Political Correctness in a satirical novel from the 90s

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It starts out with a quote from Orwell's 1984.

"It was intended that when Newspeak had been adopted once and for all and Oldspeak forgotten, a heretical thought...should be literally unthinkable, at least so far as thought is dependent on words."
-George Orwell, 1984

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Note the 1992 copyright.

Definitions of Ableism and Ableist along with a picture of stairs, "Ableist architecture".

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>>136978462
Forgot picture
>Captcha: select pictures of ladders

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Handicapped: See Disabled.

He: (Different pronouns)

etc

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Back of the book

It's fucked up how accurately this book lists the common phrases of the left. What timeline is this?

>>136980124

Focus your camera, retard.

>>136977842
Its blurry as fuck, i can´t read anything

Jesus christ, do you not know how to take a picture? You must be legitimately retarded because holy shit...

>>136977842
This book sounds really interesting but how are you so shit at taking photos

I can't read a single word from any of your pictures.
OP is a faggot.

What an awful thread.

>Those Photos
Obviously The Russians Hacked your camera

Were hose pictures taken with an Irish camera?

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>>136979020
Wow OP, you actually have something worth posting and you blow it by not knowing how to take a decent goddamn photo. Are you seriously that lazy and incompetent you can't see that these are completely illegible?

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day

>retard shares his book
>can't read a goddamn word

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>>136980217

Guys, get your eyes check. I can read these completely fine.

>>136977842
Scan it and compile it into a motherfucking PDF. Do something worthwhile for once in your life.

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Fucking idiot, why post blurred pics that nobody can read a fucking word from?

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This picture is proof that pizzagate is real

>>136977842
thread idea : A+
thread execution : F

ur pics suck dude

>>136980965
awoke as fuck

Sorry guys I used my pen camera to take them. My phone's camera broke and I have no way to take any photos

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>>136981148
transcript then, you lazy fuck

>>136981148
It's fine, just take your Parkinson meds and try again

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FOCUS FUCKER

I remember someone having that book and laughing at it when they let me read it.

I lacked the prescience there to see it was a manual not a comedy book.

>>136981148
wtf is a pen camera?

This thread is infuriating.

>>136979020
HOLY SHIT, LOOK! THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE EVIDENCE THAT WILL LEAD TO HILLARY CLINTON'S ARREST!

>>136981148
>pen camera

You creepy little punk. You like taking upskirts or something? You like spying on people feget?

Jesus fuck OP do you have parkinsons or are you a junkie/alcoholic? Take some better pictures, you faggot

>>136979020
Eyelets wont see this

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>>136977842
>uses photoshop to blur photos of old book
>gets /pol/ to rage

Can't believe you all fell for this, its like the easiest troll ever.

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>>136981148
>pen camera


You are a king

>>136977842
Looks genuinely interesting OP pls to do this again in the future with proper camera instead of potato

>>136981148
Please post the ISBN

https://www.amazon.com/Official-Politically-Correct-Dictionary-Handbook/dp/0679749446

>>136982724
You can tell he's not lying though if you read some of the words.

>>136982402
Underrated

Good post idea, bad execution.

Lol what the fuck my dude.

ADD
LIGHT

CHRIST ON A PIKE DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVERN? TURN YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS ON

>>136981914
The comments in this thread are gold.

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I'm not OP but I'm also not a faggot. Can deliver

>>136977842
good bait thread, bump

>>136985719

https://openlibrary.org/books/OL1566889M/The_official_politically_correct_dictionary_and_handbook/borrow

>>136986370
Lel

>>136986370
kek

>>136986370
dobgeg

>>136986653
two worldviews
>trashing the planet
>killing your kin

Can't read shit captain, you fucked up

To the outrageous faggot who only posted blurry pics, I hope you fucking die slowly.

To the anon who delivered, may you be blessed with a beautiful wife and produce beautiful children.

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>>136977842
unironic blurryposting faggot

>>136977842
>Marxists were active in 1992
Jeezo man, who would have thought it?
>>136985719
>the helpful leaf
That's not suspicious.

I'm ejeculating from this thread.

>>136986962
>body decolonization = becoming a lesbian

top lol

Ok, this has gone from bait to deliver, bump.

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>>136985862
Thanks for dumping this.

