What are pol-approved names for boys? The wife is pregnant and

>>136964514
Dollar Bill

Daniel.

>>136964514
Steve

Chad

Brad

Nick

make sure it's a monosyllabic common name

>>136964514
Fuck Off Faggot. I know that will look odd on his birth certificate but hey.

Warren

>>136964755

doubles say you must ensure your boy is alpha

>>136964514
Muhammad.

Tyrone.

Ali.

Sanchez.

Jamal.

But for real tho imagine your blue eye blonde haired kid shows up to class and his name is Jamal.

>>136964696
I second this
Thee mightiest of all names

>>136964514
Kiefer is just jaw in German

>>136964629
DaMoney is better. Actually worked with a guy named that. Nice guy, but his parents doomed him.

>>136964891
Everyone would call him James

Tyrone

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>>136964755
>Chad
haha no way
>Brad
I will think of brad pitt a lot
>Nick
That's my brother's name. He is a mod at /r/gaymers so no

>>136964755
Checked for Chad

Shitavious

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>>136964514
>name your kid pussy fart
Kiefer is a terrible fucking name. Any bully worth his salt will start calling him Queefer, it'll stick and your son will an hero by the time he is 15.

I have 4 boys and their names are all traditional, glorious, kingly names. William, Victor, Charles and Alexander. Don't name your kid after some faggot jew-wood actor

My name is Paul and it's pretty dope

May I suggest

Benjamin
George
James
Thomas

Martin Looter is the only choice

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It's easy.

>recently deceased, respected male relative name

>president name: Thomas, William, Jefferson, Adam

>biblical/mythological name: Hector, Simon, Roland, Oliver

I'm more worried about what to name a possible daughter. There doesn't seem to be a system.

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>>136965119
I can't believe I'm saying this but the leaf makes sense.

>>136964514
Ben/Benjamin
Nick
Daniel
Charles
Simon
Juan
Sebastian

>>136964514
Give him a strong name associated with leaders/great men.

William
Robert
Edward
Alexander
George

etc

>>136964891
Tyrone originated as a scottish name. Not sure how negros adopted it.

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>>136964514
>Stop using multiple first names.
>Use middle names.
>Use family names.
>Use ethnic names.

Barron

>>136964696
>jewish name
>pol-approved
Are you even trying?

>>136964514
stick to Christian names, or Varg.

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>>136964514
>Have six first names
>Choose to go by the most retarded one

>>136965006
>Cat lady at college admissions reads your kids application and sees that it says Ali.

>Puts him in fast lane to get into the college

>He shows up and he is a FUCKING WHITE MALE

Fool proof plan.

Dindu nuffin

what's your last name initial so we can make acronyms?

Augustus.

>>136965351

Most southerners were Scottish or Scots Irish so they probably named their slaves Tyrone. They also liked giving them Roman statesman names as a joke

>>136964514

Jesus

The only acceptable names for white people are names of saints:
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter, Joseph, James, Patrick,

>>136964514
Jack is the greatest name out there.

>>136965749
(((saints)))

>>136964514
Personally I like
Brandon
John
Liam
Max
Alex
If I got a Japanese Wife at least one Son would be called Kenji too, that's a cool name.

>>136965546
This is genius. Tell him to identify as Other/non-white hispanic too. Guaranteed acceptance into any program/job interviews.

>>136964514

Alfred
Thomas
Philip
Leonard

Clint
Steve
James
William
John
Matthew
Jack

Alpha is a requirement.

Choose a true and proper name of old. My son's middle name is Beowulf.

Son "Chad Lastname" because middle names are for betas

>>136964514
Wilhelm

>>136964968
The tree, moron.

Robert
Jefferson
Jackson
William
Alexander

>>136964514
>using google

Bruce is a good, manly name too.
Inb4 Aussies.

>>136964514
Heinrich.
Bjorn.
Matthew.

You ever look at the list of the current year's most popular baby names? I don't know what the fuck these soon-to-be-parents are smoking. Everyone is naming their kids Noah, Amelia, and every variation of -ayden (brayden, aidan, jayden, hayden, kayden)

what the fuck is this shit? Who names their kids this bullshit?

