa yet

hmmm

>>137012806
Nah i deleted it myself
Side note I want Veronica Van Patten to hold her gun to my head while i eat her pussy

>>137014432
considering the area, yes. Anyway, at least these kids will have parents that pa for their fines.

I avoid the cabled jew so much I am appalled at how many and how long these commercials are.

>>137015010
same. They seem to have gotten even longer from when I was a kid.

>>137014537

>demanding a warrant for a butter burger

this is hilarious.

Goddamn give that man his butterburger back

This is a good show. Sadly, USTV now has removed A&E and a bunch of other channels from their offered channels, and the pirate streams are not working for me... -_-

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Will someone the the alcoholic his butter burger.

>>137015250
what even is a butter burger?

>shows him trying to drink the half spilt frosty that was just all over the parking lot

This is one step away from being a Reno 911 sketch.

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>Americans call the cops when they have their burgers taken away

Holy shit the memes were true

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>>137015304

its a midwest/Culvers thing.

definitely worth getting the police involved.

>>137015379

They were holding it hostage.

Are there no other pirate streams for this. The first one keeps losing audio sync and the second one just doesn't work.

hell naw.
What the fuck is happening here.

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You dont get between a man and his burger

>>137015379
Well, yeah

>>137015530
Do they need a tactical response unit to negotiate the safe release of the burger?

>>137015304
its a wendys burger with melted garlic butter

>>137015429
no

>>137015532
first one is working good with minor interruptions. The second one is a bunch of popups. Try the second or third feds on the first stream.

>>137015066
I get pissed at mandatory commercials that are over 30 seconds, I cant stand the buttfuck of commercials, its like they take over as the focal point, the shows turn into this allure of whats to come next but its just drivel between the 5 solid minutes of consumerist marketing.

>>137015304
I don't eat the Jew food either, Id assume a burger with butter on the buns and meat?

https://youtu.be/pTTXvfEIGFc

9/10 times they are in arizona its because of a car accident. fuckers can't drive worth a damn apparently.

>>137015736
fuck yes thanks you

>>137015736
You are a saint

>>137015813
can confirm
t. arizonian

>>137015736
nice

>>137015736
Appreciated!

>>137015736
Based anon

Pretty sure i gave my laptop aids from that other site

>>137015736
Thanks. streams were a bitch

Someone call Cosby to get this bitch under control.

>>137015876
Had a friend who had his FC RX7 totaled by some Mexican dude with no license or insurance. Seems to be a prevalent problem down there, isn't it?

>drunk lady wants to play with the officers penis

fug

fucking kek

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MY DICK

This bitch is fat, horny and drunk.

My kind of gal.

>Arugggggghhhhh

>>137016099
>she's puking now.
it's really like a Reno skit.

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>>137016151
Sloppy sweet.

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>>137010389
>get home from work
>go on /pol/
>HURRRRR. LIVEPD IS THE BEST GUYS! WATCH REAL MEN DO REAL POLEEEEECE WORK!
>grab a drink to make the re-activated OC stop burning
>sit down and start watching the show
>immediately cuts to officers chatting with frat bro's about their pot usage
>next scene is polite man during traffic stop

Meanwhile at work today:
>segregation inmate attempts to kill himself
>multiple belligerent drunk inmates
>rookie accidentally lets violent segregation inmate out of his cell
>2 cell entries
>shank found in friggen busted electrical outlet

At least nobody got stabbed on my shift today but for fucks sake guys the LivePD obsession is absurd. At least Chicago PD threads are full of Robert memes. LivePD threads are nothing but virtual dick-slobbering of officers who deal with traffic citations and non-belligerent suspects 95% of the time.

>>137012031

Because this is the current generation of COPS and COPS was a ratings monster back in the day. Plus this show has something for everyone.

>niggers can bitch about police racism and laugh at white people getting arrested
>white people can laugh at niggers of both skin colors getting arrested

>>137016256
>willingly being a co at a prison

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>she needs some help

muh dick

>>137016256
Wear a cam and live stream pls

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>>137016256
Tell us some stories senpai

>>137016256

Jailer or Sheriff Deputy?