>>136982724
>hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded
'le epic nazi troll'

>>136980965
MODS

>>136979020
Take a decent picture you fucking faggot
This is really cool btw

>>136977842
>potato cam quality
>fail post

OP is a faggot
sage goes in the options field

>>136986653
>niggers
>responsibility

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>>136989663
Helpful leaf has got you

>>136989748
>Hispainc has no connection to their world
>Latino/latina has

Top bantz from this book

>>136987543
>yes means no

>>136977842
I had that book (it had a different cover thoug). The authors also did "The Polictically Correct Guide to Sex and Dating" which is a good sequel.

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Dindus are just non-traditional shoppers guys

>this is what black people see when they read

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>>136987997
We should have listened

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>parasiticly oppressed

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You can see op is even listed here

>>136980731
Here's your reply

>>136990842
>overexploited nations: undeveloped nations
Holy shit and people unironically think this

>>136981148
>pen camera

Please put me in the screenshot

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They are really hammering home this manhole thing

>>136991233
>femhole
Kek

>>136991020
>person living with AIDS
Finally a word with which I can adress both niggers and faggots.

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>>136977842
Massive parkinsons day today.

>>136991233
I work in construction and have had many meetings disrupted by comments about the term "manhole" both in comedic way and in a politically correct way. we have been told many times to say "maintenance hole" to avoid angering the few touchy office people and to avoid butt hole jokes

>>136989066
>genetically oppressive: white
>"w-we are not racist, we swear!"

>>136977842
This is such an elaborate troll and these retards don't get it at all. Great work OP

>>136989285
>h'orsh'it
that has to be a troll

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Nailed racist! Wow.

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Fuck, I think I need glasses. Even the CAPTCHA is blurry.

>>136977842

Takes me back -- I bought that book when it came out. Remember reading about the stuff about gender-neutral pronouns like "xe" and "xir" and thinking "that'll never catch on, it's too crazy"

>>136977842

This could have been a good thread but your pics gave me cancer.

kYS

>>136991233
>femhole
Why did that give me a boner

Half of this book make me laugh that they thought these terms would catch on.
Then I read the other half and see that they did. Look at what is in store for us.

>>136987543
>terminal acne survivor
that's some sarkeesian shit right there

>>136992367

The difference between now and 1992 is that back then a lot of people thought this shit was laughable. Nowadays nobody is laughing, whether they're pro- or anti-PC.

>>136978836
>Handicapped: See OP.

This thread defines /pol/ so well, fuckin kek

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>>136981148
>pen camera

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>>136980965
m-my god...

>>136989888
New term for whites - "member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority"

LOL, what kind of deranged person wrote that? Let me guess, a jew!

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>>136991233
>Larger than average citizen

Not in the USA

>>136992584
>survivor
>using typhoid mary as an example
This is top tier comedy, until you realize huffpo or some other """journalists""" would probably write an article about this.

>>136990552
aahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha
literally trying to win the Oppression Olympics

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR FOCUS YOU FUCKHEAD?

this is the worst thread ive ever been in
thanks OP

>>136992924
The other pics posted by anon are actually hilarious. The content of this book is completely insane ... and in parts already reality.

>>136992924
It's okay, a fucking leaf is rescuing the thread.

>>136992777
>terminally inconvenienced: dead
Holy fuck, that's hilarious.

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Melanin enabled unpremised businesspeople are ruining Chicago

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>>136977842

>>136979020
Yes I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW

>>136982095

OP jacks it to blurry photos of clams, yessiree

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>>136993237

Post them all, you filthy niggerposter.

This was next-level shitposting.

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>>136991233
>A person of gender
>A woman

>>136993606

I remember seeing "womyn" in a free urban newspaper in Toronto in the late 80s... couldn't believe it at the time. A lot more of PC was about feminism then than it is today, there wasn't as much diversity

>>136993802

Mary Daly was a total fucking lunatic.

learn how to take focused pictures you fag
and yes i actually remember that book

>>136993440
Oh damn. They did have the pronouns. And they were actually worse at one point.

>>136992584
>sun people: africans
shit, we are actually niggers

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Its not over yet!

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>>136981460
Here's your reply nigger

>>136994008
Thanks leaf, this has been pretty entertaining.

>>136977842
Ugh. You goddamn retard.

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>>136986962
>The North Pole is oppressive to the Southern hemisphere, because it is on top.