Donovan

>>136964514
Ashton
Timothy
Peter
Dustin
Austin

These are some of my favorites.

>>136966733
>Heinrich
>Bjorn
Meme names unless you're in Germanic Europe. As a shart you naming your kids this is equivalent to Varg LARPing as vikangz

Adolf

>>136964514
Hitler

>>136964514
Just give him a name that is traditional given your ethnic background

>>136967166
This. Americans should use classic American names or their ethnic names IF they are no more than 3 generations assimilated, i.e. you need to have an immigrant grandparent otherwise you seem kinda weird.

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>>136967227
>>136967375
hahahahaha perfec

KEITH

>>136967496
>Americans should use classic American names
t. Great Chief Sharts-in-Marts

Agamemnon

>>136965660
this

>>136968114
"Jamal Eats-Burger Sanchez"
Very traditional American name

>>136965264
just use the same system. deceased family member/biblical-type name. avoid anything with a hyphen or that sounds too much like a starbucks menu item

Goku

>>136965660
Augustus (or variants) is a great name, because it's very versatile.

Son grows up to be an alpha male? He will go by Augustus.
Son grows up to be an easy-going dude? He will go by Gus.
Son ends up being a retarded sperg? Augie.

>>136968283
That only works if you have Latin roots of last name.

Augusta duBois could work if you're French or something
Augusta Cerrone if you're Italian
But it would sound weird if you're germanic

Chad

>>136966112
You are a fucking fag.

>>136964514
Chad, obviously.

>>136964924
fuck off, daniel

Whitey Whitemann

>>136968575
There are always variants. August, Augustine, Augusto, Gustav, etc.

>>136965351

Blacks appropriated a lot of their culture from Scots. See: flyting

>>136964514
Jeb !

>>136965119
This leaf is correct
Find a census from 1900 and pick a non-faggot name from it

>>136964696
I knew a gay mexican named Daniel.

Want to name my kid Isaac , one day he will become a space engineer

>>136965660
>grows up to be fat
g l o o p

John
Joseph
Gabriel
Samuel
Michael
David

Æthelred, Egbert, Æthelstan, Aldwyn, Harold, Edward, etc. (Anglo-Saxon names)

What's your last name? They should work together.

>>136966758
Noah is a legitimate name, dude. The rest are garbage.

You should name your son after your father, his father, or his father before him.

>>136964514
No hebrew names.

>>136964514
I'm from a pure Anglo-Saxon Quaker family so I have a really funny name. I obviously can't say it but it's similar to Ratherburn Drumthwaite

Here are names I'm considering when I have kids

Derek. Dietrich, Kurt, Conrad, Roland, Roderick. Hugo

>>136969265
How about Harry?

>>136969016
This. Bonus points if you use one from your country of origin, assuming you're non-african

>>136968725
Absolutely seconded

Donald

Currently have a girl on the way. Two boys names I'd consider:


Dale
Caspar

Arien

>>136964514
Nothing from the Bible and no Alexander.
I'd suggest William George Surname

>>136969336
I'm not saying Noah isn't a "real name". Amelia is also a real name. I'm just saying that these are names you wouldn't see anyone with, and then suddenly out of nowhere it's the most common baby name? What the fuck is going on here? It'd be like if Cornelius and Gertrude started becoming super-popular.

The increase in made-up names (like all the varients of -ayden) is another matter.

>>136969139
>Isaac
that's a kike name, dude. Not as jewy as shlomo or moishe, but it's still up there.

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>>136969265
>Artist's projection of a grown Æthelstan

>>136969431
>Derek
Sounds like a good idea if you want him to be a suicidal virgin

Henry
Adolphus
Peter
Arthur

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What do people think about ancient greek/mythical names? Are they super pretentious?
I was thinking about 'Pandora' for a girl's name

Also, is it a good or bad thing if you name is alliterative (like Jon Jones or Bob Bollocks)?

>>136969080
Does he play marimba?

