stayed home all day on my stoop waiting for fedex that can suck

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stayed home all day on my stoop waiting for fedex that can suck my dick sideways after emailing me that they COULDNT DELIVER AND LEFT NOTE. I sat outside and made a god damn ghetto picknick with bacon wrapped jerk chicken with potatos and rice from last night and a six pack and they straight up fucked me off. (jewyorkcity so it's flakes for days)

I also watched 2 USPS fags walk into my building because they have keys and don't make me wait out side.
>i lost my phone and ordering a replace so inb4 some faggit tells me the innovation of writing a number and sticking it on the door.


Sitting in sadness having a glass of jamesons and cherry coke I found in my fridge listening to mothers of invention and stumbled on a wall of threads consisting of shills, kikes and some indian faggot with schizophrenia and figured maybe debating the pros and cons of privatized vs public mail systems are.


>fedex is expensive and implemented with lazy cunts
>usps is a tax burden that loses the other half of the time and takes dat cash whether I order my dragon dildos to ship through them or not