Welp I lost.

now this is fucking shitposting

That's no surprise. The 90s were the height of the culture wars between the WASP establishment and the (((progressives))). You can guess who won.

they were social outcasts, (radical femminists) in the 90's, inflitrated the instutions of education, and media and these veiw points became mainstream


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tFbZ5kaY8

>>136981460
fag

>>136977842
a leaf saved your thread and your pen cam sucks ass

>>136994197
o fugg this is getting good

>>136977842
>blurposter
10/10 leaf-tier trolling

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>>136994197
>Alimony=reparations
This makes too much sense in the minds of women, and why we have such a fucked divorce system.

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>>136992780
yfw hes /ourguy/

>On July 20, 1991, Jeffries gave a controversial speech at the Empire State Black Arts and Cultural Festival, in Albany, New York. During the two-hour speech,[10] he said that "rich Jews" financed the slave trade and control the film industry together with Italian mafia, using it to paint a brutal stereotype of blacks.

>>136986370

LOL

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>>136994909
Hes black tho, I don't wanna live anymore...

>>136994741
>Jeffries had also advanced a bigoted theory that whites are "ice people" who are violent and cruel, while blacks are "sun people" who are compassionate and peaceful.[8] He is a proponent of melanin theory and claims that melanin levels affect the psyche of people, and that melanin allows black people to "…negotiate the vibrations of the universe and to deal with the ultraviolet rays of the sun."[9]

>>136995068
And we believed that we created memes when we merely discovered them ...

WE

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>>136995068
This dude is the BLM version of Alex Jones, shit I think he trascended him.

>>136981460
Fucking argie

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OP has 9/10 thread
>Uses potatocamera

Fuck you op

Thanks for finding the book online Canadabro.

>>136995068

It has to be said about Jeffries though that he was just an entertaining figure at a shit-tier university in NYC and still became notorious throughout North America. Today these kinds of rabidly anti-white "academics" are scattered throughout the best universities in the land, including the Ivy League.

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>>136981148
>pen camera

>>136987997
>families operating as a unit is morally wrong
goddamn lunatics, these (((people)))

>>136989888
>tfw metabolically diferent inside

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>>136995353
This one gets me every fucking time.

https://youtu.be/kv15-bfLKeA

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"domestic artist"

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>>136985862
Holy fuck boys, a leaf delivers.
>Did i warp into a new timeline

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>>136981460
fuck you

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>>136995527
>husband
>legalized rapist

>>136995809
>but watch as you call him a jew

>>136991967
>racist
Holy shit this cannot be real.

>>136988128
Read the decolonization one that goes along with it. hahahahahahaha. Implying men are the oppressors. The author knew some extreme feminists.

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>>136990088
Dystopias and satires have become real

>>136977842
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

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>>136978561
lrn2take fucking pictures nigger holy shit I've seen better pictures taken with a fucking 1994 Apple QuickTake camera

>>136987267
>client of the correctional system
I saw a documentary about some modern prison and the guards called the inmates "customers." Not shitting you.

>>136993440
The vertically-challenged. When will they stop being mentally oppressed?

>>136996251
>modern prison
*in the US

>>136995335
>co, tem, ver

holy shit

>>136981148
I know I'm late but
>Pen Camera

That's the whole tradegy of all. This PC bullshit was already invented some decades ago. People in the early 1990's thought it was all a joke but they silently worked to corrode our society and now you get in jail for failing to say xer.

I wonder what the writers think of today's world.

>>136981460
you shouldnt do this to people

>>136985719
HERO

>>136980731
kek

>>136993978
kek

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>>136980965

>>136986962
YES
Dykes in my country see themselves as decolonized antipatriarchal daughters of mother Earth

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Victim: Survivor

>>136981148

Get under a lamp or take the pictures outside in the sun

>>136987808

Wow, what a coincidence, I had to write a 10,000 word paper on 'Environmental Racism' last year!

>>136991967

Have I been a phylumist this entire time?

I really need to reexamine my life.

>THERE'S STILL NO PDF LINK

I hope y'all are archiving and backing up the shit outta this.
Because they will most certainly shut it down when it takes off

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ITT: OP trades potential 9/10 legit thread for 8/10 troll. A fucking leaf picks the fumble, runs it in, and isn't a fag. I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>136981460
I hate you

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>>136979020
Take a good picture, you stupid fucker. How clueless are you.