Mindaugas
Gediminas
Kęstutis
Algirdas
Vytautas
(any name except Jogaila)

>>136969731
>suddenly out of nowhere it's the most common baby name
gotta be different, but every "momma blog" just picks a name and runs with it. They're all "this is the one that's unique" and bloody everyone just runs with it

Named my boy Audie. He's coming end of the year.

Congratulations OP

>>136970071
This isn't Adrian fucking Mole you pretentious little cunt.

>>136970071
Am naming my upcoming daughter Juno. It shares some letters and has assonance with my last name.

I've run the name by a lot of people and have been surprised by how well-received it's been. I think that's because 1) it's very simple, unlike "Agamemnon" or something 2) they haven't really heard of the goddess Juno so it only loosely carries that association.

>>136970071
>>136970448
In hindsight Jason is acceptable, anything else is retarded.

Classical Roman names
Augustus
Titus
Hadrian
And the best of all...
Maximus.

>>136970448
>>136970614
Fair play

>>136965528
Jeb would be a nice name

>>136964514
A good traditional and strong Germanic name such as this.

>Ottovordemgentschenfelde

>>136964514
Chad, so he's alpha af

>>136970689
Pretty sure those have been ruined by niggers.

>>136970071
My name is Brandon B___ and I don't think its bad. Most of my guy friends call me by my last name anyway.

>>136970773
I actually think the time is right to bring back Chad, if you have the right genes for it.

Simon
Johannes
John
Christopher

>>136970489
>agamemnon
would be kinda hard for a grade school kid to think of a mean nickname for this one at least
tho probably everyone would just avoid them like the plague anyways cuz really non-conventional name

>>136970773
Every Chad I knew up was either a stoner or faggot

>>136970760
Another strong traditional German name

>Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

Deshawn King

>>136964891
There unironically are some white Germans named Jamal. It's pretty crazy.

My parents chose names for my siblings and myself that have 3-4 syllables at full length for adulthood but could have 1-2 syllables for childhood/teenage years.
Think:
Alexander
William
Victoria
Jonathan
Madeleine
Margaret
Meredith
Josephine
Penelope
Amanda
Jessica
Sophia
Christopher

Etc etc

>>136965818
>being a pagan cuck

>>136971001
Unironically this

>>136965660
My nephew's name. He's based as fuck and hates Mexicans, he's a traditionalist and borderline fascist and he's only 9yo. Thankfully my whole immediate family is pretty much fascists, except my mom, she's just a nationalist.

>>136965468
>Varg
>dooming your child to a life of accepting gibs

>>136970848
Cassius has been ruined by niggers for sure
But I've never seen or heard of a nigger named any of the ones I listed.

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>>136968434
>makes fun of America
>lives in America
found the nigger

>>136969431
Roland is the only acceptable name in that list, and its still terrible

>>136964514
Chaim
Shlomo
Moshe

always been a fan of

Beverly
Brian
Alexander
Amelia
Charles
Andrew

Melagius

>>136971233
I've seen niggers called titus, maximus, andromedus and there are plenty of caesars, but most of them are spics

>>136964514
It's time to bring back Adolf

>>136970896
What about Nebuchadnezzar?

John, George, Donald

>>136971502
Goddammit. They ruined Tyrone too, what used to be an Irish name is now associated with crack n' kangz n' shieeet.

We need to reclaim the Roman names.

>>136964514
Nikola, like Nikola Tesla. It's my middle-name

>>136965180
>Paul
Why is it the best name lads?

>>136971576
i wish we could go back to a time where these names were commonplace. probably will never see Nebuchadnezzar come back into style but who knows?

>>136971685
Yep. We also need to retake 'x the Third'.

Niggers can't be 'Nigger the Niggers III' when their parents weren't married, and they are bastard children

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Leopold

>>136964514
Odin

Power

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>>136964514

Bubba Joe Earl

>>136965119
Ah shit leaf, my wife is pregnant with my third kid and she wants to name him Alexander. I don't like it. I'm leaning towards Benjamin, Theodore or Colton

Sue

>>136964514
Robert

I can never think of a good boy's name. All the good names are for females. I don't like 99.9% of those posted in this thread.

>>136971058

>jamal
>german

They certainly are

>>136972186
Colton
Nickname is colt. Man, that sounds like a winner.