>ex-Jailnigger here

Neatest thing we ever found was someone had made a shank out of Ramen Noodles. Was the damnedest fucking thing I'd ever seen in my life.

>>137016366
>having a union job with benefits and lots of room for time and half OT and litterally infinite job security with todays muddening of the country.

>>137016256
>WATCH REAL MEN DO REAL POLEEEEECE WORK!
>nothing but virtual dick-slobbering of officers

That isn't really why we watch it, we mostly watch it just because it's fucking hilarious

>>137016256
If you are a police officer you have to put your gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

>>137016518
you probably make shit tier money. there's plenty of jobs with the same if not better benefits where you dont have to be inside a prison.

dont complain about shit you put yourself into

>>137016256
The exterminator that comes to my work is an ex co. He got stabbed 200 times while escorting an inmate. Dude looks just like Eddie Murphy.

I just like watching niggers and spics get arrested

>>137016518

This. I only left because my foot has chronic issues that made it hard to walk. Was a fun job. Get to slap niggers around, lots of walking, lots of standing around and kicking the shit. It's one of the easier jobs out there; some risk, yes, but not a bad way to make a living and demand for applicants is through the roof.

Seriously, if any of you NEETS need a fucking job, unless you're a dope smoking degenerate you can get a job as a jailer or Deputy Sheriff in most places.

>Belvita ad including racemixing

Americucks are pathetic

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>>137016256
every now and then it kicks off interestingly.
From the only other show I've been able to catch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoT7kTerYlk
>tfw electrical engineer. I looked at spreadsheets comparing two types of VFD cable from three competitors.

My Mom introduced me to this show, and as soon as I watched it I knew we'd watch it together in the near future /pol/

Is he flirting?

Impound that nice ride!

Niggress lmao

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What is on her head?

Yeah....someone's getting a blow job out of tonight.

>I would not do nuffin

Christ

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>2 seconds of video

>buffering

>2 seconds of video

>buffering

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>>137016705
>you probably
You don't know me and you wouldn't believe my job it I explained it to you
>plenty of jobs/ better benefits
Better than standardised prevailing union wages? Nice try,
>Dont complain about shit you put yourself into
Now you are outright projecting, Not only did I not complain I am exactly where i am to be right now in life.
Get your shit together babyboy.

>>137017290
>>137015736

>>137017290
use this >>137016256

>those tits

FUCK

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>>137016480
Nope. Not a Sherriffs Deputy or Jailer.

>>137016425
I'd love explaining that to the Warden when the shakedown officer finds my camera.

>Sir, I was just filming to be Youtube famous.

>>137016447
There's not much to tell. It's pretty much what you would expect but with less breakouts and stabbings and more "I'm gonna pretend to kill myself so the CO's have to suit up and do a cell entry because I didn't get an extra cup of juice at lunch".

>>137016661
I'm not though.

>>137016649
I've yet to see something funny.

>>137016706
>got stabbed
>200 times

Nope. If he actually got stabbed he wouldn't be an exterminator. He'd have a sweet admin or training job.

>>137017330
>You don't know me and you wouldn't believe my job it I explained it to you
co
>Better than standardised prevailing union wages? Nice try,
what is any decent union job?

Omg!
125 pounds and look good?

Wtf are you smoking?!?

Dem titties
Also
>125lbs

>>137017330
Probably sucking Nigger dicks. Ur a Fucking faggot

>>137017161
WE

>>137017504
>I've yet to see something funny.

The Butter Burger Battle was pretty funny

"Bananas"s code....

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>I live in the basement of a police officer's house

>>137017591
WUZ (pyramids?)

>I wish he had another banana, I love bananas
What did she mean by this?

I bet she loves bananas

POSSESSION OF SNOT

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is the qt from lake county on tonight?

