Jesus fucking christ. I want off this wild ride. I'm currently located on a small landmass near Guam, and I can confirm.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-nk-missiles-have-hit-guam-idUSKBN1AO011
>>136979196
C-can anyone confirm?
>>136979196
Sorry OP. We're holding out for Kim Jong Fat to hit the west coast before counterattacking.
It seems you might have to die. Sorry bro., But think of all the dead Commiefornians you made possible.
>>136979196
How'd you change that link. Are you a wizard?
>>136979196
Fake. Gay. Sage
>>136980040
tinyurl probably
>>136980040
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-obama-currently-fucking-dick-cheney-in-the-ass-idUSKBN1AO011
>>136980313
Oh my
Oh God, the view from my window. It's beautiful.
>>136979196
>The annual joint U.S.-South Korean military exercise, called Ulchi-Freedom Guardian, is expected to proceed as scheduled starting on Aug. 21, said Lieutenant Colonel Christopher Logan, a Pentagon spokesman.
eclipse soon brothers
>>136980313
>Obama in Cheney's ass triggers nuclear war
I KNEW IT