>>136965049
Chadwick

>>136964514

What's redpilled is following tradition. Lool at your father and grandfather''s names.

>>136972411
Yea my wife doesn't like Theodore or Benjamin so it's looking like it might be Colton

>>136964514
John is a solid name. All honesty to god working men are named John.

>>136970071
You know who Pandora was, right?

>>136964514
Mathew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter, Andrew.

Ebenezer

>>136964514
Kiefer is a brutally ugly name

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Vercingetorix

>>136964891
Tyrone is an Irish name

Archie.

Short for architeuthis

Little Marco

>>136964514
Shouldn't you wait and see what xe decides xer gender is before you attach your oppressive labels to xim?

Tristan.

>>136964514
Joonuker

No seriously
Hadrian, Titus, Tiberius

dont choose any cuck names from Christianity, and nothing from judaism,

>>136964514
Fergus

>>136964514
Traditional names native to your fatherland.

Dante or Grimnar

>>136964514
Whatever your last name is, use that for the first.

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Pubert Hair

Right. Best name:

Wolfgang gunnar adolf aurelius hannibal leonidas ibn jamalstein 3d

>>136974806
Kek if his last names murdoch

>>136971703
my cousin named her unborn daughter TESLA

jesus christ

>>136964514
Adolf

Maximus
Atilla
Fenrir
Ares
Kratos

>>136964514
Pick a traditional American football campus high school bro name

Brent Chadwick

Trent BradDick

Thad ChadMick

Brad Bigdick

Mons Tercock

etc, make sure to put him on roids at about 14 years of age and enroll into high school football

easy win

>>136965351
They stole it like everything else.

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Ray

if he is a cis male

Ray Cis

First name Adolf
Middle name Wyatt
Last name Mann

A Wyatt Mann

It's a winner!

>>136964514
James.... of course.

Ahriman
Asmodeus
Ashtaroth

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>>136965006
>tfw my name is the BLEACHED version of Jamal

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>>136975528
wat?

Give him a nice biblical name like Benjamin, Paul, Aaron, Jacob or Abel.

C A L L
H I M
>N I G E L
L A D

>>136964514
Schlomo

Seen some roman stuff suggested here. If I have a son, I was thinking Aurelian. Is that gay ?

Lindsey

William Jackson *whatever*
>"Billy Jack"
Badass name, the owner of which is fully suited to roundhouse kick you to the face

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>>136976161
do it lad

>>136976177
Augustus is better for roman. Couple of short versions of it too. Or go spartan: leonidas

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I say again, "William Jackson" to get it past the wife, but deep down, you and your son will *know* his true power.

Golden Christ

>>136964514
Justin

>>136976449
Leonidas is a little too try-hard. I'd go with Leon/Leo/Leonard/etc

There are tons of names I'd love to give my kids that are just too outside the norm. Dragomir, for example. but I'm polish and not yugoslav, so it doesn't really work right.

>>136971067
How many siblings do you have that you have to use "etc"?

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>>136964514
See image

>>136969265
>>Artist's projection of a grown Æthelstan
Æggekage?

>>136964514
New cross thread

Sweden has crossed the line, it's beyond saving

>>136973440

>>136973440

>>136976449
Yeah Augustus is totally the coolest roman name. Aurelians just got such a cool story and bears the name restitutor orbis.
Any Welsh people here that can confirm if Bleddyn is cool or lame?

>>136971067
What are the nicknames for Meredith, Penelope, Amanda, and Sophia?

>>136964514
you should give him a gender neutral name in the event that he chooses to be a she. just sayin'.

>>136971058
What?
Where?

Is that some east german thing? Like that horrible Mandy, Cindy, Mindy thing?

>>136967166
I moved from Sweden to the US when I was 16... I am vikangz n sheit.

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>>136964514
>Alpha Tier
Adam
Alex
Brent
Brett
Brian
Chris
David
Donald
Edward
Eric
Fred
George
Greg
James
John
Joe
Luke
Matthew
Mark
Michael
Phillip
Robert
Scott
Thomas
William

>>136964514
Here's a few ideas:

William
Edward
John
Rupert
George
Robert
Richard

Whatever you do, keep it traditional.