>>137017655
STRONG ATTRAKTIV BLAK WEOMON

>>137017713
>>137017709
>>137017621
All code.
She wants bananas

>>137017805
speak of the devil

>>137017511
Listen newwfag this is my last message to you, Check the the ID's I'm not the CO jailer, I am a Federal contractor sub specialising in RF containment chambers and Frequency analysing and manipulation. Not everyone on here is 14. READ.

streaming here too,

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

Alyssa looks better in uniform desu

>>137017892
no need to lie on the internet timmy

>>137017584
Do you even live in Cascadia bro? Northern WA born, I am the stormfront you Negro sympathier.

>>137017892
So you ride a fucking desk and "design" cells?

Motherfucker, maybe you should design them better because I've seen inmates break out of a fucking cell before.

>>137017988
She looks nervous

>>137017805
I love rebecca loeb shes such a sexy kike

>>137018056
... I can't tell if bait or not.

>>137018027
>hes a wafag too
time to beat ya up

Never shack up with a foreigner

>>137018056
I design rooms to test wifi routers, or anything that emits a frequency, laptops, phones, speakers, ect, every now and again a military base will contract me to come anda build one for them. made of wood and copper screen, made by hand, I found a niche market and I get flown around the country to go to home depot and build "cutting edge state of the art" rooms. these cells are for nerds not niggers.

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>>137018124

>>137017584
>>137018176
Bellingham WA, Set a place Ill be seeing ya.

>>137018273

wow shes so dainty and cute :3 i hope she makes an appearance tonight.

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>no fullscreen button

>>137018273
mein copfu

>>137018355
>Bellingham
too far

#askwright

>>137018448
see >>137015736

Any one ever date a cop?
Women cops are hot.

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>>137018451

>>137018464
Convenient. Nice bait though, Almost got my almonds activated excited until you bitched out.

>>137018613
its like a 2 hour drive

>>137018558
A fucking dream catcher tat? the fug

>>137018558
>that tattoo

EVERY

TIME

>>137018273
Holy shit

I would unironically get a boner if she started searching me. Hell, I would probably get a semi chub if she just started interrogating me

>>137018558
officer sexyface

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>>137018694
Just admit your scared bae and you let your mouth get ahead of you without kissing my cock first. I'm over it anyway.

The show would be better if they just picked shittier neighborhoods. Like South Carolina and Florida provide the best material because it's either blacks or white trash. I think they had to throw in some white areas so people wouldn't bitch. But nothing exciting ever happens there.

>>137018861
if that helps you sleep at night co

>>137018877
It's supposed to be a PR show for cops. Not trying to show the worst of the worst.

>Arizona
>Another crash

Like pottery

aw shit I completely forgot about this

>>137018558
She is a qt3.14 but seriously who's bright idea was to have 110lb female police? I feel like it would be no problem for her to get overpowered in a 1v1 situation and thus give a dangerous criminal access to a firearm and other police equipment

DEPORT
DEPORT
DEPORT

>weird accent.
like pottery.

>>137018877
most cities dont want the negative attention so they wont contract with the show.

Why is Arizona literally all crashes? Is that the only thing that happens there?

>it will be several weeks before the drug tests come back
uh.....what?

>>137019145
Full of fucking idiots apparently.

>>137019070
>retention holsters and backup aren't a thing.

>>137009647
Based in Columbia, SC. We love this shit. Every time they're in Richland County, we try to figure out where the fuck they are. Winner gets a shot.

>>137018998
But the cops look the best when it's in shithole neighborhoods. You realize the kind of scum they have to deal with. Like this was in South Carolina a few weeks ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xS9Vl5dao

>>137019145
I once watched two hobos get into a knife fight in Arizona.

Fuck that state.

>listens to oldies and country

tip top waifu tier

she probably fucks the dog

>>137019325
>probably

>>137019070
it's Lake County, Illinois. I grew up there. Mostly wealthy white, middle to upper middle class neighborhoods. She's basically just dealing with neighbors arguing and DUIs.

>>137019145
spics can't drive. like every crash involves a spic there

>>137019325
>I love on him.

>>137019380
Cook here.
Agreed, nothing major is ever going down in Lake County.