I think you're a troll, because you have to upload the pics and you know what they look like.

Fucking stupid retarded god dMN COCK SUCKING FAGGOT

>>136980731
(((Y O U )))

>>136977842

LUL OP do you have parkinsons or some shit?

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>>136991020
Yfw
Now I know what the fuck bitches are qweeffing on about( " xyz" the patriarchy!)

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>>136979020
Wtf op
Its all a blur

This reminds me of PCU. That is a hillarious movie that came out around the same time sorta. in the 90's anyway. PCU. Get there!

>>136993227
>gf = unpaid sex worker
it all makes sense now

>>136989066
>Genetically oppressive: White.
Fucking kikes, you will rip as you sow

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Surprised my government hasnt kicked down my door yet for posting wrongthink.

>>136998057
It's surely a sign of apocalypse. I didn't believe any of that best Korea nukes / eclipse /September 23 end of the world bullshit, but helpful leaf's contributions to this thread have convinced me that these are the end times.

>>136997314
>underdeveloped = overexploited
this is a goldmine

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>>136991967

Uh oh, that definition of racism is quite problematic.

>>136978076
>>136978177
what is this blurposting

>>136980965

Man, even the zeta reticuli

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>>136997314

> No definition of trans

TRUSCUM MUST BE KILLED

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>>136985719
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Official_Politically_Correct_Dictionary_and_Handbook
>1992
>It was a bestseller that was called "tongue in cheek", "outrageously funny"

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

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>>137000127

> This stuff was so left wing it was a joke 20 years ago
> This book is so right wing in 2017 that you would be fired from Google.

And every leftist I know tells me the world is becoming more conservative every day...

>>136981460
I hate this meme. Why is it still a meme?

>>136999230
don't worry we want you to incriminate yourself some more, keep posting

>>136995203
They think puberty is the point where they're no longer a girl? Well, some of them have hit puberty at 7 years old. Are they considered women and not 'girls' anymore?

>>137000724
>space vehicle anomaly
I kekd

There's a leaf saving the thread but I'm still mad that OP is so fucking retarded

>>136979020
>>136978836
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>>136978177
>>136978177
>>136978076
>>136977842
ITT: op cant even take a basic fucking picture of a static object

>>136977842
https://youtu.be/8EjY9cHyHl4

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>>136985719
when the leaf saves the day

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>>136989443
>just happens to be

>>136989443
>Jew
>Preferred term for Jews
>Considered offensive

The fucking bantz. Kek

>>136996251
Did you know that when the Disney Store was still around, they call everyone guests. Unless they suspect you are shoplifting. Then they will call you Customer. salesperson thinks your stealing, tells other salesperson to go help the customer in the Woody isle. Then shit gets locked down.

My sister worked there for years

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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU RESPOND TO POSTS LIKE THAT YOU STUPID AUTISTIC CUNTS

>>137001443
>Not yelling "Allahu Akbar" beforehand
Missed opportunity

>>136995527
>Housewife
'domestic incarceration survivor'

>>137001754
>calls anon autistic,
>replies horizontal
kys faggot

https://archive.org/details/officialpolitica00bear

>>136998915
>PCU

We're Not Gonna Protest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3FQ4bK080o

>>136998106
Oh god...I remember that! History is repeating itself. They got so much shit for that. And look at the world now. They get shit for letting someone keep the flag up. WTF

>>137002585
>>137002585
>>137002585
>>137002585

I would love to see the last picture that OP posted, the ones with the incorrect words versus the correct terms for those words. They were in columns.
Thank you for your service btw my leaf friend.

This reminds me a lot of Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary. Y'all should check it out.

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>>136991020
>colonization of the universe by men

>>136998359
Mary Daly is a fucking cunt. Shes the reason for a shit-ton of these.

>>137001761
>>137001992
>>137002096
>>137002194
>>137002289
>>137002374
I was born in 1991 and it's really surreal seeing this book from 1992 - a time which I can vaguely remember (well I can remember the early 90s certainly, and there's lots of photos/videos of me from that time)

>>137002011
Yeah because I just copied and pasted the replies to his post.

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>>136981148
Jems Bond?

>>136989066
>spas-ticketty-boo

this had to be written by a brit. My sides are gone and so is my sides licence