>>136965546
You would be surprised about how factual this really is. I've known more than a few people that were accepted to really good schools because they had diversity aligning names and not their unexemplary grades.

>>136977258
Merry
Penny
Sophie

>>136977502
>not Chad

>>136964514
Ashley
Makes them super manly as they grow up

KEVIN

>>136977628
Got any examples? You're saying you knew white people with names like Tyrone and Jamal?

>>136965546
Too bad this really only works if you have an anglo last name, because all the slave niggers have names like johnson, brown, jackson, etc.

Good fucking luck tricking the diversity hiring HR ladies with a polish last name ending in -owski

>>136964514
I will name my son Alexander.

>>136964514
Name him after your grandfather as long as the name is permitted by the church.

>>136977732
No Chad. OP is a beta.

>>136964514
Tyrone, Kenneth, Dundrey, Conor, Travis

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Ethan.

Angel

Diego

Elver galarga

Juan

Pablo

Manuel

Natalia

Ana.

Jesús

Ariadna

Hercules

Ariel

Enrique

Manuel

Eumefristo

Domingo

Africa

America

Brenda

Andrea

Saul

Andres

>>136977689
>Sophie
I don't know about that. The two Sophias I know hate being called Sophie. Sophia is a good name though, it comes from Greek antiquity and it's timeless.

>>136977817
>isn't that a girls name lolol

This will effectively make him turn right wing with no input on your part. Any more names like this?

Roderick
>Means famous ruler
Can shorten to Rod.
>Rod is a pegan fertility god.

>>136964514
any name that can give him a historical context
but not too far off modern names
God tier: William, Charles, John(athon)(ann) Alexander
Excellent tier: Marcus(mark), Nick(Nicolas)(Nicolaus), Thomas, Michael, Christopher, Paul, Leonardo, Benjamin, Richard, James, Andrew
Good tier: Issac, Otto, Donald, Friedrich,

Shit tier: Joseph

Of the list of most influential people John is the winner. Same name, child subconsciously associate and research the people of same name.

>>136977258
Merry, penny, mandy, sweettits

>>136978387
You asked for a nickname for sophia. Sophie is a nickname for sophia. The sophia I know IRL I usually just call "soph"

>>136966758
Snowflake parents want snowflake kids.

Adulf Nigger Hitlerdidnothingwrong.

>>136977966
>Got any examples? You're saying you knew white people with names like Tyrone and Jamal?
Well in my case, there are alot of asians (south and east) in southern ontario, so that the white population is only 15-20% at the really good schools. I've known people that have gotten into these schools because they had WHITE names that a minority would never think of having. I'm sure the classical cases mentioned here are more common though.

>>136978802
jesus christ, that's like a nightmare scenario.

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>>136964514
Maxwell is the mightiest of all names.

I personally think Ambrose/Ambrosius is a good name to use if you don't want to use too common names.

>>136964696
Ive never met a daniel or danny that wasnt a drug addict. Just sayin

>>136978399
Angel
Erin
Jamie
Riley
Skylar
Taylor

>>136964514
Zeus

>>136977258
Merry penny Amy Sophie
doofus

>>136979242
I don't know anyone named Zeus, but Zeno and Zenon are derivatives in Greek and Polish.

Motherfucker
Sue
Napoleon
Saladin
Sherman
Winston
Marlboro
Rambo
Hercules
Ajax
Achillies
Sisyphus
Archimedes
Aristotle
Leonardo
Rasputin
Rene`
Albert
Albrecht
Curtis
Anselm
Occham
Buddha
Zoraster
Superman

>>136964514
Augustus

>>136965119
nice bro that is how you name your kids. I'd assume your 5th boys name is John.
For John Locke, John Adams, Pope john, John Calvin....
But the greatest John of All time
>Don John of Austria, A god among men.

Jahovah. No kike can ever say his name...

>>136964514
Dick

>>136979775
Isus (Pronounced EEE-soos) is also the eastern euro name for Jesus so that should be /pol/ approved as Jahovah.

>>136966711
Streuth

>>136964514
Jason