>>137019308
>>137019325
>she'll never call you numb nuts while milking your cock as you are on all fours

Also her tits look god tier

>>137019217
I said 1 v1 for a reason jackass

>>137019248
Oh I know. But it's supposed to counter some of the BLM bullshit by showing cops not being such dicks, hard to do when dealing with thuggers. Look up the pitch info. It's really just a big PR push that blew up more than anyone hoped.

>>137019217
>110 pound female officers getting overpowered isn't a thing

kek, if either one of them actually wanted to fight this chick cop would be done for

Allyssa is the only female cop that can actually handle physical altercations herself.

>>137019592
kek. I stand corrected. It's happening right now.

>live COPS
The future is here, boys.

>>137019639
It's not like that guy was actively trying....he seemed pretty passive.

If he wanted to fight he would have destroyed her (assuming she wasn't able to draw her gun)

>>137019634
That's what Im saying! Unless she managed to get a shot of or effectively use her tazer she's getting a fookin beat down

>woman cop can't even subdue a drunk injured man who isn't even trying to fight back

women officers were a mistake

>>137019634
I'd of fucking tazed and or shot a mother fucker in that sitoashun

Question. Is there a need for consent for the parties involved? Or does it fall under that one-party rule I've heard about? Or are the police exempt?

>>137009647
live pd isnt actually live lol

>>137019853
It's sort of live.

>>137019853
Isn't this false advertising?

>>137019807
Think they have to be sorta nice. Hadn't seen anyone tazed to date. Or beat desu

>5'5"
I'm disappointed

>>137019822
In a previous episode a homeowner came out and told the camera to get the fuck off the property and they had to comply. Basically as long as they're in public view they're allowed to film and if they're told to leave the property they need to leave - inside homes is more questionable. Roads are 100% public and no permission needed.

>womanlet

>>137019922
its mostly live. they have a few that were from earlier but a lot of it is indeed live.

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"You've got big balls"
"[...] I'll take that as a compliment, ma'am"
"ma'am?"

>>137019853
It's about as close as it can get, within a few minutes to an hour at the absolute max. Way better than waiting weeks or months for edited episodes.

>>137020065
Yup. Back up footage to fill gaps.

>>137020065
I mean the "live" stuff is still on a significant delay.

>>137020065
well, like most live tv it's almost certainly on a delay, but yeah, pretty much live

>>137009647
This might be better than /cpd/ Robert

lel this lady cop cussin like a sailor

>>137020135
No live tv is legitimately live. The superbowl nipple incident finished that for good. The only question is how long is the delay.

>>137020135
So how much of a delay or are you full of shit?

>>137020192
Chicago PD should live stream body cams

>>137020133
when it first started they didn't have the backup footage so it was incredibly boring at times. They've figured out how to fill the boring gaps so the show is mostly good.

>>137020192
Like some anon mentioned earlier we need bingo cards.

>>137019145
There was that 30-something year old spic with a gun, drugs, and alcohol who had a 16 year old who he picked up and was getting ready to rape in his prius.

>>137019822
this is a good example of the limits of where they can go - they can walk into a public stairwell but they can't go into a private apartment without permission

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so is it a given that big dick dan abrams is going to fuck alyssa after the show?

>>137020268
It's not that long, considering twitter has helped them find drugs during the show by pointing out where people threw stuff from cars

>>137020307
Nah. These aren't as ghetto-y as the area Robert patrols.

Is there any non-cancer stream?

>>137020268
There was a former camera man for Live PD in a thread last week that said it could be up to an hour on the long end.

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>tfw no hot cop gf

>>137020268
I read 30 minutes to an hour. They have to be delayed enough for them to bleep and censor stuff before it airs.

>>137020457
search thread for youtube.

>>137020437
she's exclusive to the canine cock

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>>137009647
>be me
>go to the first link
>Microsoft automatically alerts me of suspicious activity

Umm guys?

>>137020348
Oh yeah I remember that one. The cop was freaking out when he realized what was going on.

>>137020437
She has brown eyes and zero personality. Hell nah

>>137020542
>>137015736

>>137020439
I heard 15 mins

>>137020459
I'd believe that. To some degree you've probably got a significant delay just to get the footage uploaded in the first place unless they're following the squadcars around with a satellite truck

>>137020523
thanks

>>137020542
get an ablocker. ublock and the lists /g/ recommends should get you going.

>>137020542
adblock nigger

but use the youtube link anyway

>>137020520
I could buy that. But still a good catch phrase calling it live. Guess the FCC doesnt give a fug about shit like that.

>>137020629
It varies, but it seems to be between 30 to an hour.

>>137020437
He can try but she'd never give it up to a Jew.

It's around a 30 minute time delay. Some guys on Twitter figured it out by comparing the radio traffic to when it appears on the show. They also need enough time to bleep out personal information.

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>>137009647
Is this the new HWNDU?

>babysitters in blue
Slow night

>watch that hole
>sexy smile
She's fucking the cameraman

who /polishing off a growler/ here?

>>137021319
yeah, it's difficult. There's rampant holes everywhere and they aren't filled.
>That smile.

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Oh shit mane

>discussing "real piss"

Fucking niggers. Every time.

REAL PISS

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>>137021319
>>137021460

SHOW ME THE SMILE, MY BONER DEMANDS IT

REAL PISS HOURS

race card! kek

WE OUT HUR REAL PISS NIGGA DIS PISS IS REAL OUT HERE

NOT AN ARGUMENT

>>137021633
About five minutes back on the yt stream, walking toward the right of the screen.

>show up in court
>tell the truth
>we'll see what we can do for you
would you believe that?

>>137021786
Yeah. But i'm white.

YOU MISTREATIN ME CUZ IM BLACK,
YOU DON'T GET IT MANE, IT DON'T MATTER THAT I CAN'T DRIVE

>>137021786
I use "I'll see what I can do" daily as a way to ask my supervisor a question I know he'll say "NO" to but so I can't be blamed.

Cops are worse cause it's up to a judge, not another cop. "We'll see what we can do" translates to "Get the fuck out of here. We're still giving the ticket/writing the charge"

>>137021836
so am I - still not sure on that one
and I've gotten out of a ticket by cooperating with the cops, but once you admit your crime in court you're just fucked

>>137020610
>>137020686
>>137020703
guys I'm scared. I didn't have adblock on when I went to the link

>be white
>smart enough to smoke weed in my own home, and at other people's homes, and nowhere else
>obey traffic laws
>no tickets, no fines

IT'S RACISM I TELLS YOU

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>>137021633

>>137021966
so run a scan then

>>137009647
This chick with the drunk husband is getting fucking destroyed

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>>137021977

>>137021938
Honestly cops can put a good word in for you in front of the judge. Best to not piss em off either way.

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>tfw Xfinity LiveTV
>perfect quality 1080p streams with no buffering of all cable channels +HBO right on my computer

>>137021972
every time I hear "oh, it's being pulled over for being black" I think of my own experience driving and seeing people every single time breaking some sort of traffic law. It's insane how many people have faulty lights, don't bother to signal, etc.

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>>137022036
I don't know shit about computers man

>>137021972
>Be white
>Have iq greater then 90
>Get pulled over with little bag of weed
>Eat it like a like I'm vegan
>Carry on my way

Pretty sure a different dindu on this show ate a whole glass crack pipe. This nigs just a stupid baby

>>137022178
ur fucked man just get a new laptop

>>137021963
Well depends on the crime of course lol. But a little weed is nothing. Murder someone? Better stfu

>>137022088
>xfinity
>1080p
I have Comcast but if you think you're getting real 1080p you're kidding yourself. Most cable channels are still 720p, others are 1080i. Nothing is 1080p aside from on demand. Also the web tv is on a delay compared to wired.

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>>137021786
I've had several speeding tickets dropped down to either nothing or to "parking violations" which won't affect my insurance. Show up to court, be on time(you'll wait), discus it, fight it, be reasonable. Maybe you'll be asked to come back, and possibly the issuing officer will be a no-show meaning you're off scott free. Looking like you have a good job is also helpful.
>>137021966
Try malwarebytes. again, check the /g/ wiki.

>>137022151
Niggers and minorities have played the race card way too much, that shit doesn't work anymore

>>137022263
also
>comcast
>getting the advertised internet speeds.

when do the shootings start?

>>137022347
I actually do get the advertised speeds. Newer apartment building though.

>>137022263
The web TV is only like a 30 second delay, it's nothing serious.

>>137022347
I pay for 300Mbps and get 360. It's pretty good.

>>137022535
>tfw I just had the opportunity to move into a gigabit internet building but decided against it for a variety of petty reasons

>black man
>white woman
>domestic violence
SHOCKING

BURN COAL

BURN THE COAL

>>137022901
Yup...burn the coal

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL BITCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>137022968
>>137022982
PAY

>>137022535
>300
for how much?
I'm getting 16 paying for 75 at $80. It's ridiculous.

how fucking thirsty do you have to be to pay these whales for sex?

More niggers.... shocking

oh lawdy

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>>137023034
THE TOLL

Hoptep Nignog

>>137023070
Not him, but I pay $150 for 100Mbps down (that I do get), their top tier channel lineup (minus premium), HBO, and the sports package

>>137023097
>no Id's.
How do these people subsist?

Happy Birthday. You're on tv

>>137009647
Fucking shit, I wanted to check it out but the sites are so spammy I couldn't stand to stick around.

>>137023208
they're lying

MAH SISTUHS CAH

>this fucking motel in columbia
I'm pretty sure the owner is a poo in loo

Greenville,SC was the first place that LivePD got super popular with the locals. Almost immediately nigs started screaming about being on LivePD as soon as they realized they were being filmed.

>>137023070
I think it's like 110 for a package that includes internet and TV with a bunch of channels. I would definitely be giving them a call if I was getting those speeds but paying for 75. Something is definitely up with that.

>>137023257
pssssst. hey kid. there's a youtube link right in this thread

>>137023070
also if you're not getting your advertised speeds email their corporate address (it's [email protected] or something like that)

When I first moved in my internet was spotty as shit, normal support was useless. Emailed them, they sent a competent tech over and he figured out it was a faulty switch at the trunk and fixed it. At the very least they'll give you a bill credit.

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>>137009647

Thanks for giving me a site to get a virus once I clicked on it.

Really appreciate it.

>>137009647
>http://nowwatchtvlive.cc/watch-ae-channel-online-live-ae-channel-hd/

WTF kinda add virus bullshit are you sending. Don't go to them. this motherfucker is posting some seriously shady links. 10 popups and voice ads on the site with adblock. BTFO

>>137023498
>>137023569
Jesus Christ get Ublock you fat niggers

>>137009647
IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH COPS:

https://www.youtube.com/user/copstv

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>>137023362
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE OP. WHY DID YOU INCLUDE THE WEBSITES IN THE CATALOG I HAVE A FUCKING VIRUS BECAUSE OF YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANYONE WHO CLICKED ON THAT LINK AND DOES NOT HAVE AD BLOCK (LIKE ME) HAS A FUCKING VIRUS YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER

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>yet another interracial couple commercial

ENOUGH

>>137023699
>DOES NOT HAVE AD BLOCK (LIKE ME)

You brought this upon yourself to be honest. What the fuck are you doing browsing the internet in 2017 without using an ad blocker?

>>137023699
>the year 2008+5
>not using an adblocker

m9 you got exactly what you deserve

new thread time

Whole bunch of niggerise shoplifting

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>>137023809
>>137023868
Fuck your stupid toys. The unabomber should have finished the job.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm

new thread
>>137023959
>>137023959

>we goin to the club
every fucking time

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER TO THE DILLARD'S COMPANY

>leftoids try to say blacks aren't a plague on society
>watch LivePD every single week since premier and 85% of people getting arrested/committing crimes/possessing guns illegally/ etc are black
LivePD is subtle redpilled

>>137023461
>tested again, got 6mbps.
Yeah, it's been like that for nearly a year, just spend so little time at my place it never bothered me.

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>that Nissan pull over

Goddamn, cops are fuckin C students. Fuckin ridiculous

>>137011984

kek I live in Jeff. Its 90% white, its just that all the criminals are nogs just like everywhere else they live.